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"They say I'm too young to love you.
That I don't know what I need"
‘’I love you, "she said, staring into his dark eyes as he looked down at her.
“Don’t fucking say that” He grunted taking her chin between his fingers and pinching hard “You’re too young to be with a loser like me.” Shane smirked leaning down placing a light kiss against her pouting mouth, the smell of beer trailing after him as he pulled away.
“Now shut up and let me fuck you”
A/N-This is a smidge of a fic I'd love to write, but I don't know if I will ever follow through. If you like it, I'd like to know that. And if you'd like more, I would also like that.
Not proofread because I let google docs do that for me.
#Shane×Farmer#shane x reader#shane sdv#stardew valley#Shane x farmer fic#Shane smut#bratandbrattamer#Spotify
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OHHH THIS MAN THIS MAN THHDFIHSIFIFIOFOFPFP
EXACTLY
#stardew valley fanart#stardew fanart#stardew valley shane#stardew shane#stardew valley#shane×farmer#fanart#illustration#sdv shane#shane fanart
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Stardew's Finest Market ☆
bachelors + bachelorettes
#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#sdv#stardew fanart#stardew farmer#stardew 1.6#stardew abigail#stardew penny#stardew haley#stardew emily#stardew maru#stardew leah#stardew sebastian#stardew sam#stardew harvey#stardew shane#stardew elliott#stardew alex#sdv abigail#sdv penny#sdv haley#sdv emily#sdv maru#sdv leah#sdv sebastian#sdv sam#sdv elliott#sdv shane#aux.art
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Up next on the Stardew comic - Shane gets introspective 🐔
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A small comic about shane's worry
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i swear there was a image similar to this but i can't find it :( anyways this is what it feels like when you try to court shane
#can you tell that i love doing bgs (extremely sarcastic i HATE DRAWING BAFKGROUNDS)#but it looked too boring w/o it so. yeah.#stardew valley#stardew valley fannart#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley art#stardew valley shane#sdv#sdv shane#shane stardew valley#sdv fanart#farmer eli#my art#i gave up on the flooring and its very obvious
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The heart scene I would add if I knew how to mod
#stardew valley#concerned ape#sdv shane#stardew farmer#stardew shane#stardew marnie#stardew lewis#sdv
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POV: You got 8 hearts with all the bachelors/bachelorettes, so everyone kinda flirts with you

#stardew valley#sdv#sdv abigail#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sebastian#sdv haley#sdv emily#sdv farmer#sdv oc#sdv shane#shane x farmer#shane x oc#kaikonart#artists on tumblr#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#kaikon oc#stardew valley abigail#stardew valley elliott#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley sebastian#stardew valley haley#stardew valley emily#stardew valley shane#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley oc#you guys might not read them as flirting but I do 👁️👁️
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Blue... Blue.... Alex and the squirting farmer did something.... Can i ask for the other male's reactions to that :3 pwease
SDV Bachelors x Farmer Who Squirts
Summary: How the bachelors react to a farmer who squirts for the first time. Warning(s): S M U T, Sam being a bit of a horndog / perv, Munch Elliot and Sebastion (it's my favorite headcanons of them and I'm dying on that hill), Shane being a bit of a dom, Harvey being a slight sub. Side note(s): I love it when y'all have big-brained ideas 💙
MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI
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Elliot
Oddly confident?
I imagine he has a diverse collection of books. Erotica is definitely on his bookshelf somewhere so mentions of a girl (or guy) squirting aren't uncommon to him. In his mind? You squirting is a sign that he's doing something good and he would take pride in it.
So follow the vision, the two of you have been dating for a while and you finally work up the nerve to stay over at his cabin for the night just to spend some more time with him, as well as hear the waves at night.
One moment Elliot was reading to you, steadily getting to a particular spicy scene in the novel, and the next?
His head was in between your thighs slurping and sucking at your clit.
♡ - In the silence of Elliot's cabin, lewd squelching and feverous moaning could be heard.
What started as a simple visit. Elliot had sent you a letter that he had received a new book in the mail and wished to read it with you, a simple and impromptu date night that steadily turned more sensual as your lover continued to read.
Mentions of the woman in the novel being touched by her lover...his fingers slowly trailing up her legs until they reached her twitching sex before the man's fingers teased her folds, whispering sweet nothings into her ear as he fingered her to orgasm. You hadn't realized you were panting like a bitch in heat until Elliot teasingly mentioned the redness in your cheeks, questioning if you wanted to recreate the scene.
You couldn't imagine a scenario where you said no.
"Ah~! Elliot, oh fuck..." You moaned, your hands gripping onto Elliot's hair for dear life as he sucked and kissed at your clit, hums of appreciation escaping his glistening lips as his fingers teased your entrance.
Alone, his tongue proved his skill in pleasuring you. The whispered words of his love told to none other than your pussy as if it were capable of talking back to him, but, you oh so desperately wanted him to touch and scratch that itch inside of you. "You're twitching so much my love..." Elliot said, pressing one more kiss to your bud before he kissed up your thigh until he reached your calf.
"Elliot..." You whispered, teary-eyed and begging much to his amusement.
He leaned forward with a smirk, caging you in with his body as his free hand traveled back down to your pussy. "Yes~?" He smirked.
"N-Need you..."
"You already have me dear, what more can I give you."
Your blush only increased as your eyes looked away from his from both embarrassment and to gesture to the hand that was touching you everywhere but where you needed your lover the most. "T-There..."
"Your pussy? Aren't I already doing that?"
You pouted. "N-Need you...inside..." When his brown rose with that slow rising smile of his, your sex-dazed brain quickly remembered its manners as you whispered a shy 'Please' to him. And, without further convincing, Elliot's fingers plunged into your pussy, tearing a moan from the confines of your throat as your hands gripped the pillow behind you.
Elliot pressed sensual kisses all over your face, eventually focusing on nipping the shell of your ear as he felt your sex begin to clamp around your fingers. Your hands eventually left the pillow and moved to wrap around Elliot's neck as your moans suddenly increased in volume and frequency. "E-Elliot!" You keened. "S Something...oh fuck! C-Cumming!"
Without warning, there was a gushing noise, Elliot's attention swiping from your face to your sex before his eyes widened at the sight of a clear liquid spurting from your pussy and your legs shaking ferociously. His mouth fell open at the arousing sight, his cock twitching in its confines at the gorgeous sight before he looked back to you.
Your eyes were unfocused and cloudy, unshed tears brimming the edges of your eyes as your chest heaved up and down.
"My love..." He whispered. "Care to give me such a show again~?"
Sebastion
Flustered (his cock literally gets as hard as a diamond)
I like to believe that Sebastion is a virgin but he isn't stupid.
He knows of people being able to squirt, but he doesn't have experience due to him being a shut-in and never being intimate with anyone. When the two of you started dating though, his mind shifted as y'all got more handsy with one another.
The feeling of you cumming around his cock, the taste of your pussy. It all drove him nuts and eventually awakened something in him that screamed "Can they do more?".
And one night, when his family was out and you and him were getting hot n' heavy in his bedroom. Your body tucked into Sebastion's front as he looked over your shoulder as he fingered your lewd pussy, he got his answer.
♡ - He couldn't tear his eyes away from you.
And by "you", he meant your pussy that was clamping so tightly over his fingers if it feared of letting go of him! Such a lewd sight was a rarity- nay, an impossible scene for him to fathom for a shut-in like himself unless he watched porn or used his imagination. Of course, this was all before he got to know you.
Now? As you whined and moaned so prettily for him, your arms looped around his head in a subconscious way of trying to ground yourself while you practically fucked yourself on his fingers...his cheeks were so red that he felt as if he were on fire, he hadn't the slightest clue how he hadn't cum in his pants yet.
Sebastion pressed a sensual kiss to the corner of your lips. "You're so pretty Y/N...y'know that?" Sebastion whispered before his eyes went back to the scene before him as his fingers steadily grew more and more coated with your slick.
However, it was when a keen escaped your lips that he knew there was something different about the way your pussy twitched around his fingers then. How your hand raced to try and stop his hand and you began to whisper and beg for a break.
"Huh?" He said almost like a confused puppy. "You've never asked for a break before..." Cruelly, the thrusts of his fingers sped up as a smile cracked onto his flustered features at the sound of your moans increasing in volume.
"S-Sebby...!" You whined as your legs started to thrash and your cunt got sloppier, wetness started to coat his hand more and more as Sebastion's eyes were glued to the unfolding scene before him.
Yet before even he had a chance to predict what might happen, his hand was soon coated with the warmth of your gushing juices. His eyes widened in both shock and arousal as your legs shook and seized, the very scene stealing the very breath from his lungs as he struggled to not cum in his pants and save his load for when he was fucking you.
"Yoba..." He whispered as he brought his hand up to his face.
"Sorry..." You whispered, barely even coherent as you tried to will the energy to look at him.
He scoffed as he licked your slick off from his fingers. "Sorry?" He scoffed.
"Don't be~ let's do that again, but on my cock this time."
Sam
Excited (my favorite lil' perv)
I'm going to stick to my own personal theme of Sam being a bit fo a pervert and say that you squirting has been on his mind for a while now, along with the other nasty ideas floating around inside his head.
Some nights, when he's fisting his cock to the thought of you in a sundress or that time when he visited your farm and found you bent over to pick something up. He'd think about the 'What if?' moments of where he's behind you.
Beads of sweat dripping down your skin from the summer heat as he plunged into you repeatedly, his hand coming down to rub circles onto your clit as he got drunk off of your moans and begs for release.
Up until, much to his surprise, he felt a wetness splash onto him and drip down his thighs, your thighs quivering as he had to hold you up to keep you from collapsing.
Poor you, now you had to go at least three more rounds with him!
♡ - A pornographic moan escaped his lips when you squirted for the first time.
As sweat dripped from Sam's forehead as his cock dragged against your warm walls, he couldn't help the delirious moans that left his kiss-swollen lips. Almost as if he were the one who just squirted and not you. "B-Babe?" He said, lazily wiping the sweat from his eyes with the back of his arm before he leaned forward. "Can you do that again...? Fuck...you have to do that again" He begged, needy whines leaving his lisp as his thrusts picked up speed with a fervor more ardent than moments previously.
He couldn't even begin to explain how long he'd been waiting for this moment!
Since the first time he slipped into your pussy all those months ago!
When his imagination finally became reality.
From then on, he felt like a dog in heat. From a brief whiff of your perfume, to those rare-spotted moments where you bended forward in front of him. Your pussy was far too addicting for him to let go so easily, his aching cock always hard and at attention when he was around you as the thoughts of what he wanted to do next, what he wanted to experience next with you plagued his every waking thought!
But...now that he's seen you squirt? All the times he's had sex with you prior seemed to pale in comparison as the memory replayed again and again in his mind.
"S-Sam...!" You gasped. "S-Slow down- Ah!"
He pouted. "I can't..." He whined in your ear. "I just can't, fuuuuckkk, your pussy feels too good." He said, watery blue orbs looking into yours as a dopey grin slowly crawled its way onto his blushing features.
"You'll squirt on my dick again, right Y/N? Oh pleaassee say that you will..." To accentuate his begging, the side of his face dug into the valley between your bouncing breasts as he moaned at the feeling of your pussy clamping down on his dick and the sound of your fucked-dumb pleas of 'More' or 'Go faster' rang in his ears.
"Don't worry Y/N..." Sam chuckled as his grip on your love handles tightened to the point you knew in the back of your head that you'd have some bruises there in the morning, his balls slapping against your sex echoing throughout his room. "I'll make sure that you feel really good."
Harvey
Similar to Sebastion, he's flustered but like way more.
You were taking control for the night and were fucking yourself onto his dick. Yet, the deeper angle pressed into a delicious ache inside of your cunt and caused you to become a little more...greedier than you typically were.
To the point, you were unconsciously overstimulating your poor lover as he was too fucked-dumb to even still you how you were fucking him too good. How, like yourself, were beginning to feel strange as his balls tightened up at his oncoming unexpected release.
But by the time you got off his cock, that last feeling of friction suddenly made him squirt just as, if not more than you had.
He was squirting allllll over his stomach.
♡ - When you squirted on Harvey's dick, your warm wetness splashing against his thighs as you threw your head back to let out a keen of sheer ecstasy. He felt like he was in pure heaven.
Yet as you slowly came down from your high, the aftershocks from your orgasm still washing over you as your pussy clenched and unclenched around Harvey's cock. When your gaze finally settled back onto your lover, you could've sworn you saw hearts start to appear in Harvey's eyes as you steadily began to roll your hips on his still-hard cock.
"Harvey?" You spoke breathily. "You okay?"
He was more than fine.
But, it took a long minute for the doctor to express that as he lazily looked up at you as if you hung the very moon and stars just for him. After all, he was far too focused on how your hips were rubbing against him oh so perfectly. How your sloppy pussy was so warm and so tight even after the countless times that the both of you had been together...so much so that he was slipping further and further into the fogginess that his pleasure-ridden brain provided.
"Harveeyyy~" You said his name like a siren as you caressed his cheek. "Feelin' good?" You purred, giggling when Harvey answered honestly with an eager nod and an 'Uh huh'.
At his honesty, you began to speed up your hip rolls, a choked-up whine just barely escaping Harvey's throat as his grip upon your hips tightened as he ground up into you in search of more friction. Yet, you knew your lover, although he was more vocal than your previous partners. This time? He was a lot more vocal than he typically was (not that you were complaining).
You almost wanted to be concerned.
But the sight of Harvey's eyes starting to roll into the back of his head?
It was far too delectable for you to give up on.
"So cute f' me baby~" You praised as you pressed your hands onto Harvey's chest, your hips falling and rising more rapidly onto your lover as more and more unashamed moans left his lips. "You should be this shameless more often." You giggled.
"I love how shy you are but I think I like this side of you a lot more." You giggled before you quickly snapped back to Harvey's face as his moans and occasional whines began to increase in pitch.
"Oh....shit, Y/N. H-Honey, I feel weird...please don't stop!"
"I think something- Oh fuck, d-don't stop...!"
"Yoba! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-"
Quickly, you dismounted your lover before finishing him off with your hands, wanting to see the amount of his spend before you were met with the unexpected scene of him squirting. The white liquid sprayed all over his stomach and just underneath his chest as Harvey's screamed to the point you feared he'd wake your animals. Your eyes were as wide as saucers, yet...as your gasping lover struggled to catch his breath.
A part of you begged to see him do it again.
Shane
RIP to your pussy
He's definitely fucking you harder after that little display.
But how he reacts in other ways definitely depends on the location. If you two are having sex at your place? I like to imagine that he'll get really kinky with it and try to make you scream as loud as possible, making sure that everyone within a ten-minute radius of your farmstead knows who made you squirt.
If you're fucking at Marnie's house, however? That'll be the time you find out just how good (and sexy) slow sex with Shane can be.
Ultimately though, when you squirt, Shane is in the business of making sure that you continue the party alllllll night long until he's satisfied or you passed out.
♡ - Ohohoho...he's been waiting for this moment since the second he had access to your tight little cunt.
"Shit farmer...didn't know you could squirt~" Shane groaned as he pressed a hand into the middle of your back, forcing you to arch even more as he drilled his cock further into your sloppy cunt. "How many other secrets are you holdin' out on me, eh?" He continued to interrogate you even though he fully understood you were incapable of answering in a complete sentence, much less uttering a single word aside from the breathless moans that escaped your hoarse mouth.
Yet as the local drunk fucked pussy, his full balls slapping against your cunt as the noises filled your otherwise quiet bedroom.
He couldn't help but remember the fact that he used to be so rude to you before he actually stopped and got to know you.
Suddenly, your face appeared in the forefront of his mind and as he became more drunk off how your walls squeezed his cock, the enveloping warmth began to make his hips stutter as he felt his release close in on him. All he could think about was making you his cute little farmer wife.
The two of you could raise allll the chickens you wanted.
But most importantly? And the most special little bonus that he and only he would get unlike the other people in this town who possibly had a crush on you? He'd have 24/7 access to your squirting little cunt, your moans that shamelessly told him to keep going despite your overstimulation.
He uttered out a guttural 'Fuck' at the idea. "Fuck pretty...we should get married after this, huh?" He smirked. "Ain't no way I'm losing this tight pussy, especially after figuring out what you can do tonight."
#stardew valley#stardew farmer#stardew shane#stardew sebastian#stardew#stardew bachelors#sdv farmer#sdv sebastian#sdv elliott#sdv shane#sdv#sdv harvey#stardew valley fanfic#stardew valley fandom#sdv fanfic#sdv fandom#stardew smut#stardew valley smut#stardew valley x reader#sdv x reader#sdv headcanons#sdv smut
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MAYBE just MAYBE I'm obsessed with the chicken man 🐣
say hello to my inconsistent art style!
also some famer(oc) x shane
#digital art#sketch#art#artists on tumblr#oc#original character#stardew valley#fanart#sdv shane#sdv fanart#sdv oc#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley shane#shane x farmer#shane#shane fanart
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The correct way to propose to Shane 🐓💐
Inspiration:

Lol
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Mhhh guess who would rather draw some slight angst instead of working on their project that is due tomorrow…
Had to get this out of my system
#stardew valley#stardew fanart#sdv shane#fanart#stardew shane#illustration#manga art#shane#sad chicken man#shane sdv#papa shane#shane x farmer#stardew valley shane#shane stardew valley
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Stardew Valley Bachelors (Female Farmer) NSFW twt links

NSFW TWITTER/X LINKS UNDER!! MINORS GO AWAY
Sam
- After you two started dating Sam has been sneaking you into his room more often and quietly doing some inappropriate touching
- Sam loves your boobs. He has to be touching, squeezing or sucking them to be happy!
- When Sam’s playing a video game with Sebastian you suck his cock to see how quiet he can be while hes on call
Harvey
- It was a slow day in the office so you decided to “help” out Dr. Harvey in the backroom
- Due to the lack of condoms in pelican town, you suggest a position where it wouldn’t go in
- For your honeymoon you two decided to stay on the farm
Shane
- When Jas and Marnie aren’t home Shane uses you as he pleases
- After a few drinks from the saloon he goes home and he sees you laying down, he just cant help himself from fingering you
- Shane bullying his fat cock inside you
Sebastian
- When Sebastian finds out that you’re texting a old friend from the city he gets a little jealous and thinks of ways to get you to put your phone down
- Fucks you while you’re cosplaying as his favorite character
- Sebastian takes videos of you two fucking and rewatches them whenever he wants to jerk off
Alex
- You finally convinced Alex to let you tie him up. Of course you’re going to overstimulate him!
- You’re helping Alex study in the library but he suggests that you two should meet up in the bathroom instead
- Alex knows you’re super busy but he misses you so he fucks his toy imagining it was you
Elliot
- Elliot loves watching you prep yourself for him before he puts it in
- A regular sunday morning for you two
- Elliot loves to play with your pussy as he watches you squirm around
Female farmer x Bachelors | Female farmer x Bachelorettes | Male farmer x Bachelors (coming soon!)
#twt links#stardew valley#sam x farmer#harvey x farmer#shane x farmer#sebastian x farmer#alex x farmer#elliot x farmer#sdv sam#sdv harvey#sdv shane#sdv sebastian#sdv alex#sdv elliott#xlinks#twitter links#links#sdv#stardew valley x reader#enjoy#k bye <3#:p
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Beach Day in Stardew Valley 🌞
Giving the people what they want, and that's Shane in swim trunks and boobs out as God intended 🙏
Also featuring my Farmer OC Darcy being really normal about Shane in the corner
#sdv#sdv fanart#stardew valley#shane stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#shane#shane sdv#shane x farmer#sdv oc#i love shane stardew valley with every fiber of my being#burly shane supremacy
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Did a little series of my Stardew Valley farmer Nell (they/them) and Shane getting busy, but I can't post all of it here, so have some makeout sesh and a few tasteful crops :^)
The full series can be seen here on my alt bluesky account (it's pretty explicit nsfw, just FYI)
#stardew valley#sdv farmer#sdv shane#stardew shane#stardew farmer#nell franklin#artsy stuff#suggestive
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flirting comes in different forms.
#stardew valley#stardew valley shane#stardew valley emily#stardew valley sandy#sdv shane#sdv emily#sdv sandy#sdv farmer
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