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@the-burger-is-love Do you take constructive criticism?

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There are so many things wrong with this town

Mind control music

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Oh, come on. We all know you could zip your ass over here in two seconds flat.

THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!

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Raw seasoned with dirt. Now come get the damn worms.

THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!

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Oh yeah? Well if they're at my house the detective will eat them. Come get them now.

THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!

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I can't believe I'm related to you, come pick up your turnip worms.

THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!

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Is that why there are turnip worms in my house?

THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!

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Larry, put the seagulls back

THE SEAGULLS AT THE BEACHES ARE ACTUALLY FREE, YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU!

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Normally I'd say don't take advice from Larry, but in this case he's right. Fuck the police.

PRO TIP: COPS CAN'T GIVE YOU SPEEDING TICKETS IF YOU SPEED FAST ENOUGH

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this was just gonna be a warmup sketch but erm. yeah

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Really? @trudytulseofficial

TARGET #3

This is your third target. Will you shoot:

The target with the mayor’s face printed on it.

The target off to the corner.

The target that’s moving from side to side.

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Charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence

I WAS ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO COOL

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It was incredibly wrong

I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!

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Larry, thats not even close.

I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!

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I'll make it easy:

7 X 8

I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!

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False. You are incredibly slow at math

I AM INCREDIBLY FAST AT EVERYTHING!!

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Petition to kick Larry off of tumblr