#Shatsome

[pluralaliendyke]

It's 2013 all over again I swear to fucking god

[swampstoat]

Bottom!Trott with any of his three boyfriends anyone?

I'm positively /writhing/ at the concept 😩😩

[larchraven]

quick temperature check here.......

sooooooooo who wants to do a halloween prompt week??

[strifesolution]

hi i think i had a joker moment in the additional comments very sirry about that. i was just scared and confused shatfilms is a wonderful name for a baby girl perhaps

(response anon is talking about)

[secretshadowdust]

He is a mixture of everything people wish to obtain, his skin smooth as porcelain, his hair soft as feathers, his eyes holding the depths of the deepest oceans. He is a work of art, a masterpiece in all sense of the word.

I did this in twenty minutes... haha. There is a pairing but it is not specified!

[lerios]

Smith: I'm straight.

Trott: Hey, Smith

Smith: So it turns out I'm not straight.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-)

[swampstoat]

Cupcakes and Cuddles - Snuggly Sunday

Not only am I back, but there's a prompt list happening and I couldn't not after my partner told me about it.

Prompt list made by the always wonderful Labcoatraven and Ghostofgatsby ❤

(Also, finally did my own rendition of the UMY universe fic which I have followed since it first started, and man- I never thought SEVEN years later I'd be making a branch of my own ideas for it!)

Day 1 - Snuggly Sunday for Sips3max

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Cupcakes and Cuddles

Sips is sick, Smith's an asshole, Ross is confused and Trott just wants to get the shopping done.

Sips/Ross/Trott/Smith - Mature - Urban Magic Yogs Universe

[larchraven]

this is the fault of @psylid and @haunted-ferret for giving fandom more content in a single day than it's seen in years which sent us into something of an art induced fervor.

so...........

WHO WANTS TO DO A FANDOM WEEK??

Starting on the 23th of May, 2021, with Days themed according to the list provided above by the esteemed ghostofgatsby and one more day for Sips/Ross:

Sips3max ""Snuggling"" Sunday (May 23)

Troffy Make out Monday (May 24)

Trips Tender Tuesday (May 25)

Alsipsy W@nk Wednesday (May 26)

Tross Touching Thursday (May 27)

Hatsome F*ck Friday (May 28)

Smornby Smμt Saturday (May 29)

Shatsome Smexy Sunday (May 30)

do one, do em all. fic, art, interpretive dance, please show some love for the ol shatships.

reblogs and shares make grouchy ravens happy :>

(chat was edited slightly before posting)

[Image ID: A screenshot of a discord chat. The chat reads roughly as follows but this description has been edited for curse words due to tumblr's filtering system:

ghostofgatsby sent: ha "Troffy Make-Out Monday"

that's a great alliteration

hmmmm okay then that means

Trips Tender Tuesday. Alsipsy Wink Wednesday? Hatsome Fack Friday. Smornby Smoot Saturday. Shatsome Secsy Sunday. no Tross day? well it's always time for Tross. (aka any excuse is a good excuse for Tross)

I have spoken! slams Pepsi staff on ground. let! there! be! fandommmmm!!!!

GHost--- AwwaaYYYYYY~~~~

labcoatraven sent: TRIPS TENDER TUESDAY NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

you forgot Thursday tho so Tross Touching Thursday

ghostofgatsby sent: fuck!! Thursday!!!

yes, Tross Touching Thursday

and yes, you can post and share this

labcoatraven sent: FANDOM WEEK. FANDOM WEEK!!

banging Pepsi on break room table

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[cookiesandkatanas]

Maid For You

Summary:  It was their first roleplaying scene that was this elaborate, that required any acting on Smith’s part. He was to be the skittish hotel room maid, unsteady in his too-high heels. He would be caught off guard by the handsome men that would walk in as he made the beds. The men that would be so taken with the stunning maid that they couldn’t help but to seduce him, wanting him gasping and fucked out beneath them like it was his very first time

Content: rated explicit, cws for breathplay, spanking, crossdressing, and roleplay of a dubcon scenario, 3835 words

Notes: To the best of my knowledge, there is no feminization in this fic other than what you as the reader might find inherent in a male crossdressing. Roleplay of a dubcon scenario is vague by itself, but can be gauged pretty accurately by the summary. The fic is from Smith’s pov, and its made clear this is a prenegotiated scene happening within an established relationship.

Inspired by this art by @desirecomes-desirefades

Ao3

[lerios]

Ross: Is there a word that’s a mix between "sad" and "mad"?

Trott: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Smith: Smad.

[crimsonlark]

Reprimanding

I wanted to write a wotf fic but I couldn’t bring myself to write anything terrible at the moment, haha. So here’s some UMY smut I’ve been sitting on for a while. :>

Summary: Smith messed with Sips' stuff and now he needs to be punished. Warnings:  sex, swears Words: 1441

AO3 link : http://archiveofourown.org/works/6363529/chapters/14576518

It was the evening and Sips had just returned to the crappy apartment he shared with his small fae court. He had a slight scowl on his face as he pulled off his coat and hung it on one of the pegs behind the door. Smith, who was the only one home, spotted his king's sour face.

The kelpie came to greet him and swiftly tried to take his leather jacket from behind Sips. He managed to grab it but Sips easily caught the kelpie by the scruff as he tried to sneak past him out of the flat.

"Now where the fuck do you think you're going, Smiffy?" Sips glared at him, one hand gripping him by the collar, most of the usual humor in his dark eyes gone.

"Out?" The bearded man tried, looking over at his king who was shorter but could be intimidating when he wanted. "C'mon Sips," he whined, "if this is about your car, I didn't mean to scratch it, honestly. It wasn't even my fault!" He struggled a little but held still as soon as he was met with a frighteningly cool glare.

"As your king, I have every right to punish you, you irresponsible sonuvabitch," Sips said in his drawling tone. He tried to keep his voice steady and serious, never before had he used his authority like this on a court member.

He pulled the kelpie back into the apartment and led him into the living room. He put a hand on Smith's shoulder and guided him to his knees by the sofa.

Smith looked at him questioningly as the human sat on the old couch. Sips was their king but he hardly ever acted like he was. He shifted in place, unsure about this new development.

Sips held the serious expression he had for a minute, enjoying watching Smith squirm. He soon broke into his usual smirk as he made quick work of his zipper and pulled himself out of his boxers.

"Well, you know what to do, Kermit." He gestured to his crotch, laughing at the old nickname.

Smith hesitated for a second and then grinned wolfishly, realising Sips wasn't too mad. His tensed shoulders relaxed a bit as he slid his hands up Sips' clothed thighs.

"So this was just a ploy to get me to suck your dick, huh? All you need to do is ask, you dirty bastard," Smith said playfully through gritted teeth, wrapping a hand around his king, his eyes flashing.

"Just shut up and suck, Smiffy," he growled and wove his fingers into Smith's soft locks, pressing his head down. Smith immediately started licking down and around the length of his king who was responding with low moans. Sips was already half hard and it was way too easy to arouse him fully. He smirked as he slowly sucked the tip and mouthed at the head, savoring the sinful noises Sips was making.

"Oh god, I almost forgot how good you are at sucking cock, Smiff," Sips praised, breathing heavily as Smith bobbed in his lap. The kelpie took him all the way in and held there, throat contracting around him, drawing more delicious sounds from the human.

The apartment door banged open causing Smith to jump. Sips chuckled and kept his fingers tight in Smith’s hair who groaned at the pull. Trott and Ross had returned from their various errands and plopped their bags onto the counter.

"Hey, Sips! Have you seen Smith today?" Trott called out from the kitchenette.

"Sure have, buster brown," Sips laughed breathily, looking over the back of the sofa into their small kitchen. He jerked his thumb downwards at Smith's bobbing head. Trott could just see the kelpie’s head over the back of the couch.

"Wow, you kept him from going out tonight? I'm impressed," Trott laughed as he started to put away groceries. Ross had come into the living room and perched on the couch's armrest to watch after he shed his clothing.

"Pshh, you know he can't resist my huge dong, Trotty. He's a grade A slut for my dick," Sips laughed and pulled him off, Smith whining a bit, his face flushed. "I love how you don't even object to me calling you a slut... Wanna see a real show, Ross?" Sips addressed the gargoyle. Ross nodded vigorously, his own arousal starting to show.

Sips had Smith take off his boots and helped him out of his pants and boxers. Smith was about to take off his shirt when Sips told him to leave it on. He loved Smith partially clothed; he was cute in just a shirt and socks. With a gentle tug, Sips directed Smith to lean forwards on the couch, legs spread, and shifted to position himself between Smith’s legs.

Sips reached over to the drawer in the coffee table and pulled out one of the many lube bottles they kept stashed around the flat. He quickly slipped a finger into Smith who was whining loudly from impatience. It was his turn to draw noises from the other man and Smith was always loud.

Trott finished with the groceries and came into the room, taking the chair next to the couch. He unzipped his trousers and began to stroke himself, not able to resist the display in front of him. Trott called Ross over to him, who was still perched on the couch, his hand loosely on his own erection.

Ross slid over to Trott, flashing a smile before returning his attention to the pair on the couch. Trott pulled Ross into the chair where he had been sitting and sat on the gargoyle’s lap. The chair creaked ominously but the two of them ignored it as Sips started to tease Smith.

Sips gripped Smith’s hips, teasing the kelpie by just pressing the tip against him.

“F-fuck…. Sips… c’mon…”

“Ask nicely Smiffy, I know you can...” Sips teased as he ground against him, holding Smith in place.

Smith growled and tried to press against Sips.

Sips tsked and swatted Smith’s ass, enough to make a satisfying smacking noise and a bring a choked groan from Smith.

“Oh gods… fine…. please Sips… I need you in me..” Smith almost growled, trying to sound sincere.

“Good boy,” Sips promptly pressed into Smith who let outa high moan and pressed back against his king. Sips chuckled and grunted as he gripped Smiffy’s hips tighter to start thrusting.

Ross keened as he and Trott stroked each other, watching the brutal pace that Sips took Smith. The usually aggressive kelpie was melting under the touch of their mortal king. The other members of the court were enraptured.

“Oh gods Sips, d-don’t stop,” Smith choked out as Sips slowed his pace.

“Now Smiffy, what did we learn tonight?” Sips said evenly, grinding slowly into Smith who whimpered.

“D-don’t fuck with your shit?” the kelpie tried desperately, needing friction.

“That’s right, good boy,” he gave Smith another little smack and resumed the fast pace of before, ”And don’t. make me. repeat. myself.” Sips emphasized each word with a thrust. He ran a hand down between Smith’s legs who whimpered at his touch.

It wasn't long under the quick pace and Sips' touch that Smith came; Trott and Ross followed soon after, both impressed by the rare display of dominance by their king. Sips was still pushing into Smith as he clenched around him, as always having the most endurance of the group. He leaned down, whispering some sweet, filthy nothings into Smith's ear before finishing in him.

They stayed coupled for a moment, both catching their breaths. Sips rested heavily on Smith’s back before he finally pulled out. He whistled, admiring his hard work and gave Smith's ass one last swat as he stood.

"Thanks Smiff," he panted as he helped the kelpie turn to face him on his knees. His expression suddenly hardened as he looked down at his most rebellious court member, "But seriously, if you scratch my car again, I will fuckin punish you for real."

Smith's eyes widened at the sudden change in mood and quickly nodded in understanding. A tingle trickled down his spine, at the authority in his king’s voice.

"Now just gimme a while and I'll get around to you two jokers," Sips chuckled, his demeanor returning to normal as he tucked himself back into his trousers and flopped onto the couch, remote in hand. Smith curled up next to him and laid his head on his lap as he dosed off contentedly. The other two joined them on the couch, settling in to watch the old game shows that Sips loved.

[psylid]

Prompt: Sips insists the court carves pumpkins/gets into Halloween this year. You decide who is good or bad at carving.

Just in time for 11 days after Halloween, here is Part 2: Actual Pumpkin Carving! These 2 drawings don’t visually go together at all but----- please enjoy!

You’ll need to full view!

( @umy-event-blog ) if you still want, lol

[swampstoat]

Day 2 - Make Out Monday

Posting this from my mobile so sorry for the formatting lol, but regardless! Enjoy day 2, Make Out Monday!

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Downtime

'While a productive, lovely day is all well and good, you cannot truthfully tell me that Trott wouldn't immediately make it better"

Written and published by Alex Smith

Chris Trott/Alex Smith - Explicit - Making out, grinding

[larchraven]

SHATs RPS Week 2021 Rundown (belated)

Wow we did it. This was insanely fun, I really loved seeing everyone's art and fic this week.

@psylid, @swampstoat, @haunted-ferret , @wemakeourworlds and ghostofgatsby you are all rockstars and warm my cold dead heart<3

I wanted to collect links to everything folks did all together, so I could find them again. I held off for a bit so that the folks I knew were working on stuff but were held up by life could finish.

Please let me know if I have missed your post(s), or if you finish one later and I will add!

Sips3max “"Snuggling”“ Sunday (May 23)

Ferret Ghost Kez Swampstoat Raven wemakeourworlds

Troffy Make out Monday (May 24)

Ferrett Ghost Kez Swampstoat Raven

Trips Tender Tuesday (May 25)

Ferrett Kez Swampstoat Raven

Alsipsy W*nk Wednesday (May 26)

Ferrett Kez Raven

Tross Touching Thursday (May 27)

Ferrett Kez Raven

Hatsome F*ck Friday (May 28)

Ferrett Kez Raven Wemakeourworlds

Smornby Smμt Saturday (May 29)

Ferrett Kez Raven

Shatsome Smexy Sunday (May 30)

Ferrett Kez Raven

[breezejay]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hat Films - Fandom, The Yogscast Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shatsome Characters: Alex Smith, Chris Trott, Ross Hornby, Chris Lovasz Additional Tags: umy, Garbage Court - Freeform, selkie!Trott, kelpie!smith, gargoyle!Ross Summary:

A little drabble about how the Garbage Court decided on their name