#So yeah that's it

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How about a Mario x Wolf Children AU

PREMISE contains spoilers for the movie Wolf Children

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- Mia is a young woman from Brooklyn who falls in love with Pio. After some dates, Pio reveals that he belongs to a group of beings that have the power to transform into wolves (not a werewolf!).

- Mia doesn't let this faze her and the two get into a relationship and marry...

- Some time later Mia gives birth to twins, Mario and Luigi, who also inherit their father's wolf changing ability.

- Urged on by his wolf instincts to provide for his new offspring and his mate, Pio goes out hunting, but Mia later finds him dead from an accident.

- Heartbroken, Mia resolves to raise the children in the best way possible. This proves to be a challenge, as the city is no place for wild, half-wolf children.

- After too many complaints and suspicious looks, Mia decides the only way is to find a place where the children can grow up safely. She remembers Pio telling her about his homeland, far out in the countryside near the mountains, and is determined to get them there. She is aware that Pio's family live there - his father and his brother's - but she has never had the chance to meet them due to the dangers involved. Nevertheless, Mia figures that even if they don't accept her, she prays that they will still spare her children.

- She locates the area, and upon arriving takes up residence in a run down house. The locals eye her and her children, but Mia is determined to keep them safe. While the boys run wild and free, she looks into finding out where Pio's family are living.

- It turns out that they live somewhere up the mountains, dwelling out of sight from the village. Upon taking the trek up there with the boys, Mia is terrified, as an old man and two younger men aproach her...

- It doesn't take long for her to realise who they are, and to her surprise, they are welcoming. They take note of the children, and explain that they knew on sight and scent that they are Pio's.

- "I'm so sorry for your loss", Pa says. "The grief hurts just as much for us as it does for you. But I know he has picked a strong partner to raise her boys."

- After introductions, Pa sits with Mia in their desolate home, and explains to her that her boys are special. Unlike other wolf-humans of their kind, they are connected to both the spirit of nature, and the human world.

- But raising and living as a wolf-child is not easy - for Pa explains - as the boys grow, they must learn to choose their own paths in life.

- This proves to be true. For as the boys grow older, Mario starts to get along more with the villagers and the human side. While Luigi starts to favour the natural world....

[hischierlovebot]

pick three teams you absolutely do not fuck with.

give them new captains, must be someone who is actually on that team.

go!

This was a genuinely hard question because I do Not know these people.

I am making Trevor the ducks' captain. I am not sure if he is captain material but I do think 1) he thrives in the spotlight 2) it would add drama to the situation and while I wish him the best, from my seat on the trenches it would be interesting to see unravel

I am removing Connor from his seat and giving it to Jeff Skinner. This would probably be a poisoned apple situation but I think k that team might benefit from listening to HSM in the locker room.

Make stamkos the preds captain, just because. I was going to say my mortal enemy (RoR) but I think stamkos deserves the captaincy after being booted so terribly fuck the lightning

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[her-soliloquies]

They really gave us everything though: old gay dads, cool straight (?) couple, badass lesbians, gay (temporary) rivals

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bonus: jayvik together for eternity

I would be beaming from ear to ear if I wasn't so depressed about arcane being over for good

[lo-fag]

idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.

[itwouldeatyoualive]

the scene w dipper trying to protect the rift from ford is on one hand, genuinely unnerving, but on the other hand, the circumstances that led up to it are. so funny. like can you imagine being ford and your nephew thinks you're still working w bill and you're trying to convince him otherwise and then he immediately reveals years worth of your "i love bill" shrine. like wow this looks bad

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[happyheidi]

by Molly Buford

[drakenathan]

[beetlejuce]

CHAPPELL ROAN winning Best New Artist at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[gojosbf]

[ra3kiv]

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool