#Sinuses

[amethystsoda]

[plzsnz]

massaging someones full & itchy sinuses until snots dripping freely from their nostrils👁👁

[ilikevintagebooks]

The Cavities in the bones of the face subject to catarrh

-Plain Home Talk 1902

[floralcavern]

Any advice to help clear up my sinuses?

[sneezarify]

Have I lost it or is the word “sinuses” sexy as HELL?

used in a snz context of course.

“my sinuses are all messed up”

[narratively-complex-refuse-heap]

Barometric pressure headaches are so embarrassing like yeah sorry the fucking weather is going to change a bit and my stupid cringefail sinuses or blood vessels or whatever can’t handle it because I’m a delicate flower yeah sorry I’m going to be filled with mildly evil intent for 24 hours because there’s this persistent dull pain at my temples like whose idea was this

[lycrabustier]

when it works, it really works.

[pseuddamntired]

Somebody make me feel better by telling me that there’s a benefit to having sinuses because they hurt so much right now

[sebsxphia]

Seb I'm so sorry to hear you're sick, I know this time of the year between winter's death throes and the beginning of spring is super gross (although nothing can beat the first allergy flare-ups when the trees and the flowers start blooming, lol).

I know for a fact though that Rhett and Bob would take such good care of you. They're probably calling up their parents for home remedies and such (Royal's mom used to make the best chicken soup on the planet and Bob's Meemaw knew how to find all the wild medicine plants). Bob's making you a hot tea while Rhett's airing out the house since it's finally warm enough to do so. Bob's putting orange and peppermint oil in his little diffuser to freshen things up and to help you clear out your nasal passages.

Even though the budding plants and trees are probably the worst thing for your nasal passages, Rhett and Bob both insist on bringing you outside for fresh air. You can already see the first sings of spring, the bluebirds, cardinals, bullfinches and tufted titmice all at the birdfeeder (Rhett loves that thing along with the hilarious shenanigans of squirrels trying to get in it, lol). Bob even clears off the debris that had collected on the stone birdbath and scrubs the yuckies off the St. Francis and goddess Brigid statues in the backyard (Rhett inherited the St. Francis one from Royal who didn't want Perry wrecking it, but he had the Brigid one made by a buddy of his who was a well known stonemason).

Seb honey, I hope this makes you feel a little bit better, there's so much more I could've put in here but I didn't wanna overload it. Already in the yard, I can see signs of spring and I'm only hoping it's soon that it comes. Feel better m'dear.

ohhhh my goodness, my love! bless you! 🥹 this was such a comforting read and is exactly what i need rn! i’m still feeling poorly and my ears are all blocked up, so bobby and rhett making sure they’re doing everything to clear out my sinuses would be the DREAM 🥹 they would be so good with dotting on you and ensuring you get enough fresh air, before you feel too exhausted and need a little nap.

it absolutely does make me feel better my love! thank you so much for this! mwah! 💌💗🫶🏻

[o-the-mts]

My sinuses are being an asshole.

[catalogercas]

Ah, Pollen, my greatest nemesis, we meet again.

[sushigrade]

Me: what a lovely spring day! All the trees and flowers are in... bloom... Entire plant kingdom: GET 'IM BOYS Me: oh no

[magnusaethereus]

i think a good superpower would be the ability to instantly clear out anyones sinuses, with no consequences. you’d be very popular with your friends and family and to everyone else it could be a sneaky money making scheme. imagine you sell a remedy (placebo) that clears out peoples sinuses and at a point after you’ve made the sale of the “medication” you use the power, people will swear by it as the most effective treatment. you could also have a side hustle where you pretend to be magic and like get people to pay you for that then bring in some fancy card tricks to really sell it.

just a thought.

[floralcavern]

Does this count as a vent playlist?

I’m not doing great

[officialboredom]

My sinuses hurt today. I can feel it right in my sinussy

[thistlecore]

its OVER <- mildly sick