#Sksksk i love them trust

[moonssong2]

guys don't get me wrong, i love all of your small little silly ships, but please don't throw it onto me, please give me time my brain needs to think this through guys i swear i love rareships okay i js cant read them fanfics yet im trying, give me patience for my little anxiety filled brain

[vantaeries]

HOW'S THEIR FIRST KISS WITH YOU

PAC : FUTURE SPOUSE SERIES

Your lips come and take me to the place to go - NCT 127

Pile : 1 ~ 2 ~ 3

How to pick : Close your eyes, take a deep breath and clear your mind. Trust your intuition and choose a pile that you are most drawn to.

Disclaimer : This is a general reading. It may or may not resonate with you. Please take what resonates and leave what doesn't. Remember, the energies can change from time to time. So pick wisely.

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PILE 1

Your future spouse is a reserved and low-confidence person who might struggle or fear to confess their feelings. When they see you talking and joking with another person, they feel extremely jealous. They fear they may have missed their chance with you and are tormented by the thought that you might like someone else. Unable to contain their emotions any longer, they make a bold and uncharacteristic decision. As they approach, their legs feel like jelly and their heart pounds like crazy. Acting on impulse, they pull you into a passionate kiss. The passion from truth. In that moment, time seems to stand still. The world fades away, leaving only the sensation of your lips against theirs. The kiss is filled with all the longing and fear they have kept hidden for so long. The kiss is so raw, intense and might turn into a lustful kiss. They definitely dominate the kisses so you can feel how rough and desperate they are. It's as if they are trying to say, “I was scared. Scared that you might like someone else.” How do you react to their kiss? You feel shocked but you respond to their kiss. Do you know how they feel? Oh, they feel a surge of joy and relief. They get carried away by their animalistic desire lol. I think there will be a celebration after that. I'm feel they might kiss you in front of that person or audience lol. People who had been observing the scene erupt into cheers and applause, celebrating the spontaneous and heartfelt moment. So, they actually feel relieved and can rest well after confirming their feelings.

Keyword : Jealous, Insecure, Fire sign, Capricorn sun, Libra, Scorpio, Aries Venus, Children, Party or Gathering, Music, 444

PILE 2

After a heart-wrenching breakup, they were in the midst of healing their broken heart when they met you. Something stirred within them at that first encounter, an awakening sparked by your presence. It wasn't just attraction; it was a deep, magnetic pull that they couldn’t ignore. The first kiss came about unexpectedly, rooted in a misunderstanding that led to a heated argument. Their eyes couldn’t help but fixate on your lips, watching them move with each word. The sight was tantalizing and seductive, causing them to lose focus in the middle of the argument. Without warning, the argument escalated into something entirely different. They closed the distance between you, and before you could react, they pulled you into a kiss, as if their actions were saying, "Shut your mouth, or I'm gonna kiss you." You were taken aback by the suddenness of it, but your body began to respond to their kiss instinctively. It was your first kiss, and though it was slow, it was deeply satisfying. Your hands found their way to their neck or waist, and they hugged you tightly, savoring the connection. They loved touching your body and were thrilled by the way you responded to their kiss. When the kiss finally broke, both of you were left nearly breathless, cheeks flushed red from the intensity of the moment. So cute sksksks

Keyword : Conflict, 'You are that', Summer, Manifest, Scorpio Mars, Saturnian ( Capricorn & Aquarius), Comfort, Surprise, 555

PILE 3

This experience is different from the previous two because there is no rush or urgency. It's as if your future spouse is saying, "When you're ready, we will do this together." They are willing to give you the time you need, despite the strong attraction and sexual tension between you. Once you're ready, they will kiss you with voluptuous excitement. It's a fun kiss, filled with giggles and smooching. For some of you, the kiss might lead to lovemaking because "just kissing" wouldn't be enough. It's all about passion. The kiss is so addictive and raw, taking both of your breaths away. It's hot and good, awakening the lustful desire between you two. As if they are saying, "Yes, finally, I've been waiting long enough to do this. Everything will be made right." They don't want to confuse or pressure you, so they will take it one step at a time. They want you to feel comfortable and peaceful as you explore this connection together.

Keyword : couple in ecstasy, animal within us, passion, 222, Virgo, Sagittarius, Jupiter, Venus, Moon

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

Hello hello 😄

I've been wondering, what are your thoughts on the Vees' public perception and how do they compare to other overlords? We see people swarming Vox at Vee tower in episode 2, addressing him as Mr. Vox and seemingly without fear. The Vees also seem to market a lot of products themselves, like the love potion and I'm sure there's gotta be merch. I mean, they have popsickles with their faces on 😂 I wonder about their public personas. So far, the only one we've seen interact with the outside is Vox, but I'm curious to know what Val and Velvette are like and how the public views them. Any thoughts?

I think that the Vees in hell are celebrities. Vivzie once compared Angel Dust to Paris Hilton since porn is a completely normal medium in Hell so I think porn directing and pimping is also a well-respected profession sksksks Who knows, Valentino probably has a collection of Porn Oscars. Velvette is an influencer and Vox is like Elon Musk. Yes, he's a billionaire but he's also cool and relevant and probably has thousands of fuckboys ready to ride his dick into oblivion, proving to everyone how brilliant Mr. Vox is.

Carmilla disregards them as wannabes because they are different than the rest of the Overlords. They do not operate in shadows, they are not terrifying like Zestiel or Alastor or focused on taking care of their own like Rosie. Instead, they choose to weaponize people's sympathy. Our brand is perfection. Trust us. Vox puts so much effort into keeping their image clean because when you are simply liked you can get away with so much more. Maybe people move out of your way when you are feared but will they support you when you need it?

So I think publics love them and have no idea how terrible they are. Even Val - these two girls at the club seemed really comfortable with him so the extent of his abuse is not public knowledge. All nasty stuff happens within the Vees' Tower and is available only for the inner circle. On the outside, the Vees deliver citizens of Hell only good things - entertainment, escapism, prestige, fashion, everything a common person would want to make their life a little bit less shitty. They are the pop Overlords of the masses and I think that it will be their great asset as villains in season 2.

[popponn]

i don't think it's obvious enough that i like isagi so i will say this: i like isagi. a lot. so here we go a self indulgent rambling

i genuinely wonder if he falls under secure attachment style or actually an avoidant. also he likes totoro and a rather childish cm song—is it because he enjoys his childhood a lot, despite all the crybaby and scaredy cat parts? his family is loving so it won't be surprising. and he still has attention on mangas and games it seems (that ps4 wish for santa) even if his focus is definitely on soccer, so saying he only likes them because he only pays attention during childhiod feels wrong. and of course, the third cutest possibility is that he has a surprisingly cutesy taste for someone who seems really stereotypically "normal" for boys his age. third possibility is my favorite honestly. also also, bllk end is still faraway but i wonder if he will get a hairstyle change. he is fond of his hair (his sprouts especially if according to trivias. he puts wayy too much care into them sksksk) but he will definitely look good with an undercut. i love forehead isagi but i wonder what other hairstyle will suit him. also isagi will looks good in casual comfy style. i do think isagi will kind of sucks at driving though. however, he will definitely be a good house/roommate who you can trust when you got sick. will definitely be appreciative to gifts like cups and mugs, knitted scarfs, etc. his reaction at funny gifts will be cute though. he will probably suit a totoro phone case. sigh. i love him. probably will also suck ass when it comes to "approaching first" when it comes to romance but it's him and it's cute so it's okay. probably needs a lot of "new things and new feelings" in a relationship though, but i probably need to mull over this thought a little bit more. he is not exactly people oriented and more goal focused, though people do seems to play a lot of factor in his thinking. still love him tho.

[bwoahtastic]

okay alpha seb again! i just cant stop thinking about him 😭 have you seen the tom holland protecting zendaya against the pparazis video? sico, single momma, genderbent, famous au

nico being this big amazing serious movie star and also so tall skkssk he has a little puppy, maxy logie or charles?, and he loves him!! he is such a good momma to the baby, always bringing him to the functions when he can, having him on a sling on sets, etc

enter alpha short king seb: also an actor, soooo good, more of a cheeky vibe. he falls in love with nico the moment he sees him playing with the baby on a break for their new movie.

so fast foward, they start to date, they are having fun, they are the new hot couple. they spend time with the puppy, who loves cheeky and fun seb, that brings out an even cheekier side of nico! seb loves when him and nico match, shirt and dress in the same color. he also LOVES when nico uses high heels, long legs even longer and towering over seb.

so they have a premier (or maybe theyre just going out to eat as a family) and the baby is in sebs arms, cuddling to papa (seb cried the first time they call him that!)

and the paparazzis are just crazy. they separate seb and nico when the later stops to talk to a little fan. and the paps start pushing nico, asking about private stuff, if hes planning on getting pregnant again, if hes still brestfeeding, the flashes going crazy. and sebs is not having that!!! he pushes the paps, takes nicos arms and gets him away by the waist, all with a baby in his arms

maybe the puppy was even a little restless seeing his momma being pushed? so seb takes nico to a private place and he nurses the pup, talking to him, calming the baby and his alpha in the process

nico is so touched and grateful for his alpha! that night seb gets reallyyyyy lucky sksksk

Ohhh yes!

Short king seb who is a very good actor, normally doing more serious roles but being so cheeky in person! Sure he dated around a bit but never really settled down and the Alpha has been fine with that until now. And then beautiful Omega nico, who has been fighting to not only be cast as the dumb blond arm candy in movies and is now in the movie Seb is in too (maybe he is directing too? Either way I think Seb would have requested Nico to be in it, he saw potential). And Nico has a few month old pup, such a sweet little baby who loves momma! (Pls I love baby maxie okay)

Seb seeing Nico playing with his sweet pup during a break in filming and he falls for Nico, hard and fast. He starts courting them a little (cos he has to convince the pup as much as the momma!) Bringing them gifts and offering to watch Maxie when Nico is filming a scene he isnt in himself and Nico is a little shy around him but trusts him with Max no problem. They start to date and it's just lovely. Nico really likes having seb around, makes him feel safe, and Maxie loves Seb too! Seb being a real gentlemen and always spoiling Nico and just making the Omega feel looked after and ofc he is amazing in bed too lol! Nico being so used to being fucked quickly and not made to cum but seb takes his sweet fucking time eating Nico out and some days doesn't even fuck him at all, it's enough for him to see Nico blissed out just from his mouth!

It also doesn't take long before Maxy calls Seb papa cos he loooves papa so much! Seb being emotional about it but so happy cos he is honoured Max sees him that way!

Seb taking his beautiful partner and pup out for a dinner and he is carrying Maxy in his arms and holding Nico's hand, just loving that Nico is wearing his heels and towering over him<3 Nico stopping to talk to a little fan and just smiling at the little pup and signing a poster for him, but when he wants to go back to Seb and Maxy, paparazzi surrounds him suddenly and asks so many questions, so intrusive if they ask if Seb knocked him up yet, if he is still breastfeeding, if he is tight enough for seb to enjoy and Nico is panicking!

Seb going in to save Nico and growling a lot at the pap. Little maxy bring a little whiny and wanting to be in momma's arms and Seb quickly whisks them off somewhere safe and fusses over Nico a lot. Nico nursing Maxy a little to soothe him even tjo he doesn't nurse his pup thst much anymore. Seb just gently scenting them both a little and whispering they are safe with him and Nico shakily whispers he knows! Seb is so good to them!

For sure Seb is aboit to get really lucky that night lol!

[screampied]

my queeeennnn poookiieeeee vegggaaasssss<<<33333333

the cult leader!geto will always be my bias wrecker. like fr, as a kpop stan (currently a carat and previously a stay!!), if my bias line consists of dilf toji and nerdy goth boy choso then my bias wrecker is cult leader suguru who breathes and lives for his second-in-command, y/n. LIKE GIRL??? to the nonnie that brought cult leader suguru, may u be blessed with good food all the time. FR FR..

BC GIRL???? like i cannot get rid of the thought where suguru just can't help himself whenever he's with reader and he becomes this lovesick mess that just wants to worship her even tho technically, reader is 2nd in command. but u have to understand that suguru will literally fuck reader while on his throne/seat/receiving area?? SKSKSKS IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT, THE PLACE WHERE HE HOLDS HIS CULT MEETINGS SPECIFICALLY THE PART WHERE HIS DESIGNATED SEAT IS AT. THAT ONE. I FEEL LIKE HE'LL SPEND A LOT OF HIS TIME FUCKING READER THERE and then maybe with an audience? bc what if reader has an exhibition kink waiting to be awakened WHAT IF BOTH OF THEM R EXHIBITIONISTS?????? GIRL??? POOKIE??? what i would give to get a good dicking from the man himself, suguru.

LMAO THAT'S ENOUGH bf gon be mad that i don't tell him what i want him to do to me like how i describe how suguru would fuck us🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

— bricked reading sesh anon<3<3<3333

i kinda had a raven symone vision where from my rent a dilf au … reader after shiu / toji’s level reader ends up unlocking suguruuuuu🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. omg rent-a-cult-leader that’s so cute. ur so real ab the biases, im an all time toji, sukuna ‘n nanami girlie. my bias wrecker would def have to be choso ☝️☝️. BUTTT IM GONNA WRITE CULT LEADER GETO TRUST i haven’t forgot. if i do yall can just remind me <3

ooooh reader in second command i love it. yh that’s what i originally outlined, suguru fucking reader in front of his cult — and he asks them TO THEIR FACE if his pretty girl deserves to cum. someone would be like “y… yes my lo-” then suguru would glare and they change their answer. please he’s so mean. need him.

THEM WITH BOTH EXHIBITIONISM KINKS ???? suguru def loves a reader who matches his energy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. i’ll keep that in mind.

[little-svt]

FEMME-READER | GRUMPS & FLUFF

Wc: 653

Taglist: @pastel-princess-please @kiki-woo @fishsquishh

Smiley

“I just had it!” Seungcheol growled through gritted teeth as he threw the cushion from the sofa to the floor alongside the drawers he had pulled out from the cabinet. He was sure he just had your favourite plushie in his hand. You had trusted him in washing your plushie after you had accidentally spilled some juice onto it and now here he was, tearing his place apart trying to find it. He cursed under his breath each time he looked at a potential hiding spot, only to be met with nothing.

Eventually, after still not being able to locate your precious plushie, Seungcheol sat down on the sofa and let out a sigh as he rubbed his hand over his face. How would he tell you? He didn’t have time to order a new one and even if he did, he couldn’t just leave you on your own without telling you where he was heading to. The image of you crying and pouting brought a slight pain to his chest, and he hung his head in shame, his hands tugging at his hair in annoyance.

“Daddy…?” A small voice pulled him out of his pity party, and he looked up at you. You had insisted on washing yourself up and you stood in the doorway all dressed up in your favourite pyjamas. Your hair was still slightly damp from your shower and your face looked shiny and clean. Seungcheol can’t help the small smile that grows as he looked at your confused face and he held his hand out to beckon you over. Once you waddled over to him, he took your hands, giving them a gentle squeeze. He let out a nervous sigh and his smile soon turned back into his infamous pout.

“Baby… I am so, so sorry… I lost your plushie. I had them in my hand and put them down for a second and it’s almost like they got up and walked away because now I can’t find them. I promise you I will keep looking and if I can’t find them at all then daddy will buy you as many plushies as you want just to make it up to you.” He rambled and he finished with a sigh. “I’m sorry for being a bad daddy.” He added. You copied your daddy’s pout and knocked his hands away before throwing yourself at him in a tight hug. Cheol can feel one hand start to play with his hair whilst the other rubbed down his back, you had clearly picked this up from when he comforted you.

“It otay daddy, you not bad.” You said softly, nuzzling your face into his cheek.

“But princess… I lost your favourite plushie.” Cheol pouted more.

“You didn’t mean to ‘nd I lose stuff sometimes, but you don’t get mad.” You said, pulling away from the hug and shrugging your shoulders. Cheol can’t help but smile at your little shrug and he pulled you back into his arms, planting sweet kisses to your cheek.

“I really have the best baby in the world huh?” He asked. You let out a giggle and planted a loud kiss onto his cheek before wiggling out of his arm. Seungcheol watched as you skipped out into the kitchen. He watched you skip off and his smile grew. Sometimes, he really couldn’t believe how lucky he was. He had been panicking so much, thinking you’d be mad or upset with him but was pleasantly surprised at your reaction.

Soft giggles pulled him out of his thoughts, and he tilted his head in confusion. He got up and leaned against the doorway.

“What’s so funny princess?” He asked, crossing his arms over his chest. You look up and point into the fridge.

“(Plushie Name) is in the fridge!” You said before shrieking with laughter. Cheol’s eyes widened at that but he couldn’t help but laugh along with you.

🧸Endnote: Welp it’s been like 50 years since I’ve posted anything on my own sksksk and I had to start again with soft soft cheolie sigh…. I love him so much 🥹🥹🥹 I hope everyone is doing okay, staying safe and healthy and thank you to everyone who supports us and this blog it means the world. ~ 👑🐰💛

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[bunnyreaper]

hi hi hi! i dont know if your requests are open or not, but i absolutely adore your reaper stories 🥺

if they are, would you consider writing a short prompt or hcs of gabe/reaper differences as a dad? i got this mad baby fever rn im so sorry 😭

and if not, i love you and your content anyway, please take care and don't push yourself too hard!

🐀💕

notes: NO BCS I've also got the baby fever, help? (accidentally writes 1.2k words sksksk) tysm for the request and the kind words! <3 warnings: pregnancy, mild sexual content/suggestion Gabriel and Reaper pregnancy and early fatherhood HCs (+ bonus drabbles)

Gabriel: 

His protective instincts go into overdrive. If you thought it was bad before, ooh, you have another thing coming. 

If you're part of Overwatch/Blackwatch, he has you benched as soon as he finds out you're pregnant to protect you and the life inside you.

Keeps the baby scan picture on his desk, another copy in his wallet.

Wants to cater to your every need, even down to your tying your shoelaces and grabbing everything while you're pregnant.

Gets even touchier, but not necessarily sexual, just sensual. Rubs lotion into your stomach, massages your feet, and insists on you using him as a pillow if you need it. 

Calls his mother and asks for advice on how best to support you.

Insists on buying everything the baby could possibly need, and on building the cot and decorating a nursery.

Slightly leans towards wanting a girl more than anything, as he wants her to take after you instead of him.

Fantasizes with you about how he can bond with baby when they grow up, regardless of who they are, he hopes to get them into sports.

Secretly wonders if he should take up knitting to make little baby clothes/hats/blankets 

Pushes himself harder at work. He's always wanted to make the world a better place, but having a child with you makes him all the more desperate.

When the baby comes, he becomes even more of a light sleeper, stirring as soon as the baby does and rushing to soothe them.

Would never in a million years tell another soul, but he gets a little insecure if he feels the baby prefers you over him.

Speaks to them in Spanish as well as English, from when they're in the womb and onwards.

Proudly wears his sling to hold the baby, whether it's at home cooking meals for you or taking the baby in for an office day.

Outside of your blood relatives, Jack and Ana are the only ones he trusts with the baby alone, his fierce protection remaining.

It's not begrudging, but he does find it a little hard having to somewhat step away from his career a little to be a present father. He also doesn't think it's fair for you to be the only one making sacrifices. 

You do have small arguments over some parenting styles, with him relying on older wisdom and advice from his mother, even if newer advice might not always agree.

"She's asleep, Gabe." You sigh, stepping up behind him and wrapping your arms around his waist.

He stands sentinel, watching her protectively as she softly snores away in her cot. 

"I know." He whispers, yet his eyes fix on her for a moment longer. "She just looks so peaceful. I think she'll make it through the night." 

Gabriel takes her sleep seriously and is always finding new ways to soothe her to sleep. Her latest is falling asleep on his chest in the rocking chair before he delicately places her down onto her own sheets. 

You slip away with a smile, content at witnessing his love for your daughter. Heading into the kitchen, you begin to tidy the kitchen and make sure everything is prepared for another day of parenting tomorrow. 

It's Gabriel's turn to stay home, and you ensure there are enough pumped bottles in the fridge. 

As you wander around the kitchen, it's Gabriel's turn to slip his arms around your waist, his lips falling to your neck. 

"Since we have some time to ourselves..." His voice drops low and tempting, making you shiver. 

You've spent a lot of time healing and resting, adjusting to parenthood, and lately the two of you haven't had the time or the capacity for sexual intimacy. 

His hands grip at your waist, pulling you back against the hardness growing in his sweats. "... I was thinking we could get started on baby Reyes number two." 

You feel yourself flush with need. "¿Muy pronto?" ("So soon?)

"Hazme papá otra vez." ("Make me a daddy again.")

Reaper: 

Initially shocked as he didn't even know it was possible, but life finds a way. He struggles with the idea of it, but you assure him that it happened for a reason.

Similar in his extremely protective nature, but is a bit more violent about it should he need to be. If he hears about someone in public who knocked into you or wouldn't give up their seat, he stews with anger. 

Private about it, even more than he is usually with info regarding you. Doesn't tell a soul in Talon because he worries about the consequences. (Sombra knows, because of course she does) 

Starts taking more work contracts, which leads to a little bit of worry within you for his safety, and creates a bit of distance between you, but it's for a good reason he acts this way.

Often watches you sleep, making sure you're in a comfortable position and aren't too disturbed by the pregnancy.

Leans towards wanting a boy, so he can raise him to be a protector for you, too.

Feels a sense of primal arousal seeing you swell with his child. 

When the baby comes, and you're cuddling up with the newborn, he excuses himself to get some water, but really he cries for the first time in forever.

A sense of guilt creeps in, as he feels undeserving of you and the child you've blessed him with.

Was relieved to see the baby wasn't afraid of him, wasn't afraid of his form or vibe, but he has been whispering to them since they were inside you, getting them used to his voice.

Defers to your maternal instincts on most matters AND shows his love and paternal feelings by providing for and protecting you both 

Has to put up with Sombra making dad jokes at his expense, lovingly blackmailing him for photos.

You wake with a start, worry coursing through you as Reaper materializes in the room with a loud clatter. 

"We have to go now." His voice is panicked and strained as he begins to throw things on the bed. 

Pulling yourself out of bed, your confusion persists, yet you grab the suitcase and bags you can, filling them with items.  "What's happening?" 

"We're leaving." He replies in a huff, grabbing your valuables from the nightstand. 

You grip onto your beloved, peeling his mask off in a hurry as you try to discern what is happening. "Please, stop. Just explain what's going on." 

Reaper takes a few deep breaths, his jaw tightening as he returns your hold. "I have a way out, from Talon, from everything." He keeps his voice grave and steady. "To keep you safe, to keep the baby safe." 

You search his eyes for any sign of insincerity, in complete disbelief at his words. "I- really, you're going to leave?!" 

He struggles to meet your gaze, his red-hued eyes cast down at the floor. "My activity over the last few months..."

"You've been preparing a way out?"

"With a little help." He chuckles, before turning serious once more. "We'll have new identities, a new life. But we'll be safe. I'll keep you safe." 

You wrap your arms around his neck, stepping up to press a kiss to his lips. "I love you, Gabriel." You sigh, whispering his name. 

"I love you too." His hands drop to your stomach, caressing the growing bump as he holds you close. "Both of you." 

[daimyosprincess]

fym the librarian isn't counted it's literally us like 🙄 anyways ship game gimme 14 18 19 27 and 48!!! RIGHT NEOW!! (also maybe add a little 50 for angst 👀)

Ship ask game

Lmfaoooo 😂😂

It makes me so soft to know you guys wanna hear more about Professor Boba and his princess jgslkdjsklgjs anyways here we go

14. Do they enjoy PDA, or are they more private with affection?

Boba is a more private person by nature so he doesn't do overly much in the ways of public displays of affection, saving those for more private times and places while she's more comfortable with PDA but respects Boba's boundaries and doesn't force him to show more than he's willing. He does encourage to voice her wants and needs freely and trusts her to respects his comfort, so if she asks to hold hands or have a kiss in public he'll almost always give it to her

(also I must add that although it's not really PDA but Boba absolutely keeps a hand on his girl's thigh at pretty much all times when he's driving with her in the car 🥴)

18. How do they care for each other when one of them is wounded/sick?

Oh hoo boy if she's not feeling well because she's sick/on her period/having an off day it is absolute princess queen goddess treatment because he cannot stand knowing his babygirl is even the slightest bit uncomfortable (unless she wants to be 😈). If he can't be physically with her, it's phone calls and messages and making sure she has everything she needs as best he can. If he is able to be with her then he is, stopping by between his classes to bring her soup or meds and making sure she doesn't lift a finger. If she's having cramps, he's more than happy to be her personal heating pad, letting her snuggle up against him while he rubs her back.

Miss princess is just as astounded by Boba's superhuman immune system (how is the man never sick??) as she is frustrated at his tendency to put aside his own comfort to power through whatever task he's set before himself, whether that be staying up too late grading papers or not taking it easy at the gym when his knee is giving him trouble. She usually resorts to threatening him with such punishments as not sleeping until he does or putting Fennec on his case, but if she's really concerned about him she'll sit him down to talk about things.

(I have some plans to write a little something about princess taking care of her professor in Volume II of Ex Libris 🤭)

19. Do they wear each other’s clothes/jewelry?

Ok listen I am going insane over the thought of library princess making like a lil friendship bracelet type thing during like a library program or something and giving to Boba just to be cute then her realizing that he's been wearing it every day since dkgjaljggajg

Now since our beloved princess is a reader insert she doesn't have a body size so I can't say she would be able to wear any of Boba's clothes (so it's up to you my lovely readers!) but in a future Ex Libris chapter Boba is going to give her his class ring to wear on a necklace 😭

27. How do they say “I love you” non-verbally?

Answered in this ask

48. Do they talk about their future together? Why or why not?

So far, both of them have just been enjoying their relationship with no real expectations for the future (marriage, kids, etc.) but the way they're building their relationship easily leaves it open to those type of discussions.

Now when the topic of the future does come up and Boba tries to pull the old man card ("don't waste the rest of your life on an old man, princess") just know that she fucks him six ways from Sunday until he gets it through his head that she's not going anywhere without him 😌

50. Would they ever break up? If so, why? Who would handle the breakup better?

@baufraus how dare you bring up angst in a house that enjoys angst (with a happy ending sksksk)?!?!!?

With the strong foundation that the two of them have set, I don't think there's a lot that could break the two apart. Both Boba and princess value and have made communication a cornerstone of their relationship inside and outside the bedroom so if there's something that could possibly be relationship ending, they would do their best to talk about it and figure it out before it gets to that point.

NOW for the true angst: what if for some reason they did break up???? Boba is shutting down internally, just completely closing himself off to any emotion. He's throwing himself into his work and won't see the light of day unless Fennec yanks him out of his office by his collar. He'll carry on but in black and white, without the joyful color his feisty babygirl brought to his life--no more flowers on his dining room table, no more kisses stolen before class, no more laughter snuggled under sheets.

BUT that's never going to happen because library princess is never going to give her man up without the fight of a lifetime 💖

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[golbrocklovely]

since i have nothing else to post right now…

here’s the last of colby’s tweets from 2020.

i don’t have proof that these are his tweets, but believe me, they are his.

if it’s bold and italicized, it’s someone’s tweet to him.

if it’s in (), that’s just me commenting lol

added bonus: if they have a * next to them, that means it’s been deleted

~~~~~~~~~~

Oct. 1 - love doing things for myself

Oct. 4 - i’m in so much pain. sos

fan: u ok?

poison oak. everywhere …. everywhere.

Oct. 5 - i like the simple things

Oct. 7 - less is more

Oct. 10 - i wanna make you happy

how am i so busy during the day but still manage to find 2 hours to mindlessly scroll through tik tok? i can’t be the only one

Oct. 14 - i care too much

Oct. 15 - somehow it wasn’t enough

Oct. 18 - fan: I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT COLBY SMELLED LIKE..I WANA KNOW WHAT COLOGNE HE WEARS

mayonnaise

(i hate this man so much lmao)

Oct. 19 - Justin Bieber’s new song made me tear up, that dudes been through so much. no one could even imagine what that’s like.. achieving everything and being in the biggest spotlight at such a young age.

Oct. 20 - @/samgolbach: less than 6 months ago i broke my back. and i decided to take that as a challenge to get healthy again. and today i ran the fastest mile i’ve ever run. so yes, i might be an idiot but i’m a determined idiot 🤘🏼🏃🏼

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 that’s an insane accomplishment ! i remember when it was a struggle to stand up out of bed

new day, same cycle

Oct. 21 - my mom is texting me all the young pictures of me and it’s bringing me memories i didn’t know i had

Oct. 25 - panic attacks late at night are the worst

Nov. 1 - @/colbybrockscar: reminder that it’s no nut November!!! @/ColbyBrock doesn’t even have to try. He’s got this shit in the bag. It probs comes out like baby powder if he tries

did my car just roast me ?

Nov. 4 - this is scary

cuties! all 3 of you! (reply to fan in merch with friend and cat)

Nov. 6 - @/GracynCarr: I can’t believe the audacity of a high school tweet to pop up on my timeline lmao.. miss u tho @/ColbyBrock :)

hope you're well xx

Nov. 8 - so much talent thank youu love (reply to fan's art)

fan: Um. So I tweeted this to you before but alot has also changed since then sooo wanted to say thank you 🖤 🖤 @/ColbyBrock

proud of you, and good luck with your dreams darlin 🖤 you can accomplish anything with the right mindset and hard work. i believe in ya

time flies, and i’m so scared of losing my youth. it’s inevitable i know, but damn makes you wanna cherish every moment you got

Nov. 11 - i hate when nothing is wrong but nothing feels right

Nov. 12 - the person who makes you forget about the rest of the world

Nov. 13 - today marks 6 years since we posted our first YT video on the MAIN S&C account .. 🖤 what a wild ride

Nov. 14 - promise you i’m a good waste of time

Nov. 15 - @/katstuartmusic: “sunday is my funday” - colby brock 2020

🥂💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

fan: Colby u get drunk off of one white claw

fight me

other fan: my money is on mags

round house kicks to the face don’t feel too good

(is it bad that i like when colby gets weirdly violent with us sksksks)

Nov. 16 - the Why Dont We dudes are some of the nicest people in LA

*Nov. 17 - @/gabytriana: It’s out! Sam and Colby were so much fun to work with, and despite what Colby said, I did not hate him when we first met! 😆 Both he and Sam are super kind, smart, generous entertainers who know how to tell a good story! I love them both!! Happy Book Birthday, @/samandcolby

hahaha thank youu so much for all the hard work ! so excited it’s finally here

(interestingly enough, colby didn't delete his tweet… gaby did)

Nov. 19 - went to a Pyschic Reader tonight. my mind is blown. im not a skeptic anymore, video coming tomorrow

fan: Get ready for religious people to freak out

the psychic i talked to was religious, i’m not sure how but i think the two concepts can exist at the same time

Nov. 21 - hard to trust

fan: @/ColbyBrock hey, i love u lots

love you 🖤

Nov. 23 - fan: imagine if @/ColbyBrock responded to this

could you imagine

Nov. 24 - fan: lmao okay so my friend put this together when I FINALLY received Colby's reaper merch yesterday and I had to laugh, I am actually stupid. But I thought it was a lil funny so y'all can see it too then xx

hahahha love it. thank you. you’re not a sack of potatoes in my eyes

Nov. 27 - happy b day @/SamGolbach you know this and imma save the sappy shit for your big 25th bday but i wouldn’t be here without you. you’re the most intelligent, deep thinking dude i’ve ever met and i feel pretty damn lucky to be able to call you a business partner AND best friend

Nov. 28 - take it easy

Nov. 30 - should i hop back on tik tok?

Dec. 2 - @/aaron_doh: At least I got a photo shoot out of it 😄

whaaat. dude i wish you a speedy recovery

Dec. 3 - it’s hard to move on

Dec. 5 - a nice escape is all i need

welp. i guess i’m a lightweight

Dec. 9 - miss you

Dec. 14 - all the baggage that comes with me

Dec. 15 - been workin hard for you , announcement tomorrow

fan: omg are you pregaganant

how'd you know

@/samandcolby: announcement tomorrow… 2021 will be the best year of our lives (and probably most difficult)

fan: are we getting married?? is that why?

yes

i hate how having anxiety makes me nauseous. it’s the worst feeling

Dec. 16 - it’s all about living in the moment and making every. second. count.

fan: yeah @/ColbyBrock how much are you charging for tattoos…

free for you

Dec. 18 - big tool pic but i’ve been workin hard

@/mannymua733: we absolutely do not mind

hahahaha

(god damn… this pic is still so good lol)

also cold weather always makes me want a special someone to spend time with. cuddle buddy is neeeeeded

fan: okay but can we just take a second to appreciate how hard colby’s been working in the gym because dayum

thank you sweeeetheart

fan: HELP COLBY IS TRENDING

yoo i love you guys 🥺

Dec. 20 - got tatted last night and i barely remember

how i feel this morning (pic of him floating)

fan: you’ve seen elf on the shelf… but have you seen cole in a hole? (@/ColbyBrock)

i’m mad i laughed at this

Dec. 23 - why’d ya have to change on me

so bittersweet saying goodbye to my childhood home of 18 years… i’ll only be back to kansas to visit and sleep in hotels from now on. strange feeling, but so happy for my mom and dad for taking a chance and moving

it’s like i don’t have a real “home” anymore. since i move so much anyways it’s hard to find a spot to actually call home

fan: i just want to say that colby has helped me through so much this year. i had a tough year as many others did but you’ve seriously have helped me through so much. i love you so so much @/ColbyBrock

awh that’s why i make videos in the first place. for people like you

Dec. 24 - addicted to you

my mom and i are the weirdest duo on the planet when we’re together i swear

fan: Make a video with her for Christmas

my whole family despises being on camera 💔

Dec. 25 - fan: momma brock is the sweetest ever

she’s my favorite woman in the world

Merry Christmas friends ! 🖤

i wish i could have face tats for like one week but it doesn’t really work like that huh

Dec. 26 - everyone’s battling their own demons

Dec. 28 - fan: Colby drinking wine but he's such a lightweight that he's probably drunk, lmao @/ColbyBrock

🤫🤫🤫

fan: the vibes are fucking ethereal i’m guessing @/ColbyBrock

you got it

[bbarican]

february 04, 2023; 8:39 pm - weekend vibes

hi tumblr! how are you guys? kamusta naman february niyo so far? ako im just super grateful na super productive talaga recently; may mga hiccups at work pero kering keri naman

just a few life updates:

my parents are home from japan! and they bought me 6 new sonny angels! including. hippers and im so so so happy; theyre so flipping quirky and downright stupid and weird and i love all of them

they also bought a shit ton of snacks kaya hindi tayo magugutom for today’s video

i feel so bloated though cause of my period and i hate it

i have this short talk to conduct on friday for work and i really wish i wont be bloated parin by then para naman maganda ako diba; eh sakto yung topic pa ng talk ko is personality development + a make up tutorial for all my office girlies!

di ko nanaman nasusulatan planner ko sksksks bukas yon sakin for sure

i love my officemates; di ko naniniwala sa “dont be friends with your officemates” and “dont trust your officemates too much” kasi tbh sobrang genuine ng mga to sa office namin (atleast yung mga natira) kaya im forever grateful for them plus they just get me and my humor and my weirdness and my god awful laugh doesnt bother them

im low on budget meaning pan de manila + 7/11 coffee to the rescue tuwing nasa office

im just super happy na my parents are home, yung utos nila sakin nagawa ko naman lahat, and that i get to rest this weekend

thats it for now, tumblr. im gonna end the night by watching either the menu (which im really not sold on yet kasi it seems super pretentious) or a good old romcom para naman kiligin ako kahit slight

talk to you again soon, tumblr!

[lunalovegood00]

Kind of regretting delving into Legend Of Dugu suddenly. By episode 16, 17, and 18 it's kind of dragging bcs of that stupid shitty nasty emperor. Die you mean spirited person. Now I get why it was rated 7.9 on MyDramaList.

On ep 20: Just want to say what a fkg mess!! Ofc Yuwen Yu became hot tempered when he ascended the throne when Yuwen Hu treated him like that in the first day.

Ep23: I don't like to see how the children of the concubines bad to watch their mothers being punished. I guess it was the hierarchy. I also don't like the superficial relationship mantuo had to maintain with those children under her care. It just so unjustly. How her room can be seen from the outside, ewww. Finally I got to see the scenes that made me watch this drama, it was when banruo discovered her daughter had one blue eye.

Ep24: watching this drama is like reading bad manga. What was the use of you losing your cool in front of your servants and told them all of your plans?? It was obvious that Yuwen Yu was weak in front of Yuwen Hu. One was a feeble man and the other man was a cruel man. Yuwen Hu only cared about banruo, other than that he didn't really care about other ppl.

Ep25: don't blame yuwen Hu at all for being mad that his son got killed just bcs yuwen yu was insecure and wanted to kill him. I want to slap Yuwen Yu face so bad. The gall of him to smile after his disastrous plan but myb Kang Yuchi did divert from the original plan??

Ep27: OK dominant jialuo. We stan! Well banruo you should put the blame on Yuwen Yu too. If he didn't plot to kill Yuwen Hu, this wldn't happen.

Ep28: Although I'm annoyed by banruo mentioning Yuwen Hu, I do think her suggestion to make him gives up the military power makes sense. He was crazy and shld not hv that kind of power. But she shld stop at that. Yuwen Hu was valid to be mad that Yuwen Yu's plot had sacrificed his son. And the blame also shld be pointed toward Yuwen Yu for his false confidence and his shitty plan. Ptooih! good that Jialuo and YWY tried to dissuade banruo but yeah she had a rock head. Let's take a break, just want to remind that Yg Jian definitely had a soft spot for Jialuo until Mantuo framed her. Sksksks the way YWY parted and carried his crown curtains beads when banruo appeared was so funny. So cringe to watch the flashback of Yg Jian swearing that he wld wait for mantuo... Can't wait for him to know the truth and see what a snake she is.

Ep29 - I support what Yg Jian's personal servant said skskskskks mantuo at least has a husband who loved her so poor Jialuo to get this treatment from Yg Jian. Exactly! He thought both of them had chemistry just like what I said before. OK I know his name now, Zheng Rong. That soft look on YJ face... He did like her a bit. And bonus that she was pretty too. Skskskkskskw Zheng Rong I am now you fan. You were amazing giving yang jian a piece of your mind 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽. Mantuo was such a bitch that I hate to watch her parts, it's different if she was a good person. Before Officer Wang came to guide her, she was so immature with the tantrums, being coy that it was such annoying sight to see and now she just upgraded to be even more skilled two-faced btch. Ughh

Ep30 - I want to say poor geshu that his plans always foiled by his own master love to banruo but he can stuff it! so cruel to do that to pregnant woman. Idk he always cruel. I begin don't like this Officer Wang anymore. Sinister of her to involve children in this. Jialuo look so cool slicing that uhh sitar(?) with her sword. Zheng Rong! Zheng Rong! *chanting*

Ep31: tbh when I watched the blood paternity test idk whether it was true or it was something mantuo plot to make jinniang lost the Duke's trust. I KNEW IT!!! THAT VICIOUS BTCH. I don't mind if she just targeted jinniang but she also targeted innocent child in this... Wtf. Poor that boy. Prince Fucheng shld move on and just wish for Jialuo happiness coz why did he try to wreck her relationship with Yang Jian?? He was so annoying.

Ep32: Good that Yg Jian took initiative to apologise to Jialuo but I wonder why Jialuo didn't explain to him what happened with the dress that he gifted her?? Prince Fucheng was such a loser. Why Jialuo?? You know it is sensitive matter when it came to Prince Fucheng... You didn't even try to save your husband's face. Jialuo was in the fault this time.

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 37

zen is so drunk sksksk. now their arguing. android only does nerd shit with zen and doesnt party xD zen complains he never wants to try new things with him and until zorbolt came back he just stayed inside. wheatley is trying to sneak away wtf xD

zen asks the bartender to give him something? he gives him a small white orb and zen eats it! it sobers him?! senna is giving parsley a play by play xD zen places a hand on wheatleys shoulder and tells him to sit back down, they need to talk. parsley is taking his sweet time xD

zen puts a hand on android and reminds him he loves him and so does the rest of the family, but he can be quite overbearing. android takes offence xD hes not talking about just this quest hes been like this before cause of his trauma! big brother mentality. zen called him judgey and android scoffs xD

that time bubble put things in perspective for zen. he says android has been redirecting his hatred of organics onto teya and parsley. android is again taking offense. 'dont you think this is excessive?' zen does call out teya and parsley for not making it easy. android is so peeved his fans kick up xD

zen says its been hard for them. android snaps and says he doesnt understand. he had to relive that awful day weeks ago along with wheatley. how many bots he sent to be dismantled because he thought they were 'defective.' back on the trauma! he didnt 'try' to understand them and saw them as inferior. hearing wheatleys screams while possessed made him wonder if the others screamed like that. how can he possibly get rid of this guilt when hes constantly reminded of it. he runs.

zen says android is the last of the originals, the others went in the jars, and wonders if hes lonely. wheatley, android, both the last. zen wants to speak to wheatley. zen promises he wont yell at him. he admits he was upset but now hes just sad. that wheatley still doesnt believe he belongs. how hard god tried to fix wheatleys people, because he cared. because hes sorry.

zen says he knows we dont fully trust robogod for reading our minds without permission, but we saw the time bubble and what happaned. trust is hard. thats all he wanted to say. wheatley gently pulls zen off him and says he understands and its not the first time he was betrayed. he woke up disoriented and didnt know what was going on. he made an assumption and said something he didnt mean to.

wheatley messages senna if hes being guilt tripped. senna says maybe not intentionally and he can decide for himself if it is. he says he was just scared and he wont forget what god has done for him. (hes getting worse lol) he will apologize to android.

wheatleys dress is done! wheatley starts sobbing senna and teya both hug him. parsley walks in and feels awkward lol. he puts the dress in the token and comes over. wheatley wants to talk to little brother. senna says he can call him on the token and teya reminds him of his sending stone. parsley asks if he wants him to go find him. he can sure try. maybe god knows where he is?

we dont wanna talk to him rn xD wheatley finishes his orb xD thats not helping hes an emotional drunk. senna says they all need a drink. hes already emotional xD jack slowly hands an orb to wheatley xD then he hits on parsley XD wheatley says he wants to go home. senna says their working on it. time for her to get drunk! wheatley agrees xD

parsley asks if wheatley can delete memories? that permission was revoked from him. parsley is choosing to stay sober and babysit xD "I know you dont like me very much but you dont have to sit so far away!" aww senna. wheatley gets a few more orbs.

teya says shes having a belated bday drink oh no! senna promises to make her a cake! jack makes her a special bday drink! wheatley drunkedly wanders to the range and parsley follows him. this group is in shambles xD jack gives teya a big cup with lots of layers and colors.

wheatley is happy parsley wants to spend time with him xD hes gonna use spears? parsley tells him to wait and he grabs something from the bar. he wants the white orb for wheatley. wheatley says he had a spear long ago when he was in the military. parsley offers to take him shopping for a spear. he has to remind wheatley he has a map xD

senna leans against teya and is drunk and sad. she says she was only slightly older than teya when she left home. she name drops The Stupids xD teya tells jack to cut her off xD wheatley is drunkedly trying to ask for a spear to parsley has to step in xD

wheatley is totally gonna hurt himself xD wheatley starts saying he can survive on his own ouch. after getting lost wheatley starts crying and says he misses teya and senna xD

senna just rubs her face on teya's shoulder like a cat. she finishes her bottle and asks what teya would wish for. senna says teya can have hers if shit goes topside. she also avoids answering what she would wish for xD teya says no more wine xD she does mention her liver is fucked up enough she wont get alcohol poisoning. then she starts ranting about the bitch ass dragon. she suggests finding a dragons skeleton for teya xD she cups teyas face and comments on her being purple and suddenly stops and gets sad.

parsley walks in! wheatley says their gonna kiss and senna says shes sorry and backs away. parsley whispers to wheatley that some peoplke get sad when drunk xD she looks at the 3 of them and stumbles out the door. parsley says hes gonna go after her.

parsley asks if shes ok and offers to help her find those beds from last time. she gets very quiet. then she starts commenting on how much older she is from teya and how she will probably outlive her anyway. she asks how long parsley might live. hes not sure lol. she tells him to live a life with as few regrets as possible. he just gives her a weird look.

he coughs and asks if she needs to talk about something. 'do you?' he says no. 'anything you NEED to talk about?' 'i dunno.' hes never been good at talking about things, neither is she xD 'wanna talk about dying?' senna wtf xD she says shes been alone for like 300 years and seeing the others, they are fun. she apologizes for making him go back to the feywilds, she didnt know how bad it would be for him. she says his moms a bitch, agreed xD

he apologizes for nearly drowning her and offers to teach her to swim. 'ill hold you to that then.' she says she almost got into the feywilds once, awful decision really. bedtime for senna! he looks at the plumbing nice. he says hes glad he met her too awwwwwwww.

wheatley and teya are having fun xD wheatley drops lore but no one hears it wtf xD parsley asks why jack is always polishing cups lol. wheatley makes grabby hands at parsley xD jack is excited to be a real bartender after we kill zorbolt. wheatley wants hugs parsley! he asks where senna is, wheatley needs a rest. parsley gets some to go bottles. bed time for drunk bastards! parsley shows them the pipes!

senna wakes up 4 hours later with an awful hangover. she finishes the water parsley left and gets up. wheatley is just laying there and senna wants to find some food. off they go! maybe they can go find little brother. senna tries to figure out how to get the map on her token. wheatley got it to work! but its the map from the regular world noooo. then it shows a list of other maps lol. senna tries to make it work and it does nice. time to find food!

she asks the map to find little brother but that didnt work rip. we ask the chef if hes seen him, hes at the church! its a dome. a long hall with some giant doors leading to the dome. bots creating small constructs in worship of robogod. senna nudges wheatley, time to look for little brother. senna knocks on some of the doors looking for them. a priest ushers us in so we can speak to lil bro.

family reunion! hes been learning a lot. SP runs over wheatleys foot and calls out to him. he says its required to build constructs to be a part of the faith in tribute. he has one from every worshiper he ever had. he can make small levers right now great job! aww he wants to be like wheatley awwwwww. senna is just watching them very fondly.

parsley is playing dressup apparently xD

[mr-stottlemonk]

Do you have any advice for writing a link story?

I just started writing! Do you have any advice? Or any story plots lol

omg hello! i'm not exactly sure what you mean by link story (so send me another ask to correct me if im wrong, dear!). i'm guessing you mean connected to an episode!

i'd say choose a particular scene; connect it to an emotion that seemed quite prevelant in that scene or one that you wish was explored! eg: for Mr. Monk and The Bad Girlfriend - there's a lot of angst there. so, personally, i go the 'Stottlemeyer is angry and heartbroken. About both Linda and Monk. Linda for hurting him and Monk for being so far out of reach'

best advice i have for characterization is keep (re)watching the episodes. especially s2 and forewards! if you're looking to dive into their relationship more (there's more body language there, more compliments etc).

When I'm writing Stottlemeyer, i try to put myself in the shoes of a man who cares not only for Monk but for his job, for doing the right thing. But also he's a man quickly overwhelmed by anger and worry; he's quick to protect and also assume. He's smitten to his very bones.

With Monk, it's a bit more confusing - he doesn't only think of one thing at a time, and if he does it's to such a concentrated point. When I write Monk i try to put myself in a shoes of a man who is a wreck, he is searching for peace but can't find it, he is constantly overwhelmed and worried. when he isn't its either because he is distracted for the moment or he's in the presence of people he trusts and loves: Stottlemeyer, Natalie, Sharona, Trudy, Randy. He also cares and worries very deeply.

sksksks, i feel like im rambling so i'll put the plot ideas under the cut!

plot ideas!! i have tons...

if you're looking for canon related plot:

-> Monk's feelings after Mr. Monk Makes a Friend

-> Leland's feelings and overprotective behaviour towards Monk after Mr. Monk is On the Run.

-> Possible Stottlemeyer/Monk secret relationship - some detectives either take notice or almost walk in on them (talking, sitting close, kissing or whatever you want)

-> Angst take: Leland is not having a good day and he snaps it out on Adrian. Ends up regretting it big time. Confession time :)

-> The precinct calls Monk in when the Captain is in a bad mood.

-> They have to pretend to be a couple for a case

-> Stottlemeyer heads to Monk's place after a pretty bad date.

-> Monk is having a pretty bad day himself and Leland notices. Takes him home.

-> Dr. Kroger catches something: Monk's increased mentioning of Stottlemeyer.

For aus:

-> Catboy au (if you're in the brain rot along with us, lol)

-> Neighbours au - they're neighbours; thus they meet each other differently

-> Living together - literally any domestic plot (cleaning together, moving in together) or disagreements (Leland keeps forgetting to load the dishwasher or Adrian needs to stop going into Leland's room)

-> blind date au: randy and natalie are good friends who think their respective friends (Stottlemeyer and Monk) may get along so they set up a date for them

-> A/B/O au: Leland's scent is the only thing that doesnt overwhelm Adrian

woah, those are quite a number... i am so sorry if i have overwhelmed you haha. pls excuse my rambling.

anyway. i hope these help!! i am cheering for you dear <3. don't stress too much, have fun! write whatever you want, whatever you wanted to see or add. if you want some references or guidance another great thing to do is read fics for them! so re-read any of the stottlemonk fics you really like and study those.

feel free to send another ask if you'd like. my dms are open too if you're comfortable with that 💕🙇.

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Dearest Sunshine,

I hope this ask finds you well and that you’re doing amazing. How do I get guys to notice me? I think I’m starting to crave male validation a bit but I know that too much can be bad. I’ve changed up my wardrobe recently to be more feminine and cutesy because dressing like that makes me feel really pretty but I was hoping it would help guys notice me too. I think i’ve started to delude myself into thinking that if I wear a really pretty outfit outside then like 10 boys will come up to me and start talking to me. (I’m not dressing for them, but maybe I want to get noticed a bit 😞)

I definitely want to put myself out there but I don’t even know how to talk to boys.

Hello my love, i hope you are doing well. Let me start by saying that i am not an expert on talking to men, the fact that i found my boyfriend at all is something of a miracle in itself, so i may not be the best person to come to for advice, but i will try anyways 💕

First things first: confidence is key. Everyone loves confidence, whether they realize it or not. We're all attracted to people who have high self esteem and are very sure of yourselves, so start by working on your confidence. Positive affirmations help a lot. I recommend getting Self Esteem (3rd Edition) by Matthew McKay: i got it for 50 cents at a surplus store and it has done wonders for my self esteem and how i view myself. I think it would be helpful in building your confidence.

Next, don't worry about what you wear. I've pulled guys when i wore leggings, sweatshirts, old shorts, and tie dye shirts i made myself. Looks do not always matter. If a guy is interested in you and he wants to talk to you, trust me, he will. Don't worry your pretty head about being feminine or looking a certain way to attract guys.

Be friendly! I know it's hard when you're nervous, but the best way to get to know people is by being friendly and talking with them. See a cute guy in the grocery store? Ask him about something he has in his shopping cart, start a conversation. At the gym when you see a hot guy? Ask him how to use a specific machine and chat if you can. Just let things flow naturally. If he doesn't want to talk, just let him go, there's plenty of fish in the sea. If he does talk, ask him about himself: does he buy this product every time he goes grocery shopping, what recipes does he use this food in, how long has he been going to the gym, what does his workout routine consist of. Again, if he doesn't want to talk, he won't, so don't force it. Just relax and see where things go.

If you're REALLY desperate for attention, you could always post nudes on nsfw twitter. That's what i did for a while and it satisfied me for a bit (tbh that's actually how i met my boyfriend sksksk but that's a story for a different day). If you post nudes, don't show your face, don't share your real name or location, don't give out any clues as to who you are and where you live. Be as anonymous as possible. It may help satisfy your urge for male attention.

Overall, just be yourself. If a guy really wants to get to know you, he wants to know the REAL you, not just who you present yourself to be.

I hope you find what you're looking for sweetie, stay safe, love you 💕

[sttrawberries]

"It was a fun Friday night out for her but patrol night for him. She wasn’t really supposed to know that, but there was a certain rhythm to his behaviour." 👀

“Do you still have me saved in your phone as ‘Wrong About the Poetic Edda?” WHAT JSJSJSJ

"She had him renamed him ‘New To Nordic Literature’ in retaliation." I loved them😂

"She felt thrilled, and awed, that he trusted her this much." 💞

"You’re following official doctor’s orders here and were prescribed whatever it is you’re on." 🤣

“He sounded oddly strangled." 🤨

"They had a very serious conversation about beets." i want to know the details please sksksk

WAIT SHE'S STILL ON THE CALL

"She removed her hand with a gasp she tried to choke back. She pulled the blankets up to her eyeballs." FIUF THAT WAS CLOSE

“Goodnight Jason,” she whispered, and ended the call."🥺

Moments in Between - Good Night (*)

Characters: Jason Todd x fem!oc

Rating and warnings: M (nsfw), female masturbation

Word Count: 1,134

Summary: Jason calls Andy late one night. His voice inspires certain feelings in her, despite her best efforts.

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Andy walked in through her front door just as her phone started to ring. It was Jason. 

She raised an eyebrow at the caller ID and slung her tiny handbag off her shoulder and kicked off her heels. It was a fun Friday night out for her but patrol night for him. She wasn’t really supposed to know that, but there was a certain rhythm to his behaviour. She glanced at the clock. 2AM. Too early for him to have finished up, unless something was wrong. 

She accepted the call before the panic that thought triggered could seize her. 

“Jay? What is it? Are you alright?”

“I… Andy?” he said. He didn’t sound hurt, just surprised.

She braced a hand on the wall partly to steady herself against the instant burst of relief, and partly to make the room stop swaying. She was, perhaps, a little drunk. 

“Huh.  I was trying to call ol’ Wonder boy,” he muttered. 

She cocked her head and tried to puzzle out who that might be. Jason was a man of many mysteries and too many nicknames. …Wait. 

“Do you still have me saved in your phone as ‘Wrong About the Poetic Edda?” 

“Why,” he said through a yawn, “have you stopped being wrong?”

She looked to the heavens for patience. She had him renamed him ‘New To Nordic Literature’ in retaliation.  

He laughed at her when she didn’t respond. She deigned to ignore it. 

“You don’t need anything then?” 

“Hm?”

“You called me,” she said. She switched the phone to loudspeaker and padded into the kitchen on aching feet. “You sound out of it.”

“Oh yeah. Well. I just need someone to talk to while I fall asleep. ‘S like that time with that old guy in Siberia.”

“...You’re on something. Did you get injured?”

“Nu-uh. You’re not allowed to ask.”

She scowled at her phone. “Whaddaya mean, ‘not allowed’?”

“Hmm, I’ll hang up.”

“Outrageous,” she mouthed at a sleeping Marlow, who presumably agreed. 

“Okay. I won’t ask, but you have to tell me you’ve gotten everything seen to by a pro. You’re following official doctor’s orders here and were prescribed whatever it is you’re on. Can you tell me that?”

“Yes, ma’am.” 

“Okay. Tell me about Siberia.”

There was a long pause. “Siberia?” He sounded a little more like his normal sharp self.

“You said something about an old guy in Siberia?”

“Oh. Right.” The sharpness slid off again and he started a rambling story in a rough but low voice. There were some suspicious gaps and elements that didn’t really make sense. She was pretty sure there had been an old guy in Russia at some point. She didn’t think he had really taught Jason how to make borscht. She didn’t ask. 

She shimmied out of her cocktail dress and kicked it in the direction of the laundry hamper as she listened, offering encouraging reaction sounds where appropriate. She unhooked her bra with a long sigh of relief, made a cup of chamomile, and ran herself a bath. 

This was the most unguarded she had ever seen him. Even his breakdown after Joker’s most recent Arkham escape took place behind his towering walls. He was also so sharp, so controlled, even his bursts of emotion were intentional. 

This Jason was a different beast entirely. She listened with a soft smile. 

She felt thrilled, and awed, that he trusted her this much. He could have just hung up after realising he’d called the wrong person. She was determined not to mess it up. His voice drifting through the house was warm and comforting. 

She slipped into the bath with a splash.

“What are you doing?” Jason asked, interrupting himself. 

She tipped her head back against the porcelain, relishing the smell of rosemary and oranges. “Taking a bath. I’m filthy.”

“You could never be filthy.”

“Sure I can. Natalie spilled her prosecco down the front of my dress, my chest is all sticky.” She trailed the suds up through the valley between her breasts.

“Oh.” He sounded oddly strangled. 

“Jason? You okay?”

He cleared his throat. “Fine.” He suddenly sounded gruff. “Enjoy your bath.”

She hesitated, rerunning in her head what she’d said. She must be tipsier than she thought.

“You were telling me about beets,” she said, her cheeks warm. 

“Yes. Beets.” 

They had a very serious conversation about beets. 

She finished up her bath, dried off, and padded around the apartment in her negligee. Jason’s voice was getting slower and deeper. 

“Marlow says goodnight. Marlow, say goodnight.” she held out her phone. 

The dog let out a sleepy, “ruff.”

Jason let out a rolling chuckle. “Good night, Marlow.”

She headed to her room and sat up in bed. There was a toy in the bedside table that she had had ambitions for this evening, but she couldn’t possibly now. 

Jason’s voice rumbled increasingly deep and sleepy. It was like the perfect hot cocoa, dark and rich with just a hint of spice, still sweet and creamy on the tongue.

She sank down into her bed, wiggling her toes in comfort. She switched off the loudspeaker and put the phone on the pillow by her head. Her responses were quieter now.  

That rumbling voice sank through her. 

Idly, her fingers skated over her warm body. The silk of her negligee had ridden up to her hips and it felt nice pulled against her. The tips of her fingers slid over her panties to press and rub ever so gently against herself. The soft fabric grew damp. 

Jason whispered in her ear, plucking at her nerve endings. It was like she was drowning in it. 

Fingers pressed harder against flushed skin. Her breathing hitched.

Jason said something irreverent, she replied in kind. He laughed, that sardonic, slightly mean chuckle of his. She shivered. Her eyes fell closed. 

She pushed her underwear aside and sank a finger into herself. 

She imagined it was one of his thick, calloused  fingers. The towering Red Hood, leaning over her, effortlessly pinning her to the bed. 

Her eyes snapped open. 

She removed her hand with a gasp she tried to choke back. She pulled the blankets up to her eyeballs.

“Hm?” Jason murmured. 

“Nothin’,” she whispered. 

“Mm,” he hummed, barely awake. 

It was a good thing he was drugged to the gils or she would have never gotten away with that. Miserably horny, she listened to his rolling voice resume whatever half remembered story he had been telling. She wanted to bite the blanket and scream. It probably wouldn’t help. 

Slowly his voice petered out, and at last she heard only quiet breathing on the other side. 

Something hitched in her chest. A desire sweeter and more elusive than the one burning in her abdomen. She listened for a few minutes, soaking it in. 

“Goodnight Jason,” she whispered, and ended the call. 

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