bluejaythecrowbro

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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Please enjoy this updated meme:

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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🐇 raspberryberet2 Follow

i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

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🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow

haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

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🌷jarjarbinkies111 Follow

my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunnelr is sooo easy

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🌵 curious-hare Follow

met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

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�� blanc-de-thoto Follow

i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

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is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

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🍄 lucky7tail Follow

what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

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hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

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don't give up

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Got a rare dopamine boost scrolling bluesky and seeing:

1) US politicians in deep red districts being confronted by their increasingly angry constituents.

2) Seeing the size and number of protests happening at tesla dealerships (scroll TeslaTakedown or check out Alex Winter’s feed)

3) Vermont showing up to scream at vance and ruin his ski holiday

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burger

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friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

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uncanny

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more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

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