the most horrible thing I could think of was part of me being what ejaculated out of the end of his stupid penis (Charles Bukowski, Love for Three Oranges)
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Oh McGucket, you would have loved weirdly specific t-shirts on Amazon.
Wait a minute, I've got photoshop...
Nailed it.
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慕udia dobr铆, u啪 viac neodol谩vajte na拧emu posolstvu a otv谩rajte Va拧e priestrann茅 hrude!
慕udia dobr铆, pom么啪te 煤boh媒m 拧tudentom!
Vyplnen铆m z铆skate:
1) dobr媒 pocit z produkt铆vne vyu啪it茅ho 膷asu
2) neskonal煤 v膹aku troch bezv媒znamn媒ch 拧tudentov gymn谩zia
3) dopl艌te si sami pod木a 木ubov么le/rumov媒 extrakt.
Pros铆m, 拧铆rte toto posolstvo.
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She like my futuristic sounds in the new spaceship
Futuristic sex give her Phillip K dick
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This cracked me up.
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I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
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kdy啪 se 艠eho艡 Samsa jednou r谩no probudil z nepokojn媒ch sn暖,
shledal, 啪e se v posteli prom臎nil v jak媒si trvanliv媒 ryb铆 produkt v aluminiov茅m obalu.
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He's so real for that.
this husband on the real housewives of new york city has marquis de sade's birth and death years on a t-shirt
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Stranger Things 5 will be like:
with help of @ifancyzombiegirls
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Did you know that the first translation of 1984 by George Orwell in Czech was translated and illegaly published while there was still socialism (communism) occupation in Czechoslovakia? It was translated by slovakian teacher and translator Eva 艩ime膷kov谩 with afterword written by her husband, slovakian writer, Milan 艩ime膷ka and posted symbolically in the year 1984 through czechoslovakian publishers in West Germany reflecting the situation in their home country.
The original publishion here:
And the first legal publishion (in 1991):
And that's not quite all. It actually funny that Eva 艩ime膷kov谩 and Milan 艩ime膷ka are the grandparents of slovak politician Michal 艩ime膷ka (the leader of the most active political (social-liberal) party called Progres铆vne Slovensko in the slovak opposition against the soviet glorifiing coalition).
Great to know about these iconic moments in the history of czechoslovakian literature.
#thoughts#george orwell#1984#Politics#soviet union#literature#czech#slovak politics#钮umbr木#膷umblr#my skills in making points in english are struggling#neobrozujeme#slovak#slovakia
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Two trans women sitting on a shelf...
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they made stanford invite fiddleford to gravity falls via phone call cuz they knew a post card would make the brokeback mountain parallels too obvious
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Seeing parts from Inside Out 2 without context makes me think it's actually about a teenage lesbian.
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Pad谩 vl谩da n臎co si p艡ej
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