#Snz thoughts

[dyke-sneezes]

Imagining I'm inducing someone and it goes like

"h'ngxsh!"

"relax a bit, enjoy it"

"huh-h'KSSSHHewww! [satisfied moan]"

"there, did that feel good?"

"yeah - heh-he'TSSSHHooo! Fuck yeah, that felt good"

[warmasf]

Obsessed with sick cuddles. I love it when people have a bad cold and just long for affection and warmth. I love it when someone is sniffly and tired and feverish and cold, their body begging to be held and comforted. I love it when they lean into the touch of their caregiver/significant other with such pleading affection, they just need to be held. I love it when said caregiver holds them close and lets them rest their feverish head on their chest, whispering sweet nothings into their ear, because the poor thing just doesn’t feel good.

[sneezarify]

A horny, shy fetishist who’s prone to terrible unstoppable desperate sneezing fits. I’m talking 10, 12, 15 sometimes 20 sneezes in one go.

Well, today they can tell they’re due a fit. A persistent tickle has plagued their nose all day…. and that’s bad, because with that tickles comes that warm flicker of arousal. You see sneezing turns them on, always has, hell even the tickle turns them on, and after 15 sneezes they’re rock hard every time.

They've been sat at their desk for hours snorting, sniffling, jostling and nudging at their nose, but now it’s getting dangerous. Their nostrils won’t stop flaring! The itch has become their sole focus. Their nose feels, somehow, bigger more inflamed as the tickle grows.

Fuck! their breath catches, “HEHH…HEH-NGGGXT - NGGXXT” they groan after two rapid fire stifles slip out…and their cock throbs in response.

At least no one heard, they think… Getting blessed just adds to the arousal.

They try and stay calm, but it doesn’t take long for their breathing to get unsteady and shaky again, they beg not to sneeze again but “EHHH-NGXT… HEH-NGGGXT-CHEW…ahhh..aaahhh… ahhh!! ...AHHHH-NGGGXX-CHEWW”… fuck! Each sneeze is such a horrible, sexy tease. Especially when they loose control of stifling, and a wet mist coats their arm.

This time they receive chorus of “bless yous” and it drives them absolutely wild. His cock stands to attention.

But they can’t focus on that, because at this point their nose feels itchier than ever, and before they can even achieve a full sniffle … “HAHH!! HHHAARRSHU, HAARRSHHHUU….” 9 back to back sneezes expel themselves from their nose.

The coworker next to him blessing each sneeze in shock! Bewildered and concerned at that almighty sneeze display.

He keeps his dripping wet hands clasped over his nose, before he sniffs, and looks up, sheepishly wiping them on his trousers. As expected he’s now ruby red, his heart pulsing, and sniffly. His rock hard cock straining against his trousers. Of course he’s unable to move for tissues until he’s feeling a little calmer downstairs.

“thank you” he stutters. Eyes on his computer pretending to work as his cock strains against his trousers.

[sky-snz]

(making breakfast in your underwear with a lover who has allergies)

You listen to the way they shuffle sleepily about, reaching for clinking mugs and setting them down on the countertop. They sniffle and softly clear their throat. They draw in a lazy, damper sniffle as they pour water into the coffee maker. As you look over, they’re turning their nose into their shoulder, rubbing the scrunched appendage against it. You see the muscles around their shoulder blade moving, and then stop as they raise their head with a sharp sniff. 

They place your favourite mug under the spout and turn on the machine. “… *snnrff!* …” There’s notable congestion and hoarseness in the way they clear their throat - or could they just be sleepy? “*snrffh! ah-hemm~* … *snrk!*” 

You finally find the cast iron skillet and put it on the stove. They chuckle softly and mumble that the sugar is close to running out. You open the carton of eggs and say you’ll buy more on the way home from work. You hear another whistly, but gentle sniffle from behind you, and the water in the coffee maker bubbling. Sizzling becomes part of that melody. 

“Oh no…” they mutter softly, causing you to glance over. “hAHt’TSCHhh-!! *hsnff*”

Waiting for the coffee to finish dripping, they’re leaning against the counter. “Whew. ‘Scuse- oh. ‘Scuse mbe…” They lift a hand to their sternum, fingers grabbing at nothing. Meanwhile, their expression crumbles, and- “haAH’SSCHHhieww!! oh by god. *hsndrff!*” They sniffle rather liquidly and exhale in a soft huff.

“Bless you,” you say gently, and kiss their cheek as you reach to grab the pepper from the shelf near them.

“hh’Thagks. ‘mb sorry, that was… a wet ode,” they murmur sleepily, and keep sniffling thickly. “*hsnrff!*”

You kiss them again. “Don’t be sorry.” You uncap the pepper and grind some onto the eggs. 

“Oh no,” they say breathily again, and their feet begin to stumble-shuffle away from the kitchen counter. “-huUH’USSCHhiuu!! *sdrff!*”

[skullysniffles]

Hnnggg, how about pillow talk sneezes.

Lying face to face as close as you can while still able to see one another. Listening quietly as they express their exhaustion from battling back their cold all day at work. You keep running your fingers through their hair, lightly scratching their scalp. Then a soft concern mixing with undeniable arousal when they cut themselves off abruptly, hurrying to bury their face into the pillow to muffle a trio of aggressive, body-shaking, sneezes only to resurface sniffling and whispering “S’cuse mbe.”

[shivveres]

when someones sneezes are tumbling over each other, one after the other with no time to catch their breath, but suddenly one odd sneeze requires more buildup than all the others and comes out even stronger😩

pls tell me if this makes sense, its my favorite thing😭

[brandnewcouch]

there’s just something about the intimacy of giving someone a sinus massage to relieve the pressure from a terrible cold. not only does it require physical closeness, but it also requires someone giving you full control of the most vulnerable part of their face. and then if you pair that with sneezing? heaven

[fetishccinealfredo]

behold, a thought that's inhabitated my singular brain cell:

✨sneezy men in suits!✨

a man in a suit, blowing his poor, stuffed up nose as he suffers a terrible, terrible, head cold.

a man in a suit, sneezing wetly into his sleeve as hay-fever takes a hold on him.

a man in a suit, fighting a huge sneeze, holding back; just for you.

the list goes on & on.....

[undercover-horn-blog]

Somebody who usually sneezes really rarely always sneezing a lot when they have a cold! Their friends comment on it, teasing them a bit about how they sneeze sooo much/all the time when they're sick.

And the person is like "Yeah?! That's what having a cold is like? Like, lay off me??"

Not realising that... they really do sneeze A LOT when they have a cold. Like, much more so than everybody else. But they had never really thought about it much...

[snzkaix]

Peformers sneezing on stage.

Especially musical peformers. Drummers who can't cover up or get too distracted because they have to keep the rhythm going. Guitarists who have to keep both of their hands on their guitar. Singers who have to turn away from their microphone or take their headset off in order not to blast their sneezes through the speaker. Horn instrument players who, if they don't take their mouth off, sneeze directly into the instrument. Bassists who - well, they can turn away and cover up, rub their nose, whatever, most of the time - you wont miss two or three notes of them. Pianists who can't stand to sneeze on their piano but they have to focus on their sheet music or the keys they're pressing - unless they know the piece well enough to turn away to sneeze without any mistakes.

[warmasf]

Not snz but just general whump

The idea of someone literally “waking up with a fever” is so sweet to me. Just imagine whumpee at their partners house, having a slight headache and a weird feeling in their throat, but thinking nothing of it, taking a nap with partner and blaming it on being tired. In a few hours, whumpee wakes up to partner placing a cold flannel to their forehead and whispering their name into their ear.

“Hey, you gotta wake up baby, you’re burning up. Why didn’t you tell me you weren’t feeling good?” In a hushed voice.

Whumpee lets their eyes close as partner feels their cheeks and embrace them again. They feel terrible, but maybe waking up sick was the perfect catalyst for the love and care they so desperately desired.

[sneezarify]

People who can’t/won’t stifle. There’s a special place in heaven waiting for u istg <3

[sky-snz]

someone spritzing their wrists with their their new luxurious scent, rubbing them together, and then delicately taking the face of their enamoured, allergic lover in both hands

[skullysniffles]

A thought about sneezes while cuddling on the couch…

You lay contently upon the couch with a blanket tossed across your legs and your head resting in their lap. It’s been a brutal week so the lazy way they run fingers through your hair, nails lightly scratching your scalp, has your busy mind steadily losing focus. The threat of a nap has weighted your eyelids and the quiet hum of voices from the TV serves as delightfully negligible background noise.

Here you can finally rest.

Just as sleep edges into your vision, your eyes creeping closed, the soothing motion of their fingers pauses. You hear their breath catch quietly and can envision how their hand now hovers expectantly before their face.

One. Two. Three. Four heartbeats later their soft sigh delivers a stroke of disappointment. Your thoughts, all too quick to spark with arousal, begin to dissipate. Just a tease.

Their hand resumes its position, fingers once again combing through your hair. But only a moment later it suddenly stops again. They drag an abrupt gasp, their body suddenly jolting beneath you as a sneeze shatters the calm. They weren’t quick enough and a rush of mist kisses your cheek. Instantly they jolt again. Two more sneezes rattle out of them sounding desperately itchy and demanding. These appear to be better covered since the sound is slightly muffled behind their cupped hand. In the wake, you hear them sniffle and release a vocal exhale of relief.

“Guuhh, sorry.” They whisper with a hint of embarrassment.

“Mmm, bless you,” The words come out as a purr, a dead giveaway to the sizzling arousal now coursing through your veins. Gooseflesh dapples your neck when you rotate to gaze up at them, a smile pulling across your lips when you find them blurry eyed and rubbing a hand beneath their nose.

You certainly don’t feel like napping any longer.

[brandnewcouch]

there is something so violently hot about muffling a sneeze into a blanket

[shivveres]

is anyone else’s like FAVORITE part of this kink the blesses??? (+pet names)

i feel like its just so sweet and tender😭

someone noticing that their partner just lost control of their tiny little nose and feels the need to let them know theyre okay, and here to offer a soft tissue if needed🥲

just the acknowledgement, POSSIBLY FOLLOWED BY A PET NAME, absolutely melts me

its actually the cutest thing ever (and sometimes that turns me on 🤍)

IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH😭