shelby-presipence
Mayor of Plainview
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Read it and weep, Trudy
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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@the-burger-is-love Do you take constructive criticism?
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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There are so many things wrong with this town
Mind control music
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Oh, come on. We all know you could zip your ass over here in two seconds flat.
THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Raw seasoned with dirt. Now come get the damn worms.
THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Oh yeah? Well if they're at my house the detective will eat them. Come get them now.
THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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I can't believe I'm related to you, come pick up your turnip worms.
THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Is that why there are turnip worms in my house?
THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Larry, put the seagulls back
THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Normally I'd say don't take advice from Larry, but in this case he's right. Fuck the police.
PRO TIP: COPS CAN'T GIVE YOU SPEEDING TICKETS IF YOU SPEED FAST ENOUGH
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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this was just gonna be a warmup sketch but erm. yeah
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Really? @trudytulseofficial
TARGET #3
This is your third target. Will you shoot:
The target with the mayor’s face printed on it.
The target off to the corner.
The target that’s moving from side to side.
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence
I WAS ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO COOL
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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It was incredibly wrong
I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Larry, thats not even close.
I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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I'll make it easy:
7 X 8
I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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False. You are incredibly slow at math
I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!
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shelby-presipence · 2 years ago
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Petition to kick Larry off of tumblr
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