#do it for the meme

[idiotsyncratic0]

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

When WHB Lucifer is finally added to the game, I'm gonna screen record his secret club adore gameplay with Hell's Greatest Dad playing in the background 🎶🎶💃

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

TNT please let Lord Darigan get one good shot in

[rozaceous]

“I’ll keep you warm.” - with maybe Mariko 👀

you didn't give me a pairing, anon! too much power is in my hands!

heh

Mariko looks at her miserable little ninken who'd let out the whine, looks at the snow on the ground.

"You should maybe do something about that, Mariko-chan," Shishou calls back to her, already running ahead cheerfully. But he does everything cheerfully just to piss her off, she's pretty sure, and if they're training that goes double.

"Yeah, yeah," she grumbles, picking him up, one arm under his front legs and the other under his butt so that he faces outwards, and then she starts circulating chakra for him. Temperature regulation, it seems, is still mostly beyond him. "Silly puppy, I'll keep you warm, but you should have said something before if it was too much. Your poor paws."

[trey-the-mom]

Speaking of ibuprofen km boutta down a whole sheet my head us killing me

Don't do that.

[nanyoky]

Six Sentence SuMonday!!!

Tagged by @rzepi ! I've been dragging my feet on a connecting scene for this silly little AU for candela, and I haven't posted a new chapter in a minute, I know. So seems only fair that I do one of these for once. So here's some of that. Guess who's on the way...

"I ain't judging anybody for nothing, man! But look at me! If I go anywhere near that place, they're not gunna let me out!" Sean let out a startled bark of a laugh. "Well, first off it's a women's prison-" "Don't care."

I'm bad at thinking of people to tag, but if you're reading this and working on something, go ahead and consider this me tagging you! (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

[to-indeed-be-a-godd]

tumblr i’d like to be made king/queen/ruler of shitposts, how do we make this happen?

[madamairlock]

If Bill had a nickel for every president/VP that snuck off his ship, he'd have two nickels. which isn't that many, but it's weird that it happened twice

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

i’m expecting a lot of videos with this audio clip come peach season, otherwise what is the internet even for?

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[cradleghost]

Oh jayce

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[rozaceous]

not really a theory but is a little weird i think u never got into winx club. like i think u heard of it and were like “oh maybe” and then never watched. i don’t know why i think this

lmao assigned 'winx club general-awareness-haver'

u r correct ofc

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy