#Shia Lebouf
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now that he'll have control of congress the only thing that can stop trump is shia labeouf putting together another "he will not divide us" art project
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“Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin.”
Nymphomaniac (2013) dir. Lars von Trier
#nymphomaniac#lars von trier#charlotte gainsbourg#stacy martin#stellan skarsgard#shia lebouf#uma thurman#mia goth#film screencaps#film stills#films#screencaps#cinematography
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You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your orb is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Gnomish Bastard
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Gnomish Bastard
You're looking for you broom but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for you life (from Gnomish Bastard)
He's throwing a damn knife (it's Gnomish Bastard)
Lurking in the shadows
Magical murderer Gnomish Bastard
Living in the woods (Gnomish Bastard)
Killing for sport (Gnomish Bastard)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Gnomish Bastard
Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a damn bastard
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A wizard tower with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a rune trap!
Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
Limping to the tower (quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside
Gnomish Bastard
Sharpening an shovel (Gnomish Bastard)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Gnomish Bastard)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling spellcaster
Gnomish Bastard
Fighting for your life with Gnomish Bastard
Wrestling a knife from Gnomish Bastard
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Gnomish Bastard
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You've beaten Gnomish Bastard
Wait! He isn't dead (Shotgun surprise)
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do jiu-jitsu
Body slam archmagos Gnomish Bastard
Legendary fight with Gnomish Bastard
Normal Tuesday night for Gnomish Bastard
You try to swing an axe at Gnomish Bastard
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping his head now
You have just decapitated Gnomish Bastard
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Gnomish Bastard
Wait! He isn't dead (Shovel surprise)
There's a shovel in your head and death in his eyes
Everything Fades to black…
You wake up in a wooden cart with 3 other men.
“Hey you! You’re finally awake!”
#wizard#wizard posting#wizard tumblr#wizard shit#wizardposting#artificer#gnome#gnome post#shia lebouf#rob cantor
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Disney Adventures, June 2002
#Disney Adventures#2002#2000s#NBA#Hamtaro#A Knight's Tale#Heath Ledger#Pink#Allen Iverson#Natalie Portman#Shia Lebouf#Olsen Twins#mary kate and ashley#Lilo and Stitch#Venus Williams#Jimmy Neutron#Derek Jeter#Spider man#calendar
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Nymphomaniac: Vol 1
#nymphomaniac#nymph3t#charlotte gainsbourg#lars von trier#shia lebouf#girlblogging#film#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#cinema#femcel#lana del rey#this is what makes us girls#cinema stills#dollette#intimacy#my stills#love#shia labeouf
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Don't let your dreams be dreams
Make your dreams come true
Nothing is impossible
Yes, you can
Just do me 👉👈🥺
#im trying to make my fantasies a reality#maybe smash#the saga continues#like this wasnt planned but i took the opportunity 😅#you#us#adidas#nike#shoes#will they won't they#girl#boy#mine#just do it#shia lebouf
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The only thing I remember about Megalopolis is Aubrey Plaza sitting on Shia LeBeouf’s face and I feel okay about that, actually.
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I really hope the Bumblebee Movie and ROTB are a reboot of the Live Action Transformers Universe because the Bayverse is my ultimate enemy and I would pay real money to have a Transformers Universe where women weren’t turned into jokes or used as overly sexualised props to the point of being useless to the plot
#we women like giant robot aliens too#Sam Witwicky is the worlds whiniest child#also the actor is apparently really gross irl#give me a series about Major Lennox#I want a Live Action version of MTMTE#also a comic accurate Ratchet for once would be nice#transformers#bayverse#bumblebee#anti bayverse#rise of the beats#rotb#his voice is annoying#shia lebouf#Megan fox#optimus prime#maccadam#major lennox#idw#rodimus#lost light#transformers mtmte
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fka twigs as shy girl in honey boy (2019) dir. alma har'el
#honey boy#alma har'el#fka twigs#shia lebouf#noah jupe#film aesthetic#film stills#film#random headers#american film#american cinema#10s cinema
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There is not a one path There isn't even a 'right' path There is only your path You are lost in the woods.
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Khleo Thomas put together a reunion to celebrate the 20 year anniversary. This was so cute!
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#shia lebouf#Shia lebeouf#homestuck#art#my ocs art#oc#oc art#Poot Lovato#ultimate Phil#ult Phil#fart stinker
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so who was going to tell me that mia goth and shia labeouf are MARRIED
TO EACH OTHER
#i havent posted my own thoughts in forever#this felt important enough to#immediately#be ass blasted STRAIGHT on to the internet#does it add anything to this if i say that i was listening to the#shia lebouf#song#while i learned this information#talk abt a#shia surprise !!!!
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"Shia LaBeouf" Live but it's a statement narrated by Jon.
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Watched Fury (2014) with my sibling & this was their review
#fury 2014#war movies#highly recommend btw#outstanding performances from everyone involved#peanut gallery#logan lerman#shia lebouf#brad pitt#micheal peña#jon bernthal
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Ladies and Gentlemen... H E R
#young megan fox#meganfox#megan fox#foryоu#fyp#fanaccount#tumblr#trend#popular#transformers#shia lebouf#transformers fanart#revenge of the fallen#micheal bay#trending#2000s icons#2000s core#2000s aesthetic#beautiful
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