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Shenanigans in the Grand Order, part 728
*deep sigh* And what do you mean by that, sir?
Oy vey, oy vey...
So, what you said (back then) is, essentially, an oxymoron?
And your semi-amnesia is goddamn pointless!
I feel like actual!Dobrynya would get along with Odysseus.
Heh, and he gets summoned to take care of a kid. And not just any kid... It's Koyanskaya.
And the (what feels like a last second) reason why she looks like Tamamo: Amaterasu came by (Why? Who tf knows) and granted her a life.
Anyway, this is now done. It's... not as awful as many make it out to be, but this chapter definitely has problems. It feels just so rushed. I know that story chapters and event stories usually have months to "wait in the oven", so to speak, but Tunguska felt like it only had weeks to prepare.
I'm not sure if it's because:
1) Sakurai also wrote the Christmas event and also this one, therefore writing two things back-to-back
2) Covid still causing some amount of trouble (remember, this originally came out two years ago on JP)
3) Sakurai was beginning to write Fate: Lost Einherjar and possibly being roped to be one of the writers for Samurai Remnant, and also possibly beginning to write the story for Summer 7
4) Some sort of combination to the above or some other reason
Like. I'm way more curious to what went on behind the scenes for Tunguska than I am for any of the other story chapters. Give me the goddamn tea.
Any positives? Beyond that it does end (albeit not in a satisfying way), Taigong Wang's nice, and the soundtrack introduced here is good too. And that's kinda it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And besides how rushed it feels, where do I begin with the negatives? The way Ibuki is given semi-amnesia, but the only characterization is "the party girl who is also the brute"? The two mounts who add nothing to the story? Why are there two halves of Koyanskaya now running around in Chaldea? Several characters repeating themselves ad nauseum- scratch that, that's sadly a Sakurai writing tick.
And oh man, Dobrynya and how Koyan came to be. I absolutely despise FGO's take on Dobrynya. Not only because it's yet another case of "it's this person, but it's actually that person!" (this case being the wife Natasha), but her design holds nothing to either of them - and what I mean by that is that her design is almost literally a recolor of her illustrator's FF14 OC. I am not kidding with that. And while that isn't particularly new, Raita did that before with Raikou. But here's the thing, Raikou - even with her "I can't take this character seriously because of her assets" design, she still fits in with where she came from in a more fantasy way. Dobrynya doesn't. And don't get me started with her coloration (oh yes, I want to be snow-blinded by a character's art /s).
And Koyanskaya's backstory... On one hand, being the embodiment of many animal souls because of a natural event (the Tunguska explosion) is a really interesting concept for a Servant, and I kinda want to see other kinds of concepts in the future. On the other hand, how it connects to her love/hate relationship with humanity is a load of crap. "Oh, the animals mistook the sound of the explosion for gunfire-" let me tell you how bullshit that sounds. Animals can be damn intelligent. They know what humans are. Several of them know in what way we do. They also can tell before any of us know when something is wrong, whether it be reacting to something that we don't see or when something like a volcano is going to go off. I don't know if the whole "animals mistook the explosion for gunfire" is something Sakurai herself wrote, or is something that Nasu wrote who just passed it onto her, but it really is just a bullshit reasoning for why Koyanskaya hates humanity. You could've made her the embodiment of something that humanity actually was responsible for, like Chernobyl for example. Just. Why.
I plan to get through Traum later this year, and then after that I'll be waiting for... LB7... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
SQ used: 0
Revival stones: 0 (I wish to bonk the devs for not allowing the players to use the stones for main interludes with a bat)
#Fate/Grand Order#Shenanigans in the Grand Order#Taigong Wang (FGO)#Ibuki-Douji (FGO)#also why tf was this a limited event#there's no particular reason why#''oh it's bc it's also a raid event'' *Solomon* when it first dropped had raids#and it's still a main story chapter
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Thinking cap on and the dynamics around Guda's room are like... The most complex thing ever.
Of course, we must first refer to our stalker daisenpai Kiyohime, she's been under the bed since forever. Then there's the Hassans and the ninjas who are always on standby, apparently. There's the mini Cú Alter plushie and Tameshomo (the phone that can turn into a mini Tametomo that can fight by itself), the toys that protect Guda. There's also all the animals they got on Valentine's Day (with the exception of Xanthos, being a Hol' Horse and all). There's Douman on the ceiling. Oberon and Takasugi borrow the bed (Takasugi borrows it with Guda). The Count probably still watches Guda as they sleep even after Ordeal Call shenanigans. There's Merlin, Abby and a shit-ton of Servants watching Guda's dreams.
All I want to say is: Guda sleeps like they're fucking dead. There's no other possible way.
#i've seen a lot of fics characterize guda as having some form of insomnia#and i have to say: hell fucking no it's simply not possible#besides guda canonically can sleep anywhere#it's probably why they're particularly open to mental attacks/dream travel shenanigans#fate/grand order#fgo#fujimaru ritsuka#guda
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Summer 9 line-up is revealed, with Classes this time (mostly). They are:
Ciel, aka Mystery Agent C.I.E.L (5 star, Moon Cancer)
Dobrynya Nikitich (4 star, Lancer)
Xu Fu (4 star, Avenger)
BB Dubai (most likely Kazuradrop in disguise) (5 star, Moon Cancer)
Tenochtitlan (4 star, Moon Cancer)
Mystery Heroine XX Alter (4 star, Foreigner)
Also, this event will be technically two months long, since it's going to be combined with OC3, a limited chapter (again?!) written by Nasu. It'll be released in three parts like Avalon, and most likely focused on the Moon Cancer Class. It'll also give out a Servant (most likely the Summer Welfare) once completed, and will be moved to Main Interlude at a later point. It's also been stated that there'll be other events going on during this time period (most likely evocation festival/interlude drops/some other campaigns).
#Fate/Grand Order#fgo news#I just woke up from a nap and just seeing all this. just wow.#I have never been so disinterested from the line-up before lmao#and just. a limited chapter related to Moon Cancers? that's also connected to the summer event?#*W H A T* is that mushroom man *on*#there's BB2: electric boogaloo. there's two Servantverse characters. there's the whitewashed city from Mexico#(who's only characterization I'm aware of is in love with the MC).#this really feels like Summer 8 all over again#like there's a clear theme going on (Moon Cancer + Servantverse shenanigans)#and there's two people who don't really have much a connection (Dobrynya and Xu Fu)#just like how Summer 8 was just Oops All Avalon ft. Suzuka Gozen and Chloe
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Wanted to draw flowing hair
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was that goodbye necessary
#my art#fate/grand order#fgo#da vinci#mash kyrielight#goredolf#gudako#fate/#steggy#WAS IT NECESSARY#what happened to the dumb family summer shenanigans#i didn't sign up for this event to be stabbed#i'm sorry i havent been able to climb out of fgo hell lately
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Minifemslashfeb in fmarch, prompts 15 and 6: Haunting and It still bleeds
For what else can Shuten and Raikou be for each other? An attack, an embrace, two corpses juggling their heads.
#shurai#shuten douji#shuten dōji#minamoto no raikou#FGO#fate grand order#fate series#minifemslashfeb2024#am I allowed to still tag it this#femslash fmarch#my art#fate shenanigans
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highlight of funger au with edsali for me personally is the way dantes casually sprints off to chase some unfortunate dungeon monster to cook for dinner but before that he’s gotta argue with salieri and win rock-paper-scissors
#fgo#fate grand order#edmond dantes#antonio salieri#funger au#it’s just funny like#man has no fear but hunger and keeps chasing dungeon inhabitants with knife and fork#‘real question can we eat it—‘#‘edmond no—‘#they still eat it#two men try to crawl out of funger dungeons while also adopting a child along the way and having dunmeshi shenanigans
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lol okay wtf?!
So uh... what kind of shenanigans were the localizers trying to pull here?
For those who probably don't know, "caca" is Spanish for 💩.
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Done with the gold apples, now to burn through the bronze stuff...
#Fate/Grand Order#fgo#This event might actually be the most productive I've ever been in this game.#That might just be because I can partially automate farming.#Maybe I'll just stop here and save the bronze apples for DaVinky's Summer Shenanigans.
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Shenanigans in the Grand Order, part 773
Well, he's shaped like a dragon, that's close enough.
Yan Qing, that's a bullheaded lie!
We got the names of the villains, so yay?
Wasn't expecting them to be a shadowy mesh blob!
Oh, so there was a narrative reason for the alco-falls.
Unfortunately for the 4/6 dudes, the poisoned alcohol was diluted, enough that at worst it only gave the Servants on our side a bad hangover (and Jing Ke being the alcoholic version of the Spiders Georg meme).
Especially Jing Ke.
GIMME THAT
I wanna see the disco golem. :(
#Fate/Grand Order#Shenanigans in the Grand Order#Yan Qing (FGO)#Elisabeth Báthory (Fate)#Huyan Zhuo (FGO)#Goredolf Musik#Taigong Wang (FGO)#Amakusa Shirou (Fate)#Avicebron (Fate)
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People honestly portray Tuvok as far too "rolling his eyes, reluctantly going along with Janeway's silly little shenanigans" - he's literally so serious about being right there with her on every decision she makes. Janeway's like "I'm going to stay behind if the ship blows up" and Tuvok's like "I'm staying with you." Janeway's like "I'm going to deliver every member of the Equinox crew into the jaws of death via an alien revenge massacre" and Tuvok protests a grand total of one time before being fully on the bridge assisting her. He was the only one with her when she made the decision to honor the caretaker's wishes and save the Ocampa, dooming them all. He was willing to get court marshalled in order to fulfill a wish she couldn't grant by her own hand: Get them home [no matter what happens to me] <- wherein 'me' is Tuvok. This was the same wish that spurred him forward when he had to leave her on that planet and everyone left thought him cold for trying to fulfill it without her when in his mind it was akin to a dying wish, the last thing she'd ever express to him: Get them home [no matter what happens to me.] <- wherein 'me' is Janeway. He told Seven that the golden rule to follow is that the captain is "ALWAYS RIGHT" <- (His ACTUAL words) and when Seven asks if the captain should be followed even if someone KNOWS she's wrong he says "Perhaps." This man is perhaps the most ride or die dude in the universe about Janeway. Despite her labeling him her 'moral compass' he is by NO means impartial or unbiased. He'd defend her to his last breath. He canonically makes detailed psychological observations about her and has for years. He accounts for her luck when calculating the success of certain plans. It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway typically listens to Tuvok's suggestions and follows them nearly without fail - to the point that he's surprised and obviously irritated when Chakotay doesn't. Despite this they've been inside one another's quarters so infrequently that Tuvok can remember each instance. They call each other "Captain" and "Mr. Tuvok" even though they've known each other for twenty years. There's something wrong with them.
#star trek voyager#TUVOK....TUVOOOOK. HEY. HEEEEY.#What the HELL did you mean by 'Remember this guideline: The Captain is Always Right.'#<- SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM FR WHAT'S UP WITH HIM#Kathryn Janeway#Tuvok#WHAT are they DOOOIING <3<3#what does 'right' mean in this context since he confirms it does NOT mean 'correct' !!!!!! TUVOK!!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!!#the flipside to this is that Tuvok can do almost anything and Janeway's like 'continue on my dear old friend I trust you<3'#It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway listens to his suggestions nearly without fail and he's NOT happy that Chakotay doesn't do the same#which IS!!!!!!! INSANE!!!#Actually I'm adding this to the post.#Janeway: This man is my most trusted advisor.#Tuvok: Everything the captain says is correct at the end of the day. Even if it's wrong - no it isn't.#<- You are Chakotay and your hell has just begun#Janeway#Tuvok/Janeway#Janeway/Tuvok#what are they doiiiiing#with Spock & Kirk I know it's because they're in love with each other. What are Tuvok & Janeway DOOIIING
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Day 481: Master texting to the group chat: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Siegfried: "Yes, I still would? Is there a reason why you brought this up all of a sudden?"
Kriemhild: "Don't tell me you actually got turned into a worm, little fool."
Karna: "I promise I'll never let anyone to use you as fishing bait"
Georgios: "Do you mean worm or wyrm? Either way, you are still my Master."
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AEIWAM: Why is Ichigo in the Gotei-13 group chat? For that matter, what kind of unholy madness goes on in said group chat?
Ichigo is in the gotei-13 groupchat because he *is* actually a shinigami. A probationary, substitute shinigami, but still a shinigami and part of the gotei-13!
So along with his pager and badge/power limiter, Ichigo also got an invite to the Gotei-13 Groupchat, which being a reasonably technically savvy elder millennial, he immediately joined.
Shenanigans ensued:
- Everyone else in the Groupchat became aware that Ichigo was in the Groupchat when he @everyone'd in there at 2AM to ask something that weighs heavily on his mind:
Ichigo: AY YO WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY MANAGER?
Rukia, replying in such a way that she also @'s everyone: ICHIGO IT IS TWO AM YOU ARE SETTING OFF EVERYONE'S PAGERS!!
Ichigo: YEAH I KNOW IT'S 2AM, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO MY MANAGER IS, AND I NEED TO ASK THEM SOMETHING.
Ichigo: Is it Zaraki? He seems like he'd lose his pager and not text me.
Kenpachi: nah, if i was your boss you'd be at 11th div boot camp
Kenpachi: also, your boss should send you to 11th div boot camp
Ichigo: I can't go, it's a school night.
Shuuhei: @IKurosaki what's the serial number on your pager? You really should not have the admin privileges to be able to @ everyone like this.
Renji: @HShuuhei why are you awake?
Shuuhei: @ARenji In order for the seireitei bulletin to be distributed on everyone's doorstep by 5 am, the printing happens right now. Why are YOU awake?
Shuuhei: also @Zkenpachi: ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN INBOX
Renji: Rukia snores.
Rukia: OH MY GOD
Zaraki: how are you guys all yelling
Ichigo: It's #41266-36-423
Ichigo: FR tho, I still don't know who I'm supposed to be talking to.
Shuuhei: Huh. No idea who your boss is, but I think you may have gotten a Black-Black pager somehow. Weird.
Ichigo: What's a Black-Black pager?
Rukia: it's a class of pager that only fifth seat and higher-ranked officers are supposed to have AND THE THING IM GONNA SHOVE UP THE ASS OF YOUR MANAGER AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHO THAT SONOFABITCH IS!!!
Iba: @KRukia ":Rule 12: No Slurs or other demographic insults in any official communication, including chat.:"
Rukia: WHAT SLUR?
Rukia: oh.
Rukia: My Apologies, @SKomamura Taicho. I will be more careful with my language in the future.
Ichigo: Dude don't @ someone if you insulted them on accident, just edit the comment.
Byakuya: @KRukia, since you were the one who discovered and vouched for Kurosaki, administratively, he is *your* responsibility.
Shuuhei: lol
Iba: LMAO
Renji: @KByakua congratulations, your sister is now crying on the bathroom floor.
Kenpachi: I FOUND THE YELLING BUTTON
Kenpachi: ALSO ICHIGO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO ASK ANYWAY
Ichigo: oh yeah!
Ichigo: there's like 20 Menos Grande in downtown Karakura for some reason.
Renji: LEAD WITH THAT NEXT TIME
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If you’re up for it, could you talk a bit more about Felix in the la terreur au? I saw that comic of Colt shooting him in the head (and not dying bc senti shenanigans), and that makes me want to know more about how he grew up and what else Colt did with him (and what Amelie’s role has been in all of that). Love what you do, thanks! 💙🦚
Oh boy !! I think Felix is one of my favorite characters from canon.
He's extremely competent, right ? He has all these grand plans that he does go through with, unfortunately the plans all have stupid goals. Not only that, but he can't seem to think long term. (confronting Gabe during the same episode he learns he's keeping his aunt's body in the basement, the diamond ball episode, his whole relationship with Kagami...) He has this childish recklessness I find really endearing.
We're pushing all those things a little further in LT !
Felix grows up isolated in a big, big house, he learns quickly that no one that can will help him. Amelie's in the same boat. His grandparents are fully aware of Colt's behavior and refuse to step in. Emilie's oblivious. Gabriel is Gabriel.
So he learns to rely on himself.
Colt is not a good person. He's selfish, and he's jealous, and he's set in his ways, and he's a war profiteer. And now he has a magic baby of dubious origins.
He can't get past the fact Felix is not a normal baby. The first few years go smoothly enough. The baby is fussy but manageable. Something for Amelie to do. Then Colts starts gets sick. It's like a cold initially, but he never gets better.
He tries to raise a real man. Drills and old fashion discipline. His mom whines about it, but it's what he needs. He's "beating the devil out of him." Colt keeps getting worse. Amelie's head is everywhere but here. She's calmer. She's stealing his Codamol, but he doesn't bring it up. Anything to get her to shut up.
He's dying ! He's dying, and he's scared, and he's a profoundly religious man, he's sure this fucking thing he created is siphoning his life forces. That's what he gets for messing with the devil. He blames everyone but himself. He mostly takes it out on Felix. From that point on, it's constant orders. Do this, don't do that, do it this way or that way. He's using that ring like his life depends on it. Does it ?
This thing cannot die. He tries to get rid of it 3 times and no matter what it gets back up.
He's dying, and his mind is going with it. This thing is a monster. His brother-in-law is a monster. His wife is a monster. Everyone is a monster. He's dying and it's their fault.
#mlb la terreur au#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug and chat noir#felix graham de vanily#colt fathom#amelie graham de vanily#ive been trying to practice writing a little teehee
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given barghest’s room dialogue she deserves a scene where she starts attacking someone she loves and stops herself and isn’t sure what to do with the horror of I DID IT AGAIN I DID IT AGAIN and the joy of I WAS ABLE TO STOP I WAS ABLE TO STOP THIS TIME!!!!
#better hope that motherfucker is a servant though otherwise there’s consequences#fate grand order#fairy knight gawain#Barghest#fsn#gore tw#violence tw#fate shenanigans
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THE GRID'S DELIGHT | SERIES MASTERLIST
summary: the shenanigans of female gen z driver and the formula one grid.
author’s note: I started this series, because I'd like to imagine what it would be like to be part of the group of drivers and how it would be like to interact with them on a regular basis. It's all fun and games, and I don't know these people in real life. everything is fiction! the stories aren't written in chronological order, but I try to put them in the right order below!
Requests are always welcome in my inbox! Opinions, thoughts and feedback are also greatly appreciated.
— ABOUT THE OC
HEADCANONS || MORE HEADCANONS
:: Things about being the only female driver on the ‘22 grid.
DRIVER X TGD HEADCANONS
:: The dynamics between driver!reader and the formula 1 drivers. in the link you can find the masterlist.
EXTRAS
:: this includes thoughts, opinions, etc about the series. it doesn’t include requests.
— 2018
WELCOME TO THE STRANGE WORLD
:: Y/N makes her F1 debut at the 2018 Australian Grand Prix.
THE PRIZE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
:: Y/N accepts the 'Rookie of the Year' award and receives a suprise from a special someone on stage.
— 2020
TWITCH WAR
:: lando insults Y/N’s gaming skills and the events that followed.
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
:: An error in the sound system causes for the wrong song to play instead of Y/N’s national anthem.
— 2021
THE MORE YOU KNOW
:: Y/N teaches Sebastian and Fernando what ‘bop’ means.
NO ONE LIKES A MAD WOMAN
:: Y/N receives a complaint from the FIA during the driver's briefing and no one is happy about it.
BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, I'M BORED
:: Y/N flirts with a stranger not knowing she's the girlfriend of another F1 driver on the grid.
THIS IS ALL I NEVER WANTED
:: Y/N goes through a rough patch and the drivers notice.
LET IT SPIRAL
:: Y/N gets into a crash and Seb & George come to the rescue.
SLOW DOWN, RED FLAG
:: The commentators are shocked by Y/N’s red flag habit.
BE YOUR WINGMAN
:: Y/N tries to get through an interview with Jenson, Daniel and Sebastian.
GIDDY GOODBYES
:: Y/N and Kimi bid each other goodbye at the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
— 2022
A MAN’S WORLD
:: Y/N is asked about Christian Horner’s sexist comments.
THE ORIGIN OF RUSSY BUSSY
:: the title is pretty self-explanatory.
WHAT HAPPENS IN MONACO, STAYS IN MONACO
:: Y/N goes on a blind date and returns with a hickey the next day.
THE HELMET BET
:: Y/N and Zhou decide who the second best dressed driver on the grid is through a bet that involves holding the other drivers hostage at the driver's briefing.
GOSSIP GRID
:: Charles and Pierre don't trust Y/N when it comes to rumors around Oscar Piastri's move to McLaren.
RUMOUR HAS IT
:: Y/N and her fellow younger drivers react to certain rumours that have been going around about her love life, and it might include two colleagues of hers.
MONZA MANICURE
:: Daniel makes it up to Y/N for breaking her nail during a race.
LITTLE MISS BLACK DRESS
:: f1 drivers and their reactions to Y/N looking gorgeous in a dress.
KEEPING UP WITH THE GRID
:: What happens when Y/N takes over Martin's grid walk?
THE LAST SUPPER
:: The drivers celebrate the life and career of Sebastian Vettel at Abu Dhabi and Y/N has a great story to tell.
— 2023
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
:: Daniel, Lewis and Sebastian show their appreciation for Y/N on International Women's Day.
GLASS HALF FULL KINDA GAL
:: Y/N goes on Instagram live to try out Daniel’s new wine, and the drivers react to it in the comments.
MONTE-CARLO MADNESS
:: Y/N meets her old mentor after months and experiences a chaotic qualifying in Monaco.
PUT IT INTO SPEED DRIVE
:: Y/N and the Twitch Quartet go on a small adventure in the streets of Monaco.
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
:: A collection of moments at the 2023 Austria Grand Prix.
LATE NIGHT TALKING
:: Pierre asks the question: “Out of all the drivers, who would you date?”
— 2024
EXCUSE ME
:: Y/N finds out about Lewis’ Ferrari move before the official announcement.
ARE WE STILL FRIENDS
:: Lando ends Y/N’s race, and they have different perspectives on how it transpired.
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