isnt-it-pretty
What's even the point if there's no hurt/comfort?
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Emily | Adult | she/her | Canadian + Disabled | Doing god's work by writing self indulgent fanficion | Feel free to message me! https://archiveofourown.org/users/isnt_it_pretty/works
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isnt-it-pretty · 2 hours ago
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realism in video games
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isnt-it-pretty · 3 hours ago
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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.
This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming
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isnt-it-pretty · 5 hours ago
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“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”
are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder
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isnt-it-pretty · 6 hours ago
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Honestly buffy is so fucking funny like here is boyfriend number 1. He is a centuries old vampire plagued with catholic guilt who becomes an unhinged killer if he has sex. This is my boyfriend number 3. He is also a centuries old vampire who got tests and experiments done on him and he's in love with me. What about boyfriend number 2 you ask? Well he was from Iowa.
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isnt-it-pretty · 8 hours ago
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isnt-it-pretty · 9 hours ago
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isnt-it-pretty · 11 hours ago
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Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about
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isnt-it-pretty · 12 hours ago
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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
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isnt-it-pretty · 14 hours ago
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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isnt-it-pretty · 15 hours ago
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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
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isnt-it-pretty · 17 hours ago
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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.
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isnt-it-pretty · 18 hours ago
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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
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isnt-it-pretty · 20 hours ago
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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
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isnt-it-pretty · 21 hours ago
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getting really tired of people constantly insinuating we're all doomed and everything we love is doomed. I'm trying to work on my rare shrimp rescue plan
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isnt-it-pretty · 23 hours ago
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So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !
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Like abnormally straight !
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isnt-it-pretty · 1 day ago
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i hate sensory issues so much because what do you MEAN i am in physical fucking pain because too many fabrics are touching me in weird ways and every light touch is making me want to tear my flesh off my bones
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isnt-it-pretty · 1 day ago
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Adult ProTip, from a security professional: If a kid tells you, "My parents are gonna kill me / kick my ass / kick me out" for something relatively minor, don't respond with shit like "Really? ;) that sounds a little extreme, don't you think sweetie?" because that shit really does happen.
Instead, respond as though whatever threat they are afraid of is fully valid, and offer whatever you can do to help- ask if they believe they are in danger of being hurt in any way, and work accordingly.
If they're overreacting, they'll usually realize and dial it back, self-correct and begin thinking a bit more rationally.
If they're not overreacting, and the danger is real, then they'll need a level-headed adult in their corner, not another condescending authority figure who doesn't believe them.
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