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i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

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the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything

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My book setting is vaguely medieval and cold so I did like two hours of research about medieval and ancient and tribal cold weather footwear options before deciding that this is too complicated for me actually and I'm just not going to mention what my characters are wearing on their feet

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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

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Leverage (2008-2012) The Zanzibar Marketplace Job (S02E12)

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You, every night.

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The boobs: a gift for my lesbian friends

Pattern by QuaternionCreations

Imagine this:

I'm at a work Christmas party and a friend sits down next to me with her partner and asks, "hey, can you cross stitch us some boobs?"

They offered to pay, but I don't do commissions, only gifts, and I thought it was fucking wonderful. I whipped out my phone right there at the table and found this pattern on Etsy by QuaternionCreations

only took a few days to do since it's extremely simple.

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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I’m insufferable when I’m in research mode