#Simon d fake text

[icarustypicalfall]

HEAD CANONS!!

how cod men would use their phones

this is my first time doing head canons lmao if its bad just forget it 😭 i tried to be realistic but that was extremely dump lmaoo

warnings: none, totally sfw and maybe funny? 😀

captain john price

honestly, i see him as the type of people who'll lecture you when they see you using a phone, while he plays candy crush and similar games on a loop when he's alone. he isn't much interested in social media, maybe he'll use Twitter for infos and What's up to talk with his team. Otherwise, he'd be a Facebook dad watching videos with that annoying laugh on full volume while cackling. Gaz tried to  convince him to use other platforms but it resulted in Price giving him a 10 minutes lecture on how bad social media is.

(john secretly watch tiktok video complications on YouTube)

simon ghost riley

he doesn't use his phone much, he knows how it can be addicting and he has much things on his mind to worry about being social with others. although, he looks for dad jokes and have a laugh at them when he's alone. his camera roll is full of blurry pictures he took by mistake and screenshots of recipes.

kyle gaz garrick

he's the youngest and the one who convinced price into buying a phone. i think Kyle is the the type of people who'd be popular on every platform, twitter, Instagram, you name it. he's funny (also really handsome 🤭) which makes it easy for him to have much moots and friends. He watches streams or horror stories at 2 am. (spoiler: he got scared more than once)

johnny soap Mactavish

he watches shitty shows on Netflix to complain about them. he loves, and i mean really loves annoying people with stupid meaningless Messages when he's bored. if you are texting him, god be with you, this man makes 20 typos in a single word. he'd make comments on random posts to fight people for months.

"jus fer fun lass/lad"

(sorry if this isn't how Scottish people actually talk I've seen it around in fics 😭)

he looses arguments most of the time and asks Alejandro for some back up.

Alejandro vargas

he uses his phone to call only, he despises texting and if he did, it'll be like this

you:"when shall i meet you tomorrow?"

Alejandro:"9"

you:"pm?"

Alejandro:"👍🏻"

although, he takes lots of pictures, sends them to you most of the time. rudy forced him to make an Instagram account and he ended by liking it.

rudy parra

this cute man 🤭💕 he might be a military man, but he has a soft spot for cute videos of pepole taking care of animals. he'd watch them for hours. he doesn't use his phone much due to his job but he's keeps up with the trends and explains them to you if you're confused.

i can see him using this one a lot :3

Phillip graves

he hates social media, he uses what's up to send to his shadows shirtless pictures of him. he'd drop the most heart wrenching pic ever and say"what's for dinner" (you sir 🤭)

he secretly loves watching those videos of reddit stories, he knows it's probably fake but he lives for the drama and enjoys it.

-fin-

i hope y'all like it, it's shitty and short lmao.

i Just got up from a nap lmao can't believe people actually liked my other work

shall i do other operaters from like Kor-Tac and ghosts? (and yes i know König is in Kor-Tac)

*just realized I didn't add tags im

✨d u m p ✨*

[lesbianwyllravengard]

do you have any good DBH fic recommendation lists?

Oh my God YES (Mostly Reed900 and Simarkus :D)

The first fic I'll always recommend to everyone is Leading By Example by Kurana. It's hands down the best Simarkus fic I've ever read, and one of the best fics I've ever read in general. It's got fake relationship to lovers, mutual pining, sharing a bed, emotional intimacy, good North content, dad Carl, even some minor dad Hank in the background, and a cool plot with Kamski that interprets his character a bit differently than I would but is just as fascinating and intriguing. I love it so much and it makes me feel emotions I didn't know I had. I still cry everytime I read it.

White Lilac by WritingIsMyCoffee - This has LOTS of Dad Hank/Anderson Fam content, which is why I read it in the first place. It's kinda Chloe x Connor centric, which I don't ship but I didn't mind it, and it was cute for the story. There's background Simarkus and developing Reed900. Very angsty, but has a happy ending.

From now on forever by KaterinaSentByCyberLife, if you like wedding fluff (I usually don’t, but this one is so good). Reed900, background Simarkus, and Dad Hank, it’s beautiful I love it a lot

Interstellar Methods of Love and Murder by wordscavenger. It's Simarkus and Reed900, and an AU fic. idk what the AU is exactly but they're gay and in space, shit goes down, and they have to stop it. It's got a super cool plot and the pining is real. I love it. Also has funny RK bros shenanigans.

and the secret garden bloomed and bloomed by farouche. It's a beautiful modern AU Simarkus fic and also Simon works in a flower shop and Markus is an artist who's drawn to him. There's also some funny Daniel and Simon being brothers content.

Heavenly Bodies by raphae11e - Simarkus canon compliant AU, everything's the same except the revolution lasts several months rather than a week, and there's so much mutual pining.

welcome to hell by honeybvnches. It’s like a texting fic and it is hilarious, it’s Simarkus with background Chloenorth and Reed900

Turning the Tide by LupoLight and He's My Partner by LupoLight. They’re not related fics but I like them both a lot.

Nines is Nefarious by AndroidTrash800. It's a Reed900 Dexter AU (basically, serial killer with morals) and it's amazing. It's also funny and angsty but with a beautiful happy ending. Also Dad Hank <3

Time in a Tree and The Last Romance by SunshineHead. It's a two part series and it's so sad and sweet and ofc it has a happy ending bc I can't do angst without a happy ending but it def made me tear up. More Dad Hank <3 (Nines is called Conan in this series but I just downloaded it as an epub, opened it through the Calibre e-book editor, and used the find and replace feature to replace every instance of "Conan" with "Nines" bc I can't read him with a different name djfhsj)

GRIND ME DOWN by @texssins (texs_sins on ao3). I was expecting smut with casual plot and got blindsided by some excellent angst. There's also a twist that I SHOULD have seen coming but definitely didn't and it was awesome.

And of course, last but certainly not least, I have to recommend Adapt and Endure (the fic and the comic) by @aydaptic. It's a staple Reed900 fic. The second part - Liberosis - is great as well.

There’s probably more, but these are just the ones off the top of my head. If you have any fic recs too I’d LOVE to see them <333

[fanficfanattic]

Got tagged by several lovely people because no one knew I’d already been tagged. Because it took me several hours to copy/paste WIP titles/first sentences into a document lolol. Super happy to finally make it happen though @orbitalpirate @kvetchinglyneurotic and @jamietarttdodododododo !

Game: put the titles of your WIPs, reguardless of how vague or uninformative they are and let people send asks about them. Tag some people, maybe the amount of WIPs you have.

A) I’m big in Ted Lasso so I’m only posting the 120 for this fandom. If someone wants the list of 50 for Dirk Gently or 2 dozen for My Hero Academia; just holler at me!

Battler

Choir Jamie

Jamie v Nate

Back’s Against the Wall, Takes the Hit For Us All

Block His Number

Sam's Dad Take 1

You've Become a Good Person

Jamie Forgives Nate

Season 2 era Dani/Jamie

"Higgins ""well I think if you care about"

Playlist Fic

Keeley Got Pregnant Season 1

A/B/O: All Roy's Headbutts Damage His Scent

James Tart Sr Plants Drugs

Jamie to Ted But Kind of Everyone.

Memories

Dad Like a Hornet

Season One or Two

Henry Calls Ted So He Can Talk to Jamie

Bus Ride Nightmare

Soulmate AU

Beard

Jamie's Coming Out Movies Playlists

Decided on LCA Because Healing Broken Ribs

Jamie's Aunties

One of the Georgie Brings a Video A..

DANI sharing his father

Patty Comes to Dressing Room to D..

RoyxJamie wedding fic

JamieDaniSam

Roy Saying Jamie Threw Away His Career

Roy Realizes Jamie is Scared at the Gala

Roy Kent's Pet

Jamie Nightmare on Bus Season 1 A..

Trust

Why He Had to Push Roy's Buttons

Why He Has to Be Great

Tom O'Brien/Paul Reynolds

James Tart Hurts Jamie Before His First Game Back

Pussy

Will Sees Jamie Injured & Hears Convo With Dad

Jamie's Trent Impression

You don't know anything about me!

Simon Shows Up to Take Jamie to A&E

Georgie The Harpoonist

Jamie's Make-a-Wish kids

"Georgie ""I taught him to fight but not how to stop"""

Poet Jamie

Jamie being overwhelmed with pleasure

Amy from LCA comes to visit s2 Jamie

Dani starts dating Jamie S1

Jamie's First Day Back Had a Responsible Meeting with Team

Jamie's Mom RE His Dad

Car Park Kid Video

Mystical Team Building

Jamie Comforts Phoebe Gets Hit By Roy

Ransom Fic

Georgie's Video Memories

Jamie & Jan

Jamie flirts with Paddy on the Pitch

Show Up: Convo with Phoebe

Nonsexual A/B/O: Sam is Jamie's Alpha

Ted Lasso and Dirk Gentle crossover

Lads Watch Porn

James & Bug Attack Jamie

Collar?

Every Text is A Crime

Roy Asks Keeley for Jamie Advice and Doesn't Ignore It

Georgie Gave Jamie to James to Protect Herself

Roy Sees Jamie’s Ass in a Mirror and Goes Gay

Family Day Positive Georgie

Season 1 Jamie has friends visit

Zava Multi-Chapter

Jamie Thinks Ted sent him back b/c injury

Led Tasso

Princesses and Dragon

Social Worker Jamie

Coach Crash: Pinned

S1 Jamie, Simon Dies

Time Loop

1.10: Will tries to stop James Tartt Sr

S2 Jamie kidnapped for fighting ring

Ted Laskmaster

Roy's Extra Special Football Baby

Gordon Ramsay Reminds Jamie of Someone

Paddy Insta Live

Touch Issues

Georgie Turns James In Season 2

James Fakes His Own Death

Someone Talks to Roy About How He Treats Jamie

Sam Learns to Top Season 1 Team

Yeah? Me old man thinks you and he are just alike

Teaching Phoebe Art Fic

Early Season 2, Team Tricks Jamie

Ted DOES Go in the Treatment Room

Isolation

S3 Declan/Jamie

1.06 Jamie Collapses on Pitch During Cone Duty

"""Roy Won't Hurt Me"""

Jamie's Issue with Dead People

Family Curse

Sold After LCA

Investigative Journalist

Group Home

Belted

James Visits S1 Richmond

Dani Checks Treatment Rooms after games

"""I like history, it’s already happened so it’s easier to understand"""

The Stands

Keeley Teaches Roy How to Teach Jamie

Trick Plays

Pacifier fic

Fresh Back S2 Jamie Helps Ted with Panic Attack

S2 Jamie Saves Girl From Getting Drugged

1.06 Jamie Panic Attack

James Beats Jamie for Getting Benched

You Told Me You Saw It

S2 Roy Breaks Tartt Silence but to Yell at Ted

Mind Games

S1 Jamie Ices Out Colin and Isaac

[bstroobery]

Interacting with the Taleblr Fandom as the new host:

My art is a lot more Adventure Time inspired, if you couldn’t tell >:3c

Welcome to the first episode of Daily Life of the Blue Strawberry System. Featuring me trying to work up the courage to actually post shit on this website.

Also: I drew this traditionally! :D

I much prefer it to digital actually… Blue does digital, I do traditional I guess XD

Yes I am a lot more perky and lively than canon Johnny Ghost. Thank you.

The expectation part is definitely more based off shit Remus has said in his tirade of random shit people could say if we posted anything.

No harm or ill will meant to anyone! This is supposed to be a funny and lighthearted comic!

Text under the cut:

Expectation…

Ghost: Hi! I’m Johnny Ghost! New host of the Abnormal Freedom Force System! It’s so nice to-

“As in that toxic system?”

Ghost: Eh?

“They did that one thing! That bad thing!”

Ghost: Wha?

“Yeah! They were so horrible!”

“They said that one this time that one person and blamed it on an alter!”

Ghost: Simon didn’t know it was bad at the time! He’s better now!

Ghost: We were experiencing trauma and triggered at the time! We’re healing now!

“You’re just lying so you can hurt others!”

“Isn’t this an rp blog anyway?”

“Change and apologize all you want, we will never forgive you.”

“We hate you!”

“You’re faking”

“We don’t want you here!”

“KYS”

“Systems aren’t real”

“Die”

Ghost: But…

“Trauma isn’t an excuse, fraud”

“Liar”

“I hope you burn in hell!”

“Once a monster, always a monster”

“You knew what you were doing!”

“You’re just as bad as J*rdan Frye!”

“I hope you EXPLODE”

“Go find some other victims, you piece of shit!”

“You’re just roleplaying as Johnny Ghost”

Reality

50% of the time…

Ghost: Hi! I’m Johnny Ghost! I’m the new host of the Abnormal Freedom Force System! It’s so nice to be here and interact with you all! I absolutely love this fandom!

“Hello!”

“Hi!”

And the other 50%…

*shy wave*

They BLOCKED U lol

Ghost: I didn’t even say anything!

- Ghost 🩶👻

[onepumpofsyrup]

ADVICE

SIMON DOMINIC

Request:  Hi there. Can you make a scenario-text with Simon D, where the reader, who is an artist, gets backlash for something the company did and contacts him because they need someone to talk to.

[kingkiseok]

.

I want recommendations! I feel like I already read every single scenario of Simon Dominic here on Tumblr, but maybe I didn't. So please be nice and send me your favorites scenarios! Thank you ♥️

[myyoungroyalsblog]

Young Royals fic rec

*Note: I have a lot of unfinished fics in my subscriptions but since there are over 200 fics there from other fandoms too I won’t be able to add those (for now), when they are finished I’ll edit this one or do another post in the future!

*Also couldn't find some of these writers here on tumblr, if you know tell me and I’ll add their @ beside it!

*Another note: I have read every single Young Royals fic (except the explicit ones haha) and even if they aren’t listed here it doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy them! 💜

SERIES

remember me

Completed, 14 works, 32.696 words

Takes place when they are still at Hillerska: 3, 1, 13, 14, 4

Future/Living together: 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

Order in which I read them: 3, 1, 13, 14, 4, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

By @lovingwriterr Post season 1 how they get back together and how their relationship grows throughout the years (there a spicy parts haha but also a lot of fluff, angst and hurt/comfort, this entire series is just amazing and so well written)

firsts (erik lives universe)

Not completed, 2 works, 8.751 words

By @omgcmere First fic is an AU where Simon gets to spend the weekend with Wille at Hillerska and second one is a New Years Eve fic (both super adorable and fluffy I swear)

the Icarus to your certainty

Not completed, 3 works, 22.020 words

By @aro-of-artemis First fic is an AU of what if in the beginning of episode 3 Wille let Simon say what he thought about the kiss (short but really really sweet) Second fic a continuation of the previous one; Wille spends the weekend in Bjarstad with Simon, Linda and Sara (too much wilmon fluff and domesticity omg also Linda being best mum as always) Third fic a continuation of the previous one; Linda once again being best mum and Erik being best bro (so much more fluff but also angst and hurt/comfort)

5 times the students of Hillerska didn’t realize Wille and Simon were together + 1 time they definitely did

Not completed, 6 works, 17.212 words

By @piratebingo First fic is the main one and just like the title says lmao, hilarious and so so adorable (the other five are alternate endings to the previous situations where people weren't that dumb and catched on, super fun read and so much wilmon fluff in all the fics)

MULTI-CHAPTER

i ask nothing of you

Completed, 7 chapters, 43.900 words (part of a series that’s not finished)

By @prince-simon Post s1 and after the holidays, we see how Wilmon get back together and it's just the cutest story with a rollercoaster of emotions (also the ending chapter is just wonderful it makes me feel free and at peace idk why lol)

when I said I wanted you to get along (this isn’t what I meant)

Completed, 7 chapters, 27.334 words (part of a series that’s not finished)

By @skateboardtotheheart AU where Erik lives and gets to meet Simon and they get along really well, both enjoying teasing the shit out of Wille lmao (heartfelt story super duper cute)

and that has made all the difference

Completed, 2 chapters, 7.048 words

AU where Wille goes to Simons home at the end of episode 3 (Erik lives) and we see how their relationship grows up until Christmas break (just plain adorable and fluffy)

only fools remain sane

Completed, 11 chapters, 40.504 words

By @ishotforthestars Fake dating AU but of course they are pining for each other lmao and Simon is also staying at Hillerska right next to Willes room (angsty and fluffy and loooots of pining but a happy ending :D)

call me up late

Completed, 20 chapters, 29.135 words (part of a series that’s not finished)

By @royalwilmon Wrong number AU and it's a texting fic, that's how they get to know each other (Prince Wilhelm is homeschooled but Simon goes to Hillerska, and it's just a cute fluffy fic with angst too but just very sweet, clearly showing us how they fall in love via words, also look out for the hilarious drawings afakshdkdk)

favourite crime

Completed, 2 chapters, 16.754

By @lovelysarcastic Best friends AU but they still go to Hillerska (miscommunications, lots of pining and fluff... Oh and of course these two idiots being in love lol this fic will make you feel things)

ONE SHOTS

ties and tribulations

2.424 words

Erik goes to parents day and Linda helps him do his tie (really really sweet and they talk about Simon and Wille, this story makes you want Erik alive in the series even more so he can meet Linda and Simon ToT)

and now your song is on repeat

3.011 words

By @bishoprose Future fic where we see 3 instances where Simon sings and Wille absolutely swoons and one time Wille sings and Simon loves him for it (they are together here and domestic af they make your heart melt)

eyes full of stars

3.540 words

AU where Erik goes to Hillerska after the parents lunch and meets Simon (they both embarrass Wille a lot lmao super fun read)

a small act of defiance

3.029 words

By @sunsetcurveofficial Wille paints his nails with Simons help (super duper cute rebellion fic, makes you want to see this happen in season 2)

nothing else i could do

1.693 words

By @aro-of-artemis Simon shows up at Hillerska wearing eye liner and Wille really really likes it (adorable story)

and they were roommates

28.525 words

By @toffeelemon AU where Simon is Willes roommate at Hillerska and how season 1 would pan out, and the near future too, such a beautiful journey to read (ending always brings a tear to my eye, in a good way haha)

kiss me (like you wanna be loved)

2.890 words

By @aro-of-artemis AU where Simon is a waiter at a Masquerade Ball at the palace and meets the prince behind the mask (too freakin adorable)

you’re the one that I love (and I’m saying goodbye)

6.138 words

By @prince-simon AU where at the end of episode 3 Simon stays to comfort Wille and takes him to his home (hurt/comfort but it hurts so. good. And the comfort is *chefs kiss*)

space buns and a smile

6.578 words

By @charliespringsdimples AU where Simon is a singer and starts uploading music videos to youtube and Prince Wilhelm is a fan, basically a story of how they met (this is such a comfort fic like it's just so lovingly sweet and super super super fluffy afakdhdkdk I love it so much)

under your touch, I bloom

4.234 words

Flower shop AU where Prince Wilhelm keeps going to Simons flower shop (also sort of a band AU lmao super sweet read like it’s just pure adorableness)

(it feels good) to be alone with you

5.560 words

By @prince-simon AU where in the first ep Wille doesn't eat beside August and it's basically a rewrite of episode 1 with so. much. fluffy. wilmon. (So much pinning and gay disaster Simon lmao it just makes your heart flutter)

cariño

2.901 words

By @xpetriichxr Wille spends a weekend in Simon home, set after episode 5 and AU where the st wasn't leaked (domestic wilmon and so much fluffiness, also pet names hehe)

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Hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

@thosearehisfish Here you go babes

(*˘︶˘*).｡*♡

[youhave1newmessage]

Admin 🍌 here bringing the very LONG awaited Simon D. request. 🙈

Thanks Anon for the request by the way. We all need some more Simon in our lives. I created this one as a “prequel” that connects to the Jay Park’s text we had put up as well.

For every request made, an idol is born! So don’t be shy, feel free to leave one!

And also remember: we love that you love our work but help spread the word of our blog by reblogging! Our motivation is you guys! 😋 ❤️️

*We do not own any of the pictures used in this text post. Credit to owner.

[imo-chan-imagines]

❁ ɪᴍᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴ'ꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

Last updated: 27/11/21

A/N: Please find the full list of tags/warnings, characters in each piece, and any other relevant information, on the individual posts linked. Use the key below to quick-find a genre. I write on mobile, so sorry for any format problems. Anyway, I hope you enjoy ♡

❁ request rules ❁ navi ❁

Key: ☁️ ⇢ fluff 🌧 ⇢ angst 🍒 ⇢ smut 🍌⇢ crack 💬 ⇢ request 🔞 ⇢ mature 1️⃣ ⇢ original 2️⃣ ⇢ sequel

⚠️ ALL CHARACTERS IN CONTENT FLAGGED 🔞 ARE EITHER CANONICALLY ADULTS OR AGED UP TO BE 18 OR OVER ⚠️ MINORS: PLEASE DNI WITH 🔞 CONTENT ⚠️

— ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴ; 進撃の巨人

↬ Drabbles

⤷ ✭ 500 Followers Thirst Event ✭ | 🔞🍒 💬 » ongoing

༄ Jean x reader | LOSING VIRGINITY

༄ Levi x reader | LOSING VIRGINITY + CREAMPIE

— ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ; 鬼滅の刃

↬ Drabbles

⤷ As One (Rengoku x reader) | 🔞🍒☁️

— ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ!!; ハイキュー!!

↬ Drabbles

⤷ Best Friends With Benefits (Daichi x reader x Suga) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Quickie (Kuroo x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Wait Your Turn (Atsumu x reader x Osamu) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Intoxicated (Iwa x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Birthday Cake (Iwa x reader x Atsumu) | 🔞🍒 💬

⤷ Kitten (Kenma x reader) | 🔞🍒 💬

⤷ Desperate (Bokuto x reader) | 🔞🍒☁️

⤷ Cutie Pie (Kenma x reader) | ☁️ 💬

⤷ My Darling (Akaashi x reader x Bokuto) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Sensitive (Osamu x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Ecstasy Eyes (Aone x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ ✭ 500 Followers Thirst Event ✭ | 🔞🍒 💬 » ongoing

༄ Tsukki x reader | RISKY | BREEDING KINK | HANDJOB

༄ Kuroo x reader | BONDAGE

༄ Terushima x reader | RECEIVING ORAL

༄ Iwaizumi x reader | SLOW

༄ Kenma x reader | BLOWJOB + OVERSTIMMING

༄ Oikawa x reader | DACRYPHILIA

༄ Kageyama x reader | ROUGH

༄ Matsukawa x reader | LOSING VIRGINITY

༄ Yamaguchi x reader | EDGING

↬ Headcanons

⤷ Best sexual characteristic | 🔞🍒 » ongoing

༄ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

⤷ Random acts of kindness | ☁️

⤷ Haikyuu Week 2020 | ☁️ 🌧🍌

༄ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

⤷ Haikyuu boys as flowers | ☁️

⤷ Haikyuu boys with breeding kinks | 🔞🍒

↬ Fake texts

⤷ The morning after getting drunk | 🔞🍒☁️🍌 » ongoing

༄ Pretty Setters | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | BONUS

༄ Middle Blockers | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

༄ Captain Squad | (coming soon!)

⤷ Responding to 'Come and fuck me, baby ❤ Oh, but I haven't shaved my 😺' | 🔞🍒☁️🍌 • FINISHED •

༄ Karasuno | Part 1 | Part 2

༄ Nekoma & Fukurodani

༄ Aoba Johsai

༄ Shiratorizawa

༄ Inarizaki

༄ Misc. Others

↬ Other

⤷ Thirsts | 🔞🍒 » ongoing

༄ Ushijima | BREEDING KINK | CHOKING

༄ Bokuto | BEING MILKED

༄ Osamu | MATING PRESS

— ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ᴋᴀɪꜱᴇɴ; 呪術廻戦

↬ Drabbles

⤷ Inches (Nanami x reader) | 🔞🍒1️⃣

⤷ Reward (Nanami x reader) | 🔞🍒2️⃣

⤷ Fuck Buddy (Gojou x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Innocence (Touji x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ Simon Says (Inumaki x reader) | 🔞🍒

⤷ ✭ 500 Followers Thirst Event ✭ | 🔞🍒 💬 » ongoing

༄ Choso x reader | PRAISE KINK

༄ Nanami x reader | CAR SEX + DADDY KINK + SPANKING | LOSING VIRGINITY + SIZE KINK + AFTERCARE

↬ Headcanons

⤷ Cute little things JJK boys do | ☁️

↬ Fake texts

⤷ Finding out you have a vitamin D deficiency | 🔞🍌🍒☁️

⤷ Pickup lines they send you even though you're already dating | 🔞🍌🍒☁️

⤷ Random texts with your boyfriend | 🔞🍌🍒☁️ » ongoing

༄ Part I

↬ Other

⤷ Thirsts | 🔞🍒 » ongoing

༄ Nanami | LOSING CONTROL | BODY WORSHIP

༄ Touji | SIZE KINK

— ꜰᴋʙᴜ; 富豪刑事 ʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇ: ᴜɴʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ

↬ Drabbles

⤷ Eat the Rich (Daisuke x reader) | 🔞🍒1️⃣

⤷ VIP Treatment (Daisuke x reader) | 🔞🍒💬2️⃣

⤷ Hold Me (Haru x reader) | 🔞🍒☁️

⤷ ✭ 500 Followers Thirst Event ✭ | 🔞🍒 💬 » ongoing

༄ Haru x reader | LOSING VIRGINITY

༄ Daisuke x reader | VOYEURISM + EDGING

↬ Headcanons

⤷ Size kink | 🔞🍒☁️

⤷ Friction ✭ 100 followers special ✭ | 🔞🍒

⤷ Waking up to you on your period | 🔞 ☁️ 🌧

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[moonstruvk]

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt two:

warning[s] - crude language, explicit wording, general teenage shit

seph: i have the longest, thickest, hardest dick to breathe

seph: I

seph: AM

seph: BIG DICK ENERGY

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simon: i miss joseph </3

indigo: homiesexual

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etie: gay and only some of us can drive

cameron: plus gray

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bex: tiffany was just horny on the main

simon: we all are, she's not special

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seph, texting the gc: @/gray i blame u for the way i talk about my new phone

carter: SKFKSJF

seph: I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING

joseph: pfftt.. ask google

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carter: simon said your dick was fake

simon: all i said was that it was a strap

seph: straps are real dicks simon </3

cameron: so true

joseph: poor simon

simon: you're all gay

etie: true

bex: simon you're literally unlabeled

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etie: you're all my favorite

cameron: aw

indigo: :D

helen: thank youuu

simon: sick.

seph: forgive him, he doesn't understand human affection

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seph: simon compare dick sizes with me

simon: bet let's go

indigo: what.. what else did i expect.

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cameron, to indigo: YOUR TWIN SIBLING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD???

joseph, also to indigo: HARRY STYLES???

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simon: i'm a whore

bex: .. aND I'M NON BINARY!

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bex: [sprays joseph with deoderant]

joseph: this is jos abuse

bex: no, that's what your mom does

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indigo: i drink diet coke from tiddies now

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cameron: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! NOW DO YOU WANT TO PLAY ROBLOX OR NOT?!

carter: y - yes?

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gray: why go for the kneecaps?

simon: i'm tall, aggressive, and they'll never see it coming.

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joseph, sending a picture in the gc: my guitar ft simon's foot

simon: i have sexy feet what are you talking about /j

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gray: what's 1+1?

seph: uh

seph: ..

seph: two

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indigo: you ever just drink salt water?

simon: no

indigo: oKAY

[captain-aralias]

happy thursday everyone! 

once again, i’ve been reading @carryon-anon-fest - the collection on AO3 is here! 

other things i’ve been reading and really liking include...

New Number, Who Dis? by ProdigyBlood - teen, complete

text fic set at watford. it does some really nice things in terms of changing eighth year as a result of this interaction and others, also some really nice characterisation of simon and what he knows or doesn’t know. 

Save For The Snogging by @urban-sith (doodleishere on AO3) - teen, WIP (8/13)

fake relationship!!! my not at all secret favourite trope, and this is a wonderful one. the author writes action and pining spectacularly, as well as simon figuring out whether he’s gay or not - agatha figuring out whether she wants to be involved in the hero business or not (cameo from philippa as this is fifth year). some really wonderful, rich writing and moments where they almost tell each other the truth. a fantastic dev and niall scene. 

i just started reading this author’s fics on AO3, and they’re all good, so if you don’t want to read a WIP i can also recommend to you from me reading it this week: 

Heartbreaker by doodleishere - teen, complete 

short, simon/baz and penny/agatha, contrasting and comparing, and simon offering penny advice. again, the way simon’s thoughts and feelings for baz are described is just breathtaking. very very good. 

(Will Not) Let You Go by @theimprobable1 - teen, complete 

recced this one the other day because it was in the BoRhap post, but here we are again. again, more beautiful, funny, evocative writing - post WS, simon trying to deal with “Why can’t you see that I wouldn’t be happy anywhere without you?” both baz and simon trying to be brave and talk to each other. very sad and then very healing. 

(Mis)Adventures in Couples Therapy! or Five Times Couples Activities Were a Disaster and the One Time They Weren't by RooBadley - teen, WIP (3/6) 

i love Roo’s work, just generally. this started off nice, but by chapter three is excellent. particularly good depiction of baz both through his own eyes, and through simon’s. he’s actively pretty awful even when they’re together, but he knows it and tries to stop it, and some of the ways he’s awful we know from simon’s POV are things simon loves about him. simon is obviously v good here - Roo always writes a good simon. also, has biting, which here is sweet and silly as well as sexy. 

and an older one that i re-read this week...

Merlin, May I? by @vkelleyart - teen, complete

obviously i in no way need to recommend this fic to you 🤣 but as i say, i re-read it this week and was struck a-new by how smart and lovely it is. the game is clever, as is the structure that sees them repeating it several times but very differently every time, going from a very public space into increasingly private ones with increasing levels of vulnerability. great fic! worth a re-read :D

(another entirely SFW week! you’re welcome)

[nanyoky]

@essayofthoughts asked for:

"Perc'ahlia babe and also Vaxleth and Pikelan"

Mwahahaha...

Perc'ahlia:

Who’s the messiest one: I mean it depends. Cuz Percy has a place for every little thing. But when he's mid project it tends to turn into organized chaos. Vex may occasionally leave things lying around if she's tired or distracted.

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: definitely Percy, but it's less uncomfortable and more "easily flustered." Like it's just something he's accepted. Vex gunna smooch. Percy gunna blush.

Who’s the funniest drunk: Percy. Cuz he has the same attitude, but he's struggling to take off his socks for bed like "what a- a- idiotic invenshuhh..... Fucking.... Stuplid..... Imma make em better... Make... Sock....better...." While Vex is equally drunk but still doing her four step skincare routine like "yes dear"

Who texts the most: probably Vex. Anything between conversational back and forth, long rambling but deep trains of thought and "LOOK AT THIS DOG I MET"

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: hmm probably Percy but only in like a "parody of himself" kinda way. Nothing but a mix of chamber orchestra and emo music. Which aren't all that bad on their own, but he is a hashtag Byronic Posh Boi and so of COURSE that's all he listens to. Vex has cool(tm) tastes in music. Even if a song or artist wasn't cool (tm) before, it becomes cool(tm) once she likes it.

Who reads the most: I mean Percy. Not that Vex doesn't read, but he big nerd.

Who’s better with kids: ooo boy that's A QUESTION for some canonical parents, huh? I'm going to say Percy, just because I feel like Vex is a parent who can get overwhelmed sometimes and not know how to handle needy kids when she's running on empty (feel like I should say this does not make a person a bad parent- just that as a kid it's hard to understand that adults get tired). Meanwhile Percy has a natural tone that suggests what he's saying is fact, so if he's too tired for high energy toddlers he's just like "sitting by the fire drinking tea is a very fun game" and the bbs just climb into his lap like "you're right being quiet and snuggly is very fun" while Vex watches like "HOW."

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Percy's a good good tinker boi

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: listen one of them invented firearms and the other has a pet bear it's a toss up.

Who cooks and who cleans up: Both are what you might call... Functional cooks. Nothing to write home about, but they get the job done. But Percy excels more at baking (structured, exacting) and Vex is better at more loosely defined things like soups and sauces. Cleaning up is a duo activity and a nice part of their evening wind down.

Vaxleth:

Who’s the messiest one: deffo Keyleth. Houston we have a hoarder. She gets emotionally attached to everything, and saves up little bits and bobs of things for crafting and home diy projects all the time.

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: probably Keyleth, but it's in like- the most Social Anxiety way possible. It's not so much that she's uncomfortable, it's that she gets worried that being snuggly or kissing will make others uncomfortable.

Who’s the funniest drunk: oh that's a hard one. Cuz we've seen them both be high quality drunks, (ie day drinking queen and "heterosexuality is fake and magic is just the fucking best????????"). I'd say Vax because I feel like he's more likely to insist he's not that drunk and doesn't need anyone to look after him, and therefore will get into more shananigans/flirt more

Who texts the most: another toughie. Probably Vax, in a similar style to Vex.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: they both have the same issue as Percy, in that their tastes are just a parody of themselves. Vax has three categories of favorite music: sad emo boy, sexy alt boy, and rebellious 90s girl. And then Keyleth is just unironically into the softest cheesiest music you've ever heard on the soundtrack to a chick flick. We're talking Jewel here, folks. Also retro oldies cuz Homeschooled Vibes. I'm going to say Vax tho, cuz he's the one who gets emotional about it, while Keyleth is just a casual listener. And he listens to more of her music than she does his. She'll send him the Live at the Troubadour recording of Kelly Clarkson's Sober and he responds back like "??? Why would you send me this??? At 10am on a Tuesday??? When I have things to do??? Now I'm crying on the bus?????" And she's just "glad you liked it! :D"

Who reads the most: probably Vax. He gets deep into reading in attempts to find less self destructive ways of getting out of his head.

Who’s better with kids: hm I'm gunna say Vax on this one because Keyleth has a tendency to try too hard with everyone and was also an only child who was forced into very structured time while growing up cuz expectations. Vax has more clear memories of actually just being a kid when the twins were with their mom, so he can relate easier. That being said they're both pretty good, as we see with that kid Simon, a scene that will HAUNT ME FOREVER.

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: def keyleth. DIY queen. Vax just gets frustrated and is like "let's just buy a new one"

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: hmmm. Keyleth has A LOT of hobbies, but Vax def will do parkour, just cuz. Like he may have started back when he was still kind of a criminal, but now he doesn't have a practical excuse and he doesn't even like- record it or anything so there's no point to it. He just sees urban environments and goes "gotta jump. Gotta climb. Just gotta."

Who cooks and who cleans up: Keyleth has got prep on lock. Gardening. Hunting and trapping. Gathering. Cleaning and dressing and chopping. She's got this. It's adding fire to things where she starts having trouble. Vax picks things up from there just fine though, and covers dishes and such on the back end.

Pikelan:

Who’s the messiest one: Pike. Pike. Pike. Having a perma-home at last means she gets comfy, which means you can usually not see the bedroom floor. Scanlan is scandalized.

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Scanlan tries. He likes the idea of being helpful with domestic stuff and not just a goofus who's just around for the fun parts of being together. Unfortunately he's never really lived anywhere long enough to get good at household repair, and it takes him way too long to do anything. Pike is pretty handy, but gets so busy that she'll just put up with something being broken for weeks. Best case scenario is Pike shows Scanlan how to do something so the next time he can do it himself and feel accomplished and she can come home to things being fixed and give him smooches and coo over him being a handyman.

Who's the funniest drunk? Pike. "I'M TRYING TO STEALTH."

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: it may shock people, but Scanlan has the same "once it's serious I get bashful" disease as Vax. Pike will absolutely give his bootie a tap in line at the grocery store and he just goes bright red. He tries to laugh it off like he's still the smarmy mess everyone knows, but she teases him endlessly about it.

Who texts the most: Scanlan is an absolute "good morning," "thinking of you," "how was your day," and "goodnight" text person before they live together. After they move in together it's just text versions of his cover songs about his love for her and dank memes.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: we know it's Scanlan. We've heard his cover tracks. Pike has similar cool(tm) tastes as Vex.

Who reads the most: Pike is probably someone who's always on the move, so she's more an audiobook person. But Scanlan is like fully ready for the dad life. Just loving any weekend where he does nothing but sit around in flannel pj pants reading a mystery paperback.

Who’s better with kids: It's a hard one. Scanlan second guesses himself quite a bit and worries every little thing he says or does is going to become Lasting Trauma. Pike acts more chill about it, but slowly gets more and more overwhelmed until she nearly has a nervous collapse. But their opposite styles work well together and they're able to be a pretty great team.

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: I feel like Pike is someone with a weird collection. It is either something a little spooky but cool and academic, like antique medical equipment, or something horrifyingly tacky, like a thong from every city she visits. Maybe both.

Who cooks and who cleans up: this is where Scanlan is a much quicker learner about domestic stuff. Pike is a good cook, but it's usually on the move so much she doesn't have the time for meal planning and prep. Scanlan absolutely throws himself into being a house husband and gets obsessed with cooking shows. Pike insists on helping with dishes tho.

[oppatxtme]

Msg from Jay Park.. Who is the BOSS ! 💪🏻💪🏻

[justtextmeoppa]

❗ When your boyfriend Kiseok hurts you and tries to make it up ❗

- For anon, I hope you like it! M.  

[tiliamericana]

Muay Thai: 1.17

Lind A: bring me lunch!

It was after eleven. She should be getting up and opening the dojo. This argument wasn’t quite enough to compel her legs to move from the bed, however, so Nairi lifted her phone and answered the text instead.

What do you want?

Lind A: idk get something you like and we can share Lind A: im at my studio!!

k

The ‘a’ button on her keyboard was sticking something fierce, and the black coating was worn away on the space bar and surrounding keys. Maybe she should get a new phone. She let the blackberry slip back down to rest on her chest as she went back to staring at the ceiling of her bedroom. The blanket was too hot where it was wrapped around her legs, and her shoulder was starting to ache where it had been pressed into her pillow and mattress for too long.

What did she like to eat? What did she like to eat that Linden also liked? Or, well, what was between here and Linden’s studio that had vegetarian options and food Linden liked, was probably the better question.

It was another ten minutes before she could make herself stand up and find a pair of jeans.

Almost an hour after that she’d made it to Linden’s studio, coffee and pastries in hand. Loud music was pumping out the propped-open door, grungier rock floating past the concrete paint can in sharp opposition to the cheerful pop from the last time she’d been here. Nairi stepped inside with her offerings, looking around for Linden.

“Oh hey, I thought you’d abandoned me,” said Linden cheerfully, and Nairi tracked her gaze down to see her sprawled on the floor. She was grinning up at her, hips twisted with one knee folded over her thigh, back pressed to the ground.

Nairi held up the paper bag by way of explanation. “Never. There was just a queue. Are you okay?”

Linden nodded sagely and shut her eyes, rolling her hips back down and shaking out her leg. “I had to pick up a box of glue off the craft shop floor this morning and I foolishly bent with my back instead of my knees, so now I must pay for my hubris.” She groaned as she sat up, taking a coffee from the proffered tray and grinning at Nairi. “Twenty-seven is way too young to even be having these issues, I swear to god.”

“Maybe your back’s just advanced for its age,” said Nairi, setting her tea and the pastries down on an unoccupied stretch of counter space.

Linden got to her feet and laughed brightly as she leaned over to her beat up ipod where it was sitting in a dock on the sill, spinning the volume almost all the way down. She straightened to grin at her head on as she reached out for Nairi’s hand. “Dad always said I was precocious. Come on, I made something for you!”

“Oh, what?” said Nairi, feeling the corner of her mouth twitch up as she let Linden tug her across the studio. “I only just figured out how to hang the last thing you painted me.”

Linden laughed again, letting go of her hand to reach up and pull down one of the two jackets from a hook on the back of the far door. “Well, this one hangs in a wardrobe, so I’m sure you’ll figure that out on your own.”

Nairi looked at the leather being offered to her, then back up at Linden, who jiggled the coat hanger at her.

She took it. It was a heavy, white motorcycle jacket, with two crisp stripes running the full length of the sleeves in red and green. The cuffs were zipped with sturdy silver tabs, and the pockets looked to fall just under the ribs with the same zips as closures. It was high-necked and padded in a way she instinctively approved of, with extra buckles at the neck and waist over the front zip. On the back Linden had painted an ourobouros of a dragon in green and black, its eye the same bright red as the stripe on the sleeves.

“Try it on,” said Linden eagerly, nodding at her. “I snooped in your drawers before I bought the jacket, so it should be the right size.”

Nairi felt her mouth twitch again, and she slipped the jacket on over her shoulders. It was comfortably snug around her arms, and heavy in a way that made it feel like it belonged there. The leather was a little stiff, not yet worn in, and the zip sufficiently toothy so that it took a second try to tug it down again. “It’s great,” she said, looking up and smiling back at Linden. “Thank you, you didn’t have to get me this.”

Linden was reaching up bring down its twin, and she glanced back over her shoulder at Nairi as she pulled it on. “Look, I saw them as I was walking past and I wanted one for me, and then I saw the white and I just hadto.” Hers was dark, crimson like her favourite wine-red lipstick, with thick, soft, elasticated fabric around the cuffs and waist hem. The painted embellishments were little lines of matchstick fires around the wide pockets, and a cherry tree in full blossom on the back, with a vintage style painting of a pair of cherries over one shoulder like a fake patch. “It gave me an excuse to break out the good paints too, the ones I haven’t used since I was a student. I had a lot of friends who did costume shit for theatre, the hardcore kind, it was nice to use them again! And like, I know it’s totally the wrong time of year for warm jackets and I should’ve held out for your birthday ‘cause it would’ve been perfect, but I got excited when I finished them and it’s been hard enough keeping my trap shut while I waited for them to dry.”

“It’s totally fine,” said Nairi, watching Linden give a little spin to show off her jacket before she shrugged it off again. “It’s just an early birthday present. Very early—preparatory, so I don’t have to wait for my birthday once it starts getting cold, and now you don’t have to worry about getting something for the day as well.”

Linden laughed again, ushering her back across the studio towards the pastries. “Oh, nice try, but you’re not escaping the birthday fun that easy,” she teased, picking up her coffee and nudging her broken chair towards Nairi with one foot. “Come on, sit, eat, give me the good goss, tell me how you and Aggy are going.”

“There’s not a lot happening, really,” said Nairi blandly, taking her tea back from Linden and sitting gingerly. The chair held, thankfully, if with a little more bounce than she’d been expecting. “You know, everything’s just kind of… fine.”

Linden pouted over her coffee before proceeding to loot the pastry bag. “Oh, that’s boring though! You two never do anything exciting, and you’ve been dating for like, months now. Seriously, nothing new?”

The impulse to laugh bubbled high in Nairi’s throat, and she swallowed it, wondering briefly where it had come from. “I think I’m okay with boring, honestly. Is your dating life not exciting enough?”

That got a snort as Linden resettled herself to lean back against the counter, raspberry crown in hand. “It’s a little cooled down at the moment, I won’t lie. Like, Simon and I are technically still ‘on’,you know, we’re just not, doing as much.”

“Tapering off, or just laying low from Nicholas?” asked Nairi with a small grin, catching the pastry bag as Linden tossed it to her.

Linden rolled her eyes, taking a drink from her coffee. “Si’s a big boy, he doesn’t need Nick barging in to tell him how to live his life. He’s still fun, it’s just, you know, reaching the point where people start making comments about taking him home to meet Dad and it’s definitelynot that kind of relationship.”

“Because you’re not expecting a ring or because he’s not up to scratch?” asked Nairi, tearing at a croissant.

“Yes,” said Linden, laughing. “Fuck, jesus, I’m nowhere near thinking about that, much less with Si’! That and Dad would eat him alive, he’s got an English degree—the only thing worse would be fine art.”

She hadn’t said it with any malice, so it was probably a normal sort of joke to make? “High expectations to meet?”

Linden grinned wolfishly. “Any partner I nail down better be ready to jump,” she joked with a darkly amused tone to it. “Dad’s good at what he does so he has high standards—typical lawyer shit, you know?”

Nairi shrugged. “Most of the lawyers I’ve met have just been dicks, but I think it’s different when you’re working with them as opposed to like, being raised by one. Is he defence or attack?”

Linden laughed loudly at that, hiding her grin behind her coffee cup again before answering. “Prosecutor, he’s a DA,” she said, sounding a little lighter. “Highest conviction rate in the state, only the best efforts for his job.”

“Damn, alright,” said Nairi, raising an eyebrow. “Kind of a bigshot?”

Linden nodded, setting her cup down. “Yeah, he gets kinda high profile sometimes—I don’t know if you remember a couple of years back, uh, Maxim Bailey? That guy?”

Oh yeah, she’d heard he’d been arrested. Nairi nodded, making a general noise of affirmation, and Linden nodded along with her.

“Yeah, he’s still salty he didn’t manage to get him on the murder charge, despite getting the other convictions,” said Linden, still nodding like a bobble-head. “Caught a little bit of media at the time, too.”

“Hell of a job,” said Nairi. Her thigh vibrated and she set her tea down to tug her phone out of her pocket.

“Stressful, he’s been talking about changing up careers for a couple months now,” said Linden, finally stopping the motion of her head.

Aga D: How’s your day? Any students for the first couple of classes?

She hesitated, chewing the inside of her cheek as her thumbs hovered over the buttons.

“Is that your giiirl-friend?” asked Linden, her drawl long and amused, and she lifted a leg to prod Nairi’s knee with her toe, making the chair spin a little.

Nairi glanced back at her phone, tapping out a response quickly. “Yeah, she’s just checking in.”

A couple yeah. Just having a quiet day.

Aga D: I’m glad! I’ll let you get back to teaching and stop distracting you :)

She tucked her phone away and picked up her tea again, suddenly not feeling much like eating anything.

Linden’s eyes were unreadable over her coffee, but she was smiling when Nairi looked at her. “That’s nice of her,” she said with a funny note in her voice. “I’m really happy for you two, you know that right?”

“Thanks,” said Nairi, shuffling her unappetising croissant back into its bag to avoid Linden’s piercing eyes. “I’m, um. I’m glad you both, sort of, uh, adopted me? Even if it’s in different ways. It’s been good. Really good.”

She covered her expression with her tea, not really tasting it as she drank. Why had that been hard to say?

Linden’s mouth twitched at the corner, just a hint of her normal dimples. “I’m glad you let us,” she said warmly, and suddenly her eyes were back to normal. “You looked like you could use a couple of friends when we met, and god only knows Agatha needed a relationship that actually worked out after her streak.”

“Yeah?” said Nairi, leaning to set the pastry bag back on the counter.

Linden nodded, giving her a rueful look. “Yeah, I mean, she told you how we met, right? Her boyfriend of like, ten years or some shit was one of my regulars, and when she found that out she showed up on my doorstep in tears, it was kind of fucking rough.”

“Oh, damn,” said Nairi, for lack of anything better. Ten years?Agatha had left that out.

“Yeah,” said Linden with an exaggerated grimace. “I mean, fuck, I’m pretty mercenary when it comes to cheating and the job, but even I felt bad. I helped her do some vandalism on him, and then I introduced her to Flo and some nice single people who helped her figure out she was into women, so like, it all worked out eventually, but it was kind of a rough time for her, you know?”

“Yeah,” echoed Nairi, feeling the pastry sink to the bottom of her stomach. “I’m glad it worked out, in the end.”

“Like I said,” said Linden, nudging her again with a wink and a smile, “she just needed someone like you to swoop in and be the good, stable girlfriend for her.”

Her tone was light and teasing, and Nairi made herself swallow more tea before she answered. “Right, yeah. I don’t know how ‘good’ I am at the whole, Prince Charming thing.”

She’d been trying for a joke, but it fell flat between them.

“You’re doing fine,” said Linden, her tone softening a little, and she looked at Nairi with earnestness in her eyes. “Seriously, Princess. You’re doing fine.”

End of book 1.

[onepumpofsyrup]

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Request: hi, I love the way you write! don't know if you're still taking request but if so, can I please request some texts between Jay Park and the AOMG boys where (y/n) is Jay's girlfriend and a Victoria's secret model, so the boys tease Jay about how good she looked on the fashion show and Jay gets hella jealous but still proud of (y/n)? thanks in advance ❤️