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Some assorted Wyll & Karlach Childhood Friends au thoughts
Baby Wyll and Karlach get along very well, but they do have their disagreements: Wyll wants to be a flaming fist when he grows up. karlach thinks the flaming fist are stupid (they are) and wants to be part of the Thieves Guild (she is not sneaky at all). Wyll secretly thinks being part of the Thieves Guild would also be cool but will not admit it. (stubborn)
When Karlach first tells her parents she's friend with a patriar's kid, they fully don't believe her. (That's nice, love). Until she brings a kid home for lunch with nice clothes and very good table manners, who introduces himself as Wyll (with a "y"!) Ravengard.
Karlach brings Wyll out one weekend to play some kind of football/kickball/community game, the Baldur's Gate equivalent of baseball for 50's America. All the tiefling kids have little hodgepodge padding wrapped around the tips of their horns so they don't poke anyone's eyes out. Karlach is pretty good at the game, though if she's not in the direction action she get's bored. Wyll is very enthusiastic- whether or not he's any good is up for debate. Every kid walks out covered in grass stains and mud. They get streetfood on the way back.
They both have very similar taste in make-believe games; they like to do great adventures and fight monsters and play bandits and soldiers and heros with sticks, ect. Wyll really really likes to reenact scenes from the adventure stories he's been reading; Karlach cannot sit through a chapter of a novel for the life of her and always goes off script when they reenact one. Wyll's one goal in life is to convince her off how cool adventure books are; Karlach loves letting him tell her about them, though.
Wyll and Karlach love to go exploring. They are menaces. Literally wandering through abandoned buildings and getting as far from the city as allowed looking for secret tunnels and underground lairs and adventure!
just wyll on karlach's shoulders so they can reach something on like. high up ledge. sneaking pie from a windowsill type of behavior.
wyll and karlach go fishing/looking for treasure in some shallower parts of the chionthar with a cobbled together net. and through shenanigans they absolutely fall in. it is the middle of Marpenoth (winter, essentially) and they have to run back to wyll's house with all they're little treasure's piled in their shirts. just shivering so bad. they climb up the side and go through the window to get to his bedroom. both of them are worried they're gonna get hypothermia and die (karlach is especially worried about wyll cuz she runs hotter). of course, they do not tell anyone what happened. but they get a bunch of blankets and lit the fire and like shiver next to it while looking over their trinkets. both of them remember hearing that when you get hypothermia people give you whiskey to warm you up, and they debate breaking into the spirits' cabinet to take some. (outcome: unknown). they put the wet clothes on the windowsill so that they dry, and weeks later the maid finds that the river water has ruined some of the detailing on the window and is very confused. Karlach does not fit into any of wyll's stuff so he sneaks into his father's room and steals some of his stuff. Karlach goes home like six hours later in very nice but incredibly baggy clothing.
They really do try their best, but the ravengard's house servant is so tired of them tracking mud into their townhouse. ulder makes him clean it up every time. but unfortunately it does still happen.
just wyll having lunch at karlach's. sprinting from his tutoring sessions in his nice shoes in order to make it. he makes food with karlach and her parents and is Very Helpful
ulder trying his best to be welcoming to karlach- even though he very much cannot talk to kids- mainly because he understands its good for wyll to finally have a friend. this does not stop him from being disappointed in their shenanigans. just karlach and wyll being sat down in two chairs in his office, covered in mud and leaves and scratched to hell, as he sighs deeply and goes, "what did we learn this time"
ulder taking wyll and karlach to the circus! they have a very fun time! ulder hates the circus but he Perseveres! they come home covered in chocolate and sick on like. 1400's deep fried twinkies.
#sorry this is really long#but there will be more coming >:)#this au has me in a chokehold#childhood friends au#wyllach#wyll ravengard#karlach cliffgate#wyll bg3#karlach bg3#the blade of frontiers#our fiery friend#wyll#karlach#wyll/karlach#tagging wyllach not because this au HAS to be wyllach (it is for me later on) but bc i think the wyllach people would enjoy this
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I found your Cyrus ask/post and really liked anon’s and your thoughts on it
Going onto my own projections lol, I always thought Cyno’s story parallels immigrants to an extent. He’s a desert dweller, but he’s basically been raised in the Akademiya. He’s Othered there because of the prejudices against the desert, but he’s Othered in the desert too due to being the General Mahamatra. He knows the desert, but from what I remember it’s implied (I think since the Sumeru archon quest?) he doesn’t quite know it as much those who actually live there, like Candace
One admirable trait of Cyrus at least is that he has a soft spot for children, and we see that when he’s willing to pretty much drop the case of the threat letter once he finds out it’s a 16-year-old responsible
So I think your take is very consistent of what we already know of Cyrus. Arguably, it’s still not the best outcome, because good intentions doesn’t mean it’s for the best. I honestly think he felt responsible for Cyno, as someone who was involved in implanting the fragment in him and seeing how it resulted in his sickliness. I also think seeing Cyno suffer was possibly half the reason why he ended the experiment and took him with him
But that’s me giving him the benefit of the doubt. Cyrus himself admits at the end of the SQ that he’s “not a good person” and that Cyno has reason to hate him. Like you said, he doesn’t give his reasons, so we’re left to basically guessing his thoughts that ultimately he’s a pretty enigmatic character. It doesn’t help that he’s not the most honest about them. He seems to be pretty emotionally-constipated and very avoidant in fact, and that bites him in the ass when he tells Cyno about Hermanubis but is not willing to get into any depth. Cyno even calls him out a little by the end of the SQ, when he clearly wants to talk to Cyno about something but ends up giving him “non-answers”, so he’s definitely not perfect
Either way, to that anon: you’re valid if u don’t like him. I was a little surprised at how much MHY went into Cyrus’ character, making him flawed enough to be justifiably disliked. It’s not something I expected from a NPC, but it’s a good direction from a story-telling standpoint (in that, I can see how this can be set up for conflict, but that’s my angst fanfic-loving heart lol cuz I doubt MHY will release a third SQ)
I'm glad you liked it! Here is the post referenced.
Cyno very much feels like somebody adopted outside of his culture (same with Kaeya), and he shares a lot with immigrants as well since the desert is basically treated as a seperate nation. He reminds me a lot of people who adopt children from Kenya or China (or other African & Asian countries), or indigenous children adopted outside of their communities, and then their roots are ignored and they're treated as the same as their family, even though they aren't.
I don't think there's any parents, adopted or otherwise, we know of in Genshin who are the idealisitic perfect parents. Kaeya's birth family is its own tangle, Crepus instilled a hero complex so strongly into Diluc that Diluc is now embittered and angry, Jean and Barbara's parents split up abd each took a kid (I mean seriously, what the fuck?), Kaveh's mother had severe depression and left him behind to build a life in Fontaine, Arlecchino is a mess for the Hearth children, Alice isn't the worst but she still left Klee for literally years, Dehya's father was a bandit, Diona's is an alcoholic, Kojou Sara's is a traitor, Wriothesley, Shenhe- you get the point. (Fischl, Bennet, and Yoimiya's parents are admittedly pretty good.)
Genshin has no problem giving us characters with complicated parental relationships. It's nice that we get to see Cyno still associating with Cyrus when so many other characters are estranged.
Cyno definitely deserves some straight answers though, and I think he'd get them eventually. Give it a few days to cool down and then go sit with Cyrus, listen to some tomato rants, and ask hos questions.
I'm too much of a baby to write or read arguments between Cyno and Cyrus 😭
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The Amazing Candy Canyon Kingdom (Super After)
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(Of Course, Spoiler Alert! Watch This V.D.O.(Virtual, Dynamic, adventurOus.) And If You Know Me And Gooseworx Well, You Can Understand This Lolli-Post.)
Howdy, Everyone! I Told You Before, I've Been Waiting For This For A Long, Long Time, So I'm Going To Be Watch This For The Next Three Days. But I Couldn't Waitin' Three Days. (Cuz I Like Caine And Pomni)
This Digital Amastic (Amazing And Fantastic) Show Is Goin' To Have Episode 9. Because Jax's Voice Actor, Michael Kovach Wanted Episode Featuring The Sea.
Also, I Found 6.4 Another-Advanced-Adventurous-Advantages In This Eclair-Pisode.
1. It Was Revealed Why Caine Sent Pomni The Nervous Clown, Jax The Dreaded Hare, Ragatha The Jax Caller, Kinger The All-Possible King, Gangle The Smiley-Misery-Saddery-Tear Master. (Zooble Did Not Join This Adventure. Because She Hated It.) Because Candy Canyon Kingdom's Most Valuable Resource, Maple Syrup Been Robbed! (I Was Shock-Prised Again, I Like Maple Syrup. Personally, I Like Chocolate Maple Syrup The Best.)
2. Brand New Goofy Characters. They're So Geeky As A Gloinks! Gummigoo Is Leader Of "The Syrup Bandits". They're Tryin' To Steal The Maple Syrup Truck. Princess Loolilalu Is The Queen-Shaped Princess. She Is Cheered By The Mannequins Of The Candy Canyon Kingdom. And My Favorite Character In This Kingdom Is "Fudge Monster", "Fudge"! He Can Doin' Too Acrobatic Fudge-Moves! With Melting Voice, Interesting Design, Ravenous Mouth, Blobby-Spits. And Totally Greatest Dinner END!!! (I'm Not Jax. Just, Whatever.)
3. Dashing Mad-Maxing Truck Scene. Rollcake Truck VS Snack Truck! It Was Such A Cool Scene! Jax's Waffle-Zooka Shot The Max. Gummigoo Shift The Engine To "Rocky Road". Max's Continuity Poses To Follow The Snack Truck. Gummigoo's Western Tough-Voices. Pomni's Double Swearing With Ugly Faces. (Jax, You Booty...! (Yes, I 'Hear'ded.) Are You Guys Trying To (Small Boink Sound)UCKING KILL ME?!) Kinger's Life Buoy And Anchor With Ropes. Drift-Fallout! And Fudge-Splorch!
4. Gummigoo And Pomni In Literally Digital World Scene. There, Gummigoo Realized That His, His Family, His Memory, And His Life Were All Just A Fake. I Thought This Sounded Weirdo-Noncence. But I Understood His Felling Feelings A Little. And The Scene Where Pomni Was By His Side Persuading And Comforting Him Felt Quite Fainting Paint. Kaufmo's Funeral Too.
5. Jax Seems To Have Become Twice Or Thrice As Evil Genius! He Wants More Violence. He Blamed Gangle. Hate Wholesome. He Think Bad Point Is A Great Point. He Hope Most Among The Worlds Caine Creates Is, "One Big, Final Battle. Bloodshed. Death. CHAOS!" And Unbelievably Disappointed By Fudge Monster's Death. He Didn't Even Attend Kaufmo's Funeral. And Fudge Monster Revived, Kingdom Doors Opened, And Candy Canyon Kingdom Was Turn Into CANDY CANYON KILLDOM!! What Can I Say, I Think He's Becoming More And More Like Me. (Not A Joke) Except For Blaming. I Have No Complaints There.
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6. Do You Watch The "POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE"? In This V.D.O.(i said, Virtual, Dynamic, adventurOus.) Showing Kinger With A ShotGun! Jax's Minimum Wage Labor! Orbsman! Recorder! Ghosts! But Episode 2, There Were No ShotGun And Minimum Wage Labor And Orbsman, Recorder, And Ghosts. Well, I Understand Because I Gets Complicated If Glitchworx Put All Of This At Once. I Hope Episode 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, And 9.
6.1. Zooble Always Replaces Its Zooble-Parts Every Hour And Day, And Stores The Parts In The "Zooble Box".
6.2. Who Knew Gangle Could Drive A Truck? I Guessed Jax.
6.3. Do You Know About "Fudge"? Fudge Is A Soft Sweet Candy Made From Sugarly Sugar, Buttery Butter, And Milk. It Resembles Caramel, They're So Brown Like A Thick Mud.
6.4. JAX!!
And That's All I Know About The Amazing Candy Canyon Kingdom And Other Things I Found.
Episode 3 Is Said To Be Zooble's Episode, And Since I Find Out Zooble Was A Tattoo Artist Before Joins The Amazing Digital Circus. There's A Possibility That The Amazing Digital Zooblore Will Be Based On This Past.
And It Looks Like Episode 3 Will Come Out Around September Of October.
SO LOOK FORWARD TO IT!
[TO BE CONTINUED IN THE AMAZING MYSTERY OF MILDENHALL MANOR!]
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P.S.2. (Not A Playstation2)
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P.S.3. (Not A Playstation3)
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P.S.4. (Not A Playstation4)
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This Is The Triumph.
#the amazing digital circus#candy canyon kingdom#gummigoo#princess loolilalu#fudge monster#Episode 2#adventures#series#glitch#glitch productions#gooseworx#check it out at gooseworx#zooble#fudge#maple syrup#Candy Carrier Chaos!#jax the evil#ragatha#pomni#gangle#kinger#without zooble#https://www.glitchprod.com/thewackywatch#candy carrier chaos#the syrup bandits#runjumpkauf#Youtube
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I am fully convinced of two things: 1) tld and Sanguine one billion percent fucked during a night to remember, and 2) add Sanguine to the list of people who have fallen head over heels for tld cuz you can never convince me that after a night to remember he's not in love with us too.
YES they absolutely fucked so hard. It would be so funny if the Dragonborn had Main Character Syndrome in universe and everyone's just. in love with them because they're so brave and strong and cool. Including the Deadra. Even better if they don't realize the effect they're having on people.
(i wrote about it a little i hope that's ok. putting it under the cut to not clog the dash/because it's NSFW and minors should not interact.)
The Last Dragonborn simply moving from town to town, completing quests and helping people in the community and always accidentally leaving one person behind yearning for them. Whether it was something small like helping them rebuild a fence that fell during a bandit raid or literally watching them fight off a dragon with nothing more than a sword and the power of the Thu'um there's a string of lovesick people left in their wake.
But when it's a Deadra? When roses start suddenly appearing at the doorstep of their home and they feel a gaze they can't place watching them when they rest at a tavern? The Dragonborn isn't sure if they should be worried or excited about the idea of another drunken night with him.
He is unrecognizable in the skin of an attractive Dunmer man other than his pitch black eyes. He smirks and steals a deep drink from their mug of ale before making an unimpressed face and passing it back to them.
"I thought you were a wine drinker." He comments, resting a hand familiarly on their thigh. The Dragonborn shivers at the warmth of his touch when his fingers tease at the hem of their jerkin. He hadn't been so forward last time.
"I'm not picky." They respond, hoping it sounds nonchalant. They can feel Sanguine's intense stare when they take another drink of ale. He grins, leaning in close enough that the warmth of his breath sends shivers down their spine.
"Interested in another drinking contest?"
Their evening passes in a blur. The two escape the tavern, cool night leaving them flushed and suggesting their room at a local inn. Sanguine offering to take them back to the place where wine flowed like water while trailing kisses down their throat.
The Dragonborn wasn't sure how they ended up in that misty grove they'd visited for only a few minutes but was willing to ignore the mystery when Sanguine's wicked tongue left a trail of goosebumps up their chest. Finally in his own skin, his sharp nails graze wonderfully over their scalp where he grasps their hair, tilting the Dragonborn's head back to give himself full access to their body.
"I can't stop thinking about you." He mutters, groaning when the Dragonborn rolls their hips against his, fully straddling his lap. They can barely process his words through the sheer bliss at each of his touches - he thought of them since their last drunken meeting?
They cannot get enough of him. His kisses, his touches, the honeyed words falling from his lips to their overheated skin, the eager way his hips ground into theirs, all of it. They'd never felt such an all encompassing need before but felt like they'd burst if Sanguine didn't keep touching them.
"I've never needed a mortal so badly." He admits when the Dragonborn paws at the jagged armor covering his chest. "What have you done to me?"
"I've done nothing." They argue, eager to unbuckle the chest piece and see the muscles underneath. They intend to stretch out every moment they get with the Daedra, unsure when he would next reappear.
"Then why do I feel such need for you?" He whispers in their ear, tender tone of his voice completely at odds with cock they can feel throbbing under his armored pants. "Why do I feel something like love amidst this lust?"
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[Magi rewatch] Episode 7: His Name Is Sinbad [Part 3]
Is that your man, half of the Magi fandom?
A small change, in the manga Sinbad was more "consider several options & pick one", here he's just "this is how I see it & I'm gonna stick to it".
Also, gdi, I love these backgrounds.
Aladdin's doubting if they're doing the right thing far more than in the manga. Like, I think in the manga he just... didn't. He was kinda more interested in getting it done & finding Alibaba.
And, tbh, that kinda makes sense? He crossed the desert, he's kinda used to bandits being dangerous and all that.
No, fr, he sounds like he doesn't want to do it, but will do anything to see Alibaba again.
I love him.
Also, I've really said my 3 fav characters were Alibaba, Ja'far & Kouen, and now I'm like I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY. There is another. Sphintus my beloved. Get ready, bc I will spam him in Magnostadt Arc so hard.
"Sinbad might look suspicious" LMAO
The way he quickly moves to hide behind him. 10/10
Really love the music in this entire scene.
This one sounds a bit like the slowed down Enfin Apparu.
In the manga Sinbad just tells them to take what they need, just not to kill anybody. Here he's more encouraging. Not to kill, but, like, in general. The manga was more like giving permission, and here he's telling them "you should take action if you believe what they're doing to be unfair". Which, y'know, is kinda stupid when I think about it. Anime!Sinbad is fucking lucky, because this action could have lead to a political mess, like, bro could've just said that their king sucks & they should fight him. Not a good move, Anime King Sinbad!
Like, I know Sinbad will end up involving himself in internal affairs of Balbadd, but the anime makes it look pretty bad because of this scene. Supporting an existing rebellion is one thing, but encouraging to rebel is a different one.
Also, here Morgiana & Aladdin are searching for Ja'far, cuz they think Sinbad might've been attacked. In the manga it's Morgiana who hears something & informs Aladdin.
There's another thing about Morgiana & her being sidelined in the future - she's rarely singled out, especially later on. But the anime does that already. On the one hand, it's cool to see Morgiana & Aladdin be a team, but on the other, Morgiana oftentimes is viewed as a part of a group, by Alibaba specifically. If he ever thinks about her in the first place. Aladdin and Morgiana. Hakyruu and Morgiana. It's hardly ever just Morgiana.
I've told you! No Aladdin seeing Alibaba, just Morgiana noticing something wrong & informing him, then taking him away from the danger.
Beautiful.
Looks fun.
Ok, this is something I like. The manga basically infodumps about these swords, but here, it comes up in an actual conversation. "Your red fogblade of illusion horrifying as always, Zainab. / Shut up, and use your yellow fogblade of corrosion, Hassan."
Stunning.
Skillz.
Valse Hot playing as they appear.
Morgiana wrecking shit. Neat.
Ok, it's sth I don't think I've commented on the manga read, but Cassim going ??? it's a girl?? Is a mix of "kind of funny", and a nice characterization moment. Both in the anime & manga he looks surprised and kind of guilty. He might be an asshole, but he wouldn't hit a girl. Makes sense, given his backstory.
Also, I'm pretty sure Morgiana's Mariam's age if she, you know, were alive.
Also, that Alibaba with his stupid haor & one eye visible. As if there were any doubts who he was. Well, I get WHY, but in the manga he actually hid his face properly.
Ah, here Cassim just keeps going, in the manga it's Zainab who basically tells him "doesn't matter, she's the enemy!"
Also, another thing I haven't commented on in the manga - Cassim very early shows that he is the real leader. He's the one to take command in this mess, while Alibaba just stands back & watches.
Determination monolog. His priority is Alibaba, he needs to find him, and he needs to deal with these guys to do this.
(insert Saya's short scream here)
Staring.
Realization.
I love how quiet it gets, btw.
-gasp- IT'S HIM!
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Over a couple of days, Jingjing was in celebration for their dowager empress. And the news reached quickly to Lanling.
Fox spirits: *decorating Jinlintai*
Madam Jin: *wearing plain clothes* hey! Why are you putting up decorations! You nasty hulijings!
Hu Jiayi (one of the fox spirits): Miss, Huangdi and the dowager empress are visiting today. Didn't you get the message? They're going to have a private soiree. Where's the lanling demon?
Jgs: I'm here, you bastards.
Hu jiayi: I hope you keep good conduct in the presence of the dowager empress.
Madam Jin: what dowager empress?!! I'm the dowager empress!!
Hu jiayi: you are, of peacock spirits. But she is the dowager empress of hulijings.
Jgs: *almost caught a heart attack* M...m....m.....
Madam Jin: that wretch is back!!! How?!!
Hu jiayi: don't insult the empress. Look I don't want to be in such a conversation.
Jgs: is she still hot?
Madam Jin: JIN GUANGSHAN!!!! I'll stab you!
Jgs: I...I'll stay quiet.
But Madam Jin, I'm terrified of her and that's a risk I want to take.
Do you know how powerful I'll be if I control a powerful woman.
Madam Jin: *slaps* you nasty man! She's a wh*re! What's so powerful about her.
Hu jiayi to the other fox spirits: I think we got to give them some sleeping pills, before they offend Huangdi and Tai Hou.
Yea you're right.
What about Zixun?
He's chained in his room remember.
Oh yes.
Team dimple: *entering*
Jiayi: greetings officials. Did we do a good job?
Su she: yup.
Xue yang: I came to tie guangshan to the bed.
Su she: Huangdi and Tai hou's orders.
Jiayi: yes yes, please do. I think that's the best option.
Should I get some people to do it?
Xue yang: nah, I want to do it myself. And Shanshan is there if he wants to help. Hehehe.
Mo xuanyu: we're able to do it, thank you. *smile*
Jgs: where did you three hooligans come from?!
And what the hell are you going to do with me.
Xue yang: *pulls out a knife* you better behave yourself. We can't delay any longer!
Jgs: *mumbling*
Madam Jin: someone!! Throw those bandits out!
Su she: what bandits? We're Huangdi's team dimple.
Madam Jin: guangshan! It's all because of you! You got us in trouble again.
Jgs: m..m..me??? How did I get us in trouble!
Xue yang: *still holding a knife at guangshan's throat*
Su she: I advise you to get dressed and be respectful to them, Madam Jin.
Madam Jin: you can't advise me to do anything!!! How did team dimple get so entitled!
Mo xuanyu: umm, you guys are literally renting from Yao gege.
Su she: he owns the Jianghu.
Xue yang: *maniacal grin* we can do whatever we want.
Su she: if Huangdi wishes.
Xue yang: let's go guangballs. I'll take good care of you. *grabs*
Fox spirits, come with me.
Yes, right behind you official Xue.
Madam Jin: *infuriated*
Mo xuanyu: please. Go get ready.
Su she: my Huangdi will arrive soon with Tai hou.
Madam Jin: *storms off*
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An hour later, they arrived in Jinlintai.
Announcers: entering, the Hulijing Huangdi, the hulijing Wangzi and the dowager empress!!!
Su she: ah good, that they arrived.
Xue yang: yup.
Mo xuanyu: did you tie him to the bed?
Xue yang: successfully. But I had to knock him out cuz he was putting up a fight.
The Mengs (and yes, Meng Rusong): *walking up the stairs*
Meng Shi: I can't believe these are the same stairs where my dear Yao'er was pushed.
That guangshan had some gull.
Yao: yea A-niang, but look. I became successful nonetheless.
Meng shi: yes, you have.
Yet that guangshan can't escape me.
Rusong: nainai, you're so cool.
Meng Shi: I must be, baby.
*entering*
Fox spirits: *greetings them, and handing them flowers*
Yao: they're lovely thank you very much. *smile*
Meng Shi: beautiful. You're too kind.
Rusong: thank you for the flowers.
Xue yang: hey hey, the elite is here!
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege.
Yao: oh guys, you three are elite too.
Meng shi: mhm. Certainly are, team d.
Su she: we're honoured.
You three, please, let me escort you.
Fox spirits: *offering them food and refreshments*
*performances started*
Also, some peacock spirits had attended.
Peacock spirits: greetings, Mengs.
Huangdi, we're here in the behalf of our peacock spirit Huangdi.
Yao: lovely. And how is he going?
He's doing well.
Yao: share my gratitude to him, for bringing his representatives.
Will do, Huangdi.
Yao: enjoy the banquet.
Sure.
Xichen: A-Yao. I'm here.
Yao: Huanhuan, wait. I'm coming. *saunters over to him*
Team dimple: *jealous*
Su she: the lan brigade is here.
Mo xuanyu: what is he doing here? Who invited him.
Xue yang: can he leave our Jiggy alone.
Mo xuanyu: let's prank him.
Xue yang: you know I would love that.
Su she: make him piss himself in front of Huangdi.
Mo xuanyu: ew no. Something else.
Xue yang: got it. Listen here.
Rusong: Team D. *glares*
Team dimple: *startled* Dianxia!
Su she: what's up, Dianxia.
Mo xuanyu: we weren't doing anything mischievous.
Xue yang: certainly not planning to prank Lan lips.
Mo xuanyu: you continue to be Dianxia. We got this, Song'er.
Rusong; what are you three up to?
Mo xuanyu: nothin.
Xue yang: just simping for Jiggy.
Su she: Huangdi is really gorgeous.
Right guys!
Xue yang: illegally hot.
Mo xuanyu: I agree.
Hehe.
Rusong: Nainai, see what I have to deal with.
Meng Shi: they're always in a constant battle with Lan gui fei.
Rusong: lol yes.
Yao: *toasting with Xichen*
Xichen: a toast to you and your beautiful empire. And a toast to your amazing A-niang.
Yao: and a toast to you being a successful senior cultivator and a concubine.
Xichen: *smile*
Yao: *blushing* excuse me. I'm going to toast with team dimple and address the guests.
Xichen: alright, my A-Yao.
*gives him a slight kiss*
Yao: er ge. *turning red*
Team dimple: *toasting*
Su she: a toast to your glamorous family.
Xue yang: a toast to you being super hot.
Mo xuanyu: a toast to your happiness.
Yao: thanks guys. A toast to my fabulous team dimple.
Xue yang: Jiggy, whatever Xichen says, don't believe him.
Su she: he's losing his mind again.
Yao: what did you guys do?
Su she: nothing Huangdi.
Mo xuanyu: how's lipsy going? We haven't spoken to him for a while.
Yao: you mean you haven't drilled him for a while.
Xue yang: that too.
Yao: please spare Lan Xichen for the while. You guys had already snuck into his bathtub.
Su she: only those two gremlins. I'm allergic to Lan water.
Who knows if Lan lips has rabies. Playing with bunnies all day.
Xue yang: we just paid him a visit, lol.
Xichen: A-Yao.
Yao: Huan, what's wrong?
Xichen: two fox spirits had just stolen my shoes.
Yao: oh my! *trying not to laugh* where are those hulijings?! I'll punish them.
Team dimple: *laughing to themselves*
Yao: *glares*
Xue yang: *acting* how dare those hulijings. They stole Lan gui fei's shoes.
Su she: what a pity. Those were maybe expensive shoes.
Mo xuanyu: very very expensive.
Su she: special edition.
Xue yang: don't worry Lan lips, we'll get you a new pair. Once Jiggy pays us our salary.
Rusong: Team D gotta put their salary together to buy a new pair.
Team dimple: *fake crying* yeaaa Dianxia!!! Please help us!!
Rusong: *joking* sorry guys. I'm broke.
Mo xuanyu: aren't you a prince? *cries*
Rusong: who's running on Nainai and A-Die's cash. I'm broke otherwise.
Yao: ???????. Team Dimple I know it's you.
Huan, what were they wearing.
Xichen: black, with a face mask.
Team dimple: *hiding*
Yao: they're part of a department that works for team dimple.
Xichen: I should've known.
Xue yang: are you toes breathing good, lipsy? We did you a favour.
Mo xuanyu: we're very sorry Yao gege.
Su she: Lan lips can do without shoes.
Yao: *laughing*
Huanhuan, I'll get you your shoes. *let's out some energy. Then soon after the hulijings came*
Huangdi, you sent a signal?!
You need us?
Yao: *glances at them*
Oh right. Here are your shoes back, Zewu Jun.
Xichen: thank you very much!
Su she: are you done causing drama, Lan Xichen?! Everything isn't about you.
I won't let you spoil the soiree.
Mo xuanyu: selfish.
Xue yang: *rolls eyes*
Rusong: haha, bad bad Lan lips.
Meanwhile......
Greetings dowager empress. We heard that you have adopted Xuan Huangdi.
Meng Shi: well yes, I consider Xuan'er my son. He's Yao'er's half brother anyways.
They're divas, they're close, they're glamorous, they have a lot in common, and do share a birthday.
Madam Jin: *barging in* don't you dare associate your name with my Zixuan.
Meng Shi: pleasant surprise, Madam Jin.
Madam Jin: you sl*t who gave you the authority to adopt Zixuan!
Meng Shi: woman. I mean Madam Jin, he's still your son. But he's like a second son to me. Do you understand?
Yao: Madam Jin! I didn't bring her here so that she would be insulted. Please leave if you don't have anything good to say!
Madam Jin: ohhhh *laughing* you brought your bastard brigade with you. That Yao, and his spawn, Rusong.
Meng Shi: in case you don't know, they're my family, who must he treated with utmost respect.
Madam Jin: *ignores* why don't you three hulijings dance for me, along with team dimple. If I don't like, then the bottom of the stairs will respect you.
Sisi: *unsheaths sword* have respect for my Huanghou!! Or else.
Madam Jin: lowly maid, know your place!!
Sisi: before I show you yours.
Mo xuanyu: Miss Sisi is like team dimple in one.
Xue yang: she's so badass.
Su she: amazing.
Madam Jin: oh you want to fight!!
Sisi: bring it on!
Meng Shi: Sisi. Relax.
Sisi: but Huanghou Jiejie! Let me beat her up! She can't be insulting you!
Meng Shi: *rests her hand on her shoulder* she isn't worth it.
Please, calm down.
Sisi: *angrily sheaths back her sword* yes Huanghou.
Madam Jin: *laughing* oh my. Bark without bite.
I'll deal with her myself!
Meng Shi: hands off!!
She's mine.
Madam Jin: excuse me!
Meng Shi: she's my personal attendant. No one can touch her.
Xue yang: basically like team dimple.
Su she: yup.
Meng Shi: what's your problem, Madam Jin? Do you wake up cranky every morning.
Madam Jin: you seduced sect leader Jin!
Meng Shi: he came to me.
Madam Jin: so, can't you just chase him out!
Meng Shi: darling, I don't babysit husbands. How can I possibly dictate where he should and shouldn't go. I think that should be your job.
He came at his own will.
Sisi: haha looks like she's jealous of your appearance.
Meng Shi: ah yes. Seems like that.
Madam Jin: you used some love spell, didn't you? You evil hulijing sorceress!
Meng Shi: what if guangshan couldn't keep it in his pants.
I guess that he's the problem.
Admit it.
Madam Jin: *grumbling*
Meng Shi: don't blame your marital problems on me. I certainly believe that the problem is guangshan.
Madam Jin: (but she's kind of right) waw, you have such a sharp tongue.
You're the most educated of them all.
Meng Shi: I'm flattered.
See, you can be normal.
Madam Jin: don't you understand sarcasm.
Meng Shi: Lady, I invented it, so that you can use. How careless of me.
Madam Jin: *infuriated*
Team dimple: *cheering* SLAYYYY.
Meng Shi: say thank you empress.
Madam Jin: never.
Meng Shi: too bad.
Madam Jin: *walks off*
Yao: are you ok, A-niang?
I'll exile that Madam Jin!!
Meng Shi: I'm fine, Yao'er. Don't get angry. *hugs*
I'll be back, ok.
Yao: *snuggles* where are you going?
Meng Shi: just some minor work.......
I'm going to chop off guangshan's balls.
Yao: lol, excellent. But--
Meng Shi: *cups face* don't worry, little dimples.
To be continued.......
#the huli jing emperor#dimpledlianfang#jin guangyao#foxyao#jin zixuan#part 2#meng yao#su she#the untamed#hulijing emperor 2
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Eddtober day 18 - Saloonatics
Smug little bastard. Tiny dirty rat. Stupid (affectionate) -Mod Bonnie
#(also lol sorry for not posting yesterday I couldn’t think of anything to draw#no thought head empty)#(I wanted to make them into something like Marko Dragic's robot#cuz they're a robot in modern times#But I couldn't draw it lol#So they're a bandit cuz bandits are cool#afab but pretends to be a guy cuz cowboy time girls aren't as cool -Mod bonnie)#not a request#mod bonnie#eddtober#eddtober 2022#eddtober day 18#eddsworld#ew b0n#ew fanart
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yeehaw unova
Fun summary train bandit ancestors, via server brainstorming power with jokes I couldn't have thought off on my own. A lot of fun buildup so im putting this under the cut!
Player has a quest that leads them to Nimbasa City Town, either one in the town itself or you've been told the train can get them to their destination sooner
On your way through town, some chatty passerby mention that the train they'll be taking has a fun theme! Can you guess what it is?
- [Fighting?] - [Fashion?] - [Food?]
No matter the answer, you only get a giggle and 'You'll see!' in response. One might assume the first one, because of the battle subway, buuuuut...
Now on the train, it's surprisingly quiet. Not entirely, mind you, because people are talking in excited stage whispers as they hurry to stash their bags aside and get into their seats. You can make out them talking about wanting to see "the masks" and being ready for "the show". A little odd, but you hurry to your seat as well to see what's going on
A bell rings, and enter a small, orange... rat? The entire car goes silent, aside from excited shushing, and the dedenne lights up the car with a Flash, poses with a Charm, and steals the hearts of everyone in the car with a Nuzzle.
In enter a person in a large coat and hat. They strike a pose with Dedenne, and a Dazzling Gleam blinds the audience.
Revealed is someone in uuuuh nice fashion clothes for wild west times, and the owner of the train station. (Their name's "Tessie, derivative of Tesla and is also Elesas ancestor" thanks junie)
So basically the Pokemon Amie system in on the go! Very epic, very cool, and probably very fun...
Until the train passes under a tunnel.
Darkness! Windows break! People scream! What on earth is going on? You grip one of your pokeballs protectively when the train exits the tunnel.
Standing there are two NEW people: Both wear bandanas and theatre styled masks (yknow, the smile and frown one? yeah i'm funny) and a funny hats; classic bandit look. They pose with their old unovan variant Arbok and Fearow (or somethin') and announce that-
"Howdy!" says the frowny one. "We'll be taking this 'ere train." says the smiley one. "Yup! Buh-bye!"
Arbok uses Smog. The two vanish from sight, and while some passengers seem panicked, most are... cheering?
You don't get time to think about this before Tessie reappears, frazzled, and asks if anyone could please help stop The Masks from taking over the train!
There's some chatter and, again, while some seem genuinely worried, others are talking like this isn't a big deal ("Yeah, they were strong last time. I think I'll pass, but maybe if I train some more I could try!" like what dude your shit's probably gonna get stolen). But congrats on being the main character cuz ofc the person to help is gonna be you.
So you head up the train cars and encounter other trainers (heh, train-) who want to run up ahead and fight the bandits. But they insist that they wanna go first, or that they're gonna be the one to beat em, or you're too young, etc reasons for them to challenge you to a fight first.
Now this functions somewhat like the Battle Subway, as your main items are stashed away, but you're healed after every encounter ("Aw, well, good luck up ahead!") until you finally reach the front car.
Th conductor is tied up in the car before, who you released, and now you're faced with.. something you weren't expecting
Both of the bandits are fawning over the train controls, the view, the speed, and practically speaking in tongue in train lingo. What the hell, you probably think before one of them notices you
"Howdy again, ma'am/sir!" "Lil' lambs shouldn't get to close to wolves." "Which means we have to fight!" "Mhm, and a fight we'll have." "Exciting! Now, hit stand back!" "Smile!" "AND LET THE SHOW BEGIN!"
Cool ok now uh it's late so I'ma end this with fun notes.
- Their names (thanks to junie again) are Indigo and Emile! Their hilarious cover names (thank to pixal) are Yee and Haw... or is it Haw and Yee? No clue, but very funny
- After you win, you'll get a request to further investigate bandits by some sheriff. The Masks, as they've also been called, don't SEEM to be actually taking anything or obstructing travel, but it's still hitching a free ride and causing a disturbance
- They always leave a calling card of sorts of which train they'll hijack next. This is because they're actually working with Tessie! It's a fun show and Tessie admires their train enthusiasm.
- By day, they work at the Nimbasa Town Saloon, owned by a big dude with rainbow hair who has three darling girls... who's monkeys keep ruining his curtains. He also has a husband who works out in Striaton Town cuz he has gay hair (the chat had fun with that idea)
- The player probably figures them out quickly upon meeting them in the Saloon (again, if you've been there before) but they're not upset! They just ask if you'd keep their little secret. If you agree, someone said they give you an honorary bandit outfit ("If you'd like to join us, sometime.") and you kinda get to do the reverse of being on the subway (instead, think champion seat defending from sun/moon. Challenger waves)
- If you disagree, that's mean so Indigo just goes "please." and if you disagree AGAIN, Emile also repeats "please". Disagree? Indigo asks now. Disagree? Emile asks again. Disagree-? You're stuck in an eternal loop. They know they'll wear you down.
- You can choose to report them, but Tessie will cut you off before you do. Rip, you're stuck
- I feel the twins' personalities would be roughly the same, mostly. Maybe more thoughts when it's not nearly midnight
uuuh thanks for reading this far, bYE
*uses smog and vanishes*
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spud you have been very curtious to not posting spoilers but that is not beneficial to the game i am playing so please tell me your favourite thing about deep cut. or else something the ink people eat. i like the culture lore more than the war lore and im seein how much i can remember in the morning. and also mu lets player of choice hasnt completed story mode yet
Okay so I haven't fully gotten all the sunken scrolls yet but it seems like each member of deep cut is from one of the 3 families who apparently saved the splatlands during the big Ole flood event.
Apparently big man's family (the manta clan) eats a unique plankton dish, it's a family recipe. That enhances mind, body, and bodily toxins. And I'm like. Ayo what's that last one? Also the image is really funny cuz big man is holding a wine glass with a silver/white liquid in it.
Just a personal rambling (maybe will be answered at the end of story mode? Idfk.) But what tf does deep cut do with all their money? If doing the anarchy splatcast (the news) is their day job, but their main gig is banditing. Is the whole idol thing a hobby? And they're from (probably) the families who saved the land so they're also probably rich from that so???
The progression thru the games of the idols importance to the universe around them is always so interesting. First the squid sisters, the cousins Callie and Marie don't have all that much aside from the fact their shared grandpa is a well decorated war vet but still ended up becoming very popular solely due to their talent.
Then there's pearl and marina. Pearl is mentioned to come from a wealthy local family, owning some of the locations user for turf wars. While marina is a former member of the octarian army, likely one of their very advanced mechanics as she helped to design the special gimmick maps used during splatfests. So each has their own slight claim to fame, but their music hit off by itself. Along with the fact that in the 5 year gap between splat2 and splat3, they ended up making a band with 3 other creatures (I know ones a fish and one's some level of octopus, but I forget the 3rd. Honestly if u like splatoons culture stuff more than the war lore I'd recommend looking at least a little into the in-universe bands who don't appear in-game)
I have no idea if this is what you were hoping for or nah
Also I love shivers shark, mega master. Or master mega. One of the two. He has a pair of shades that (of course) small enough they don't even begin to reach his eyes. I love that shiver is a bit more batshit than originally expected, she seemed so cool and collected and then suddenly she's maniacally laughing with her back at a 90 degree angle and sticking out a tongue you're pretty sure she canonically isn't supposed to have at you while riding a shark.
#asks#splatoon 3 spoilers#long post#sorrt if yhis makes nonsekse ot is 1am here and ive been sleeping pretty much exclusively in naps the past 48 hours
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