#Shia Lebouf

[filmreveries]

“Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin.”

Nymphomaniac (2013) dir. Lars von Trier

[correctopinionhaver]

now that he'll have control of congress the only thing that can stop trump is shia labeouf putting together another "he will not divide us" art project

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your orb is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Gnomish Bastard

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

Gnomish Bastard

You're looking for you broom but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face

My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Gnomish Bastard)

He's throwing a damn knife (it's Gnomish Bastard)

Lurking in the shadows

Magical murderer Gnomish Bastard

Living in the woods (Gnomish Bastard)

Killing for sport (Gnomish Bastard)

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Gnomish Bastard

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him

But you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a damn bastard

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A wizard tower with a light on

Hope! You move stealthily toward it

But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a rune trap!

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)

Limping to the tower (quiet, quiet)

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside

Gnomish Bastard

Sharpening an shovel (Gnomish Bastard)

But he doesn't hear you enter (Gnomish Bastard)

You're sneaking up behind him

Strangling spellcaster

Gnomish Bastard

Fighting for your life with Gnomish Bastard

Wrestling a knife from Gnomish Bastard

Stab him in his kidney

Safe at last from Gnomish Bastard

You limp into the dark woods

Blood oozing from your stump leg

You've beaten Gnomish Bastard

Wait! He isn't dead (Shotgun surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

But you can do jiu-jitsu

Body slam archmagos Gnomish Bastard

Legendary fight with Gnomish Bastard

Normal Tuesday night for Gnomish Bastard

You try to swing an axe at Gnomish Bastard

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping his head now

You have just decapitated Gnomish Bastard

His head topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Gnomish Bastard

Wait! He isn't dead (Shovel surprise)

There's a shovel in your head and death in his eyes

Everything Fades to black…

You wake up in a wooden cart with 3 other men.

“Hey you! You’re finally awake!”

[damailbox]

Disney Adventures, June 2002

[alteredsu]

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Make your dreams come true

Nothing is impossible

Yes, you can

Just do me 👉👈🥺

[amandads]

The only thing I remember about Megalopolis is Aubrey Plaza sitting on Shia LeBeouf’s face and I feel okay about that, actually.

[wetsocksinbed]

I really hope the Bumblebee Movie and ROTB are a reboot of the Live Action Transformers Universe because the Bayverse is my ultimate enemy and I would pay real money to have a Transformers Universe where women weren’t turned into jokes or used as overly sexualised props to the point of being useless to the plot

[honeygleam]

fka twigs as shy girl in honey boy (2019) dir. alma har'el

[askzloyxp]

There is not a one path There isn't even a 'right' path There is only your path You are lost in the woods.

[dabokolo]

Khleo Thomas put together a reunion to celebrate the 20 year anniversary. This was so cute!

[breadfacednerd]

[jesus-discarted-underwear]

so who was going to tell me that mia goth and shia labeouf are MARRIED

TO EACH OTHER

[ratpyramid]

"Shia LaBeouf" Live but it's a statement narrated by Jon.

[cervicrazed]

Watched Fury (2014) with my sibling & this was their review

[primemeganfox]

Ladies and Gentlemen... H E R

[enimaximus]

You know something is wrong with you if you've been spiritually changed by watching charlie fucking countryman