#Shrimp Reviews

[shrimpletin]

Mantis shrimp

This isn't actually a shrimp. It's a bit of a liar in that field. However, I will overlook that, it has a good color. Interesting pattern, a lot of legs. It likes punching things which is great I identify with that very strongly. The purple eyes are cool and it can see more colors. So you know it's obviously better than humans, but is it better than your basic shrimp? I'm not sure...

Colour, 5/5

Shell, 4/5

Legs, 3/5

Score, 4 stars

It's pretty cool

[saspitite]

rating shrimp emojis

based on a similar post i saw (instead with seal emojis) as it made me think about how frequently shrimp are kinda... severely messed up anatomy-wise.

starting with apple's version, it's not bad but the face could be longer and the eyes are a bit disproportionately large. my man's antennule was cut off :( 6.5/10

google. again, not bad, but my boy's antennule are still gone... who did this to him? and why are his pleopods just little nubs? how does he swim with those? also not a big fan of the weirdly circular abdomen that suddenly shortens for the tail. 6/10

samsung. what the fuck did you do to his face. you massacred him. i dont even wanna give them the benefit of the doubt and say that it was just simplified, because the rest of his body is just... fine. and much more accurate. did they give up when drawing the head?? it's just a pile of spikes... 3/10

microsoft. highly simplistic so i guess that explains the shortcuts and strange anatomy. not a fan of how the long antennae seems to be sprouting from his forehead, but they did go for the simplistic route and theres only so much you can convey there, so 7/10 (added 2 points for cuteness, i couldn't resist)

whatsapp. no. no. bad die. wheres his maxilipeds. what happened to his face. what happened to his LEGS. you cant fucking move with those little formless pin needles. its a crime to continue letting this thing suffer on earth. please put it out of its misery. 2/10

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU TWITTER FUCK YOU WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM HE HAS NOTHING. HE HAS NOTHING. NO FACE NO LEGS NO ANTENNULE NO DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE CARAPACE AND THE ABDOMEN BY GOD HOW DOES THIS THING MOVE??? WHAT FUCKED UP GOD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO MAKE SUCH A MOCKERY OF A ONCE-BEAUTIFUL, INTRICATE LITTLE ANIMAL??? -100000000000/10

facebook.

thank fuck i was gonna lose it honestly. its not even perfect but i love it a whole lot more. finally my boy has his antennule!! a well defined face!! and he's not even in that dumb curled-up pose (that you'll typically only find from cooked shrimp), and they were daring enough to even put him in a more dynamic 3/4 perspective!! again, its not perfect, but after those two atrocities i'll embrace it with open arms. 8/10

LG. this honestly looks more like a cooked, unpeeled shrimp than a living one but it's whatever. not bad! at this point i'm just gonna accept that most shrimp emojis are just gonna forget about the antennule. i am (somewhat) at peace with that. 7/10

joypixels. kinda just feels like a wannabe of LG's version. plus the blobface, stop with the blobface, i will strangle you. it's okay but could use some more refining. 5/10

if you have any more emoji variants that you want me to review, show me thru reblogs!!!

[andaniellight]

Hmm I am so confused

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[pinewoodpipit]

hi i have scarlet fever here's fadeshrimps

[the-woman-upstairs]

It’s actually hilarious that The Entity immediately zeroes in on Ethan Hunt being the only genuine threat by recognizing he’s a chaotic, unpredictable force of nature.

[shrimps-ageredips]

Review for the Little For Big - Vintage Baby diapers!

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I've been wanting to make this for a bit since my first time wearing them ! I got a medium, and bought them for my bday! I wore them a few days before overnight. So, this is a bit overdue :] (my bday was may 25th!)

These dips are plastic-backed and pretty thick. This was my first time wearing adult dips, so I'm not super experienced putting them on!

Tapes:

The tapes are easy to apply, and don't tend to move much. If you tend to toss and turn a ton then it may make a snappy noise but they stayed in place the entire night ^^

They're pretty forgiving imo, they didn't lose their stick pretty quickly and were easy to adjust.

I don't rlly know the types of tapes out there, but there was a little bit of plastic on it that you peeled away to get to the tape and you just. stuck it on !

4 tapes!

Size:

It said I fit in both medium and large, but even the medium basically swallowed me lol. I think I'm just not super used to how big diapers r actually meant to be. It was pretty loose but I think that's because I had no idea what I was doing.

I found it kinda hard to move in but I think that's just bc of my pajamas!

Inside:

Very soft and fluffy. The padding was near perfect. It didn't irritate my skin at all, nor did it ever get stinky. I don't think it had a smell at all. Overall, it was pretty comfy !!

Outside:

The plastic felt very soft, actually! Sorta velvety?

I loved the print, it's so cute and goes all around.

Enjoyable colors!

Absorbancy:

It's very absorbent! I never laid in a puddle and it didn't feel wet at all.

I read it absorbs 5000-6800 which makes sense ! Personally I don't produce a ton of waste super fast so I prolly could've used it more.

I had no worries about leakages, and I barely made a dent in it, if that makes any sense !

Noise:

VERY loud. If I moved at all it'd make a ton of noise HISDHF

Very crunchy noises. Lots of crinkles. While I did enjoy it, I wasn't a fan of risking getting up bc of the noise UDHSIFD

Move-ability (is that a term??):

Easy to walk in, not easy to roll in. Might just be me, though. hah

Packaging:

I ordered off Amazon, so it came as an amazon fulfillment package! It came with most of the other stuff I ordered. So, it was discreet (despite how heavy the box was with 2 dip packs and more

Complaints:

The leg guards were a bit itchy and pokey. However, I was able to sleep through it.

While I liked the noise, it was VERY loud. I wasn't able to move at all without hearing lots of crinkles. Not a major complaint, though.

I have no idea if this is meant to have a specific back / front. Spent way too long trying to figure that out.

Overall rating: 97.5/100 !! :]

[brattylikestoeat]

He fine as hell but $55 American dollars? Like be for real.

[wiktorianala]

Hello there, "From Zero" is out since today, so Imma gonna talk about it, and give a review of some kind, 'cuz LP is my fave band and I luv them X333

+ just as always, at some parts I'm probably getting out of topic, I'm srry I don't control it

Gotta say, their come back wasn't on my bingo list for this year, or for any other year to be honest, I thought more that Mike's gonna continue his solo career, especially after release of "THE CRIMSON CHAPTER", but ngl I'm really happy that they're back with making music. Gotta say, Emily sings really great and honestly I think that she was a good pick for band vocalist (even thought at first it was kinda hard to get used to new voice in songs). So, I bought CD blindly (partly, 'cuz I've already listened to "Emptiness Machine", "Heavy is the Crown", "Over Eachother" 'n "Two Faced" the day they got released on yt, but today I waited with listening till I got home with disc), and I absolutelly don't regret it. It is an amazing album, with pretty diverse song genres, from rather "soft" "Over Eachother" to really heavy "Casuality". Genuelly it's just nice to finally get a fully new album. "Two Faced" and "Overflow" probably my fave tracks (but they all are amazing so picking one is hard... Ok for me maybe not all, because to be honest I'm not the biggest fan of "Casuality", but maybe it'll change, we'll see) There are only two things that bother me personaly, first one, why paper case and not jewel??? I'm a big paper cases hater, especially this one case, it's built in pretty weird way so until there's something laying on it, it'll open itself. So now, second problem in my opinion, the one that bothers me much more is, why case has such a weird size? It's on one side bigger than normal cases (and I'm sorry I know that someone might not really care and think that's weird, but for me, it cause this weird feeling when I look at it, and it don't line up with rest and partly stick out, I dunno why but it bothers me much more than it should, luckily I had a bit of free space next to rest albums, so it don't lay on rest, but rather stands next to them and it's not thet visible).

I ain't ranking it "_/10" 'cuz I totally suck at it, so instead take this tier list with all albums ranked in my opinion + a lil doodle. (PS; 2nd & 3rd tiers for me are very close, so tbh I could smash them together into one, the only reason' they're not one tier is fact that I like this two a tiny, tiny bit more than ones from 3rd tier)

So yeah, it's a really cool album, defenitlly would recomend. That's all I guess, ~Bye!

[sarrie]

I need to share with you all this screenshot of a review someone left about me when I still worked as the aquatics specialist at a Petco. I don’t know who they are but Shrimp Up has forever been incorporated into my vocabulary. 😭

[mythtiide]

kero food review: maruchan ramen noodle soup (beef flavor)

tasty 👍

this concludes the kero food review of maruchan ramen noodle soup (beef flavor)

[bluepoodle7]

#Kroger #SeapakShrimpScampi #ShrimpScampi #FrozenShrimpScampi #FrozenSeafoodReview

This is part 2 of the Kroger Seapak Shrimp Scampi and these are the rest of the images.

Part 1

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[shrimpletin]

Shrimp reviews

This is a classic shrimp. It's legs average and a good shade of red on the shell. It's Shrimp ability is mediocre at best but it makes up for it in the weird little tail bit that I forget the name of , is small with a classic three prong end

Colour , 4/5

Shell , 5/5

Legs , 3/5

Score, 4 stars

A true clasic

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

i think when mountaingnomes likes a fmns post it should get a little stamp of approval in the corner like

[commandermeg]

The shrimp tank in the living room is doing great, and I really appreciate that the first thing the shrimps did upon release was sit around eating their little wafers for two hours. MOOD.

[britneyshakespeare]

throughout the series of drake and josh it pretty consistently implies that josh nichols is a christian (josh peck is jewish) and in the finale of the series helen (played by yvette nicole brown, not jewish[?]) is portrayed as a practicing jew