the most horrible thing I could think of was part of me being what ejaculated out of the end of his stupid penis (Charles Bukowski, Love for Three Oranges)
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Situácia v rokoch 1849-1856 u národných obrodencov na Slovensku (a Viedni) bola len taká, že:
#ťumrľ#obroďujeme#ján kollár#daniel lichner#čumbrl#ľudovít štúr#michal miloslav hodža#jozef miloslav hurban#jozef hurban#michal hodža#čechobratr protištúrsky#staroslováci#štúrovci
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Oh McGucket, you would have loved weirdly specific t-shirts on Amazon.
Wait a minute, I've got photoshop...
Nailed it.
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She like my futuristic sounds in the new spaceship
Futuristic sex give her Phillip K dick
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This cracked me up.
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I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
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když se Řehoř Samsa jednou ráno probudil z nepokojných snů,
shledal, že se v posteli proměnil v jakýsi trvanlivý rybí produkt v aluminiovém obalu.

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He's so real for that.
this husband on the real housewives of new york city has marquis de sade's birth and death years on a t-shirt
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Stranger Things 5 will be like:
with help of @ifancyzombiegirls
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Did you know that the first translation of 1984 by George Orwell in Czech was translated and illegaly published while there was still socialism (communism) occupation in Czechoslovakia? It was translated by slovakian teacher and translator Eva Šimečková with afterword written by her husband, slovakian writer, Milan Šimečka and posted symbolically in the year 1984 through czechoslovakian publishers in West Germany reflecting the situation in their home country.
The original publishion here:

And the first legal publishion (in 1991):

And that's not quite all. It actually funny that Eva Šimečková and Milan Šimečka are the grandparents of slovak politician Michal Šimečka (the leader of the most active political (social-liberal) party called Progresívne Slovensko in the slovak opposition against the soviet glorifiing coalition).
Great to know about these iconic moments in the history of czechoslovakian literature.
#thoughts#george orwell#1984#Politics#soviet union#literature#czech#slovak politics#ťumbrľ#čumblr#my skills in making points in english are struggling#neobrozujeme#slovak#slovakia
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Two trans women sitting on a shelf...
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they made stanford invite fiddleford to gravity falls via phone call cuz they knew a post card would make the brokeback mountain parallels too obvious
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Seeing parts from Inside Out 2 without context makes me think it's actually about a teenage lesbian.
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