#Slavposting

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Levels of understanding other slavic languages

oh we also have X and it means the same!

that looks like X but misspelled

that's just the archaic variant of X

this sounds a lot like Y from another slavic language I know which means X in mine so this almost 100% also means X

this word is completely different but I can kinda tell the meaning from the morphology

what

okay right now I'm gonna have to dissect the entirety of this language's history to figure out how the FUCK did y'all get to the point of calling X that and not something more normal

I wanted to ask for X and accidentally called someone a whore

[kyspleaseimbegging]

Sigma reklama

[my-deer-friend]

Praise be to our lord and saviour, Kapelusznik. May his brim shield you from the sun and the rain.

[salat-colleslaw]

V alternativní historii kde by se spojili Slováci a Slovinci do jedné země, jako tomu bylo u Čechů a Slováků, jak by se jejich nová země jmenovala? Slovenskoslovinsko? Slovinskoslovensko? Sloveinsko? Sloviensko? Slovanské republiky nebo celým názvem Slovanské socialistické republiky?

[cringelordofchaos]

m becoming obsessed w Slavic memes

[angelicutz]

When will Americans understand that Soviet and/or Communism is NOT an aesthetic, also we dont need to add the word 'core' to everything, if you ever said Slaviccore, Russiancore or see the Soviet Union as an aesthetic, get out before i block you, you cannot interact with me or my blog if you ever did any of those

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Describe a beloved wacky communist-era low-budget fairytale movie, go!

I'll start

A princess is, somehow, born with a wind-up clockwork mechanism meaning that unless someone turns the key, she cannot move. Marries a very neurodivergent prince-inventor who tries to make a better key so she won't have to freeze up so often. Manages to lose the key just as she freezes up. While searching for it, he gets distracted and forgets about the problem. Princess breaks her curse with the power of rage and hunger. There is a subplot of greedy royal advisors trying to steal shit from the castle.

[avubecjako]

Já: chci se učit slovinsky

Učení slovinsky: stáhnout West Balkans DLC pro ETS2 a jezdit místní trasy se jistojistě taky počítá

[my-deer-friend]

Polish names are so silly.

You'll have a guy that looks like this:

And his name is literally General Little-Bunny-Rabbit.

[salat-colleslaw]

Věta mého spolužáka, který bydlí v Kamenici u Prahy.

Chybí mi moje vesnický prázdniny, když jsem se opil v hospodě a probudil se v bahně.

Nikdy jsem neslyšeli nic tak vidláckýho.

[tatranky-n-chill]

Can someone slap a nice filter on this so I can romanticize my life while living here?

[cringelordofchaos]

I had recently been informed that there are apparently posts on tiktok about people posting about how much they loveeee the 'slavic aesthetic' and as a fellow slav that is the funniest shit ever to me bc i imagine it's a bunch of shit like this

(i tried searching up "Slavic bad economic empty streets" but there aren't many accurate results and I'm too lazy to go out and take a picture of them myself)

[fionnaskyborn]

also i found this spectacular image while figuring out what chlebicek means

[natrix-natrix]

Ain't no horny like Slav girl horny <3

[ifancyzombiegirls]

Just found Che Guevara earrings in Coop Jednota for 1 €.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

The East Euro late 90s/early 00's baby mood of thinking back to certain parts of your childhood and wondering "was my country still recovering from communism or was my family just poor"