#She is a mess

[tadashidumba]

Doing her best, I think.

[thegirlwhowrites642]

A guy problem

Wip game

If you've ever read my headcanons about the Potter kids (here) you might remember that one of my headcanons is Lily finding herself in a similar situation in her love life as her father. Lorcan Scamander liked her for years when they were younger then they meet again in their 20s and she falls for him.

Mainly because I like the idea that at least one Potter every generation finds themselves in that dynamic (James and Lily, Harry and Ginny, Lily L. and Lorcan)

A guy problem is a conversation between Lily and Harry where Lily asks her dad for advice after discovering she'll have to work on a case with Lorcan (and unspeakable). Lily is an Auror, and Harry is the head of the DMLE.

"Lils!" "Merlin! Don't hex me!" He puts away his wand with that exasperated face she swears he has perfected even more since she was a child. "You might think about knocking next time! I'm pretty sure your mother and I taught you how to do that," "Yes, but... Well," Her palms sweat. "Dad." She throws herself on one of the chairs in front of his desk, and looks into his green gaze, "I have a problem, a big problem," "A big paperwork problem or a big 'I let a criminal escape' problem?" "It's not work-related," Lily takes a deep breath, she can do it. "I mean, it is, a bit, vaguely... because it's distracting and I have to work--" "Lils?" His voice is a unique mix of impatience and worry, maybe even a touch of curiosity. "Can't you come home later so we can talk then?" "Nope. It's driving me insane, I need--" "Lils," He pinches the bridge of his nose and she supposes he's counting to ten. "What kind of problem?" "Er-- A guy problem," His eyes pop wide open, terror all over his face. "Er--" Merlin, they are even awkward in the same way, "Wouldn't your mother be better for that?"

[atomic-bobo]

When Stein meets Soul and Maka he describes them as one being careless and arrogant and the other as earnest and strong-willed.

Hot take but Maka is the careless and arrogant one, and Soul is earnest and strong-willed

[isabellaofparma]

absolutely Adore daisy's logic like. why is ryan being mean. why is he not being lovey dovey to me. and then when ryan Does start talking to her the way he wants to it's all suddenly bad and they need to keep it casual. like babygirl i don't know how to tell you this but ryan is not the one making that impossible 😭

[simsbyyelhsa]

My girl is over here being MASTER CHEF :D

[justmaghookit]

old women creatures

you agree

[doodlebeeberry]

additionally

[traayaa]

Have this little thing about Dew and my OC

Both Dew and Nova are picky eaters and, they don't always like the same things. When home at the abbey Aether and Mountain both pay attention to their safe foods and will make sure that both ghouls have something to eat at dinner, this does, unfortunately, sometimes mean the two ghouls end up cooking three different things. But out on the road, everyone has learnt to make sure the bus is stocked with something they can eat just in case the place they stop doesn't have something for one or both.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[mmprviolet]

My wild Krattsona is their security specialist which is a fancier way of saying she's the only own who knows how to fight. She has blonde hair and wears a pink creature power suit. Her personality is fairly serious but she has her share of mishaps such as the time she tried making everyone dinner but accidentally used waxed paper instead of parchment.

[fineapple20]

Portraits

Retouched this set from last year, because it was haunting me laying there 80% finished

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[ac1numa]

@cowg1rls asked: a new year's eve kiss from riley bennett.

rb. being in a ranch for the holidays wasn't something riely could have imagined in her entiere life. in fact, it was something new for riley. she was so accustomed to the ocean that she had not imagined that the ranch could be as calming as her own native sea. when her mother told her she wanted to visit an old friend in her native Texas, riley couldn't help but ask her to come with her. she wanted to breathe new air without worrying about her friends and their stupid plan. something she now regrets. she missed her friends so much. sometimes, it hurt to think that they are doing something adventurious without her. but when she met other people her age there, she couldn't help but hang out with them. that's why New Year's Eve was going to be something special this year. she could feel it. a glass of beer in hand, she sipped slowly as she looked around. a smile appears when jessie approaches her. " jessie ! hey ! . i've been waiting for you. " she said, shyly as she looked at the girl out of the corner of her eye. hoping not to be too clingy. " i mean, i was not waiting for you only, right ? i wanted to see you before we left. our plane leaves tomorrow night and i thought... " she rambles as she looked at the girl and when people screamed happy new year, she took the courage that was left in her, while she kissed the girl at exactly midnight. " heard it was good luck for next year. "

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby will have beef with toy Bonnie in FNAF 2..

[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa