#Snakema

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//MY HUSBAND IS BACK!!!!!!

He's back and he's bad? And also happy to see you too Lex.

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First Post? Hell yeah

This is Naga!Guzma that I drew for my RP account for him

Still proud of this

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@ask-guzma

+Well, They DO!

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Whelp, Looks like the apocalypse is here in this universe. Looks like it's time for Snake to pack up his things and move to another alternate universe. Hopefully the next one won't be in this type of apocalypse.

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Looks like Snake wants pets.

But will he be a selective little shit about it? Yes, yes he will.

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“Cant go a day with out gods going ape shit.”

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Snake had been seeing a WHOLE LOT of Buneary around the jungle today. Did someone just drop off some wild bunnies to try and throw off the echo system here? Or just didn't want them anymore?

For any reason. He had his favorite snack right infront of him. It's dinner time!

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@skull-bxnes

"Well soorry, Awenya." Looks like she also got temperamental too with this new change

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@eleven-dxmensional replied here

"Excuse me? The kid's MINE."

“How bout ya fuck off and get yer own bun?”

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@magma-mouse replied here

Kiwi madea confused squeak "The rest to go um "She looked at her bag" I have to stop up and get more, I think Im out of the cupcakes now actually, I just need to pick them up" the bunny grunt didn't seem to understand. 

“I wasnt talkin bout the cupcakes Kiwi.” That look in his eyes, something of a hungry predator. Kiwi just run. Run far away from him.

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Kiwi still dressed like a bunny leaves him a cupcake. Kiwi is it smart to be dressed like a bunny near a snake?

The snake glanced over at the cupcake, it did look rather good to him. It was going to be Easter after all so he did accept the cupcake by eating the whole thing in front of her. But the more delicious morsel in front of him was the Kiwi dressed up as one of his favorite snacks right in front of him.

“Thanks kiwi. Buy I think i’ll be takin the rest ta go.” Kiwi, run.

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“...WHAT IS THIS SITE?”

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“An the madness has already started... Great” At least he can eat the left over Easter candy after Easter is over.

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"Anyone want some Rattata? I found a nest of em somewhere in my territory an I ain't gonna eat em all."

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Welp, looks like everyone is comparing dick sizes heights again. Hell, even the Gods were doing it. Might as well put his in.

"Eleven foot one. Or at least from the last time I checked." Not including his sixty foot tail.

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likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they’re already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies |has a garden |has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts to pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘i love you’ in more than one language |prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salad | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy |plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream better | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | listens to music with headphones | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

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tagging: anyone who likes weird shit