#Ship onion

[ilovelifee]

Gravity falls as onion headlines part I part II

part III

[starrysharks]

yeah boy and doll face

[airoarts]

My favorite gay dragon. in videogames.

ID in alt and under cut

ID: a digital painting of Wrathion from World of Warcraft in both his visage and dragon form, visible from the bust up. His visage, a black human man with glowing red eyes and long curly hair, is depicted in the foreground with dragon wings visible around him, and his dragon form, with black scales and red eyes, is in the background roaring. The background is a soft gradient from blue to pink to orange. End ID

[mammalsofaction]

since you've compiled moments where heinz is the possessive one... could we possibly get ones of perry being the jealous/possessive one? 👀

OH NONNIE I GIGGLED

Let's start with the basics 🙏🏼🙏🏼:

Their entire B-Plot in About Time:

Including their legendary first break up song where Perry started staring into puddles like a disney princess with a falshback montage:

(Here's an extended Alt):

Which led to Perry getting pissed off whenever Heinz is in Seattle without telling him (Meapless in Seattle):

And eventually Perry getting pissed off when Heinz got kidnapped by Peter's situationship and rushing to go save him in Seattle again. (Lost in Danville) (Yes, Perry is not the hugest fan of Seattle)

Heinz ended giving Mystery relationship advice and Peter got to meet Mystery's parents :)

Im running out of the picture limit. I can't find the one where Perry got upset when Heinz brought up the babe Inator, but here is Perry getting upset when Mono's speculating about Heinz's new date:

Perry being an overprotective asshole who won't let Heinz do missions during OWCA files:

Some fucking merch content of all things:

Perry being really sad and reaching for Heinz during their SECOND break up arc in Milo Murphy's Law:

Sending a card that was probably his equivalent to falling on knees grovelling:

Damn did I forget to tell you Perry takes pictures, edits, and keeps a whole stash of his photos with Doof in his wallet? Must've slipped my mind:

Anyway. The misunderstanding in MML was because Perry ends up being Time Industries' (Heinz future business endeavor as the Founder of Time Travelling) first and largest shareholder. He cashes in every penny made in overtime for Heinz to build his company back up.

Dan Povenmire stitched this chibi shorts episode as one SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR A "Specific subset of the Phineas and Ferb fandom" spoiler alert: apparently Perry's less upset about Heinz going around kissing people when it's Perry he's kissing.

Here's a short where Perry is apparently less cool about Heinz getting beat up when its someone else beating him up:

And here's a lil bonus Perry getting upset by a fake platypus Baljeet made when he went missing:

This is a very, VERY limited list, including moments of Perry being Fucking Whipped. I have carefully redacted moments of:

-Perry being sweet

-Perry being supportive

-Them being domestic

-Perry being so, so, so incredibly fond of Heinz

-Perry trusting Heinz with his life.

-Perry being sure Heinz doesn't have a life outside of him, anyway.

And in fact i am sure i have missed a lot more out of canon content. Perry being codependent, possessive, protective and jealous is common knowledge at this point. I've made a post before where Perry the Second Dimension proves that Perry has control Issues and an insecurity of being easily replaced by his loved ones, excaberted by Francis' frequent threats of relocating him at the drop of a hat.

Tldr: Perry suffers from down bad-ism and if you look at Heinz too long he is liable to commit violence ♥️♥️♥️

[shmowder]

Yeah I ship *looks at smudged writing on hand* cubrakhonionsky

[wisted-twonderland]

aware

[imjustapoorwayfaringgeek]

stannis the middle child and his emotional support smuggler

[soulsilvers]

literally feel like a caveman discovering agriculture for the first time. what the hell is this. feeling proud of my first ever homegrown basil bushes!!

[hammerhead-jpg]

I know I already posted this drawing once before but it bothered my SOUL because imo the rendering is so nice like I cooked so hard w it but their faces looked so fucking weird to me and I just needed to fix it up a little (also my Will design changed a bit)

Og under the cut....(Jumpscare warning)⬇️

I can't describe the relief I feel now that I can appreciate the top tier rendering that I did without feeling horror at looking like their faces

Like Nico WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?? he is directly behind you idc how far you turn your eyeballs you are not going to be able to see him!!!

[resident-wof-expert]

[inhalftones]

i see a lot of people crackship characters from brad pitt & edward norton’s movies and i’ve become a very big participant of this so here’s some crackships of mine i don’t see many talk about, if at all. if anyone cares

probably gonna have to walk with me on the last one but they don’t call it crackshipping for nothing… it’s not really a srs ship either, aaron hates jeffrey and jeffrey doesn’t leave him alone and it’s funny to me… shout out to oomf kellin for going insane w/ me over these freaks (affectionate)

[wandixx]

For the art prompts: draw your characters (presumably Danny and M'gann here, but your choice) on a series of dates! I haven't come up with an art prompt before, so idk if it's good or anything lol, but the way I envision it, it could be fun to think about what Danny and M'gann would like to do together on a more daily basis, outside of big summonings or fighting extradimensional beings. No pressure to do anything if the idea doesn't strike the creative nerve! Feel free to say nah.

Legit though this is sounding fun to my brain so I might draw it too.

Have a good day, friend! Good luck with exams! <3

Hello Pickle, it's nice to see you!

Only one date of them as of now, because I'm really slow at art and for some reason even when I get more casual ideas I often can't get through more than finding pose references (*cough*Christmas story was supposed to be acompanied by lil art of kids sleeping on the couch*cough*), but yeah. M'gann wanted to cook with her boyfriend, and Danny really hoped gloves would be enough to save him from reanimating food. It didn't

M’gann: Onion is alive!

Danny: Don't worry about it!

M’gann: You have a gun?! We were supposed to make lecho!

Danny: Isn't it normal kitchen equipment?!

Unedited version and face close-ups

[waxtrailsonmyshoulders]

My boyfriend (a straight, cis man) just told me that he watched Glass Onion yesterday after I recommended it to him, and then had the AUDACITY to ask me how I know that Benoit Blanc is gay and Hugh Grant is his live-in boyfriend?

Like???? The sky is blue, babe, just gotta open your eyes!!!

For the record, Benoit Blanc: 1. Wears those funky little suits with stripes and patterns and the little scarves. Have you ever seen straight men wear anything that fun and fruity? Or accessorize said no-fun outfits? No, you haven't. 2. Avoids Birdie, a conventionally attractive woman, heavily flirting with him, like the effing Bubonic Plague. 3. Takes long baths in the tub with cute little rubber duckies and soap. FRUITY. 4. Has NO REACTION other than a polite little cough to getting liquid shot down his throat!!!!! 5. HUGH GRANT IS IN HIS HOUSE COVERED IN FLOUR! JFC THEY'RE NOT JUST ROOMMATES!!!

[d6b-onion]

i feel like sometimes my fandom of choice has completely spoiled me because in other fandoms there are ≤4 workable pairings (especially wlw). meanwhile in touhou

"average fandom has 10 relatively popular wlw ships" factoid is actually just a statistical error. ZUN georg, who lives in the rainbow dragon cave and makes 10 girls a day with varying degrees of homoeroticism is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[voiarc-draws]

no you don’t get it bcuz I love these 3

[ifucanthang]

save me ladybron save me 💔