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I feel like Flaky would choose the man in the "bear or man in the woods alone question" but the bear would choose her
That's a trick question!!1!! He's both :))) HASJHASJASHAJSH
#happy tree friends#htf#htf flaky#htf flippy#flippy x flaky#htf fanart#flaky#flippy#sweetybatyhtf#sweetybaty#htf Cursed Forest Au#She is f no matter what#and yes the man bear would choose her anyway JSHAJASHASJH
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My brain gaslit me into believing that Valerie got her outfit upgrade in D-Stabilized because she was the only remotely acceptable thing about that episode, so imagine my surprise upon watching Flirting With Disaster again and Technus, Lord of Drip and Shipping Gray Ghost, shoots her with the drip-upgrade beam and she (and everyone else standing around her) doesn't even question it.
#danny phantom#text#there's also the fact that she literally has no major appearances between those two episodes so it's no wonder I forgot tbh#it's always been a close contest of “Which DP character got Done Dirty the Most” for me but at least the other characters had SCREENTIME#like what is worse?#Being a good character and then by season 3 turning into a generic caricature of yourself?#or being a good character and then being MIA from the story for no sensical reason?#or being the character whose sole purpose for existing is 'let's character assassinate the family-driven antagonist by being his victim#TWICE and just f-ing off into the void afterward because WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING MATTERING OR BEING NUANCED & FUN'?#I love Danny Phantom and I'm not being ironic when I say that. I'll be thinking about this show and characters FOREVER
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Sick
#self ship#self ship art#my art#platonic f/o#art#artists on tumblr#comic#😈psuedopunk���#I suck at writing dialogue but whatever I made this comic and that’s what matters#she is terrible at realizing that she’s sick which drives Tom crazy
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more scenes that basically everyone sees but pointing out a specific detail i find interesting: "though i hope you don't cause a scene this time" does avery regularly cause scenes at parties?? lmao
#original post#citations#avery#i don't need to maintag any of this this is just for me. a tumblr is a diary first and foremost#i really need to start actually paying attention on avery's dates so i can better understand what her deal is. like i get the gist#but i like to know specifics. which is obvious if you scroll thru this blog for thirty seconds. also she doesn't tell us what her job is!#“businessperson” is vague#it pays enough for her to be a sugar mommy and for (gestures to the post-school helicopter scene) but her actual social standing#seems. unstable. like girlie is NOT secure in her position. i guess this contributes to why i find f!avery more interesting than m!avery#she's very intentionally being shallow and looks-based by toting around this pretty young thing on all these damn Events she gets invited t#and obviously she seeks power over money because if it was just the money she wouldn't bother suger mama-ing us#also. we're not special to her. she finds another young thing if we piss her off too much. like i said it's looks-based it's playing to#the people in power she wants to impress (and subsequently become)#AND DESPITE HER “APPEARANCES ABOVE ALL ELSE” NATURE she has anger issues <3 which obvi looks bad if you're flying into a rage in public!#looks bad if you're being violent towards the pretty thing young enough to be your kid who you're toting around like a trophy!#and back to the subject matter: causing scenes at parties does not endear you to anyone either girlie#she really wants to be one of the wealthy powerful socialites who has everyone under their command but she can't even rein in HERSELF#let alone her orphan of the week. my failwife <3
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the thing is that the mellonear leash double drabble that i already have written is m/f lmao
#rent lowering gunshots? well perhaps not that extreme. but.#neallopost#trying to decide whether to post as is or if i wanna switch it to yaoi or yuri#it sincerely doesn't matter for this one but bc of my stubborn nature a big part of me is inclined to keep it m/c#m/f. what is m/c.#SORRY for thinking she should get to help mello on a leash. like it's my fault
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you have to describe hny but u cannot mention or allude to worst toxic guy ever x innocent uwu girl trope and/or the super girlboss x pathetic guy she puts in his place dynamic or else the anvil will drop on your head
#im so tired r we even reading the same thing#claude txt#man idk why but its like most ppl cant comprehend a m/f ship without falling into ALPHA male or GIRLBOSS yk#which is so ???? Because like. hny is also abt societys gender roles and stuff…and like imo satoko and shinpei dont fit into it#which is (insane) so relatable actually the way satoko isnt “woman” enough because she wants to play outdoors and is decisive with goals#and shinpei isnt “man” enough with the way he listens to satoko and yk he doesnt mind wearing make up and he talks abt feelings so bluntly#like yk. im a girl. but not “girl” enough using what my fam/society thinks it should be#but also im not “boy” enough even when i say ohhh i would do so well as a seasian boy#so lol. im genderquer#anyway i think satoko and shinpei have unlocked gender dlc and when theyre tgt gender or societal expectations dont matter#they r not boy and girl they r just shinpei & satoko yk yk yk yk#anyway satoko and shinpei both contain multitudes
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#choosing the allie methodology of entire post in tags ily allie#but anyway um what a day stroke week#the way i have just been randomly fatigued for more than a week now idk if it's related to my PMS but my period is late so im fighting for#my LIFE in this bitch of a month#anyway i was logged into my team zoom yesterday and one of my manager's meeting notifs came up#which was a job interview for another position in the company no heads up for me or anything this is how i found out 🙃#anyway she asks to talk to me today and says 'i'm moving positions in the organisation i just found out today'#and i had to pretend to be surprised bc well yes. internal hiring costs less not surprising and i knew she was gonna go on mat leave in#april anyways but now i will be on my own handling this entire project in. just under two weeks time.#and obviously i can apply for her former position (and get a pay rise hm) but like. my contract ends in sept rn no matter what job i go for#here so like. is anyone going to take a seven month position. realistically.#and like her new position is more secure in terms of funding streams and i know she is thinking long term she is having a baby#but like. this was the worst week for me to find this shit out tbh LMAO (painfully) i was expecting to do it alone from april#NOT IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS and my stomach hurts and my football teams SUCK right now and i want to#bury myself under blankets and scream into a pillow or perhaps cry a bit my head is NOT in the game today or this week#and like just /GESTURES TO ENTIRE SOCIOPOLITICAL CONTEXT WE EXIST IN/#oh they fired nuri at dortmund i just saw press F#but press F for me more tbh he's got football money he'll be fine
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Astarion playthrough thoughts so far (finished Act 2)
The original content is there (mostly in Act 1), but I'm not sure if it warrants doing an origin run, considering what you lose when Astarion's not in the companion role. Basically you get a Tav with Astarion reskin, pretty much.
One thing that made it a little worth for me so far is that with all the small comments he makes, it did make me notice how eloquent and proper his speech patterns are...there's definitely some old- timey english slang in there as well. It's adorable.
but other than that
Someone summed it up better than I could.... Without Tav being there to give a damn, Astarion's playthrough feels super lonely. There's no reactivity with his questline when it comes to companions, they make no comments or even acknowledge any 'milestones' of his personal quest. (And they DO SO when he's a companion, seems like a real oversight.) Everything is handled so very privately, scars on his back are an inner dialogue starring the narrator in Act 2 for ef sake. At this point I'm not sure why he should choose the redemption route when nobody seems to care about anything concerning him at all, the LI included. :( It just makes me feel like he pretends to be a better person that he is, which in turn feels super sleazy, because he doesn't even try to canonically do that as a companion. :P
I'm planning on finishing Act 3 because my completionist soul wouldn't let me stop. BUT at this point I'm just doing it to be free of this game. XD This is it. The end. Next playthrough in 1-2 years time I SWEAR to GODS.
#bg 3 playthrough#shadowheart's confession at the end of Act 2 was more of a deer in a headlights moment for him#than a heartfelt confession#of course he cares about her he said#he did get that far with her there would be no benefit in ending it there#that man learned NOTHING during this playthrough and I'm in Act 3 now#these two are not a good match I walk everything back#I love Shadowheart as a character but it's the second time her romance is a fail for me#there was no spark with Harv and there is no spark with Astarion#i wonder if she would work better for me in a f/f relationship#i know all of the companions can be romanced no matter what but you can't tell me they have no types/preferences#the way Shadowheart flirts with Karlach is shameless and it surprised me a lot#Karlach was mostly ???#i think this was the first playthrough when i had both of them in my party for an extended period of time
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Sometimes it feels like Thistle's hands is the only part of his body that actually aged in those 1000 years.
To be fair, his hands are not always drawn like that, sometimes they are very smooth and pretty, but it's interesting when that happens.
Maybe it corresponds with his use of magic or stress at the moment?..
#His hands must be a mess especially since he has a habit of biting his fingers bloody when anxious or agitated#I also once saw someone saying that his hands are most likely clammy because T.histle is just constantly freaking out and sweating#Which I agree with. But I love this fucked up stressed little creature and I will still hold his hand no matter what.#f/o: the mad mage#Fun fact: Kiera cut off T.histle's hand once. The one in which he was holding that book of his at the moment.#She grabbed the book and ran away with it while yelling “CATCH ME IF YOU CAN WIZARD BOY!!!”#Oh he was furious...#ship: hunt or be hunted
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Minor pet peeve probably but you know what fucking sucks? People are going to 100% blame this on Kamala and it will redpill people into never voting for a woman ever again, and while she did fuck up on a lot of things, we ended up in this situation because of fucking Joe Biden. He held into power despite knowing that he was too old, he exposed himself as a full-on zionist when Israel began the genocide in Gaza and then let Kamala Harris - a woman of color in a racist and misogynistic country - deal with the presidential race 4 months before the election. You can't prepare a successful presidential race in 4 months, much less when your predecessor was so unpopular and you belong to not one but TWO minority groups that the US despises. Biden created and pushed the snowball that kept rolling downhill but Kamala is going to take all the blame and I hate it here.
#m#us politics#like its clear now that theres been a massive shift to the right across all population groups#this wasnt a matter of 3rd vote parties or uncommitted people - the dems just f*cked up big this time#and they wont look inwards because that's just what the dems are like#obvs harris also made a lot of mistakes - she should have distanced herself from biden and push against zionism and not move further right#but biden just let this HUGE responsibility onto Harris' shoulders knowing full well she wont be able to bear it#genuinely i hope he dies
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A Star Trek Novel called “Pocket Full of Lies” really has NO business going so hard.
#IMPORTANT NOTE: I only read Star Trek Novels as they pertain to Tuvok#so I have no idea about how the novel reads overall#but the Tuvok storyline????? Damn. DAMN dude.#what if you were suffering from a loss that affected and changed you so deeply that even those closest to you no longer recognized you?#and that change is symbolized and mirrored through this alternate reality version of your best friend who in YOUR universe also no longer#understands you...could never understand you...but THIS version of her is familiar. You can share each other's pain. You understand one#another in a way no one else does. And what if your inner grief/turmoil#was symbolized again in this alternate timeline by a constant war that's been raging f#for thousands of years with no end in sight no matter how hard you fight. The fighting in the end means nothing. The violence means nothing.#The death means nothing bc when you die another will take its place.#'His death was meaningless like this is meaningless' you think initially only to find that NO! It's the holding on to the PAIN that's#meaningless. It's the SUFFERING that's meaningless.#Tuvok being sent to convince ALT Janeway to give herself up to Starfleet but being unable to do so because he sympathizes and empathizes#with her...because (on another level) she isn't ready to give up the war (the suffering grief) and neither is he because to them the war#and the pain has BECOME the people they're grieving (Elieth & Daughter) so to give up feeling pain is to give up feeling love#but that isn't TRUE!!! and we see that in how Tuvok actually rebukes the affections and concerns of those attempting to reach out to him#and offer love...in reality this 'protection' or 'vigilance' is unhealthy and closes them off from healing and love. Bad coping mechanism.#Initially Tuvok pushes away everyone he comes across but through helping Janeway he helps himself and is finally able to take steps towards#acceptance in the purging of his anger on Dayne (Alt Janeway's husband who willfully allowed her daughter to die)#and we can see this in his outlook on how to move forward. In the beginning he's like 'I will never heal from this and I'll just live the#rest of my life never feeling safe or at peace.' <- defining and living his life according to the pain he's suffered#but in the end he has a more hopeful outlook...he sees that there are people around who want to be there for him and that he wants to lean#on...maybe forgiveness doesn't mean literally forgiving those who caused you to suffer but instead finally letting go of that suffering#and living according to joy...friendship..two hands clasped together. love.#novel experiences#Tuvok#Janeway#st voyager#oh ALSO the fact that Janeway always manages to survive being turned from a good thing to a very bittersweet thing for Tuvok bc his own#son was not so lucky...-chefs kiss-
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nosy birthday where leland walked around gathering all kinds of wildflowers in the fields around the property, very meticulously. he doesn't know the meanings of any of them and he's not very good with making things -- but he hopes maria will like them anyway (: "sorry, i didn't have any good ideas for gifts..." he says, sheepishly offering the makeshift bouquet to her "i just didn't want you to think i forgot." / @lifesver
it wasn't too often that the three of them had the property to themselves — when johnnys' mother seemed to vanish into thin air, when her and lee were able to roam around freely . . . at least, to a point. but she enjoyed those little times they got to have, stretch their legs out, breathe in the fresh air. when johnny would let them go a little further out each time — still in view of him, of course — but where they can just rest, relax.
the sun was warm against her face, even from past the shade of the hat johnny let her borrow to stop her skin from burning under the heat. hair fanned out around her head, the soft blades of the grass cooling her from below.
eyes peered past the brim of the hat, up at the clear blue sky above. watched as the soft, fluffy white clouds crawled lazily in and out of her field of view. it was warm, but not overwhelming today. bright and sunny, kept a smile across her face as she enjoyed the quiet, the peacefulness of it all. she closes her eyes a moment, and breathes in deep. the scents of grass and dirt and wildflowers dances along in the soft breeze. a comforting hug, it felt like.
daylight darkens past eyelids, with the sound of shifting and shuffling beside her, and maria opens her eyes again and peers up as lee lowers himself down beside her in the grass. her smile grows more at the sight of him, backdropped in her view looking up at him by the blue of the sky behind him.
the bundle of flowers in his hands are held out for her to see, and sheepish as he is as he tries to explain, all that grows her chest is a warmth — a dulled ache too, something sad and upsetting in the mix of it all. something about forgetting ones' own birthday, something you used to celebrate yearly, without fail, and not without little crowd of loved ones to spend it with you . . . the day is different now, when thinking about it. like a rebirth in a way. slowly added tally mark to the amount of time she and him have been here, with johnny. far away from everything they once deemed normal. it was a strange and heavy feeling, vice gripped in her chest at the reminder that its the first of possibly many birthdays to come that are quiet like this. that family, that friends, aren't a part of anymore. a book shut on them both, really. no more chapters with those they once knew — but an entirely new story that laid out ahead of them both . . . and with all the uncertainty of what those pages have in store for them.
the heaviness sits atop her heart — however, warmth overgrows that hurt, looking at lee beside her with his bright, hopeful eyes, waiting for her response.
she carefully sits herself up, beaming at him and the flowers, as she leans in close to all the colorful petals, breathing in all different, wild scents, takes the bundle of them gently to look them all over, " oh, lee, they're so beautiful though! " she looks back to him, dimpled smile brightening her eyes, she leans over and kisses his cheek, " i love them, thank you! " she takes and carefully plucks a soft tail of larkspur from the bundle in her arms, turns and tucks it gently behind his ear, fixing his hair so it stays in place, " and one for you, too, pretty blue like the sky, for a pretty, sweet boy. " she grins at him, cups his cheek and kisses the other, " i love you, lee. i hope you know i do. thank you, for remembering. "
#lifesver#[ ♡ ] ── * maria f. / 𝘪𝘤.#[ 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦. ] ── * no one saved you.#me softly crying over these two always-#lee who can do literally anything no matter how small & simple and maria would love him all over again for it no matter what-#larkspur can grow wild & theyre cute little blue flowers for our favorite sky boy <3#they can mean things like purity / laughter / sweetness but for maria i think the biggest thing that she finds fits him & their bond#is that larkspurs also can mean : a beautiful spirit & positivity & a strong bond of love. which is these two same stardust sun & sky#cuties in her eyes & in mine will always have <3
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Look it is important for my fellow pawn lovers to know. If you write pawn you Gotta include Rin and Yugo having the closest friendship two besties could have. I love pawn, I think it's fun and ripe with potential, but Rin and Yugo continuing to have a good relationship devoid of romance while he dates a gay little plant boy is nonnegotiable here.
#you can even use it as a plot point for jealousy on yuris part (are you Sure you dont have feelings for her? i know you chose me but...)#i just cant see them ever not loving each other whether romantically or platonically. no matter what thats her idiot#and shes his bestie!#close platonic m/f relationships are vital#pawnshipping#yugioh arc v#rin#yugo#yuri
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my hot take is that RWB only makes sense with f!Drew. Like in what world would Res Life ever, in a million years, have a girl share a dorm with her male RA 🤨 now, having to share a room with a female RA on the other hand…. 👀
#playchoices#roommates with benefits#plus I just think drew is more bearable as a girl#bc Drew’s an ass no matter what#but m!Drew gives me the ick in a way f!Drew doesnt#also when f!Drew smiles she’s beautiful#but when m!Drew smiles he looks like he’s trying to take a shit
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"I'm on radblr all day, how can I be a better feminist?" literally just go out and help the women in your community. Offer to babysit their kids so they can have a night off. Help an old lady take her groceries out to her car.
How about you do something small, then work your way up to some grandstand of political activism.
#lily responds#I'm not trying to be ugly but it's really not that hard to just start doing anything#if you're doing nothing try doing something#you've read the theory you know what are the most common stressors for women help alleviate some in others#you know your neighbor likes to go on runs in the morning ask if she wants company we know their safety in numbers#literally just leave your home and interact positively with the women around you#be community oriented and try to help those you see need it#what the f*** do you mean how can I be a better feminist you just have to start being one#there's nowhere to go from inaction but up. anything no matter how small is better than doing nothing at all
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getting into a m/f ship when you’re gay is so fucking awful. there’s so much content and so much of it is horrible. i am sufferering more than jesus
#personal#im not gonna pretend m/m and m/f ships don’t also have this issue but straight peiple flatten characters SO BAD#it doesn’t matter what they were like separately the second they’re together the guy gets super masc and the girl gets super fem#STOP BEING BORING. HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT. SHE WOILD NOT SAY THAT.#this is about people making botw/totk link a tall buff hunk btw#he does not look like that. he does not talk like that. be SO for real
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