#snorting

[krakerjaksstuff]

@canastadisastrous

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

[reydeyflummyx759z]

That moment when a person who sneezes snorts afterwards... Or snorts before a sneeze.

The cutest part is when the snorting is part of the hitching... Or the preamble to the sneeze.

My IRL friend did this. She always flared her nostrils, snort loudly, and then sneeze.

I don't know, but that quirk was always adorable to me.

[gokusclit]

Cishet people using top and bottom is so funny like oh yeah you bottom for your boyfriend girl? Revolutionary

[as-seen-0n-tv]

I wanna snort this song

[snortinggliter]

[epistrefei]

you find artemis wrangling a bunch of kids in the middle of the wilderness in what is clearly a summer camp wyd

[iswearillneverloveagain]

it's never been this bad and i don't know if i can stop i am all alone i don't have any friends nowhere to go no one to talk and ask for help i am so alone and it's so much easier to stay in the rock bottom instead of try to get better

[lunaetis]

niko vc: am i the one you're looking for? :)c me, in the bg just going crazy over them !!!

are you eden's type ? || accepting

​​​─「エデン」─  " almost all checked ? where have you been all my life ? " the way a playful smile settled on her expression was coupled with a certain mellowed softness in her golden hues. her head craned to the side, eyes not leaving him. the TRAILBLAZER took a step closer to him, hands linked behind her back and leaning up. there was just something extremely pleasant in the way she gets to look up at him. if she had a tail, it'd be swishing in delight behind her. she flashed him a cheeky, almost a wolfish grin. a slight flash of her fangs, too.

                " maybe you are. are you going to indulge me, then ? you'd let me make you mine ? " around him, she felt calm. she felt like the stellaron was active and dormant all at the same time. she felt drawn, felt accepted. he also brought out that PLAYFUL side she could hardly hold back. " for an almost perfect sheet, i should give you a reward. what would you like ? "

▸▸ [ @metrictita ]

[lucasperezsstuff]

Hit me up if interested

[mafiatsunafish]

The commentator just straight up play Max (Rolando) AI Hero cover to celebrate 😂😂😂😂

And then Young and Beautiful

He is just playing the whole album now

[bilesandthesourwolf]

fun fact: my mom’s surname is sturgeon

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

[zombocomme]

... OK that was smooth....

they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours

[officialspec]

hello? hello? can anyone hear m

[skwonkk]