#She refused to take a car

[nadiajustbe]

@apenapaperandadoofus OKAY BUT THIS. THIS IS GENIUS. The idea of Howl complaining about education system of "his lands" on a date with the Witch is something else.

Howl, while holding a glass of wine, dramatically: You know, once that teacher gave me an "A" instead of "A++" and I did even try a little bit on this one!! This system is dying from inside, I'm absolutely telling you! Atrocious!

Witch of The Waste, understanding absolutely nothing but having to play along because she wants his head loves him: Oh, really?

And then he starts to quote Shakespeare, knowing that she does not know where it comes from and it just sound cool™. And maybe some other literature stuff, because he learnt that too. And then maybe some fairy tale references because he's in a Fairy Tale Land. And some quotes from Star Wars or Star Track or insert any popular 70s-80s TV show cause it sounded sick.

But mostly Shakespeare, yes.

And then when WoTW has to insert her Fire Demon as an English teacher she's like. Wait a minute. I know something about English literature. That quotes definitely wasn't something he made out himself. It's Howl we're taking about, he's not gonna bother with that type of things. He vaguely mentioned it as Shaking Peers or something like this. Yeah, I absolutely know what to do. This is the most well-planed idea ever.

What can possibly go wrong?

There's something incredibly strange and funny about the FIRE DEMON from Ingary who somehow managed to work at some random Welsh school for at least a couple of weeks, maybe even longer and not get caught.

Like, did WoTW just lecture ms. Angorian about stuff like printers, photocopies or, well, the whole English Literature program she was supposed to teach for a good amount of time? Or was it just a kind of scripted info for the new form the demon was taking?

And — most importantly — how did WoTW (who, again, lives in Ingary with little to no connection to our world at all) get all this info about Welsh education in a matter of days?

Wikipedia page informs me that she kidnapped Suliman to ask him about it and she did, in fact, asked Sophie about Wales as well. But I cannot believe any of this guys can tell her enough to make a whole fire demon an English teacher, unless Ben was one himself and did willingly tell her the school curriculum — wich is no less hilarious of a concept.

And If she didn't, how couldn't anyone, kids or other schools staff, notice she has no clue about any English literature besides John Dohn and one (1) poem.

I have so many questions.

[geosaurus]

back-seat forensics

[ragingbullmode]

thinking about this damn text convo with my mom today still has me wanting to punch walls like 🗿

[treasureguardingdragon]

i slayed my first driving lesson. should have started them ages ago but it seems with age comes wisdom because i didn’t stall once 😍😍TAKE THAT SEVENTEEN YEAR OLDS WHO CAN DRIVE BEFORE ME

[lockedtowers]

cassie showing up in the human world and just ‘befriending’/breaking into smthn a human is at and never rly leaving truly is peak cat behavior of her

[pyreflydust]

idk why that mouse didn't want these peanuts, they're pretty good

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I don't think my pothead neighbor actually knows how to smoke weed. He's out on his porch with a blunt and is straight up hacking his lungs up. He sounds like he's severely ill. But nope. This is just the morning routine. Wake up and inhale that pot smoke in, apparently, the most painful way, tears in his eyes, SoundCloud rap in his (and everyone else's because goddamn does this guy not understand he lives in an apartment) ears, hope in his heart. Or something.

[flatoatchi]

my mom is so funny she'll be like "the first time you kiss someone it's gonna be bad. and the sex is gonna hurt real bad too" and then she'll call all my belongings and hobbies existing in her view an inconvenience because i asked if she could pull just a bit further into the driveway so my girlfriend can actually park here

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

Some pictures of my scrimblus for your viewing pleasure

[thewingedwolf]

having a group of gay friends where this is their first group of gay friends apparently means they don’t find my “our one token straight friend is like a little gay” jokes funny apparently aksjsjs or when i bitch specifically about the gay dating scene near chicago being dominated by annoying white ex theater gays, they immediately get into like “well there are messy gay poc” yeah i’m aware of that, i’m talking about a really specific issue with the gays in this area pls keep up

[cetoddle-archive]

i want die

[stairset]

One of the top reasons I need to move out of my parents' place and get my own asap is we have too many fucking cars and can't fit then all in the garage so mine always sits outside which normally isn't that big a deal but in the winter is incredibly frustrating

[tomandgeriatric]

Lmaooo while we're on the topic of my last reblog. Last year I remember I finally confessed to my friends that I cheated on my high school senior project, like in a funny way cuz that was almost 10 years ago and they treated it like I confessed to a murder lmfao. Fuckin squares.

[iesuroo]

So the lunch was yesterday that my husband went to and he lied to everyone and said I had a stomach ache to save face and that's why I wasn't there and they had the guts to put my name on a physical paper for taking care of his mom. I'm scheduled for Tuesdays with my husband and his brother and I'm like I did not agree to this so I will not be going but also why does that woman need more than one person to take care of her?

Anyways made a FB post so everyone could finally know how I was suffering and how unsupported I am here. I wasn't mean or rude In the post just honest. Mostly a public way to protect myself from any backlash for not helping his mom. Like hey I'm pregnant and can't drink water or breath good, I don't think I should be helping her. Funny how no one in the wrong has liked it or said anything but everyone else has reached out which has been nice. My husband's dads gf who still talks to me even though he has passed on is taking me out to dinner Friday and were having a girls night. So if anything that post showed me who my village is and it's not my husband's mom or siblings.

[blakelywintersfield]

Cat fights don't happen in the UK. And FIV magically doesn't exist in the UK either. There's 0 likelihood of there being anything poisonous that a cat can get into in the UK too. It's just a magical land completely immune of consequence.

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

[lilgynt]

why was my emo night so fuckin much.