#Sock Speaks

[psychicmakerinternet]

Black ribbed GOLDTOE socks.

[outsockk]

i’m so normal about the seam plush guys i’m so normal i’m so normal

[run-lamb-run]

Session synopsis

Provided by the DM

The session starts, we see a house, which has been broken into by Mary and Azazel the previous night. Mary is up early and finds a rope before seeing the time and starting to walk again with Azazel. They are in a wooded area when they hear a crash and rustling somewhat nearby. Mary hides the kid in a bush and prepares the rope to strangle if need be.

Lambert hasn’t slept in like 3 days and hasn't been eating well either, while walking through a forest with Anoana, asleep in their arms, proceeds to trip on nothing and eat shit. Anoana wasn’t awoken in the fall. Lambert, being a paranoid fucker (reasonably so), immediate grabs a rock and prepares to have their “rocks out and ready to kill”. With a mad perception check they notice a cloak behind a tree and proceed to whack the tree next to the person instead. They immediately take off in another direction somehow balancing with a toddler in hand. Figure takes after them, they catch up after some bad rolls.

Silk is also walking in this forest with a child (whaddya know), and proceeds to find a shaking bush, only to find out it is a shaking, crying, throwing up Azazel, who is promptly won over by a good-ass animal handling check. Silk is rapidly becoming a humanoid daycare.

IN THE MEANTIME, Rafeal is chilling in a berry clearing during early morning, he is just eating berries. I cannot clarify more. Raf is literally eating berries and that's it. Callum, on the other hand, is having an existential crisis and dissociating while remembering his traumatizing past. He comes across a clearing and sits down to admire the flowers. Cal realizes he’s hungry and also starts eating berries. They are eating berries from opposite sides of a bush.

They accidentally bump into each other. Callum proceeds to stumble backwards and start choking on a berry. Raf proceeds to stand and not do anything until Cal has already failed 2 constitution checks. He then proceeds to try and punch Cal in the gut, only to miss the first time. Rafeal eventually punches Cal hard enough to dislodge the berry. They sit down, and Callum offers Raf bread as thanks, which Raf refuses until it's split between the two of them.

While eating their sandwiches, a bounty hunter wolf grabs the back of Cal’s scarf, choking him AGAIN, until he scrambles out of it. The wolf lets out a howl, which everyone in the party hears. Mary tries to shove Lambert and Anoana in the other direction, and Silk puts the kiddos in a tree while he goes to check it out.

The berry boys attempt to fight for one turn until the wolf knocks Cal down to like 3 hp in one attack. Cal grabs Raf and they start running down the mountain. Cal is quickly losing blood though, and Raf (with a help action) turns Callum into a backpack and proceeds to ONLY ROLL OVER 20 FOR EVERY ATHLETICS CHECK I GIVE HIM. They reach the bottom of the slope, where Silk is waiting confused, and proceed to continue trucking through the trees.

The wolf turn attention towards Silk, who gets knocked down to 13hp, before taking off again with a couple arrows littered in his body. Silk chases after him. At this point Lambert wants to know wtf is happening and leaves Anoana with Mary (who took until now to reveal she was a sheep btw). They jump out of the trees with a sickle and a 21 intimidation check, making the wolf piss himself. The three continue running through the trees, Silk managing to shoot a crossbow bolt into his ass.

They eventually end up in a clearing (where the kiddos are hiding btw, they start sport commentating), and they wrap up the battle there, with Mary catching up and finishing off the wolf.

There is some brief infighting before everyone gets too tired to fight. Anoana wanders off to find the berry boys, Callum has been patched up by Rafeal. They all end up in the area where the boys settled down, Lambert sets up a fire, and they take a long rest. And that’s where the session ends!

[jemjams02]

I've had this thought of MC doing, like, a Q&A stream, cause yknow people are gonna be curious, but all the questions are about what it's like to live with the brothers and like who their favorite is and if they're dating anyone yadayadayada, and MC is just like, kinda like "ok fine,,,,,,Mammon's my babygirl" and they pan the camera over to reveal Mammon's been laying with his head in in their lap the entire time

[stellarspecter]

[sacredsock]

I ate too many cosmic brownies and now im having a cosmically bad time please send help

and more brownies

[hinamie]

u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

[dancinghannigram]

something something unlovable meets unconditional love and so on

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

[lunarw0rks]

the concept of johnny not shutting the fuck up while he's balls deep inside you is so real to me

[freckledjoes]

Joseph Quinn - Je t'aime aussi.

[psychicmakerinternet]

Fresh pair of blue goldtoe dress socks.

[outsockk]

the people have spoken

i will make more bampton 🫡

[run-lamb-run]

For the gang

If you were to be in a room with your dnd character, how would you describe the situation?

Honestly, pretty neat situation if we are talking about a chill Rafael then again it depends a lot in the case, i could walk out that room with the power of friends, or i could walk out with no legs whatsoever

i think it would depend on if mary actually Knows who i am . if she just thinks i'm Some Guy she won't particularly care but she'll be on edge since she doesn't like ppl , same for azazel . but if mary knew who i was an that i caused Everything that happened to her n azazel ? my ass would be grass an she's tha lawnmower

I mean if I were in a room with Callum…it depends. Does he know who I am? I mean wouldn’t make too much of a difference. He’d probably think im so kind of god and that everything I’ve put him through must be for something. So I think we’d just calmly chat. It would be a little awkward, yes, but well

I honestly think Yael and Gale would be wary at first and then we'd bond over baking stuff. even if they know i was the catalyst for stuff happening in their past i honestly think they are way too forgiving, (my favorite flaw in all of fiction)

Kind of chaotic considering there are no humans in cotl, I think Silk would think I'm some kind of sick ape tho

But if it were them knowing who I am I think Silk would end up having an emotional breakdown over not only there being something above the gods he knows and also the fact this god rejoices in his emotional distress

No comment (can't figure out a good response but I'd probably be fine?)

[doctorsiren]

I’ll post more photos + full body ones + the ones with my props later but I wanted to show this pic I took this morning :3

[asinglesock]

"Don't be coy with me," you say. I misunderstand you. How I yearn to swim in the garden pond, and to feel the water ripple over my beautiful red and gold scales. I refrain but not without grief.