#She speaks.
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okay i'm feeling a lil burnt out and anxious about work this week so.... i may spend these next few days until the weekend focusing in on threads with just a few of my close friends. i'll keep my queue going but for now it's gonna be very slow.
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fandom imitates life in that it there’s a recent propensity towards violence but a deep discomfort towards sex
#I could write more about how we easily forgive characters who commit violence but condemn characters who experience lust#Or how people lose their minds over an e-rated fic with the most vanilla sex scene ever but don’t blink while reading torture and gore#But that would probably only interesting to me and I do not think the world cares.#I am just sad there is so little love and so much pain.#and I really think a lot of this has to do with this strange shift towards the need to moralize everything we consume#In doing that we decided violence was somehow more acceptable than pleasure. Fucking weird ass take.#She speaks.
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New fanfic?
Oh, go on then.
As a treat.
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laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares
#i get WHY but i still think it's hilarious#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#she speaks
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we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor
#icarus speaks#JUST SAY SEX!!!#my proof professor was SO confused too#because she had said sex. other students had said sex. IT IS NOT WRONG TO DISCUSS THAT!!!#WE WERE WATCHING A MOVIE ON FRIDA KAHLO. THIS IS INTEGRAL TO THE PLOT
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Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots
#sparrow's secondary mission is to get her stuffed krypto under the dishwasher. she will never succeed (sad)#bel speaks#baby: robin#baby: sparrow
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“deploying Aubrey”
#“deploying Aubrey” is sending me 😂😭#like she’s a fucking weapon#scottie speaks#agatha all along#SHE’S SO POWERFUL#I WANTED her to homewreck the couple in The Happiest Season#Aubrey I’m always rooting for you baby
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okay okay okay one more dungeon meshi thought
I keep seeing people saying Falin is "better at social cues" than Laios. Y'all she's just quiet. 😭 She just keeps her mouth shut. 😭😭 Girl was proposed to, said "let me think about it," and then did not even tell her own brother. She doesn't know what's going on either she's just quieter about it!!! 😭😭😭
#speaking as someone who ALSO has no idea what's going on at any time and is too afraid to ask#dungeon meshi#it's a spoiler for the manga but she also left marcille at magic school for five years and just thought that would be fine#it was but only because Marcille loves her too much to hold a grudge against HER#and so transferred her grudge to laios
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The contemporary corporate culture around mental health awareness/support is so fucking agonising. It's like this play-acting of social responsibility by forcing people to sit through empty platitudes and useless advice written by and for bougie fucks whose greatest mental health issue is feeling a little stressed before their monthly performance review. To add injury to insult, many of the institutions pushing this stuff the hardest are the ones most responsible for the material conditions that actually cause or exacerbate so many mental health problems. Like having decent working conditions or reliable access to housing is gonna improve mental health a lot more than breathing exercises and mindfulness.
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my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.
she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.
i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world
#my mom grew up in the 70s rural missouri#very much in the ‘left handedness is the devil’ era#her first grade teacher handcuffed her left hand to her desk#so i find it very sweet that my great grandmother#took the time and effort to show her grandkid how to create and crochet with her left hand#using the only methods she knew how- the bathroom mirror#the narwhal speaks#crochet
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okay i've got some test muses listed below that are available for mutuals. i'm gonna do this as a one liner starter call cause that's easier for me right now, they don't have proper info because this is helping me decide if i wanna keep them. like this and i'll come to you for who!
felix tabrizi, 23, straight, he/him, aria shahghasemi fc
wesley faulkner, 30, straight, he/him, dylan o'brien fc
alden baldwin, 24, straight, he/him, damian hardung fc
amato 'matty' santori, 22, straight, he/him, antonio cipriano fc
carla santos, 35, lesbian, she/her, aubrey plaza fc
romy shepherd, 40, lesbian, she/her, sophia bush fc
asher walton, 35, straight, he/him, casey deidrick fc
romeo vitale, 23, straight, he/him, lorenzo zurzolo fc
#i'm... unfortunately also making a post for some of my current muses i'd like to use but i'll start w this one#she speaks.#ok back to drafts
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gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.
#whenever I watched parts of this show when I was younger marceline was my fav character but now that im actually going through the whole#thing for the first time it is So easily bubblegum#she is a war criminal she is a lesbian she is Never Going to Die#WHAT a character#the fucken worst. everyone hates her at some point in time and its deserved. she has no idea what good and bad are and I Love her#adventure time#princess bubblegum#bonnibel bubblegum#smokey speaks#500#1k#10k#20k
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imagine alpha!simon riley ruthlessly rutting his strong hips into you from behind. his massive hand pushes your head down as you moan and cry into the pillow, your drool slowly soaking the fabric. and that is not the only thing that's getting soaked. your tight cunt is soaking wet, literally dripping around your alpha's cock, milking him, eager for his knot. as well as the soaked sheets. mostly from your sweet release squirting out of you while simon never once stops pistoning his thick length into you. you just take what your alpha gives you, loosing count of how many times you already came. but don't worry, your alpha keeps track of that, he always counts your releases out loud for you to hear. if your cockdrunk brain can even grasp the information. once he rumbles out a two digit number, you ask yourself how you're even alive with the way he's fucking you.
#oopsie#lil longer than expected#but eheh#that's my pussy speaking#she just loves si#*shrug*#lia.writes#cod x reader#cod#call of duty#lia.thoughts#cod ghost#call of duty ghost#icymi <3#lia.txt#simon ghost riley#ghost#ghost cod#simon riley x reader#simon riley smut#simon riley x you#simon riley cod#ghost call of duty#simon riley imagine#ghost mw2#ghost simon riley#simon ghost x reader#ghost x you#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader
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who’s the most misgendered character in all of media and why is it the minecraft ender dragon
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That wasn't very open arms of her.
#the wisdom saga#epic the musical#calypso#CALYPSO WHEN I FIND YOU-#arter speaks#literally how did she manage to trigger three of odys traumas at once what is wRONG WITH YOU
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ford² + other gravity falls doodles!
#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#mabel pines#dipper pines#mabcifica#dipcifica#pacifica northwest#stanley pines#eda clawthorne#snoff art#sooo normal about these guys.. ha ha..#SOBS!!!!!#anyway. mabel would have a fujoshi phase before she discovers yuri and it changes her life forever#its inevitable it comes with the being a 13 year old girl pack (I speak from experience)
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