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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it#i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids#im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on#this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk#and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like#''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING#just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like#girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it
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Things You Should Know About Practicing Safe Driving
Overall, individuals drive more securely now than they did years and years prior. This is expected, to a great extent, to the endeavors of the public authority and different organizations to spread mindfulness about safe driving. There have been various public help crusades throughout the long term stressing the significance of street wellbeing.
Notwithstanding the way that the vast majority drive securely now, mishaps actually occur and the miserable part is that a large portion of these mishaps might have been forestalled. Some of them are absolutely preventable if by some stroke of good luck individuals who caused avoided potential risk with regards to safe driving. To take care of you, here are some stuff that you can remember to remain liberated from mishaps while out and about:
Try not to drive under the influence and don't drive when smashed.- This could sound too fundamental to be in any way recorded here, however the reality stays that driving impaired is the absolute most normal reason for car crashes. In spite of the way that individuals know it's inappropriate to do as such, they actually make it happen.
It doesn't make any difference on the off chance that you have just polished off a limited quantity of drink. The reality stays, that liquor in the blood can dial back your response time and engine coordination even in tiny sums.
Try not to over speed. - This is another widely known that certain individuals decide to forget once they are in the driver's seat. The adrenaline surge of speeding in your vehicle may very well be excessively enticing yet you ought to remember the risk that you are uncovering yourself as well as other people to by making it happen.
The quicker that your vehicle goes the lesser opportunity that you have some control over it when something turns out badly. Then there is the way that you can experience more harm with the higher speed of the vehicle.
Try not to occupy yourself. - Private Driver is an undertaking that needs your complete focus. You ought to keep your eyes out and about and your hands allowed to respond to whatever could occur.
The issue is that individuals are continually doing different things when they are driving. The most well-known botch is to utilize their phones when out and about by one or the other calling or messaging. Utilizing gadgets that liberates your hands isn't suggested too, since it can in any case separate your consideration.
Try not to drive when you're tired. - Don't drive when you are tired. Rest is a characteristic need by the body and regardless of how hard you battle its beginning, you can't win.
It is better for you to lay down for a speedy rest for fifteen minutes on the off chance that you truly need to head to eliminate the tiredness. The best practice anyway is to get a full rest first.
Wear safety belts constantly. - You ought to wear your safety belts constantly when you are inside your vehicle and there is not a good reason for that. When worn appropriately, safety belts can save your life in the event you get tossed around during a crash.
These are only a couple of tips that you can remember when you are heading to remain safe.
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How to keep your bitchy introvert friend happy at the party: bitch with them
#Hajime hinata#Fuyuhiko kuzuryu#Sdr2#Super danganronpa 2#Danganronpa 2#Danganronpa#Kuzuhina#An art#Talking shit as a love language ♡ hajime is a bit of a bitch and Hiko is just a jerk#Besties#Fuyuhiko is the sober driver at the party so Hajime better keep him happy if he wants a ride home ..
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I went to a bachelorette party last night and went to bed at like 5am lmao I woke up pretty early today cause today is elections day here in my country and like I wanted to get that out of the way immediately
So if today I'm slower than usual is cause I'm sleep deprived lol BUT i will answer everyone's asks eventually
#it was pretty fun though i don't drink cause i have a histamine intolerance#and one of the many things that trigger it is alcohol lol#i was the only sober one there and acted as The Designated Driver lmao#but I'm so used to going to parties be sober and be the driver that i made peace with it years ago lol#plus u get drunk out of like the atmosphere/vibes especially if the vibes are great lol#anyway as a lesbian i think it was funny seeing all the d*ck decorations everywhere lmao#drinking my plain water with a straw in the shape of a d*ck was an experience lmao#bachelorette parties are so funny as a lesbian tbh like everyone tellinf stories of het sex while i was there like#WOMEN#lmao
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drunk singing in the car on the way home from a bar; bobby is very close to kicking them out of the car
#they’re singing the scooby doo theme song#its all they’ve been singing for the past 30 mins on repeat#bobby is gonna kill someone or cry in a min#he is the only sober one :/#bobby as designated driver#poor guy#jatp scrapbook#julie and the phantoms#sunset curve#jatp
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These characters belong to southparkhcos and I thank them for letting me draw them
#kenny mcormick x reader#butters x reader#south park headcanons#fanart of fanfiction#butters is the sober driver#Kenny just fallowed his girlfriend#south park x y/n#south park ocs
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I do think Billy Joel is lying about not drinking any of the times he crashed his car (I'm potentially willing to give him one of the three which is more than anyone else) but only because he spent so little time sober during that period of his life. It's not like I don't think he's a bad enough driver to crash his car three times in two years without drinking.
#i like to think his family is like bill you're a bad driver#and he can't even be like it's fine i'm sober now because he won't admit to not being sober back then lol#i'm MAYBE willing to give him the one just because it happened at a notorious dead man's curve
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Between Miorine and Suletta, which one gets drunk, asks if the other is single, and then cries when they say no?
Actually scratch that it’s obviously Miorine.
#g_witch#sulemio#suletta x miorine#gundam the witch from mercury#g witch#this now has me wracking my brain about what drunk Suletta would do.#Suletta probably has really high alcohol tolerance come to think of it#she toll and she fit#Miorine can handle two drinks at max#and even that’s being generous. you give her half a shot and she has to be carried back home that night.#Chuchu is actually more of a lightweight than Suletta but she handles being drunk better so you can’t tell.#Suletta is probably… she’s a sleepy drunk I think#she just kinda goes ‘ehhe…’ makes weird mouth noises#and then at some point she just buried herself in Miorine’s chest and doesn’t leave for the rest of the night.#Chuchu actually gets really heartfelt. she’s an ‘a luv you man yer me best mate’ kind of drunk#she will threaten to fight anyone for you but she won’t actually do it until she’s sober#Nika is the designated driver because she doesn’t drink
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Forever doomed to be the drunk girl babysitter
#re:zero#in response to the last post#they have her holding a pretzel at Oktoberfest even though she's canonically the only one who can hold her liquor#opposite of otto who is actually their driver and gets constantly shitfaced anyway#only reason he was sober through most of arc 4 is bc he had no other choice let's not forget
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jesse pinkman compilation
#first love late spring - mitski#drunk walk home - mitski#please please please let me get what i want - the smiths#not what i needed - car seat headrest#sober to death - car seat headrest#ballad of the costa concordia - car seat headrest#destroyed by hippie powers - car seat headreat#no children - the mountain goats#be nice to me - the front bottoms#drunk drivers killer whales - car seat headrest#jesse pinkman#brba
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I would say I have no explanation for this, but uh. I really do. Behold: the first ideas for a Terror IndyCar AU that has possessed me for the last 36 straight hours. It would not leave me alone until I put some of it to paper.
Behold: Crozier as an established, relatively liked, if cynical, driver, upstart rookie James Fitzjames, and Hickey, who is, as always, totally normal and not causing problems.
The art is rushed, but I needed to purge the demons as fast as I could
#i have never drawn hickey before. its not good but I'm tired.#as always my sketches look better than the final. it's fine. im not annoyed. not at all.#anyway. today? an AU nobody hut me ever asked for and debatably nobody else wants. tomorrow? the same.#thought i was clever for making Hickey's sponsor be a vodka company after Crozier gets sober#could Not come up with a suitable sponsor for JFJ. too tired.#in my head silna is a very competent canadian driver on crozier and jfj's team#goodsir is on the pit crew for silna most of the time. stanley is the lead mechanic#runs their shop like it's the goddamn navy and nobody ever knows if he's happy with things.#blanky is either a manager or the guy to talks to drivers on team radio during races#anyway if i ever do anything like this i plan to have crozier ultimately win a 4th 500#but only after james has a horrible crash that ends his season and many press people think will end his career#just so he can kiss francis at victory circle#look. i have very little to say for myself aside from the fact that i have been going to the indy 500 since i was 7 years old.#almost 20 years ago#and the IMS and indycar is very important to me. one of the few sports i care about and want to follow more.#so. uh. yeah. watch this space bc it will probably keep bothering me bc I Need It.#(also very silly but i tried to make crozier and james's drivers suits have shoulder shapes like epaulettes. i thought that was fun)#again sorry for the quality but i drew all of this in like 4 hours today. i am a woman Possessed.#anyway im gonna crawl back into my cringe hole. see y'all#the terror
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The relationship between two butches who are friends is actually something that can be so emotionally complicated has anyone else on gods gay earth experienced this?
#personal#cried last night in the way home from the wedding because I wanted to be the designated driver#despite the fact that I was drunk and M is permanently sober#really I just hated that they were being useful and I was not#sometimes I like feeling like little brother and sometimes I do NOT
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Cain, Iris, Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Crow and Dr. Roth commit grand theft automobile.
Random MTF On Their Day Off #1: So I just drop kicked the anomaly into submission.
Random MTF On Their Day Off #2: That's awesome. I broke the world record for longest time without blinking!
Suddenly, shouting can be heard from the bar across the street. A 6'1, androgynous Israeli man sprints out and literally jumps into a nearby convertible. He is quickly followed by a 5'2 redhead carrying a golden retriever in a lab coat, a short blonde gremlin of a man who happens to be built like a tank, and a tall muscular guy with a grey cat clinging to his shoulders, a small group of crystal butterflies forming around him, and a man in a yellow suit with a burn on his face.
MTF #1: Was that...
MTF #2: Cain, Bright, Kain number two, Clef, Kondraki, Roth, 408 and Cimmerian? Yes. Yes it was.
MTF #1: ...I don't get paid enough to care.
MTF #2: To care that all of our most regulated doctors just committed grand theft auto? Neither do I.
#MTF Squad#scp shitposting#SCP-073#Dr. Crow#kain pathos crow#Dr. Bright#Jack Bright#Dr. Clef#Alto Clef#Dr. Kondraki#Benjamin Kondraki#Dr. Roth#Blaire Roth#Dr. Cimmerian#Jeremiah Cimmerian#Committing grand theft auto is their favorite passtime#I should mention that Cain is the only sober person in the car#And the driver
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also ive been stimmin like cracy on the bus every day for like a year now n nobody has given a single shit. yall should try this lol
#legs bouncey check lip-syncin check fidget spinner check noddin my head back n forth n side to side to music check stretchin neck check#'oh gods what if they think i use drugs' it's a HSL bus if everyone on board is sober there's nobody on the bus. includin the driver
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I'll say it now: I think being objectum is one of the best traits you can give a character.
1. Its literally COOL
2. It works with most characters.
3. Its unique its different
4. All objectum people are the coolest people alive
more people should get onto this. Untapped source of fun and joy.
#i think ted spankoffski feels a certain way about his baby blue studebaker convertable. he hits me as a kind of vintage car guy.#he would never admit it to himself sober but he looks at the car and feels a genuine affection he has not felt since 2004#he does drink often#mostly at bars but sometimes at home#and although he wont remember what happened that noghy#he always finds himself waking up in the drivers seat of that baby blue studebaker convertable
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