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Pt. 2
Pt.1 <- -> Pt.3 :)))
#tweek is so high maintenance#he’s so real for that#south park#sp#craig is the type of mf to wear socks on the beach#creek#sp creek#craig tucker#tweek tweak#craig x tweek#my art
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Do any of the boys wear jewelry?
Wade seems like the type to have those grandma box full of jewelry but Peter would probably have one pair of earrings for the occasion?? 
they're too broke for any kind of jewellery save for the edible kind
#sci speaks#i don't know. i haven't seen any basis in canon for either of them to be into jewellery.#i don't really. invent headcanons for these guys i'm not that creative. everything i do has to have some basis in canon.#sorry. i'm so square. you ask me: do they like jewellery i say: sorry. no adequate evidence in canon. cannot compute.#i do think peter is too square for any sort of piercing. sorry. i know a lot of you like him to have piercings. i think he's too square.#i think wade would wear jewellery but only as part of an act or performance. not because he himself likes it.#only if it's part of a role he wants to play. wade wilson himself doesn't care for it. wade wilson himself is very low maintenence#the irony of wade loving to play very glamorous high maintenance roles and yet. he himself being a sloppy hot dog of a man.#he likes to pretend he's shiny and glamourous and superficial. and yet.#he would rather take a silly plastic spider-ring from a dollar store's halloween section than a diamond ring any day.#i really just don't think either of them would care for it. they're too sad and sloppy and don't even match their socks#much less wear a diamond necklace
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"hey, how's that cold weather been?"
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#brought to you by#doing car maintenance last night when it was dark out and flurrying#i full body tremble and shake if im slightly cold#and add that to my pain levels and were in for a treat#*internally and externally shivering unable to feel my hands or feet or ears even with gloves and hats and thick socks* its great!#my calves hurt so bad someone save me#disabled#actually disabled#chronically ill#chronic pain#actually chronically ill#chronic illness#disability#disability community#physically disabled#cripple posting#cripple punk#neurological disability#neurological disorder#dysautonomia#innapropriate sinus tachycardia
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you must imagine me sitting and sniling and blinking demurely like that art of the little jester while watching sophiebaybeys pov. on account of cinema you understand
#HEY SWAP TO SOCKS REALLY QUICK FOR THAT CONFRONTATION IN THE TOWER DAY 14#SHE HAS MUSIC ON AND IT’S REALLY GOOD#kipspeak#blsmp#i keep typing blamp. Sure. Blamp#I gotta go to the beginning for this one I think. I’m sniffing around for at least one pov per team#y’all are keeping me such good company at work. Between meetings and animating and website maintenance I get to see#funny character on my screen have a confrontation I wish I could be animating instead#gripping my head by the way. This is important context;;;;; THE PLOT. THE VOICES
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I tend to see etho often drawn with one of these types of shoes, so now I'm curious about general opinions. What do you guys draw/imagine ethos everyday footwear?
#personally. i like the characterizing him like a low maintenance uni student. so i give him either slides or slippers with socks.#but i think its interesting how many ppl go with his skins theme and chose geta shoes#hermitblr#polls
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WinnieXPUMA #PUMA Cali Court Leather collection
#aesthetic#puma shoes#puma socks#puma#winnie harlow#melanin beauty#melanin#fashion model#feminine energy#black feminity#high maintenance#tomboy#tomboy style#tumblr girlies#pink moodboard#soft moodboard#luxury#beauty#academia aesthetic#street fashion#streetwear#hypebae#hypebeast#nyfw2023#quiet luxury#femininity
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"I'm doing fuck all today" turned into Getting Shit Done today so fast🥲
#hi#me#my face#selfie#mirror selfie#why have I done so much today#cute girl#pretty people#girls who lift#girls with tattoos#girls who do their own car maintenance bc WHY NOT#penguin socks#wombats#rainy day#I love it#i am very tired#tired girl#so tired#and I still have stuff I want to do#motherfucker#I'm too sick for this#do I get a diet coke#be my friend#please#anyway#hot girl shit#i love yall#love me#the vans are my faves so they made the post#later taters
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treated myself to a 16inch circular cable and a us10 short tip to make knitting hats easier :) it was on sale and that way it'll save on getting future sizes (like us13) hopefully! i wanted interchangeables for forever so im very excited :3 i got a bunch of patterns i been collecting, i think my goal this year is to knit a bunch and then donate them by the time winter comes around (around decemberish). i also got some dpns and might make more mittens/gloves hopefully... busy hands busy mind plus it gives me a good goal for when im idle and dont know what to knit or do :)
#yarn is so expensive.... but this way i dont feel bad trying a lot of patterns#im thinking of using acrylic because its what i have and it's easier maintenance than animal fiber but it isnt as warm...#maybe double stranding? itll make my worsted into bulky but... we will see...#the worst winters get is maybe 14 with slushy rain. average is 40s to 60s. so maybe different yarn weights for different fits or needs?#i will figure it out hopefully 👍#also got dpns on sale because i refuse to limit my skill despite being a beginner. im going to make a shrimp when they come in & then socks
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Its funny to have those episodes of utter despair, shorter or longer and then right afterwards without much happening switching back to lolllllll i am the happy smiler
#i am like such a low maintenance person to keep happy i think .#i unclogged my sink. i talked to my beloved friends. caitvi sex is happening tomorrow (totally). i bought new socks and a notebook like#i meant to.#i ate a delicious meal i cooked the day before.#what else should i want from life?#ok i guess i also went back on antidepressants. sure
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Almighty Tumblr user Teaboot, what is your wisdom?
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You don't have to eat the gross jellybeans, you can just eat the ones you like, they have no nutritional value so there's nothing wrong with tossing em, candy is for fun not for food
Spiders and other household bugs are repulsed by cedar and lavender- you can get cedar balls online like how people used to sell mothballs and use em to keep spiders out of your closet
When you unplug an appliance from a wall there may still be an electrical charge in it for a sec so don't touch the metal end of the plug or you might get zapped a bit
Tiger's eye gems are a type of asbestos so if you crack or chip your tiger's eye you should probably not wear it anymore idk I'm not a rock scientist
If you wanna stay warmer when camping you should leave your sleeping bag rolled up until the moment you go to bed cause the fabric can absorb humidity in the air and make it damp and colder. Also fresh socks before you go to bed, even if your day ones still seem dry
Rayon, Viscose, and Lyocell are all made of plant fibers
Capsaicin is fat soluble, so if you eat something too spicy then drinking milk or cream will wash it away better than water. Swishing with vinegar should also work too if you're desperate
Fish are WAY more maintenance than you think they are. Goldfish can live well over a decade under proper care. Fish are not "easy" pets for the love of God. And they're smarter than you think they are
People having seizures are not going to swallow their tongue. At worst they may bite it. Hitting their head on something is a far bigger risk. Don't put shit in their mouth.
Children are more sensitive to bitter tastes as an evolutionary safety measure against accidental poisoning. If theycdont like eating something because it's bitter, remember that the taste is stronger to them.
Most symptoms of hauntings are also symptoms of gas leaks and black mold. Whether or not you believe in ghosts you should probably check you're not being poisoned before you drop money on a spirit medium
Purple skittles are grape flavour in some places like North America and blackcurrant in places like the UK. I personally prefer blackcurrant
Saguaro cacti can weigh literal tons and will crush you to death if they fall on you
Palm trees are technically grass
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wow even unconscious i cannot fucking stand wearing socks LMAO
#i fell asleep with socks on last night#and this morning i found them like. partially stuffed under one of my pillows#absolutely no recollection of taking them off myself#my body was just NO. NO FUCKING SOCK lmao#socks my sensory enemy#i only kept them on bc i was Cold#bc recently our air conditioning started to leak so it wasn't cooling our apartment well so we had to keep turning the temp down more#bc it didn't seem to be working#and then as soon as the maintenance guy finished fixing it yesterday it just BLASTED the whole apartment#so we were freezing all evening LMAO#at least it Works now!! and i don't have to wake up with heat exhaustion multiple days in a row anymore!#like i literally was using One blanket and waking up dizzy sweaty and nauseous#it sucked! but now it is better
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What is the Difference Between Compression Socks and Compression Stockings? A Comprehensive Guide
Discover the differences between compression socks and compression stockings and learn which one is best suited for your needs. This guide will help you make an informed decision, covering everything from design and functionality to medical conditions and use-cases. Table of Content Introduction to Compression Socks and Compression Stockings What are Compression Socks? What are Compression…
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#athletic performance#Blood circulation#choosing the right garment#cleaning and maintenance#compression socks#compression stockings#Deep Vein Thrombosis#FAQs#graduated compression#healthcare#Leg Health#material types#medical advice#medical garments#medical supply#mmHg#muscle fatigue#Peripheral Neuropathy#Side Effects#sizing guide#skin irritation#uniform compression#Varicose Veins#Venous Insufficiency#wearing instructions
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WOO
#so excited for this ribber baybee#once its up and running I'm gonna make the FUCK out of some socks.#probably gonna have to do some maintenance first though.
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hi i would love if you could transform me into your stupid foot slave.
Clean Slate
“What do you want to be in life?” I ask you as we relax at my place at the end of our date. You give a rather non committal shrug as I peel off my socks and rest my feet on the living room table.
“Huh. No career ambitions? Artist, scientist…cleaner?” I smile at you as you approach and sit across from me, scrunching your nose slightly while the scent of my feet wafts over to you.
“N—no. I guess not.” You reply sheepishly, your eyes leaving mine as they lower to my large feet.
“I’m sure we can find your place in life. You probably have lots to give. Talented at many things. Such as…cleaning.” I sway my feet back and forth on the table as I watch your eyes follow them. “Just keep watching.”
“Huh?” Distracted, you don’t even look away. My feet and their movements were utterly fascinating. “I—I don’t…”
“Cleaning.” I repeat bluntly. “I bet you’re good at cleaning.” Your back bends as you naturally feel yourself lean forward, your head lowering slightly as my feet take up more of your vision. I hear you take a tentative sniff, your eyes glazing over.
Cleaning.
“Cl—cleeaning.” You slur as a bit of drool slides from your mouth. I give a little snicker as I witness you lick your lips. Your head begins to sway along with my hypnotic sweaty feet. Mirroring it’s motion. The smell at this point was incredibly overpowering, burning away your feeble inhibitions. My feet are fucking your mind, my toes pushing to the back of your skull. Reshaping your soft brain like playdoh. Back and forth. Back and forth…
“See, I’m not so much looking for a ‘boyfriend’. Too much maintenance. But I’m sure we can find a use for you. Cleaning clothes perhaps? Maybe bathroom cleaning? No. Cleaning…feet.” I look down and validate you with a smirk.
Cleaning. Feet.
“Foot cleaning. Yes, yes I think that’s your place in life. A mindless foot cleaner. Cleaning my rank feet. You’re very skilled at it.” I assert, placing my hand on your head and guiding you closer. “It’s okay. Some of us are meant to improve the world, some of us are meant to be productive members of society. And some of us, some of us are meant to lick the space between men’s toes.”
“I…no. Please.” You plead as your face enters my feet’s gravitational pull. The musk flowing up your nose and swimming around your emptied, foot fucked mind. They smelled just as you suspected they would, of feet. Your attention is captivated by a bead of sweat on my sole. It didn’t belong there, there on my perfect feet. You feel an impulse growing. A need. You needed to…needed to…
“Clean.” I answer for you. Making everything suddenly fall into place. It just made sense. “Clean my stinky feet.”
You shudder, any hint of resistance fading in an instant. Your mouth obediently opens and your tongue glides down the length of my sole, picking up all the sweat and grime that gathered from our long walk. The taste is sour and foul but for some shameful reason, that stirs your cock. You didn’t want this, but not wanting it made you so unbelievably hard. My feet had successfully hypnotised your mind, conditioning you to kneel at the mere sight of them. Seeing my sole was the only trigger needed for your mouth to water, for your thoughts to dissipate. For you to become no more than a rag to wipe my feet clean.
“Always glad to see someone enjoy their job so immensely.” I bend forward and pin a little badge to your shirt. The two words printed on it in basic typeface describe your entire existence ‘Foot Cleaner’. Now no one, including you would be confused about your role in life.
“Cweeann siiir.” You moan with a mouth full of my flavourful foot cheese.
I laugh above you, flexing my arms as you perform your job. “Good boy. Good foot cleaner. Lick every inch until they’re glistening with your saliva. Aren’t you happy I helped you find the height of your aspirations at the bottom of my feet. Dumb idiot.”
“Yusss, thank you sir.” You wanted to be a good obedient boy for master.
“Shut up and work.” I shove my feet into you, rubbing them across your face. “I expect my feet to be spotless slave. You will be here every evening from now on to fulfil your duty. And then you will pay me for the privilege like the pathetic foot slut that you are.”
Do I make myself clear?
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just some random task force 141 headcanons
tw: drugs, dead baby jokes?
gaz
- has been approached by model scouts on nights out with the 141 and is so gassed by it but pretends not to be
- got holding onto his tactical vest straps from price because he thought it looked cool
- popular as fuck in school
- side eye king (canon)
- used to do ket when he was younger and is now paranoid price will find out somehow and be disappointed in him
- highlights during briefings and soap calls him a neek
- deleted tiktok because he got addicted to those ingrown hair removal videos
- borderline illegible handwriting
- type to laugh when hes really mad (its lowkey scary)
- has once described himself as a “thought daughter”
- paces when hes stressed
- terrys chocolate orange enjoyer
- tried to grow out a beard but it was weird and kind of patchy
soap
- will be looking at a nice view and will always say how a huge explosion would make it look so much cooler
- does that thing where he tells you to straighten your legs and then kicks the back of your knee
- cannot stay still in his sleep and has once woken up with half is body off the bed horizontally
- has a comic book collection and if you touch it he will kick you out
- goes to life drawing classes sometimes in his free time
- all of his exam papers had doodles on them
- the type of guy to draw a penis in ur notebook
- all of his socks have holes in them but refuses to buy new ones, some are literally the concept of a sock at this point
- smells his armpits unabashedly to see if he smells or not
- will ask to tell you a secret and burp in your ear
- when someone drops like a plate or a cup is the type to scream “wheey!!” and clap and he did that at a pub once and got them kicked out
- will make a fart noise and loudly blame it on you (especially in packed elevators)
-booger flicker
ghost
- makes zero noise when sneezing but still acts it out and he looks like hes bugging
- nose bridge pincher
- doesn’t clip off his fingernails he literally just bites them off and spits it into the bin
- type to say “well done.” sarcastically
- casual dead baby joke enjoyer
“how many babies does it take to paint a wall?”
“depends on how hard you throw them.”
(silence)
- really enjoys solitaire mobile is on level 177
- he once made a recruit run laps for microwaving tea
- off duty he has terrible posture
- chapped lips 24/7
- favourite takeout is chinese food and always get the vegetable spring rolls - he will buy takeout in bulk and then live off of leftovers instead of actually buying groceries
- has 3 forks one knife and one spoon
- has literally no sense of rhythm what so ever , cannot dance to save his life
- loves making social situations awkward in purpose but would never admit that so he just comes off as slightly off putting a lot of the time
price
- sneezes and coughs ridiculously loudly
- weirdly territorial about his hat (i find it so funny he has a waterproof version of it)
- has a weird mole on his back he refuses to get checked out - his reasoning is if he dies via mole it was natural selection
- has extensive knowledge on art history and hates conceptual art (has a tate membership card)
- licks his finger before turning a page
- casual moomin enjoyer
- cuts his cuticles - likes his maintenance has a beard grooming kit
- says he doesnt watch tiktoks but he watches tiktok dog video complications in youtube and they have the most npc ass audios
- is on the “cigar society” on facebook and gives reviews for them
- does the head tilt of disappointment (if its thrown at gaz he literally will not get over it for days)
- slaps his knee when laughing really hard
- also nose bridge pincher
- is the type of make those hiking comments to people who walk by
- really enjoyed the lego batman movie
- unabashedly itches himself
- takes fish oil supplements
- always puts his hand up to say thank you when cars stop for him
- flirts with baristas
- had a brief midlife crisis where he wanted to become a mystery novelist (still has the drafts hidden somewhere but you couldn’t waterboard that information out of him)
thank you
#call of duty#cod#call of duty modern warfare#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#john price#task force 141#cod headcanons#headcanon
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Come run your hands through my hair
Authors Note: This took a while.... sorta took a break from writing due to low motivation and personal life stuff that took over my wellbeing these last few months. Still, i hope by posting this I get back in the writing spirit!
This request was inspired off an artwork created by @slytherincursebreaker who’s an amazing artist so I recommend looking at them! They’ll blow your socks off! (It won’t let me link the post annoyingly so I’ll add the link in a reblog of this post!)
Taglist: @slytherincursebreaker, @theconclavescitadel @humanpurposes, @watercolorskyy, @omgbrcat @blue-serendipity @arcielee
Warnings: Suggestive content, babies, reader is mainly gender neutral but some female descriptions may have been dotted throughout, (if i miss any let me know!)
When Aemond first allowed his hair to reach his waist all those years ago in his teens, he had no idea how much of a hassle it would be to keep it like that.
Though to his surprise, it wasn’t the maintenance what forced him to reconsider all his hard earned work. If anything, he spent too long maintaining it, putting all sorts of products from all sorts of places as far as Essos or even Winterfell.
But no. Instead, It was his own daughter, who was the one forcing him to reconsider it all.
“Hermione, please loosen your grip. Kostilus ñuha byka dārilaros, ivestragī jikagon hen ñuha ōghar."
“I don’t think she understands Aemond. In Valyrian or common tongue.” You tease, leaning forward to take your daughter from your husbands arms.
It takes a mighty tug from you however with how strong she held onto Aemonds silver locks, and the fact that as soon as she was in her muñas arms, she began to pout and wet her eyes with the promise of further tears and a mighty tantrum if she isn’t placed back into her kepas arms as quickly as possible.
And of course, being the father wrapped tightly around his daughters finger he was, Aemond quickly takes her right back so he can hold her tightly against his chest and soothe her.
“Shhh it is alright byka dārilaros…” Aemond coos, rocking her in his arms as she begins to slowly calm herself down and close her eyes. “Kepa would never let anything happen to you or to muña. Sleep byka dārilaros, and we shall awake tomorrow with a smile. And if you're extra good in the morning, we can arrange a playdate with your cousins.”
“You’re so good with her.” You cannot help but comment, moving forward so you can lay your head on his shoulder and hum in delight as Aemond tilts his head to lay a delicate feather-like kiss against your skin.
As soon as Hermione is fast asleep against Aemonds chest, he takes her to the nursery and places her carefully in the crib, placing the stuffed direwolf teddy your brother had made for her in her arms before turning away so he can turn on the moon themed nightlight Hel had gifted you and leave the room with you.
The two of you make quick work of clearing the house up after a hectic day of Hermione and uncle Aegons unique chaos, and as soon as the last wooden block is put back in its rightful place, the pyjamas were put on and the lights dimmed as the two of you made quick work sleeping peacefully in each others arms.
Though it seems the peace last only that night, since that next morning, Aemonds hopeful words that Hermione would wake up with a smile came with a price it seemed. As while yes, Aemond was delighted that his precious daughter was giggling and acting like the angel he knew her to be, she somehow managed to do all that while yanking at his hair so badly he truly feared for his roots.
"Ow! Hermione don't pull daddy's hair- OW! you have a strong grip there Hermione!" Aemond forcibly smiled while he tried to hide his very obvious winces and groans of pain, all in favour of keeping his sweet girl happy.
"Aemond, do you need any help?" You try to ask, wincing yourself when you see Hermione actually manage to take a strand or two out with her bare hands and flutter down to the floor below.
"Nope!" He says, very strained, you would say. "When is Helaena getting here with the twins by the way?"
"About an hour. Why? Can't fend off the ferocious princess?" You tease, walking up to the two and swooping said princess into your own arms. Thankfully, it seems today she's decided to tolerate her munas presence as she lightly grabs at your own hair and puts it in her mouth for a nibble. She only tugs on her favourite hair it seems.
"A knight can only do so much." Aemond eventually admits, sitting up properly as he rubs at the places where Hermione tugged at the most.
"You do know you can say no to her right? She's our princess. Not an evil witch my sweet knight." You grin, sitting down next to Aemond and giggling when he gives you a sweet kiss on your blushing cheek.
"And you're the delectable queen whose sworn protector can never get enough of..." He murmurs, kissing your cheek once more and chuckling as he feels the heat difference from moments before.
To be honest, you almost managed to forget about the princess in your arms until she begins to giggle again, still with your hair between her lips.
"Is that right nuha dārilaros? Is muna a queen?" Aemond coos, both you and him smiling proud as she excitedly wriggles in your arms with her hands in the air as if to give a wholehearted agreement. "Well, our princess is never wrong!" He smiles.
"Never." You grin back, pulling in Aemond for a quick kiss that he reciprocates immediately with zero hesitation. If there wasn't the familiar sound of the doorbell followed by the sweet noise of excitement from Hermione, you no doubt would've continued.
Which, after Helaena strapped Hermione in the back with the twins while her frankly cute as heck girlfriend sat in the front and drove off, is exactly what you did.
The two of you practically molded against each other as two became one. Your hands couldn't keep themselves away from touching his chest and fiddling with the long smooth silky strands of his hair. Before in the past, Aemond almost had a particular fondness for you touching and delicately tugging at his hair, with it being a sensitive area for him after all.
Yet when you do this now, instead of being met with that soft sigh of his that drives you insane with need, you're met with a painful whine that forces you to practically leap to the other side of the couch in surprise and fear for your lovers well-being.
"What's wrong Aemond?!" You quickly ask, moving forward again to take his face in your palms.
"I think Hermione might've played a bit too hard with my hair this time ñuha jorrāelagon." He says, rubbing at the spot with his palm. For a minute, Aemond is calm as he appears to think about something. Then he turns to you with his eyes furrowed like he usually does whenever he's in deep thought on something. "Do you remember that idea I had last week? The one I had on Tuesday after we put Hermione to bed?"
You had to think about it for a second given how vague he was being, but when you remember exactly what he was insinuating, you couldn't help but gasp in disbelief. "You cannot be serious!?"
"I'm afraid I am. As much as I love our princess, I don't think my hair can take it anymore... and besides, You can do it. Which does put me at ease."
"By the sakes of the gods fine! I'll try to find my hairdressing kit somewhere in the rubble of the junk room!" You sigh, giving Aemond a final peck on the corner of his lips before moving in said junk room, knowing you'll no doubt be taking about an hour to find the kit you bought a year ago on a whim but never ended up using.
Still, no better time than the present!
After eventually finding the darn thing though, you got Aemond set up in the bathroom on your dresser stool. A spare sheet was draped on the floor to catch the fallen hair, with another round Aemonds shoulders to keep his clothes/skin hair free. You set the bag of hair products and equipment on the ledge by the sink, and let Aemonds hair free as it ran down his back and over his left eye.
"Aemond are you sure about this...?" You carefully ask, catching his eye as he looks at himself in the mirror.
"Yes, I know it's hard but it will grow back. It's just hair Stark." Aemond finally says, his face looking unusually cold as he uses the nickname he gave you from years ago before you were both dating.
"Oh it's not that, it's our daughter. You know she'll throw a fit." You try to explain, yet that doesn't seem to faze him one bit. You suppose looking at him with how he's glaring at his reflection, now you can understand exactly why his nickname in high school was 'The Iceberg'.
"You're being silly Stark, let's get this over with." Aemond scoffs, firmly glaring at you that to most people would seem cold and slightly scary, exactly like how the infamous iceberg would've been. But to you, it's just like something you'd see off one of those grumpy cat videos you see on your social media for you page.
There's not much it seems you can do about it, given how experienced you are at dealing with Aemonds annoyingly stubborn nature. So you simply sigh and under your breath murmur a few words before you begin cutting.
"I tried to warn you..."
By the time Helaena had texted you to let you know they'll be dropping Hermione back off at yours and Aemonds house, Aemonds hair has been cut significantly shorter.
"It's shorter than Aegons..." You can't help but sigh, mourning his long hair as you run your fingers through its remains. "What am I even gonna be able to hold anymore? Nothing I tell you! Nothing!"
"It was for the best!" Aemond tries to reassure you, though with how you can clearly see his lips jutted in a pout, you can't help but feel reminded of Hermiones own. It seems you finally figured out where she gets her grumpy side from. Speaking of Hermione...
As soon as Aemond opens the door to thank Helaena for the sudden play date, her eyes immediately widen in shock and horror. So wide in fact you can't help but begin cackling like a witch in the background. Aemond though is just focused on his little princess, so he ignores her and the original task he was supposed to do, leaving you to thank Helaena properly while you try to calm down your laughter.
"What the fuck has he done to his hair?!" Helaena murmurs, keeping her volume careful given that Hermiones only recently begun to mimic words, as discovered by her Uncle Aegon only the day before...
"Hermione keeps grabbing it." You explain. "She even managed to pull some strands out so Aemond just had enough and demanded I cut it for him today. Trust me, we all mourn the curls... Hermione no doubt the most. I should probably go witness this so I can tell him the I told him so within the moment. Still, thanks so much for the day! We can discuss having the twins over next week okay?"
"Yep sounds good! Text me Hermiones reaction in detail later!"
"Will do! Thanks again Hel!" You say as you close the door and honest to the gods speed walk to the living room, just in time for the show...
You can see Aemond smiling hopefully at Hermione, who's just perched on his lap looking up at him in confusion while they both sit on the sofa.
"Hermione, what do you think of daddy's new haircut?" He says, still looking hopeful at his precious daughter. That is however, until her face begins to contort into one you and Aemond both recognise well. A face of pure and utter sadness as tears begin to run heavy down her cheek and her voice releases a loud screech of sorrow.
"No nono! Don't cry! Hermione!! Daddy's here, it will grow back!! Don't cry!!" Your poor lover begs while your daughter still weeps for the loss of her favourite past time, and for in a way, her daddy himself.
"I told you that our daughter would throw a fit..." You say, watching as Aemond turns to you with a face of pure desperation while Hermione still shrieks in his arms.
"Please my love. Help me." He begs, his eye full of despair as he's forced to watch his beloved little princess weep before him. So like the amazing parent you were, you strode over and took Hermione in your arms and cooed at her until she was just hiccuping and looking at you with wet cheeks.
"Did you not like the strange man sweetie?" You teased, giggling as you saw Aemonds look of pure betrayal directed solely at you. Still, you had to feel bad for him, so as you bounced Hermione in your arms you took her back over to Aemond who looked back at her with a hopeful expression.
"It's kepa sweetie!" You tried to convince, but with how her eyebrows seemed to furrow in the most adorable looking scowl, you don't think she was exactly ready to believe you right now.
"Don't you dare say it..." Aemond groans, his own eyebrows furrowed exactly like the baby in front of the two of you was doing.
"I told you so!" You sing instead, giggling as he rolls his eye next to you. "You're gonna have to wait for her to get used to you all over again Aemond. I'm sorry, but you did take away the most definable feature of yours from her!"
"Ah yes, cause our daughter has met so many men these days with one-eye..." He grumbles beside you, causing you to laugh softly as you kiss the side of his face in an act of comfort he leans into gratefully.
"Well, you were always praising our daughter for never taking notice of it when you first showed it to her."
"Sure sure blame the victim..." He grumbles, wistfully sighing once more as he makes eye contact with his glaring daughter. "I love you byka dārilaros, know that." He tries to kiss the top of her head in a final act of affection, but to your greatest amusement and Aemonds greatest horror, Hermione uses her scrunched up fists to hit the side of Aemonds face away with a mighty yell.
"Told you. Gonna need to get her used to you..." You say, moving Aemond closer so you could kiss the area between his furrowed brows. And from the way they felt against your lips, you knew you'd need to give him plenty of affection until Hermione miraculously remembers one morning that she has a daddy with short silver hair.
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Valyrian translation bit (literally one sentence): Kostilus ñuha byka dārilaros, ivestragī jikagon hen ñuha ōghar - please my little princess, let go of my hair
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