#SmallGuy

[smallguythebig]

Plants I would use as a blanket if I was 4 inches tall

Broadleaf plantain

Just look at those leaves. Immaculate leaves. Perfect for wrapping yourself up in and having a cozy night's sleep. 10/10 blanketage. Also it's edible. Want a midnight snack? Just take a little bite of your blanket. Easy peasy.

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Bigleaf Maple

!!!!!!!! Uhm, HELLO?!? Is that a giant blanket for me and all of my friends? I think so. That's a blanket for a whole VILLAGE!

That's all I could think of. End post.

[minimalistsweetthings]

(via "Skateboarding little cute guy" Cap for Sale by omerfdln34)

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

Shayne [about SwordAf] : that’s why..we decided.. to take a break

George : take a break yea

Amanda : [at the same time] ..take a break yup.

[seithr]

bro every time I see a post tagged as your ocs I go a little bit more crazy. these people seem SO. so much. I love them. U should make a webcomic so I can see what on earth is going on. just as a treat for me. 10/10 keep it up

THEY ARE SO MUCH they mean the world to me... funniest little dragon-people world and a weird corner of ffxiv goin off the walls...

oh id love to make a webcomic but for now I just draw little scenes of things, gotta improve on drawing weird dragon legs and scales right and actual backgrounds uwheh... but... we will get there..!! i believe i have it in me to make them real. eventually‼️

Every time i hear smn likes them i inch ever closer to getting my work done though. 100% powered by hearing things like this. I'll talk about these weird guys until the end of my time on this earth... i will draw more just for u though as if i need persuading to put more of these guys' unending violence and out of context baggage in the world

(Thank you hehe hearing this makes me kick my feet . I'm all smiley now wah ty,,,)

[em-orald]

Breaking news: It is unclear what Elon Musk meant this morning when he said “I support extremist hate groups” during his speech, but experts are urging people to not draw conclusions. It does not necessarily mean that he supports extremist hate groups, they say.

“He really could have meant anything,” said Dumbass Shitface, spokesperson of right-wing think tank Neo-Nazi Militia. “Remember that just before this, he brought on stage a cute police dog nicknamed Doge. Wasn’t that so cute? Could someone like that *really* support extremist hate groups?”

“I would be wary of drawing premature conclusions about what he meant, you have to remember that he is autistic,” said Barryme Sixfeetunder, president of Autism Quiet, a group that fights against discrimination due to the disability. “I am not under threat of any kind, legal or financial,” he added later on his public X (formerly known as Twitter) account. His account was recently unbanned following the purchase of Autism Quiet by Musk for $1.3 billion dollars.

According to the human rights watchdog organization Valiant Saviors, “I wasn’t paying attention, what did he say? That must be a mistake, there’s no way that’s true. Why would someone commit political suicide by being so blatant?” They declined to comment about whether or not they will look into this matter further.

“He obviously is in support of extremist hate groups,” said Smallguy Paynoattention, a professor of political science at Legitimate University. “Don’t give into the gaslighting. Hey, you’re not gonna put this at the end of the article so nobody reads it, right?” Unfortunately, our meeting had to be cut short due to a sudden and unrelated scandal that is now taking up all of his attention, and he has not responded to further emails.

Elon Musk is currently the richest man in the world, owner of Tesla, SpaceX, and X (formerly known as Twitter)(it’s a real website that doesn’t just host porn, please believe us). He was giving a speech at President Trump’s inauguration after being declared the leader of the new executive department Crony Rich Asshole Politicians (CRAP).

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This story has been updated to correct the name of the new executive department, previously identified as Clearly Really A Payoff.

[honkbird]

a smallguy for the day

[caffeinatedopossum]

I'm never escaping that tiny little small smallguy accusations

[savethelifeofmychild]

me and my other smallguy friends developing serious complexes and being held in the arms of beautiful women

[there-is-no-romeo]

smallguy

[tntoons]

Some stuff I made of the “micro” status of Final  Fantasy with an OC of mine!

[starboundsingularities]

hi those are mine. libby and justice, i mean /ref anyways i have!!! i have here with me a few pieces of propaganda mostly in the form of Shenanigans first up is the post i wrote for aitablorbos from libby's perspective regarding justice and then like. screenshots under the cut

(ft @meangreenmotherfromouterspace22's oc carmen who is SO scrunkly blorbo i love her)

(ft @meangreenmotherfromouterspace22's oc david who has i think at this point adopted these two) (he was claiming he would not buy ice cream for a child and libby was determined to prove him wrong)

(i just think smallguy is funny)

(ft @meangreenmotherfromouterspace22's oc sam, who's also in this bracket with his sister sophie!!! you should go vote for them) (libby and justice had their birthdays since i submitted this they're 18 and 11 now, respectively)

(ft @meangreenmotherfromouterspace22's oc sophie!! she's also in this bracket with her brother sam!! you should go vote for them)

OC-Siblings-Bracket 1.8

info down there because these posts are long ↓

Justice & Liberty "Libby" Lawson by @attorneybout

Info:

okay so these!! aren't as fleshed out as riley and kiara they're kind of just silly little guys mostly.

libby, 17, is one of kiara's friends, alongside trinity and kat (collectively known as the cool bitch club). libby is very like… calm and chill most of the time she's just vibing mostly. the kind of guy you'd see in a group chat. absolutely hates that she was named liberty eagle lawson that's right her middle name is eagle she's living a nightmare. she was literally born on the 4th of july the universe just said "hey fuck you. get america'd" and she hasn't lived it down yet. anyways the group of friends i roleplay with that i use her in jokes that she would kin sans and tbh…. probably right. she's usually pretty calm but if anyone hurt her brother she'd kick their ass

justice, 10, is just a silly little guy!! just a little silly! he's one of riley's best friends and he looks up to her even though she's only 2 years older than him. he's really silly goofy, very optimistic, tries to see the best in everyone, and overall he just wants to help people whenever he can!! he's like a blorbo to me.

they're actually half siblings! they share a dad. their dad used to be… not distant, and not away on purpose, but during his first marriage, when he had libby, he would bite off more than he can chew and end up promising things that he couldn't deliver, fully thinking he would be able to. it's what led to his divorce. since then, though, he's worked on bettering himself and is a much better father to justice than he was to libby when she was younger. she's not entirely unaffected by this but she can at least appreciate that he's improving.

they also! have a cousin, who's a lawyer. a defense attorney. and justice especially really looks up to him because he also wants to be able to stand up for people and defend people in need like that and justice i think really just wants, at his core, to help people who need help, like one of his main interests is superheroes because that's their whole thing really.

anyways fun facts!!

justice has a really cool racecar bed

libby helped justice try to paint his racecar bed and it didn't go very well but they both have fond memories of it

libby and kiara honestly probably met through justice and riley

libby is really into activism. in a sense both siblings have a strong sense of justice and aim to help those who need it

i mentioned earlier that they had a lawyer cousin but i didn't mention said cousin is phoenix wright of ace attorney fame

libby actually convinced her high school to unionize. her logic is that teachers are evaluated on the grades their classes get- so if a teacher is being unfair or necessarily harsh, the students can go on strike by refusing to do any assignments, forcing the teacher to fail ALL of their students and then get poor evaluations and probably fired. it's been surprisingly effective and she's very proud of the student union

libby is the kind of person who says "stealing from walmart is always morally correct"

justice hasn't been exposed to the nuances of stealing so he doesn't agree but i think once he's been exposed to how companies kind of fuck people over he probably will stop seeing an issue with, like, shoplifting a bottle of water from walmart

libby is a lesbian

justice hasn't had time to fully realize his gender yet but when he gets older he'll realize he's genderfluid i think :3

libby image made using https://picrew.me/image_maker/362653 justice image made by my good friend mar (theowlcastle on tumblr)

Dust & May by @ecleticelectriceccentric

Info:

Dust is the Vessel of the Holy for the Path of Righteousness, a cult/religion. This necessitates that he be excised of all sin and made ready for possession by the Holy- via torture. Also he’s trans and has taken to reciting the Bible-equivalent as a coping mechanism.

May-Salvation-Come-to-this-Wretched-Thing (goes by May, named by the Righteous) is a were-Tasmanian Devil, taken in by the same church. She, too, must be exorcised.

She’s about four years older than him, and they were thrown in the same basement. She became his primary caretaker, and they basically adopted each other. She fervently hates the Righteous, but is determined to protect him at all costs.

When May was about fourteen, the ‘exorcisms’ went too far, the Tasmanian Devil took over, and May died. She then possessed Dust as a ghost and promptly broke them out.

Dust doesn’t remember how he got out, or how May died, and May doesn’t want to tell him. May thinks he should hate her, she hates herself for everything, but can’t bear to lose him.

If they advance I’ll give more Lore :>

[meaganlrufo]

🧱 #5: “#Anger” | “We should lock the door & scream that curse word we know - It’s a good one!!” (P.S. This is a tiny hint to our #Halloween costumes this year~ 👻) 🏷 #v #flame #Inktober #Inktober2022 #pixar #insideout #fire #brick #red #smallguy #bigtemper #mood #relatable #animation #film #pen #ink #sketch #art #tiny #tinytattoo #drawing #illustration #design #traditional #MMXXII (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWyGSfLFpv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[fearless44]

Big one. Small one. #じゃっくらっせるてりあ #いぬのいる暮らし #いぬのいる生活 #いぬのきもち #たのしいしゅうまつ #ともだち #jackrussellterrier #dogslife #lifewithdogs #bigguy #smallguy #saturdayinthepark https://www.instagram.com/p/CctXeDmPYkF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[inklingsplatoon]

im even willing to give up my special limited edition bamboozler with like 3 star stickers on it i just want my Smallguy back

so basically i think some evil squizard (squid +wizard) turned my Smallfry into a little object that wiggles its head and im really sad about it im willing to trade anything to have him back to normal

[cbobbq]

How cute is this little guy? Just a small brisket flat for the family today. #cbobbq #brisket #smokedbrisket #johnhenrytexasbrisketrub #smallguy #dreeryday (at Colorado BBQ Outfitters) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNsYR0rBS5u/?igshid=1pxaws8sr3j8o

[theeclecticrose]

Shop local♡ Eat local♡ #TheEclecticRose #smallbusiness #discoverhartville #momNpop #local #smallguy (at The Eclectic Rose) https://www.instagram.com/p/CItTm9EnPcr/?igshid=9gmdb7aqu10e