#Snz thoughts

[warmasf]

Obsessed with sick cuddles. I love it when people have a bad cold and just long for affection and warmth. I love it when someone is sniffly and tired and feverish and cold, their body begging to be held and comforted. I love it when they lean into the touch of their caregiver/significant other with such pleading affection, they just need to be held. I love it when said caregiver holds them close and lets them rest their feverish head on their chest, whispering sweet nothings into their ear, because the poor thing just doesn’t feel good.

[sneezarify]

A horny, shy fetishist who’s prone to terrible unstoppable desperate sneezing fits. I’m talking 10, 12, 15 sometimes 20 sneezes in one go.

Well, today they can tell they’re due a fit. A persistent tickle has plagued their nose all day…. and that’s bad, because with that tickles comes that warm flicker of arousal. You see sneezing turns them on, always has, hell even the tickle turns them on, and after 15 sneezes they’re rock hard every time.

They've been sat at their desk for hours snorting, sniffling, jostling and nudging at their nose, but now it’s getting dangerous. Their nostrils won’t stop flaring! The itch has become their sole focus. Their nose feels, somehow, bigger more inflamed as the tickle grows.

Fuck! their breath catches, “HEHH…HEH-NGGGXT - NGGXXT” they groan after two rapid fire stifles slip out…and their cock throbs in response.

At least no one heard, they think… Getting blessed just adds to the arousal.

They try and stay calm, but it doesn’t take long for their breathing to get unsteady and shaky again, they beg not to sneeze again but “EHHH-NGXT… HEH-NGGGXT-CHEW…ahhh..aaahhh… ahhh!! ...AHHHH-NGGGXX-CHEWW”… fuck! Each sneeze is such a horrible, sexy tease. Especially when they loose control of stifling, and a wet mist coats their arm.

This time they receive chorus of “bless yous” and it drives them absolutely wild. His cock stands to attention.

But they can’t focus on that, because at this point their nose feels itchier than ever, and before they can even achieve a full sniffle … “HAHH!! HHHAARRSHU, HAARRSHHHUU….” 9 back to back sneezes expel themselves from their nose.

The coworker next to him blessing each sneeze in shock! Bewildered and concerned at that almighty sneeze display.

He keeps his dripping wet hands clasped over his nose, before he sniffs, and looks up, sheepishly wiping them on his trousers. As expected he’s now ruby red, his heart pulsing, and sniffly. His rock hard cock straining against his trousers. Of course he’s unable to move for tissues until he’s feeling a little calmer downstairs.

“thank you” he stutters. Eyes on his computer pretending to work as his cock strains against his trousers.

[skullysniffles]

Hnnggg, how about pillow talk sneezes.

Lying face to face as close as you can while still able to see one another. Listening quietly as they express their exhaustion from battling back their cold all day at work. You keep running your fingers through their hair, lightly scratching their scalp. Then a soft concern mixing with undeniable arousal when they cut themselves off abruptly, hurrying to bury their face into the pillow to muffle a trio of aggressive, body-shaking, sneezes only to resurface sniffling and whispering “S’cuse mbe.”

[shivveres]

when someones sneezes are tumbling over each other, one after the other with no time to catch their breath, but suddenly one odd sneeze requires more buildup than all the others and comes out even stronger😩

pls tell me if this makes sense, its my favorite thing😭

[brandnewcouch]

there’s just something about the intimacy of giving someone a sinus massage to relieve the pressure from a terrible cold. not only does it require physical closeness, but it also requires someone giving you full control of the most vulnerable part of their face. and then if you pair that with sneezing? heaven

[fetishccinealfredo]

behold, a thought that's inhabitated my singular brain cell:

✨sneezy men in suits!✨

a man in a suit, blowing his poor, stuffed up nose as he suffers a terrible, terrible, head cold.

a man in a suit, sneezing wetly into his sleeve as hay-fever takes a hold on him.

a man in a suit, fighting a huge sneeze, holding back; just for you.

the list goes on & on.....

[his-tamine]

showering with your partner is already super intimate by itself... but what about showering with your SICK partner? not fucking around like usual, just making sure they stay safe and get clean, because they just feel so weak.

letting them lean on you to keep their balance - because their legs are all wobbly - while you scrub their back and shoulders. having to keep making sure they're not dozing off while you gently wash their hair. them sneezing so messily that you need to rewash their face, but you don't mind as long as they're taken care of.

idk idk I love domestic snz sm <3

[warmasf]

Not snz but just general whump

The idea of someone literally “waking up with a fever” is so sweet to me. Just imagine whumpee at their partners house, having a slight headache and a weird feeling in their throat, but thinking nothing of it, taking a nap with partner and blaming it on being tired. In a few hours, whumpee wakes up to partner placing a cold flannel to their forehead and whispering their name into their ear.

“Hey, you gotta wake up baby, you’re burning up. Why didn’t you tell me you weren’t feeling good?” In a hushed voice.

Whumpee lets their eyes close as partner feels their cheeks and embrace them again. They feel terrible, but maybe waking up sick was the perfect catalyst for the love and care they so desperately desired.

[sneezarify]

People who can’t/won’t stifle. There’s a special place in heaven waiting for u istg <3

[skullysniffles]

A thought about sneezes while cuddling on the couch…

You lay contently upon the couch with a blanket tossed across your legs and your head resting in their lap. It’s been a brutal week so the lazy way they run fingers through your hair, nails lightly scratching your scalp, has your busy mind steadily losing focus. The threat of a nap has weighted your eyelids and the quiet hum of voices from the TV serves as delightfully negligible background noise.

Here you can finally rest.

Just as sleep edges into your vision, your eyes creeping closed, the soothing motion of their fingers pauses. You hear their breath catch quietly and can envision how their hand now hovers expectantly before their face.

One. Two. Three. Four heartbeats later their soft sigh delivers a stroke of disappointment. Your thoughts, all too quick to spark with arousal, begin to dissipate. Just a tease.

Their hand resumes its position, fingers once again combing through your hair. But only a moment later it suddenly stops again. They drag an abrupt gasp, their body suddenly jolting beneath you as a sneeze shatters the calm. They weren’t quick enough and a rush of mist kisses your cheek. Instantly they jolt again. Two more sneezes rattle out of them sounding desperately itchy and demanding. These appear to be better covered since the sound is slightly muffled behind their cupped hand. In the wake, you hear them sniffle and release a vocal exhale of relief.

“Guuhh, sorry.” They whisper with a hint of embarrassment.

“Mmm, bless you,” The words come out as a purr, a dead giveaway to the sizzling arousal now coursing through your veins. Gooseflesh dapples your neck when you rotate to gaze up at them, a smile pulling across your lips when you find them blurry eyed and rubbing a hand beneath their nose.

You certainly don’t feel like napping any longer.

[shivveres]

is anyone else’s like FAVORITE part of this kink the blesses??? (+pet names)

i feel like its just so sweet and tender😭

someone noticing that their partner just lost control of their tiny little nose and feels the need to let them know theyre okay, and here to offer a soft tissue if needed🥲

just the acknowledgement, POSSIBLY FOLLOWED BY A PET NAME, absolutely melts me

its actually the cutest thing ever (and sometimes that turns me on 🤍)

IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH😭

[brandnewcouch]

there is something so violently hot about muffling a sneeze into a blanket

[holdencaulfieldthinksyoureaphony]

Ok so here's what I'm thinking about tonight.

The intimacy and vulnerability of one partner telling the other exactly how they want their nose tended to. Hesitantly at first, and then with more detail as they realize that their partner isn't bothered and might actually be kinda into it?

"Ihht's so itchy... could you like... pinch it?"

"yeah just like that... maybe wrap the tissue around your knuckle and put some prehh- ehh -shit sorry, some pressure under the tip?"

"gahh that feels good. Really scrub it, ok? Seriously, you're helping so muhhh- ugh, so much. Fuck I really gotta sneeze though, is that ok? It's nooot feeling like it's guhhh- ooh, sorry. Not feeling like it's gonna be pretty..."

[sniffli-danni]

ohhh my god... just thinking about stealthy/assassin/thief characters with allergies/loud sneezes and always having to stifle them... but around their partner they can finally let loose.

[sickficlover123]

To all you sick, sneezy people out there:

No, you're not disgusting. No, you're not bothering me. No, I don't want you to leave. I am utterly in love with you and you are the cutest thing. Literally, you're adorable and I want to coddle you. I would legitimately melt if you let me hold you and make you feel better.

That's all.

[skullysniffles]

Hmmm, what of morning sneezes…

You wake to their body shifting closer at your back and a warm arm curling around you. Just as sleep starts to pull you under again, you hear their breath stagger. A quiet throaty sound right in your ear. You can feel their chest swell against you at such close proximity. Another shuddering breath followed by a short pause… arousal sizzling through you. When they duck against you, sneezing helplessly against your neck and shoulder, their whole body trembles from the force. Even their arm tightens around you as if they needed something to hold on to as this gnarly cold rattles them.

With a wet sniffle they curse in a raspy voice plagued with congestion. “Fu’gg, sorry.”