#Sninistra

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Sninistra vs Lucissa

Sninistra

Severus: *rolls over*  Are you awake? 

Auroura: *rolls over too*  heh... yep~ *boops their nose*

Lucissa

Lucius: *rolls over in bed*  you awake?

Narcissa: *violently flops over* bitch, the fuck you want?

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Hogwarts Stuff

Math - Minerva McGonagall English - Filius Flitwick Chemistry / Chess Club - Horace Slughorn Biology - Pomona Sprout History - Cuthbert Binns Physics - Luthor Frumentar PE / Swimming Team / Rugby - Rolanda Hooch Art -  Sibil Trewlany Music / Choir leader (optional) - Firenze French (optional) - Séptima Vector, Horse riding (optional) / Archery -  Rubeus Hagrid Economics - Badshida Babbling Social Studies - Charity Burbage Spanish - Aurora Sninistra Philosophy - Dorothea Grey

There's a team for each house in Rugby, Swimming, Archery, Chess Club, Choir. They compete with each other.

Minerva McGonagall - Head of Gryffindor House

Horace Slughorn - Head of Slytherin House

Filius Flitwick - Head of Ravenclaw House

Pomona Sprout - Head of Hufflepuff House

Albus Dumbledore - Headmaster of Hogwarts

There are elite cooks in the Kitchens.

There is a cleaning service.

Inspector and Keeper of Keys - Argus Filch

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At Malfoy Manor

Lucius: Breasts or Buttocks

Rodolphus: Buttocks

Narcissa: Breasts

Bellatrix: Hands

Severus "It's all about the thighs" Snape: ....

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Severus dating a single parent and bonding with their child/children is... ✨ chef's kiss✨

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Imagine:

The Slytherins during Hogsmead weekend walk into the 3 Broomsticks and sees Aurora and Severus flirting...

Would they attempt to "Parent Trap" them? Break them up? Give Sinistra the shovel talk? Or better yet embarrass their Head of House in front of his girlfriend?

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Aurora: You often use humour and sarcasm to deflect trauma.

Severus: Thank you.

Aurora: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Severus: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Aurora: this is a terrible idea.

Severus: there’s no such thing as terrible ideas, darling. Only good ideas that go slightly wrong.

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Alcohol

Snape, with a glass of firewiskey : said every fanfiction ever

Like I understand it matches his brooding aesthetic but .... it's to obvious. So I'ma introduce some of my headcannons to spice it up.

One hc is where Severus hates the taste of alcohol so he only drinks really fruity alcoholic beverages or like eats vodka gummy bears.

Another one is where when he was young he accidentally to a sip out of Tobias' cup/bottle when he wasn't looking and he liked it... And thay scared the shit out of him, so he only drinks hard alcohol while with people he can trust but for the most part he goes for the types of alcohol that has some type of fruit extract.

A couple of scenario's:

Going out for drinks with Lucius was always a pain because he would go for the hard liquors and spirits

"Only a little sip Sev"

"No."

"But whyyyyy"

"Cease your whining, and it is because one of us has to be a responsible adult and apparate us home.... Safely Luce. I prefer all of my limbs arranged in a specific order"

*Pout*

Aurora and Narcissa are constantly stealing his gummy bears or taking sips from his 'Sex on a beach'

"Stop that Cissa"

"Put my gummies down Now"

"Aurora that is my drink.... I recall you ordering a Gin and Tonic"

"Alright... I'm getting ready to stab you with this umberella"

"I hope you choke"

But in all seriousness I just imagine him with his imposing aura sipping a fruity drink and eating Vodka gummy bears.

There was this one instance where Severus was out with his Besties and his girlfriend ans he kept buying this teal colored drink and he was knocking them hoes back, and didn't feel (nor show) a hint of intoxication. One after another and then in the middle of a conversation he just passed out.

Bonus:

Lucius

Narcissa

Aurora

Severus

"Whelp I guess Severus is taking us home again"

*ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz*

"Severus?"

"Git-Face?"

"Shhh he's sleeping"

*round of maniac giggling*

"Let's get him home...I have an idea" *whispers to the table*

"Oh....This'll be good"

Severus, The next morning:

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How did Lucius and Narcissa find out Severus was dating Aurora?

Did they stalk Severus after noticing his weird behavior at tea time?

Did they catch them in the act?

Hmmmm... So many possibilities

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Aurora: Get down from there!

Severus, up in something: No Way! 

Aurora: I’m going to call the police.

Severus: Go ahead, I’ll fight them!

Aurora: I have cookies

Severus, gets down and grabs cookies: I totally would’ve fought them

Aurora: I know you would

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Aurora: Sev you're so sad all the time... I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME

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Severus, to Aurora: This relationship is like a walk in the park

Aurora, blushing: Severus... well I-

Severus: Jurassic Park

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Aurora has found out that getting Severus Snape into the great hall for three solid meals a day is very time consuming.

Getting him to sleep is an entirely different ball game. Creating him a sleep schedule is near impossible, like does this man ever sleep.

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🚨New Ship Alert🚨

Severus Snape/Aurora Borealis Sinistra

Y'all have been sleeping on this ship for the longest.

Excuse Me.... Hellooooo????

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Harry Potter "Mighty Ducks" AU

Chemical Engineer Severus Snape soon finds himself in hot water when he is charged with possession of marijuana during a traffic stop.

Luckily, his Best Friend, Lucius Malfoy, is a lawyer and he only has to serve 7 months of community service in order to avoid 15 months in prison.

His Community Service? Teaching his 12-year-old godson's football (soccer) team.

"I hate kids"

"You'll hate prison even more"

There are 24 kids on the team.

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter

Blaise Zabini and Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson

Theodore Nott and Ginny Weasley

Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood

Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan

Major Sinistra and Malik Sinistra

The rest of the children are OC's and side characters...

Based off of this post by @sneverussape and Mighty Ducks!