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theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing
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describing emotions in writing is either โhe felt sadโ or a two-paragraph dissertation on how his soul crumpled like wet newspaper under the weight of his own existence. no in-between.
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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck
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The most beautiful minds of our generation are posting fan fiction on archiveofourown.org
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I really like this website because somebody will be like โthereโs nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlickerโ and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.
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Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.
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are you fuckin dumb
i dont know what prompted this but yes i promise so much
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Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.
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twitter finally recommending me good stuff
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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
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Friendships ending can be just as hurtful as romantic relationships ending. You are allowed to struggle with a platonic break up and grieve the loss of the friendship.
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