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i love you. im pregnant and its toys

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im boycotting everytbing because im broke youre welcome

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye

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The thing they don’t tell you about executive dysfunction and poor time management is that you will feel guilty every second of every day for your entire life.

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if u are ever scared of yapping about your blorbo or your life or your creative projects on the dash bc u are worried that no one wants to see it. know that I am holding your hand and supporting you. I want to see it. make that shitpost I need to read it posthaste

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Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

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you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it

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Chance would’ve inspired some dope Renaissance paintings 👼🏼

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blah blah blah

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your honor i was just furthering the plot

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open image in new tab was there for me when no one else was

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Wife yells from upstairs: "Hey do you ever get a really sharp pain in your heart area, almost like someone is using a voodoo doll against you?" 

Husband: "no"

Wife: "How about now?"

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finally a gender option I can get behind. I would like to opt out of gender, please.

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