#Shocking I know.
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This game infuriates me to no end why do I continue to play it?
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what the fuck is your name. is it smchorp. is your last name mcdurgen.
Alas, I have lied to you all. My real name isn’t Shmorp-Mcdurgen, despite what my username states.
No, my real name is not even close to it. My real name is
#asks are neat#shocking I know.#such a name isn’t even remotely close to what my profile states#preparing my YouTube apology video as we speak
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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knights and wizards for hw
#i will be genuinely shocked if anyone knows who these are supposed to be redesigns of#my art#mine#i feel like my character designs are sort of obviously derivative and kinda lame#im not forced to do charadesign enough#i lack sauce#but im working on it#.
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Put a joint in my mouth while I’m cockwarming you and hold my nose shut so all I can do is breath in as long of a drag as you want. When I can’t take it anymore and start coughing, you can feel me tightening on your dick with each hack. I’ll look at you with pleading watery eyes as my body tries to catch its breath and process pleasure all while I’m getting stoned <3
#I….😵💫😵💫😵💫#the way I shock myself with my mind#t4t#intox#intox k1nk#intox fantasy#intox play#ftm nsft#weed intox#t4t nsft#ftm t4t#t4t ns/fw#intox kink#intoxication play#intoxication kink#forced intox#t4t mlm#ftm dom#ftm daddy#t4t puppy#ftm ns/fw#this might be targeted…who know
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yesterday I went to a little meeting at my local queer community center and I was admiring their bookshelves and mentioned that I work at the public library and someone said "well I bet they don't have any [LGBTQ+ books] at our library" and I was like um. yes we do. we have tons of them. half of our employees are queer leftists so they said "oh well I bet they don't in [nearby rural county]" and I was like uh once again yes they absolutely do. gay people live and work there as well
so here's a quick reminder that if you don't think your local library has enough queer centered materials you should actually check before assuming, and if you're not satisfied with their collection you should submit a request for more such books. I don't know what the political landscape of libraries looks like outside the us rn, but within the us no matter where you are, I promise you there are employees at your library fighting for inclusion and intellectual freedom and they can't win without vocal public support
#literally maddening thing to hear#we were fucking at pride this year#i know missouri is a hell hole but there are people working really fucking hard to make it better and we could use some support here#just fucking go to your local libraries website right now literally right this second#and look around#you may be shocked at the stuff you discover there
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he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!
PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 9 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 9 spoilers#snakes#ONE MORE DOWN#oh my god happy jamil was SO scary and yet adorable all at once#i want real jamil to see him and just be utterly disgusted#and yet he got nothing on the return of everyone's favorite twst character: WEIRD RHYTHMIC ELEPHANT#oh weird rhythmic elephant what would we do without you#me kicking my stupid little feet as jamil wakes up through sheer force of kalim though#he was SO happy for jamil and SO ready to just go along with everything. my sweet boy.#jamil getting so flustered by him that he's just shocked back into reality#and the SLAPFIGHT#silver being like 'they need this' and doing his one smile animation as kalim and jamil are pulling on each other's hair and going YOU SMEL#mmm yes delicious#also this is probably nothing but#but...they brought up the whole thing with azul having dirt on crowley again#the thing that was briefly alluded to in episode 4 and never mentioned ever again?!#i had JUST finally convinced myself that i was reading too much into it and it was just azul playing along with jamil's plan#but now they've mentioned it again and i'm going to be all BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAN for another three years about it#is it a meaningless reference to that one scene?! is it absolutely ridiculous foreshadowing?! am i ever going to be validated?!#I HAVE TO KNOW
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[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]
Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!
#dbhc#dbhc art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft s10#dbhc keralis#keralis#dbhc xb#xbcrafted#xb#dbhc bdubs#bdubs#bdoubleO100#xbralis#YAYYY SHIP TAG#art escapades#i know it's probably obvious but i thought it would be so funny if we've got all of this build up for the massive ships#ie ethubs and grumbo and ranchers and docsuma#and then. hi this is canon. anyway LKJGSLDKJFG#BDUBS IS ALSO SHOCKED#but for everyone also guessing that this is the first time bdubs is realizing a human can be in a relationship with an android:#i can assure you nothing has stopped bdubs from. erm. entertaining such an idea in his head but that WOULD be SO FUNNY
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Okay but the contrast to this moment and Horse and the Infant!!
Because Odysseus begs both times, “Please don’t make me do this.”
But the first time Zeus is telling him to kill one baby to save everyone else (most importantly his wife) and he isn’t really being given a choice “This is the will of the Gods”
Whereas this time it really is a choice. A horrible choice, yes, but Odysseus is not being made to kill his crew, he is deciding between their lives and seeing his wife again. In Horse and The Infant he does something terrible to save more lives. In Thunder Bringer he does something terrible that sacrifices many lives solely to save his own. He really has become a monster.
And yet, right from the beginning Ody tells us that he would trade the world to see his son and wife. He would have always made this choice. It’s just that now he can throw the guilt away.
He has become a monster and in the same breath he is exactly the same.
#I’m trying to form conherent thoughts through the shock#I don’t know if it’s working#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#epic the troy saga#odysseus#thunder saga#thunder saga spoilers#epic the musical spoilers
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He'd been flying above Metropolis.
Like a good ghost! Doing nothing but relax! Enjoying the weather, really.
It was so cool, Superman came up to him, they talked even! Superman was very, very, uncomfortable when Danny mentioned he was kinda dead.
It was really awesome.
Yeah, the keypoint being was.
Now? Now he is in Superman's arms, very much alive after being hit by a stray beam from Lex Luthors newest invention, quite literally hit from the sky when he didn't expect it and out of f reflex turned back human.
"I'm... alive?" He jokes weakly, smiling awkwardly at Superman's stare.
Danny considered this awkward.
Clark was processing the fact Lex Luthor somehow managed to bring back someone from death, his hands now full of said miracle and—
Shit, does the kid even have family left? What's he going to tell Lois!?
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#writing prompt#fic prompt#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#Superman is so flabbergasted#superman has no idea whats going on#superman is just tired man#danny has no idea whats going on#theyre both so shocked#superman is wondering if he just became a father#danny is figuring out how to get out of thia situation#clark: i know this is scary! but now you have a new chance at life! would you like to stay with me and my wife? :')#danny: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Do lock shock and barrel ever do that thing where after you go clothes shopping you do a little fashion show to your friends to show off the new clothes? Also would shocks girlfriend join?
No fashion shows but we have noticed we've been looking...cooler lately 😎
#tnbc#MyArt#this was such a THROWBACK#I completely forgot about Shock's poncho and mesh spiderweb shirt#And Lock's like...pointy hand guards omg#Barrel had a rough deal from the start I'm so sorry my guy I just didn't know how to deviate from the movie material back then#Hope I made it up to ya this time around!
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Them, your honor
Anyways thank you echoes for giving poor a-ttp link a rest
#tloz#princess zelda#link#echoes of wisdom#echoes of wisdom spoilers#eow#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#listen i dont know where based link came from i just thought it was funny how shocked everyone looked at the end of the game#i did originally have the flynn poster thing as a funny page option but everybody else has already done it now lol#you know she went to lueburry and link 2 minutes after the game and got herself another sweet cloak#i like to think stamps do indeed take off and its 98% zeldas fault#but yes zelda gets to be the protag of this game due to having an actual loving father#sorry wild zelda lol#but yes outfits are vaguely st-r wars inspired#idk if that comes through or not
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with the game mouthwashing getting more popular, i have seen a lot of youtube thumbnails using the burned character for shock value, or responding to him by calling scenes "disgusting", and i just want to be mindful to listen to people with facial differences
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this interview with zaid is a nice watch to start with
#just seeing lets plays made me aware of this#if i need to edit anything in this post let me know#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#Youtube#i think mouthwashing had VERY impressive storytelling and good characters in there but just some lets play reactions were of shock+repulsion
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pov: me reading the final game between the ravens and the foxes from jean's pov
#me acting shocked when kevin scored with two seconds left as if i hadnt know that would happen for years#jean moreau#the sunshine court#tsc#tsc spoilers#all for the game#aftg#kevin day#neil josten#andrew minyard#nora sakavic#jeremy knox#catalina alvarez#laila dermott
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he’s just a kitty
#also i like how puss seems more shocked/scared when witnessing the deaths of jack’s men than he normally would be#cuz of the fact he’s on his last life and knows that could be him if he’s not careful#puss in boots#puss in boots the last wish
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I could go on bout Class of '09 and its writing but my main takeaway from that game is that they missed the chance to replicate the 2000s Teletoon era style of cartoon like your 6teens, Stoked, Detentionaires. Total dramas, etc
#class of 09#class of 09 the re up#redesign#was watching my friends play and like theres some funny moments but I think its#too try-hard offensive and once you know it loves to be shocking its easy to predict where things go
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