#Single Row

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[elliaellia-blog]

Single Row | Close to Lazy River | Resale

[bunnieswithknives]

How much can you fit under your skin?

For @warning-heckboop's AU :3

[sergle]

HOW are you still listening to the mcelroys

i know it's a little silly and quirky of me, but i actually still watch/read/listen to lots of things even when they aren't trending on tumblr anymore

[lunar-wandering]

so there's this tiktok trend-

[aliteralchicken]

I think Gotham celebrates bisexual visibility day more than most because the odds of getting snuck up on by a vigilante are significantly lowered for 24 hours

[moeblob]

Happy Birthday to Ferdinand von Aegir!

I actually made 33 emotes, affectionately known as Aegirglyphics to some, for my own personal use on discord. However, I figure why not share some of them! They're free to use for discord servers/icons/pfps or whatever. However, my only request is Do NOT use them as subscriber emotes on Twitch. You can make them free follower emotes but you are not to make them locked behind a paywall.

[scruncheduppaper]

boys… we’ve gone digital

[fjordfolk]

Finally put this years' ribbon crops up with last year's, technically our last shows are this weekend but mentally I think we're both done for the season and doubt she'll place. Still can't believe she grabbed a CC at a specialty show with 85 entries tho

[kiyomitakada]

[shaking like a drowned chihuahua] hi everyone @whyamihereat4am introduced me to this video and i am going fucking insane. why is this the best video i have ever watched. did you all know about this already. how did it pick out the animatic i had in my brain and make it into real people. holy shit. i can't breathe just watch it please watch it immediately

[elliaellia-blog]

RAYA | NEW LAUNCH | Single Row | Quality Living Raya

[ellieellieoxenfree]

insane to me that in all the time people have been feeding me jiang cheng propaganda, no one told me that man is a single PTA mom to the core

[cicerfics]

Someday, perhaps, you will find yourself at a farmer's market, admiring a flower stall.

Listen closely, so you can learn from the mistake I just made.

You may find yourself inspecting the bouquets on display, which are selling for $20.

You may think, "Yes, this is a normal amount of money to pay for a normal quantity of organic flowers! I shall partake and thereby support my local farmers and small business owners!"

You may decide that what you REALLY want on this particular day is a bouquet of the different types of eucalyptus on display, scattered loose around the stall in large buckets of water.

The stall-keeper may inform you that he will sell you three half-bunches of eucalyptus for $20.

You may think, "That is a very reasonable amount of eucalyptus! I will make one normal-sizes arrangement for my dining room table, and several tiny bouquets to place in my bedroom and bathroom and so forth. This is an excellent plan that cannot possibly fail."

The stall-keeper may tell you that it will take him a minute to prepare your order, since you are not buying a premade bouquet, and to feel free to continue shopping the market while he makes up your eucalyptus bouquet.

You might happily browse the nearby stalls, purchase some dates, and run into your therapist. You might say hello and hug her, and therefore not pay the smallest amount of attention to the bouquet construction going on behind you.

You may then return to the flower stall, and the stall-keeper may say, "Here you go! $20, please. :)"

And. The nice stall-keeper might then hand you an entire WHEELBARROW full of eucalyptus (give or take a few sprigs) bound with perhaps three full yards of twine in a desperate attempt to keep it all together.

There is enough eucalyptus to feed an army of koalas.

There is enough eucalyptus to act as a flail.

Your first thought may be, They beat Jesus with that.

Your second thought may be, This is far too much eucalyptus, but this nice man just spent eight minutes making up this bouquet and I cannot possibly ask him to pull it apart and start over with less eucalyptus.

You might decide to meekly pay your $20 and carry away your ridiculous surplus of eucalyptus, because what else can one do in such a predicament?

After a certain amount of time, it might dawn on you that eucalyptus is considered a greenery and a filler, and therefore $20 of flowers translates to about a truckload of filler, and perhaps you should have foreseen this problem.

You did not foresee this problem, and now you live within a jungle of eucalyptus.

...This has been a public service announcement.

[greenbloods]

What Rhaegar Saw

From my blood come the prince that was promised, and his shall be the song of ice and fire. Born amidst salt and smoke beneath a bleeding star, he is the warrior that brings the light against the doom that gathers in the darkness. Three heads shall have the dragon that dances against the cold, for fire and blood must win the war for the dawn.

[My citations for how I created the wording of the Prince that was Promised prophecy is here, and the glyphs are all made by me.]

"As a young boy, the Prince of Dragonstone was bookish to a fault. He was reading so early that men said Queen Rhaella must have swallowed some books and a candle whilst he was in her womb. Rhaegar took no interest in the play of other children. The maesters were awed by his wits, but his father’s knights would jest sourly that Baelor the Blessed had been born again. Until one day Prince Rhaegar found something in his scrolls that changed him. No one knows what it might have been, only that the boy suddenly appeared early one morning in the yard as the knights were donning their steel. He walked up to Ser Willem Darry, the master-at-arms, and said, ‘I will require sword and armor. It seems I must be a warrior.”

Happy Harlaween @tyriongirl!!

[thereisabearonmyceiling]

rain world gaming part 2!

this one's entirely dedicated to my least favourite region, because i've been stuck in it for way too long in my survivor playthrough <3

(higher res pictures under the cut)

fun fact: shaded citadel is the reason i didn't finish my first ever rain world playthrough & quit the game entirely for several months! i have a fucking history with this place

[stromuprisahat]

Six of Crows- Chapter 24 (Leigh Bardugo)

Poor prisoners in high-security cells of Ice Court's prison- even at night, there's light going through a small window in their door.

How could their captors be so cruel and deny them the basic need of sleep?

*cough* Rule of Wolves- Chapter 9 *cough*

The "Heroes" have no qualms imprisoning powerless Darkling in a glass terrarium with permanent daylight.

The irony of Zoya praising Nikolai's humanitarian tendencies right before she introduces WHAT he built... yeah, such a nice guy...

I'd also like to point out one my total top "favourite" phrases- Sun Soldiers, heirs to Alina Starkov's power. That's what helps you sleep at night, Zoya?! Make it a matter of inheritance?! Something to be passed down on other people?! Not the worst kind of tragedy- the butchery of Alina's very being?! Disgusting, how she treats Alina as some sort of benevolent icon living her secret dream. Zoya doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing her personally, of not being present when were Alina's powers ripped out of her.

(If there's something unnatural in all of these books, it's those so called Sun Soldiers.)

And back to the Darkling- I'm sure those nice, obedient Soldiers hold no grudge and don't abuse the power they have over him now.

Which gets us back to Darkles' living conditions- apparently, he's a disgusting whore for making himself at least a little bit comfortable.

I'm sure he suffers no migraines or other light-related pains or issues. He's just a bit warm. :)

And the lack of even the most basic camp bed is completely normal. Fjerdans don't give their high-sec prisoners furniture either!