#Shrimp Reviews

[shrimpletin]

Mantis shrimp

This isn't actually a shrimp. It's a bit of a liar in that field. However, I will overlook that, it has a good color. Interesting pattern, a lot of legs. It likes punching things which is great I identify with that very strongly. The purple eyes are cool and it can see more colors. So you know it's obviously better than humans, but is it better than your basic shrimp? I'm not sure...

Colour, 5/5

Shell, 4/5

Legs, 3/5

Score, 4 stars

It's pretty cool

[saspitite]

rating shrimp emojis

based on a similar post i saw (instead with seal emojis) as it made me think about how frequently shrimp are kinda... severely messed up anatomy-wise.

starting with apple's version, it's not bad but the face could be longer and the eyes are a bit disproportionately large. my man's antennule was cut off :( 6.5/10

google. again, not bad, but my boy's antennule are still gone... who did this to him? and why are his pleopods just little nubs? how does he swim with those? also not a big fan of the weirdly circular abdomen that suddenly shortens for the tail. 6/10

samsung. what the fuck did you do to his face. you massacred him. i dont even wanna give them the benefit of the doubt and say that it was just simplified, because the rest of his body is just... fine. and much more accurate. did they give up when drawing the head?? it's just a pile of spikes... 3/10

microsoft. highly simplistic so i guess that explains the shortcuts and strange anatomy. not a fan of how the long antennae seems to be sprouting from his forehead, but they did go for the simplistic route and theres only so much you can convey there, so 7/10 (added 2 points for cuteness, i couldn't resist)

whatsapp. no. no. bad die. wheres his maxilipeds. what happened to his face. what happened to his LEGS. you cant fucking move with those little formless pin needles. its a crime to continue letting this thing suffer on earth. please put it out of its misery. 2/10

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU TWITTER FUCK YOU WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM HE HAS NOTHING. HE HAS NOTHING. NO FACE NO LEGS NO ANTENNULE NO DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE CARAPACE AND THE ABDOMEN BY GOD HOW DOES THIS THING MOVE??? WHAT FUCKED UP GOD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO MAKE SUCH A MOCKERY OF A ONCE-BEAUTIFUL, INTRICATE LITTLE ANIMAL??? -100000000000/10

facebook.

thank fuck i was gonna lose it honestly. its not even perfect but i love it a whole lot more. finally my boy has his antennule!! a well defined face!! and he's not even in that dumb curled-up pose (that you'll typically only find from cooked shrimp), and they were daring enough to even put him in a more dynamic 3/4 perspective!! again, its not perfect, but after those two atrocities i'll embrace it with open arms. 8/10

LG. this honestly looks more like a cooked, unpeeled shrimp than a living one but it's whatever. not bad! at this point i'm just gonna accept that most shrimp emojis are just gonna forget about the antennule. i am (somewhat) at peace with that. 7/10

joypixels. kinda just feels like a wannabe of LG's version. plus the blobface, stop with the blobface, i will strangle you. it's okay but could use some more refining. 5/10

if you have any more emoji variants that you want me to review, show me thru reblogs!!!

[pinewoodpipit]

hi i have scarlet fever here's fadeshrimps

[the-woman-upstairs]

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[shrimps-ageredips]

Review for the Little For Big - Vintage Baby diapers!

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I've been wanting to make this for a bit since my first time wearing them ! I got a medium, and bought them for my bday! I wore them a few days before overnight. So, this is a bit overdue :] (my bday was may 25th!)

These dips are plastic-backed and pretty thick. This was my first time wearing adult dips, so I'm not super experienced putting them on!

Tapes:

The tapes are easy to apply, and don't tend to move much. If you tend to toss and turn a ton then it may make a snappy noise but they stayed in place the entire night ^^

They're pretty forgiving imo, they didn't lose their stick pretty quickly and were easy to adjust.

I don't rlly know the types of tapes out there, but there was a little bit of plastic on it that you peeled away to get to the tape and you just. stuck it on !

4 tapes!

Size:

It said I fit in both medium and large, but even the medium basically swallowed me lol. I think I'm just not super used to how big diapers r actually meant to be. It was pretty loose but I think that's because I had no idea what I was doing.

I found it kinda hard to move in but I think that's just bc of my pajamas!

Inside:

Very soft and fluffy. The padding was near perfect. It didn't irritate my skin at all, nor did it ever get stinky. I don't think it had a smell at all. Overall, it was pretty comfy !!

Outside:

The plastic felt very soft, actually! Sorta velvety?

I loved the print, it's so cute and goes all around.

Enjoyable colors!

Absorbancy:

It's very absorbent! I never laid in a puddle and it didn't feel wet at all.

I read it absorbs 5000-6800 which makes sense ! Personally I don't produce a ton of waste super fast so I prolly could've used it more.

I had no worries about leakages, and I barely made a dent in it, if that makes any sense !

Noise:

VERY loud. If I moved at all it'd make a ton of noise HISDHF

Very crunchy noises. Lots of crinkles. While I did enjoy it, I wasn't a fan of risking getting up bc of the noise UDHSIFD

Move-ability (is that a term??):

Easy to walk in, not easy to roll in. Might just be me, though. hah

Packaging:

I ordered off Amazon, so it came as an amazon fulfillment package! It came with most of the other stuff I ordered. So, it was discreet (despite how heavy the box was with 2 dip packs and more

Complaints:

The leg guards were a bit itchy and pokey. However, I was able to sleep through it.

While I liked the noise, it was VERY loud. I wasn't able to move at all without hearing lots of crinkles. Not a major complaint, though.

I have no idea if this is meant to have a specific back / front. Spent way too long trying to figure that out.

Overall rating: 97.5/100 !! :]

[brattylikestoeat]

He fine as hell but $55 American dollars? Like be for real.

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

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[commandermeg]

The shrimp tank in the living room is doing great, and I really appreciate that the first thing the shrimps did upon release was sit around eating their little wafers for two hours. MOOD.

[britneyshakespeare]

throughout the series of drake and josh it pretty consistently implies that josh nichols is a christian (josh peck is jewish) and in the finale of the series helen (played by yvette nicole brown, not jewish[?]) is portrayed as a practicing jew

[shrimpletin]

Shrimp reviews

This is a classic shrimp. It's legs average and a good shade of red on the shell. It's Shrimp ability is mediocre at best but it makes up for it in the weird little tail bit that I forget the name of , is small with a classic three prong end

Colour , 4/5

Shell , 5/5

Legs , 3/5

Score, 4 stars

A true clasic

[bumblingbabooshka]

The reviews are in!!!

[larrylimericks]

24Oct22

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[mywifeleftme]

143: Shrimp Boat // Duende

Duende Shrimp Boat 1992, Bar/None

Though today pretty well unknown outside Chicagoland’s plaid belt, in their day Shrimp Boat were a vital part of the root system that would produce seminal post-rock (Tortoise), weirdo Americana (Wilco, Califone), and whatever you want to call the Sea and Cake. (Trouser Press offers, as usual, a useful overview.) In retrospect, Duende sounds quite modest compared to the landmarks this scene would produce over the next few years, but their shambling, improvisational-sounding takes on various flavours of ethnic folk music offer both simple, tuneful pleasures and musicological interest for those tuned into the way the players find each other in space. Singer Sam Prekop (later of the Sea and Cake) sings in a post-Violent Femmes/Meat Puppets indie guy whine, and if none of the free-associative lyrics are particularly memorable (save for peanut butter-on-the-brain rhymes like “Van Buren” with “urine”) his sloshing cadences nicely match the band’s unpredictable lurching and weaving. You almost certainly lose something only being able to hear them; live, the members of the band would frequently switch instruments, and the thrill of hearing them successfully mash up an Appalachian-sounding banjo melody with jazzy sax would be enhanced quite a bit by watching the encounter seem to develop organically before your eyes in some smoky loft. Still, Duende is a breezy, well-textured listen that rewards your focus, even as it affably wanders.

143/365

[artsysister]

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