#Severus and minerva

[jmscornerlibrary]

(Snape's first week as teacher) McGonagall: (trying to be welcoming) Have a cup of tea, Professor Snape. Snape: (only had contact with Death Eaters for the past 15 years) Why? Sprout: McGonagall: Pardon? Snape: You're giving me a cup of tea? As in, to drink? McGonagall: ... I believe so? Snape: And you haven't put anything beside tea into it? McGonagall: ... and why would I do that? (later, at Three Broomsticks) Sprout: Good grief, just where did Dumbledore find that one? McGonagall: Beats me.

[severussnapemylove]

[zephahhhh]

Sev and Minnie should start a podcast just shit talks about everything in the castle

their frequent guests are Hooch and Flitwick, and every new school year they'll start the episode by setting up a bet about how long the new DADA teacher would last and in what way are they going to leave (Minnie still argued Sev cheated for the 1993/1994 school year till this day)

[snapeaddict]

Minerva glanced over her book in Severus’ direction, slightly vexed that he hadn’t acknowledged her in the ten minutes that she had been sitting next to him. But he was engrossed in his own book: a rare, amused smile had formed on his lips and he looked, for once, quite relaxed. 

‘What are you reading?’ she finally asked, her tone casual. 

Severus did not look up. 

‘A Russian favourite’, he replied, shifting his left leg to a more comfortable position. 

Minerva waited a few seconds in case he should like to elaborate, but seeing that he would not, simply said, quite fondly:

‘Well, whatever it is, I am glad that it is making you smile.’

‘It does happen.’

However Albus, who had just entered the room and did not usually bother with polite conversation, seemed to be asking himself the same question as Minerva. Leaning over Severus’ shoulder with curiosity, he read aloud: 

‘ “I am a sick man ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man.” Ah yes, Dostoevsky does have a way with words, does he not, my boy?’

Minerva rolled her eyes in exasperation. Severus glanced at her ironically.

[cissyenthusiast010155]

Severus Snape Masterlist

Mommy…Master List

Approach at your own risk… smut =* extra smutty =**

One Shots

Sex Pollen*

Infinitely Better than Lily*

Nestled*

Snapemas 22*

Severus & Minnie Drabble feat. Teddy Lupin

My Love & Care ~kid!harry & guardian!severus

Glossy Eyes ~sub!severus*

First Time for Everything ~teenager!harry & guardian!severus

I’m Here Drabble ~teenager!harry & guardian!severus

My Love, My Everything ~Soft!Severus Snape xFem Pregnant!Wife!Reader*

Addicted to My Girl*

Oh and I take Recs, so hit me up with ideas 😉 Requests & Prompt-List

[smilingbluetiger]

Hogwarts Talks

* IF VOLDEMORT HAD DIED EARLIER *

Severus: * sits in his chair with his feet on the table holding the schedule

"6:00 wake up call"

Severus: Not this time damn....

Severus: *crosses out

"7:00 - 7:45 Correction of essays"

Severus: I'll wipe my ass with them....

Severus: *crosses out

"8:00 - 15:00 lessons"

Severus: *makes a huge blob at this point

Severus: *places the caption underneath:

"Fuck you Dumbledore"

Severus: *satisfied, he attaches the note to the study door

Severus: Minerva! Pack your catnip, we're going on vacation!

[wolkenundsonnenschein]

this is excellent! so wholesome. Minerva and Severus for the win!

One of the first fanarts/headcanons I came across when I discovered the Snapedom in 2020. Looking at this whole sequence always gives me the best kinds of feelings.

[jmscornerlibrary]

(alone in staff room, in a particularly not bad mood, both engaged in marking)

Snape: Minerva.

McGonagall: Yes.

Snape: Did you know that you are biodegradable?

McGonagall: ...Is that a threat or a piece of advice?

Snape: I am marking Fred Weasley's essay.

McGonagall: *snorts* I'll keep that in mind.

...

McGonagall: So are you, you know.

[trappezoider]

Thank you, professor.

[zephahhhh]

Severus is autistic and Minerva is basically a cat, there's no way they're not besties

[snapeaddict]

A parent-teacher conference

"Now, Mrs Smithton, I do believe there is room for improvement, but only if your daughter understands that sleeping is best done at night, not during my classes."

"Have you considered she might not sleep well at night? There can be lots of noise in the dormitories, as I'm sure you're aware."

Severus raised an eyebrow. He blinked twice.

"Ah, I see. She, too, comes up with many excu-" but he paused unexpectedly, glancing to his right. His nostrils quivered slightly.

"I can certainly tell her Head of House to look into it", he corrected, tight-lipped. "That is a valid concern."

The lady before him nodded, looking very much satisfied.

-

"In conclusion, I advise that your son drop my classes as soon as possible, Mr Foy. I see no other -"

The man in front of Severus raised his hand, silencing him arrogantly. There was a big silvery ring on his middle finger.

"He needs to take Potions, you know that. As his Head of House, I'm sure you can do something about it - I would compensate you, of course."

Severus smirked slightly, but it was almost inconspicuous, merely a tiny movement of his jaw muscles.

"One would have to be a billionaire to make up for the number of ingredients that have been lo-" he frowned, straightening up in his seat uncomfortably. "I meant to say that the number of hours wasted-" but he fell silent again, clenching his teeth. "I am afraid there is nothing I can do" he resumed after a short pause, handing the man back his son's grade report. "We have very strict requirements for our N.E.W.T.S students. I am sure you understand, Mr Foy… The headmaster has high standards."

That was not true. He had high standards.

-

"She is perfectly able to follow instructions. Have you considered you might be the issue? A teacher so young, what were they thinking -"

The Potions Master folded his arms, smiling sarcastically. The man in front of him had an insufferable high-pitched voice.

"Oh, I could not agree with you m-" But again, he bluntly interrupted himself, blowing annoyingly through his nose. The man did not seem to notice.

"And Elie tells me you favour Slytherins. Then she has been out of favour from the start! Do you think I'm an imbecile?"

He raised an eyebrow.

"Well, I suppose-" This time, Severus winced.

He paused. Then spoke again.

"I assure you, sir…"

-

"Did you really have to do that? Two hours! Two hours without you letting me be! "

Minerva closed the door behind her and came back to their desk, gathering her notes. She looked pleased with herself.

"It's the first time in two years you've not almost ended up throwing hands with several parents simultaneously, Severus. You should thank me", she said matter-of-factly.

"Surely you could have just spoken to me when -"

"You said you didn't want those parents to think I babysat you."

"And kicking me repeatedly below the desk sounded like a better alternative to you?"

Minerva smirked, yet again.

"It's not my fault if you're behaving like a 15-year-old at a parent-teacher conference. One sore leg is entirely worth the safeguarding of the school's reputation, if that is what you're asking."

"All the bruises -"

"You're swallowing your own experimental potions for fun every other Saturday, Severus. Don't start complaining to me about bruises."

Severus crossed his arms, looking suspiciously sulky. Minerva glanced at him ironically: the shadow of a smile flickered over her lips. A skilled observer might have guessed that she was trying hard not to laugh.

She lowered her voice.

"And next time someone offers you money for a service, Severus, you might want to consider it. All those budget cuts... Also, you wouldn't believe how costly my ongoing bets with Pomona have become."

It was Severus' turn to smirk. He stood up gracefully, putting his chair back below the desk with a lazy flicker of his wand.

"Oh, I know. I'll get 35% if you get past a certain threshold: that is why I refused Mr. Foy's money. I am not that greedy, you see."

One all, it seemed.

[cissyenthusiast010155]

Happy Boxing Day! I have a request for you. Harry Potter/Severus Snape/Teddy Lupin. Prompt: Will he always be their little teddy bear? I'm excited to see what you come up with! Thank you.

Severus and Minnie Drabble feat. Teddy Lupin

Heyyyy anon! I think imma take this in a more wholesome direction... And fuck the canon plot for this one. Also, I decided to make it a drabble (: Hope you like it! Side note: the smirk in the GIF tho… I feel like it fits perfectly… Oh and this is already on my mommy...masterlist to go check out as well! 

Mommy…Master List

Severus Snape Master List

Warnings: just fluff, and a bit of sadness

Prompt: Will he always be their little teddy bear?

Enjoy (;

Post war, Harry and Ginny had decided to adopt and raise little Teddy Lupin in honor of Remus and Tonks

Eventually, it was time for Teddy to start going to Hogwarts.

Which meant having to be in classes with Severus Snape.

Harry had dreaded the teacher/ parent conferences since school start.

Since the war, Severus' bond with Minnie had only grown more.

Minerva had taken a shattered Severus under her wing and they had become somewhat of a duo.

So when teacher/ parent conferences came along, Minnie assisted that she be there with Severus for his.

He, of course, was appalled by the idea

But she insisted. Partially, for Severus' sake. Partially, for all the poor students' sake.

Eventually, it was Teddy Lupin's turn.

He came with both Harry and Ginny.

All of them prepared for the worst slander from Severus.

Although, it wasn't like Teddy didn't cause trouble in his class time again...

Severus laid out his disappointment and far more vivid words for Teddy which Minnie had to kick him under the desk for him to restrain himself

Teddy immediately lashed back with *all accurate* problems and concerns about Severus and his bias to all three of them.

Before anyone could say another word, Teddy had burst out the office door with Ginny crying out and rushing to follow him, "Come back my little teddy bear!"

Harry just sat there in uncomfortable silence, not knowing what to do.

This was his first time seeing Severus since him giving him those tear memories.

Minnie leaned over to Severus snickering lightly and whispering "Will he always be their little teddy bear?" before returning to her normal stoic face, but left Severus with a crack of a smile on his face.

Of course, he tried to hide this by bowing his head down to look at Teddy's semester report.

Just then, Ginny returned with a huffing Teddy and they sat back down.

But Harry could have swore that he saw Snape smile. Even if it was for just a millisecond, from whatever Minerva had said.

[digitkame]

3 professors forced to share a hotel room during a travel to a wizard expo ... due to budget cut because Hogwarts have sustained yet another annual Voldemort-related disaster( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[hogwartscastle]

Our Legend-Trio May you three rest in peace together now. You will truly be missed with heavy hearts.

Alan Rickman † January 14, 2016 Michael Gambon † September 27, 2023 Maggie Smith † September 27, 2024

[meemoop]

The Love Potion pt. 2

This ended up being a lot more chaotic than I anticipated

[mitsuki91]

I FUCKING LOVE IT

he lost the bet (no one knows if it’s true.he he told everybody about the bet when the photo spread around Hogwarts)