#Shut up Zak
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Am I in less pain or am I getting used to pain ?
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Doing the Miqomarch prompts on twitter dot com so I'll post them here too, day 1 is Introduction so here's the rest of the Nigans brood! Shen'ya's the baby of the family :p
#miqomarch#miqomarch2024#ffxiv#Final Fantasy#shut up Zak#oc tag#oc: Shen#do I tag the rest of them#absolutely not
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Oscar announcing his fracture:
He really gave us the smallest amount of context possible with the date of the x-ray. I will admit that I do enjoy that the news came in the most oscar way possible
#no i will not shut up about this <3#i can see the sense in not talking about this earlier tbf#can you imagine if people knew about the injury and watched mclaren's shitshow at the hungarian gp??#zak would've been hunted lol#oscar piastri#op81#formula 1#f1#mclaren
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Daniel on Ted’s Notebook | Testing Day 3 | pt.2
“[Lando] is normally pretty honest. So if he’s feeling a little down, maybe they expected to be a little quicker […] but for now, we’re hopefully a Q3 or top 10 car but to be much more than that, I think that’s probably getting too excited 😁😁😁”
#sorry to the dando or landan girlies you guys may need to block me#but the way this guy in 2022 was still recovering from Covid was fighting that orange bag of dicks car#all while his boss was busy talking about an exit clause in his contract in the press#and yet he still showed up being positive about the car while the other was being petulant to everybody who dared to ask him about the car#anyway the more I watch the different interviews of him talking about how they’re not at where people keep hyping them to be#with the biggest sneakiest smile every single time#the more I’m convinced he’s been asked to shut up and he’s acting like a kid who can’t lie to save his life#which truly makes you realise why Zak brown is shaking and convulsing so much#daniel ricciardo#testing 2024
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Every time someone says Papaya in relation to McLaren I actually die inside a little. idk what it is but its like too long a word with to many syllables to be spewing over a foggy team radio and just dropping into a conversation, Idc if its their brand its just cringe and I don't like it a mixed with this forced family and 'buddy buddy' vibe they have it and it just sets me off like plz stop, you can just say team orders instead
#f1#formula 1#lando norris#ln4#oscar piastri#op81#mclaren#mclaren racing#zak brown#andrea stella#anti zak brown#all my problems originate with z*k pretty sure#papaya#ew shut up#being a hater for the sake of it rn but it just annoys me#im in a mood rn#hating rn 🧡#It could just be me tho fr#the whole team dynamic I just hate#I just don't like that from any team tho when they try push a narrative of 'family' but you can't just tell the vibes aint it#unedited and undrafted just raw ramblings
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lando is gonna win with a whole lap and they’re gonna sing his praises to the high heavens
#anti lando norris#anti mclaren#singapore gp 2024#f1#formula 1#joey watches f1#I figured it out his dad is the one paying them all off to shut up about the illegal car#zak is the head snake but he’s got a wealthy team to keep it up#I feel sick
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lando has moved on, max has also moved on, other drivers on the grid have been asked and have made their comments on the incident (none of which were critical of max mind you) and yet here you have zak brown STILL talking about it….. like no one is on your side i think it’s time to be quiet
#shut up#please stop yapping#this is literally from today#he is so annoying#max verstappen#zak brown#lando norris#red bull racing#f1
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I'm gonna say this here because it bugs me. I know, I know, being angry at capitalism on tumblr is spitting in the wind and this isn't going to make me friends, but every time I see those silly Blahaj shark plushes that apparently have... I'm not entirely sure? Somehow something something queer symbol because... I dunno. They're cute and I've been told IKEA is a popular hangout for some queer folks?
Whatever.
Not the point here.
The point is it bothers me. It bugs the shit out of me. Because IKEA fucking murders people. IKEA isn't an ally. IKEA funded the Romanian Secret Police during the Cold War. IKEA still funds gangs of thugs that murder rangers and reporters who investigate their illegal logging of some of the last surviving primeval pine forests in Europe.
If you've bought from IKEA, you're probably using pine extracted from forests that are damn near gone and people have died trying to defend from IKEA.
But hey! Giving them money for the shark makes you an ally or shows that they're... somehow an ally or something, right? Fuck those, uh, well, quite a few dead people, actually. Whatever. You needed that Jakobfors more than they needed to not be beaten to death with timber axes.
So yes. They're, to quote classic Tumblr, problematic.
#IKEA#Blahaj#Romania#forests#primeval pine forests#LGBTQ+#murders#look it up#IKEA is a company with a long and brutal history and that shark is not your friend and they are not an ally#PROBLEMATIC#oh god I'm doing it too now#not FFXIV#Zak doesn't shut the hell up#Zak's got something to say#Zak goes and pisses off everyone
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okay but like. if anyone has more vids from the f3 fanzone today of christian talking about him, sebas and pepe… or if anyone’s seen any clips of that online……
im BEGGING you. i need them in my life. they will bring me so much happiness. the story on the f3 ig isn’t enough
#‘i tell seb and pepe things i dont even tell my mom’ SHUT IP#‘ive grown up with them and they are my best friend’ STOP THIS RN#‘we are a bit of a trio’ no kidding#no but ive been so soft for the three of them recently….. idk how to explain it#such cuties#also the vid of pepe and gabriel and zak 😭 wow#autographs in the neck is very important#f2#formula two#formula 2#f3#formula three#formula 3#sebastian montoya#pepe marti#christian mansell#f1
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shocking revelation - wealthy white man feels like anyone especially a black man speaking out and making “political” statements on racism and the lack of human rights is getting out of hand
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could really use a hug from a fuzzy furry pupper right now.
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Israa's father needs an emergency operation as soon as possible, can we raise the remaining £1035 for the both of them and save her father? She has been vetted by association
£1365/£2400
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fuck zak brown
all my homies hate zak brown
#PLEASE CAN SOMEONE MAKE THIS STUPID ASS DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP#straight white old men at it's best#formula 1#zak brown#anti brown#anti fia#mc laren f1#f1blr
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Finally sorting out how i want Everything At A Cost to go from the prologue and had to share some authors notes
Chief among them being noahs finally clean and sober after fighting addiction in my head for the last 5 years
#yes im still stuck at the beginning shut up#i did write pretty much the whole inciting incident tho#where they admit theyre in love and start over#trying so hard to not be toxic#ocs#zak and noah#writing
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slip up- o.piastri (no.81)
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summary: oscar slips up about your marriage.
pairing: oscar piastri (no.81) x fem! driver! reader
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“How was your summer break Oscar?” Jack Doohan asked.
“Yeah, it was good. Visited my wife’s family in Ireland for two weeks. It was beautiful,” he smiled, remembering the happy memories.
Jack smirked, knowing what he’d just said and didn’t realise. “Feeling ready and rested for today? Ready to beat Verstappen?”
He chuckled. “We’ll see, I guess.”
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“So Y/n, how was your summer break?” Will Buxton asked, a smirk on his lips.
“Yeah all good Osc and I went back to visit family, it was a great holiday. We spent some time in Dublin, in Galway, in Tipperary, in Kerry, yeah. It was gorgeous. We finally got some good weather for once,” you smiled.
“Do anything special?” He asked, an eyebrow raised.
“We actually showed his family all around Ireland, and our extended families met for like, the first time which was cool,” you shrugged. “Yeah, Nicole is an avid hiker so we went up Carrauntoohil, which if you don’t know is the tallest mountain in Ireland. Hattie was not a fan,” you chuckled. “Yeah, but it was great, we had a bunch of fun.”
“Well, that sounds like a lovely break. How are you feeling about today? Worried about the weather and wind?” He asked.
“No, not really. Obviously Zandvoort is always a very unpredictable circuit in terms of weather, but I kind of grew up with this being the standard for almost every karting race, or just training session. If I’m not used to it by now, I’d feel a bit foolish,” you chuckled.
“And Oscar, your husband, how do you think he’s feeling?” Will asked, a smirk on his face, knowing that Oscar exposed you two.
You raised an eyebrow. “My boyfriend,” you corrected. “Is probably fine. He has the fastest car on the grid, and a bunch of talent. I’m not worried.”
“Do you think the McLaren’s will beat you?”
“I’m a realist Will, and I’m not stupid. Obviously they’ll beat us, are you mental?”
“Ok,” he chuckled. “Thank you for your time.”
“Bye!” you smiled, walking away.
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Nicole called you as you stepped into the McLaren motorhome.
“Hey Nicole,” you smiled. “How are you?”
“I’d be better if my son wasn’t stupid,” she deadpanned.
You chuckled. “How is he stupid?”
“Are you with anyone now?”
“No, just in the McLaren motorhome trying to find your stupid son,” you shrugged. “What’s up?”
“He said you were his wife in an interview,” she sighed and you face-palmed. “Yeah.”
“Fuck’s sake,” you sighed, picking up the pace to try and find him quicker. You went to his driver’s room, the canteen, even Zak Brown’s office as you chatted to Nicole, then ultimately hung up to try and call Oscar.
He picked up after two rings. “Hey baby, everything alright? I’m looking for you right now and I can’t find you?”
“I’m in the McLaren motorhome,” you told him. “Did you tell someone that we were married?”
“Ummm… I don’t think so? I’m pretty sure I’ve been keeping it under wraps pretty tightly,” he chuckled. “Why?”
“Your mum just called me and told me you said I was your ‘wife’ in an interview, so… yeah,” you explained.
“Shit,” he whispered. “I’m sorry love, I didn’t mean to- it was a complete accident, I swear-”
“Osc, I’m not mad. To be honest I thought you would’ve been worse, I thought you would’ve accidentally posted the wedding photos or something,” you chuckled. “We should honestly just tell people. Anyways, come meet me, I want to see you.”
“I love you,” he was smiling, you could tell, happy you two didn’t have to hide it anymore. It had been both your ideas to hide the wedding, just to keep it quiet for a while. You asked all the drivers (all of them came), and anyone else within the F1 sphere to not post about anything to do with Ireland. You even went as far as to shut down an entire Terminal in the Dublin Airport to get people in and out inconspicuously. You just wanted your wedding to be yours, no one else's.
It was gorgeous though, getting married in a manor house on the coast of Galway with all of your closest family and friends was definitely one of the best days of your life. Your ‘honeymoon’ had consisted of showing both your extended families around Ireland, and spending nights watching films and reading books with Oscar by your side. It was relaxing, but not exactly what a honeymoon should be, so you two had a month-long trip to the Maldives planned for the winter.
Oscar wrapped his arms around you from behind and kissed your neck as he hummed a greeting.
“Well hello to you too,” you chuckled.
“I have such a gorgeous wife,” he smiled.
“I have such a gorgeous husband,” you smiled back. You turned around to him and kissed him quickly as a greeting, then you grabbed his hand and led him further into the motorhome. You two walked to his driver’s room, and you sat on the bed as Oscar pulled out his phone. You all sent texts out to various family and drivers, giving them permission to post pictures of your wedding, then shared your own.
"It's out," he turned to you.
You nodded, biting your lip to stop your smile. "It's out."
He smiled bashfully. :you're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
"Ditto," you chuckled and he laughed.
"Ditto?" he gawked. "Baby-"
"I'm kidding," you cupped his cheeks. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me too. I couldn't imagine my life without you, I love you ."
He blushed and leant in, pressing your lips together. "Now..." he smirked. "We can put our rings back on."
You smiled as you both pulled the necklaces that held you rings on them out from around your necks. You had Oscar's, and Oscar had yours. You took it off the chain and pushed it onto his finger, smiling as he did the same to you. Just like your wedding day.
"I'm so glad I married you," you smiled.
"I'm so glad you married me too."
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user5: WTAF
user569: i missed like 13000 chapters, they got married?????
user46: YAY Y/NOSCAR
user72: they're married????
y/npiastri: lando will cry, change the caption :(
-> alexalbon: ok MOM.
-> landonorris: I'm a grown man Y/n
-> y/npiastri: funny, because you don't act like it when you ask me to make you grilled cheese????
-> user37: she ate him up
-> user28: THE USERNAME CHANGE????!!!!!
user72: hey so this is insane.
kikagomez: I'm so normal about them (i cried 13 different times).
-> alexandrast.mleux: same (i didn't stop crying)
lilymhe: my OTP
-> alexalbon: I'll go fuck myself I guess???
-> oscarpiastri: off you go!
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user27: THE DRESS HELLO
user21: she really is the prettiest person on planet earth isn't she?
-> oscarpiastri: Yup :)
-> user21: HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO CUTE.
nicolepiastri: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
addiepiastri: ❤️❤️❤️
maepiastri: ❤️❤️❤️
chrispiastri: ❤️❤️❤️
user80: the whole piastri family in the comments :)))))
landonorris: she slayed.
-> pierregasly: real.
-> maxverstappen: real.
-> arthurleclerc: real.
-> zhouguanyu: real
-> lancestroll: real.
-> dannielriccardo: real.
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-> lewishamilton: real.
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-> kmag: real.
-> oscarpiastri: real.
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-> mickschumacher: real.
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->markwebber: real.
->jensonbutton: real.
->y/npiastri: THANKS GUYS :))))
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logansargeant: diabolical caption
-> landonorris: THANK YOU
-> logansargeant: no ones talking about the bouquet we picked out mate, that's why.
-> landonorris: DOUBLE HOW DARE YOU
y/npiastri: Love you Alex ❤️
oscarpiastri: Thanks Albono
georgerussell: ❤️
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y/npiastri: my love :) ->oscarpiastri: MY love :) -> landonorris: possessiveness kink much? -> y/npiastri: GET OFF YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW.
zakbrownceo: Adorable -> landonorris: why is bro acting like he was invited 🤣🤣🤣 -> zakbrownceo: why is bro acting like i'll just give him a seat next year 🤣🤣🤣🤣 -> landonorris: 😐
lewishamilton: pretty flowers, wonder who picked them??? -> logansargeant: ME! ->alexalbon: ME! -> landonorris: ME! -> fernandoalonso: ME! -> valtteribottas: ME! -> charlesleclerc: ME! -> georgerussell: ME! -> zhouguanyu: ME! -> lancestroll: ME! -> danielriccardo: ME! -> hattiepiastri: ME! -> addiepiastri: ME! -> maepiastri: ME! -> nicolepiastri: ME! ->kmag: ME! -> nicohulkenberg: ME! ->estebanocon: ME! -> pierregasly: ME! -> yukitsunonda: ME! ----------
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