#Shaq Taylor

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BLACK JAVERTS FROM OVER THE YEARS

all very talented men who deserve some more spotlight on here! from L to R , top to bottom:

David Thomas Walker (2024 US TOUR) Shaq Taylor (LONDON 2017) Brian Stokes Mitchell (HOLLYWOOD BOWL 2008) Cornell John (LONDON 2005) Benjamin H. Moore (2022 US TOUR) Norm Lewis (2006 BROADWAY, 25TH ANNI, 2010 LONDON, 2013 THE MUNY) Jordan Donica (2024 THE MUNY) Donald Craig Manuel (2022 WEST END) Cameron Loyal (2023 US TOUR) Monté J. Howell (2017 US TOUR)

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Miranda Writes

HAMILTON Birmingham Hippodrome, Wednesday 3rd July 2024 On the eve of Independence Day, how fitting to see the hit musical that recounts the history of that turbulent period!  And herein lies the trouble with this show: it’s not a period with which we Brits tend to be familiar.  We were taught about Henry VIII and his wives.  We certainly we not told about Alexander Hamilton, the show’s…

[jonathantaylorthomas]

[chimeofthecomet]

musical theatre will give u a pretty boy running on three hours of sleep and a dream and every time i’ll swoon

[blackgirlslivingwell]

52-year-old NBA Legend Shaq Accused of Flirting With Rapper Ice Spice in Taylor Swift Photo

[kenttsterling]

Anthony Richardson VERY affordable for Colts! Pacers make Simon friendly deal! Now, GET a player!

[twopoppies]

I was at Madame Tussaud’s recently and the wax figures are supposedly height accurate (even though some people like Taylor swift seemed shorter than in real life) and harry was sooo tiny. Well, he was average, taller than me and I’m like 5’7-5’8, but from all the fanfics I’ve read I was expecting a giant lmao. I knew that he wasn’t extremely tall but I was still expecting a Shaq because of all the fics claiming he’s towering over Louis, and that his sweatshirts cover his entire hands and reach his thighs🤣🤣 irl harry could fit in fanfic harrys pocket together with Louis😝

You need to stop reading fics written by blouies. 🤣

He’s tiny. He’s probably 5’11 at most, but he used to wear these boots with 3” heels. And he’s super fit, but he doesn’t have a big frame at all. He’s a string bean with muscles.

[sadbeautifutragic]

TAYLOR MET SHAQ

[googleitlol]

This is a crack fic I wrote for a friend, be warned of the somewhat sexual content and the test to your sanity this may bring. I am so sorry. @tottybeanlove

Geno's Oreo

Geno stretches as he strolls into his kitchen, already in his muffin-themed pyjamas for the night. They are made from a sultry lilac silk that have been altered by one of Geno’s husbands, the pyjamas littered in muffins with little butter-berets and cute little faces. The muffins themselves are made of a cheap felt material, stapled to the shirt and pyjama pants.

The world’s #1 hater’s day has been a long one. Geno just finished up his 15 hour shift at Walmart; he counted a total of 8 lost children, 23 Karens, and 16 arguments between spouses in aisle 9 that resulted in divorce today. Thankfully, the day is now over and he can enjoy some rest at home. It’s a good thing he bought a special treat for himself earlier in the week.

Crouching down to a kitchen cupboard Geno knows is stocked with the the most mouth-watering of snacks, he opens it to find– the fuck? Where are they? He could have sworn he put them here, they were the first item on his grocery list yesterday! Geno even used his Super-Kawaii-Deluxe-Employee Discount of 0.05% off at Walmart. They haven’t even been opened yet, where could they have gone?

“Looking for something, Butter Muffin?”

Geno looks up to see his husband, the Six-Eared Macaque, perching atop the fridge like the gargoyle he is, a lazy grin on his face as he watches his precious Grass rise to his feet. “Why the fuck are you on the fridge??” Geno frowns, looking his smexy lover up and down with contempt.

Mahogany shrugs. “So your short-ass wouldn’t be able to reach me, Short-Ass.” Geno rolls his eyes over his lover’s antics. The two often teased one another with hateful words and unbridled rage, though they both knew their words were a simple mask over their uncontrollable lust for one another. Their other husband, Sun Wukong, would be having a good show tonight in bed. He also ordained their marriage, but that isn’t too important now. Not when Geno notices what’s in Macadamias’ hands. “Are– Are you eating my fucking oreos?!”

Macintosh glances down at the stack of oreos in his arms, and uses his tail to subtly brush away a few crumbs nestled in the corner of his mouth. They roll down his velvety fur, intricately weaving between each strand before landing on the top of the fridge. “…I didn’t see your name on them.”

“My name was on the fucking box!” Geno growls, and Macromole has to hold back from biting his soft, plump lips in reaction to the unadulterated attraction he feels in the moment. He has to remember that he won’t be able to do anything too visceral tonight, not while he carries his Snart-Fiffer’s unborn child.

Macho-Libre hums, his voice low and sensual. “I don’t see the box around here, Pookie-Stick, do you?”

“You took them out of the box!”

“You didn’t write your name on each individual one.”

“I shouldn’t have to, they’re supposed to stay in the fucking box!” Geno shouts, and Bear-Mace simply shrugs in reply before plopping a thick double-stuffed oreo in his mouth.

That’s the final straw, and before the One-Eyed Macrame can hear what’s about to happen, his lovely Oil Cheeks leaps up at him with the raw athletic power of Simone Biles jumping over Shaq. Geno manages to snatch Macrophage’s tail and yank it with him as he falls to the ground. Machinable barely has time to latch onto the fridge in order to stop himself from falling, his horde of cream-filled cookies scattering over the appliance and bouncing onto the floor where many of them break more violently than Bane breaking Batman’s back.

Geno clings to his hubby-zubby’s tail, and while his grip is strong (as Macaroni already knows), it isn’t strong enough for when the half-blind Shadow the Hedgehog begins whipping it back and forth in an attempt to shake him off, much like that one Taylor Swift song (Shake it Off is Taylor Swift, right?)

The shaking of his fat dumpy is enough to send his Kitten Whisker’s into orbit. However, seeing as they are both inside, Geno flies into the wall instead. The entire side of their kitchen snap, crackles, and crumples onto what one might consider a honey badger in human form, burying them in debris.

Mallory hops down from his safe-haven and rushes to what might have just become a crime scene. “Ranch? Are you okay, Biscuit Fart?”

A head pops out from the crumbled remains of the wall, much like the bulge in Macrofossil’s pants. “No, you threw me into a fucking wall!”

“Yeah, but like, are you hurt?” Macarena asks while turning away to start collecting whatever unbroken oreos he can find on the ground. After all, the five-second rule is still a thing fifteen seconds after food touches the floor.

Geno gives his lover a baffled look, half-wondering if he in-fact was more of a dumb-ass than he already believed him to be. “I CAN’T GET UP! THE FUCKING WALL CAVED IN ON ME!!!”

Macrobiotic’s ultra-hot-seductive voice makes a return as he hums, though it’s a borderline moan. Why would he be moaning at this? I don’t know, he’s a little fucked up. “Hmm… you should probably stay there, then. You don’t wanna move around too much and pull something, my Cutey-Hangnail-Toilet-Seat.”

“Screw you, jackass!” Geno seethes as Minnesota disappears into his own shadow before popping up beside his lover.

“I love you too, my Hubby-Wubby-Bubba-Boo.” He swoons before attempting to feed his Vanilla Wafer an oreo. However, his precious Parmesan refuses to eat it. Instead the creampie-sandwich sits on Geno’s face, over his air-tight sealed lips. Michegan really wants to devour those lips.

He refrains from doing so, instead stacking a few more oreos on his Sugar-Snot’s mouth before sharing a look of longing with him. Mariana-Trench looks at Sriracha-Sprinkler with a look of utter desire and lust while Geno himself glares with a look of unfiltered hatred. Truly, a match for the ages.

A wild Sun Wukong appears!

“Hey it’s me, Wukong!” He declares, not even taking steps into the kitchen. He just sort of slides into frame, I’m losing my sanity and this is becoming low budget.

Geno isn’t losing his sanity, he’s just tired of everyone’s shit. “SHUT THE FUCK UP, WUKONG!”

Both Wukong and Mac Miller gasp, a single diamond of a tear falling gracefully from the Great Sage’s face. “How could you?! I love you, Geno-Senpai!” He declares, dramatically placing a heartbroken hand over his chest while giving his lover the most chihuahua of puppy-dog eyes.

“If you love me, you’d get me back my goddamn oreos.” Geno scoffs, and the Monkey King looks between his lover, his other lover, and the oreos in his other lover’s gloves (Glove-rs? Donald Glover? Is this America?)

Due to the lack of budget, Wukong slides towards BigMac– the name he uses in bed– and robotically takes an oreo like the npc he is. He then places the oreo on top of the stack that is already on Geno’s face.

Trapped beneath the rubble of the wall, he can only glare at his husbands while plotting their murder (second murder, in Macaque’s case) “Jesus fucking Christ.”

In steps Jesus Christ, not sliding because the Son of the Holy Father is not constrained to simple things like budget. “You called?”

[lunar-years]

Thinking about how Keeley would absolutely eat up the soccer ball version of this football bag Shaq gave Taylor yesterday. Hers would have a 6/9 but sideways so that the press (and her boyfriends) both get to fight about who the bag is for x

[seeminglyranch87]

Taylor & Travis Timeline

February 2024 - part 1

February 4 - Taylor Swift cryptically changes her social media profile pics to black & white images sending us Swifties into a frenzy of "what does this mean?" & "Taylor is up to something!"

This is followed by her website going down - people investigate the error code and determine that this was done on purpose and that the letters "hneriergrd" spell "red herring" and 321 is a count down. Many fans expect the announcement of Reputation (Taylor's Version) others are wondering if she will announce the release of TS11?

What is Taylor up to ?????

Travis Kelce arrives in Las Vegas ahead of the Super Bowl. Travis will not be attending the Grammys due to his commitments with the Chiefs.

66th Grammy Awards - Taylor is nominated for 6 awards:

✨ Album of the Year ✨ Record of the Year ✨ Song of the Year ✨ Best Pop Solo Performance ✨ Best Pop Duo/Group Performance ✨ Best Pop Vocal Album

Taylor arrives at the Grammys in a white Schiaparelli gown (x)

Taylor Swift receives her 13th Grammy for Best Pop Vocal Album. Taylor uses the occasion to announce the release of her 11th studio album "The Tortured Poets Department" on April 19, 2024! (x)

Taylor is awarded the history making Album of the Year Grammy for her album "Midnights". This is the 4th time Taylor has received this award - the most for any artist in Grammy's history (x)

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February 4 - Taylor releases the tracklist of The Tortured Poets Department in order to get ahead of leaks. Swifties are collectively floored by the track names.

TTPD Tracklist:

1. Fortnight (ft. Post Malone)

2. The Tortured Poets Department

3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toy

4. Down Bad

5. So Long, London

6. But Daddy I Love Him

7. Fresh Out the Slammer

8. Florida!!! (ft. Florence + the Machine)

9. Guilty as Sin?

10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

11. I Can Fix Him (No Really | Can)

12. loml

13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

15. The Alchemy

16. Clara Bow

17. The Manuscript

February 5 - Travis likes NPR IG post (x)

February 6 - Travis Kelce attending pre Super Bowl promotion and being interviewed. He handles SO many questions about Taylor (x)

Travis talks about leaving his ego at the door and bring the right energy with Taylor (x)

February 7, 8, 9, 10 - The Eras Tour, Tokyo Dome, Tokyo, Japan

Dear Reader (guitar) & Holy Ground (piano)

Eyes Open (guitar) & Electric Touch (piano)

Superman (guitar) & The Outside (piano)

Come in with the rain (guitar), You're on your own kid (piano)

February 10 - Taylor departs Japan to fly back to USA to attend the Super Bowl with Jet renamed (The football Era).

Ed Kelce speaks to People Magazine ahead of the Super Bowl (x)

Sirius XM Sports interview Andy Reid (x) and ask if Taylor is a distraction for Travis? Chiefs head coach Andy Reid replies

"...it's a tribute how [Taylor] has handled it, how Kelce has handled it. It hasn't been a distraction so there haven't been any problems with it... She loves the game and she obviously loves Kelce, I'm happy for both of them..."

February 11 - NFL Super Bowl LVIII, Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas NV

Chiefs v 49ers

Travis up early and liking a post by Sportscenter where Shaq expresses his interest to meet Taylor (x)

Chiefs defeat 49ers 25 - 22 in a nail biting game that went to overtime. This is Travis Kelce's 3rd Super Bowl victory within 5 years.

Taylor is joined by Blake Lively, Ice Spice, her parents Scott & Andrea Swift, Travis' parents Ed & Donna Kelce, Jason & Kylie Kelce, Ashley Avignon, Austin Swift & girlfriend Sydney, Miles & Keleigh Teller, Aric Jones, Ross Travis & Lana Del Ray & others in a private suite at Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas. She wears a corset top by an Australian designer, quite possibly a nod to her next tour stop...

Blake telling Taylor “He is going to win for you” (x)

Celebrating the Super Bowl win together!

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"Thank you for making it half way across the world, you're the best baby, the absolute best. Was it electric?" says Travis to Taylor (x)

*take special note of the caption!

Post Super Bowl press conference (x) Travis is asked "Has any couple had a better week than Grammys to Super Bowl cleaning up?"

Taylor, Travis and their friends attend various after parties to celebrate the Chiefs win. The Chainsmokers play multiple Taylor Swift songs, including You Belong With Me (x) Travis and Taylor are spotted singing along together at Zouk Nightclub, Resorts World.

Taylor says "that was the most romantic thing that ever happened" and then Travis kisses her on the cheek (x)

Taylor posts a tiktok about the event...

There is lots of PDA (x)

Travis gives his jacket to Taylor (x) on their way into XS at Wynn Resort, Las Vegas to continue celebrating.

Travis and Taylor dance together when Love Story is played (x) (x) (x)

February 12 - CBS Sports air Travis Kelce Super Bowl Interview with Tracy Wolfson (x 1:35)

Tracy asks what it is like to have Taylor alongside him on this journey?

"It's been nothing but fun. We've both been learning about this lifestyle, knowing that I brought her into the football world. It's been an unexpected ride that I've just been having a blast with."

Travis also addressed fan conspiracies that the relationship is a fraud. "You're all crazy," he said with a laugh. "Every last one of you is crazy."

February 14 - the Chiefs post-Super Bowl win parade in Kansas City.

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Taylor standing next to Shaq!😦❤️

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and the winners are…

Our first award goes to Lawrence Taylor. He wins our “Trump Should Be On the Same Registry I’m On” award! Best of luck LT! Stay away from parks, schools and playgrounds tho. Because.. him accused of being a rapist

Our second award goes to professional community peen and hypocritical freak-a-leek Le’Veon Bell. He wins the “I’mma Hoe and You Know I’mma Hoe” award for tried it with him calling Kamala Harris a tramp. Meanwhile back on the ranch Bro got six kids by seven baby mamas. Shaq literally wrote a song about cats like you 30 years ago! Look it up!

Next up is Antonio Brown. He wins our “CTE Got Me Showing These Cheeks” award. His sexual assault and battery cases have been well documented but dude literally fumbled Keyshia Cole. It’s actually a blessing in disguise for the singer not to end up being with him still. Anyways None of his opinions should be taken seriously

Following up we have Waka Flocka Flame. He’s the winner of our “Bro Are You Serious?” award because he literally wiped his nasty ass with a Trump jersey in 2017. Now he’s riding so hard for Trump the skid marks have tripled up. Good luck and please wash between them cheeks.

Next up is Kodak Black. He’s the winner of our “Harriet Tubman Would’ve Doubled Back and Shot Him Twice” award. This dude rides so hard for Trump he got jewelry and t-shirts made. Same sexual predator tendencies. So I see the connection.

Now we’re headed into rare territory with Kanye. He’s the winner of our “Banana in the Tailpipe Lifetime Coon Achievement” award. Y’all tried to say he was a “freethinker” but he fumbled the Yeezy bag and now he’s making music dedicated to Norwegian death metal Nazis. Meanwhile his arch rival Taylor swift is supporting Kamala Harris, and telling her fellow Swifties to vote in this year’s presidential election. Anyways he’s Weird. You know that one person whose actions you can never forgive? He’s that guy.

We have some newcomers on the scene so we got give it up to Sexyy Red. She receives the “We Defended Your Stupid Ass Bootyhole Brown Lyrics For This Shit?” award. We even did it at the BET Awards. In front of Bobby Jones. The guy who was known for his Sunday morning gospel show that black folks watched before heading to church. Now you out here embarrassing us. Trifling. I will never forgive Drake for even collaborating with you twice. Twice.

Next is Ice Cube and we give this out with heavy hearts. He receives our “Quit Talking to Us Like We’re Day Day” award from trying to pass off that Platinum Plan like it was something revolutionary when the Biden administration was already doing or had done most of that shit.

Let’s not forget Fifty! He wins the “Culture Vulture of the Year” award for selling “Black stories” to the masses in the form of stolen narratives lived by hood legends. He wasn’t really feeling “the culture” when it comes to paying taxes on those shows he’s profiting from tho. Sure he’s going on a anti diddy campaign but this can’t be erased

Next up is Herschel Walker. As a politician, he was a helluva football player. He wins our “Y’all Just Pick Any Random Dude Off the Street Hunh” award. Dude was accused of battery and paying for multiple abortions. Ran a “pro-life” anti-choice campaign tho. Right.

Next up is the Herman Cain. He posthumously wins our “These Motherfuckas Will Kill You And Keep On Stepping” award. Bro went to a Trump rally unmasked. He was hospitalized two weeks later and eventually died. Trump’s staff even admitted their negligence “killed him.” Wild.

Next is Ben Carson. He wins our “I Know His Breath Stank From All That Ass He Kissing” award. Dude is a neurosurgeon. Trump picked him as HUD Secretary. Why? Cause when he thinks public housing he thinks “Black people.” This was after he compared him to a child molester.

Next up is Joe Brown. He wins our “Negro You Had One Job” award. As an irascible TV judge he was fine but when he tried to shame Kamala as a harlot he is and was out of pocket. Same dude who made homophobic remarks about a woman in 2014. Seems he’s got an issue with women. I know he hates his mother

[kenttsterling]

Anthony Richardson’s 2nd Colts OTAs wrap today! IU will miss TJD! Nuggets win G1! Chad Ramey with a 13 burger!

[asteracaea]

we know how tall taylor is so HOW TALL IS SHAQ?

[magxit]

Kanye complaining about the guy who got Tay that Judith lieber bag a Shaq. Shaq talking shit on the internet about him being a snitch

Yes. Shaq would have crushed Kanye if he got anywhere near Taylor.