took a wrong turn and ended up at the university of stray dogs, why is my physics professor beefing with our forensics PhD 🤕
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Craving a good makeout session with some hickies, who's down?
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Ok seriously folks.
How do we get Megan thee stallion to watch revolutionary girl utena
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who’s a better one might stand
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Anyone wanna play with my hair or trace the outlines of my tattoos til I fall asleep?
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i’m bored who wants to have a very passionate and obsessive 48 hour love affair with me and then never speak ever again
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nsfw plots/kinks i want to write
breeding
stepsiblings
age gaps
teacher/student
princess/bodyguard
a husband watching his wife fuck his friend and telling her she's doing a good job
shy boy/friend's mom
dirty priest
tall, muscular man with short, tiny gf
free use???
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Anyway, if anyone wants to give me attention for the rest of forever and you're okay with the payment being witnessing me being a cutie patootie then hmu.
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someone who was at the good omens screening tonight message me ALL the spoilers about maggie & nina. i’m going through withdrawals for content of two lesbians i’ve never seen together before in my life
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Come use my boobs as a pillow and lay on my chest so I can play with your hair until we fall asleep
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okay ive decided im running away. whos coming with me??
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my tits looks great anyone wanna see
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do u accept submissions?
I accept submissions of men inquiring about wanting to commit murder suicide.. with me
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i’m gonna be such a hot fuckin milf someday who wants to breed me now so we can speed up the process
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He left me for another girl, who wants to meet up, fuck me and then take my life?
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Kinda sick and disgusted by life and everyone in it. Who wants to leave everything behind and live on a mountain peak and raise those cute ass hairy cows with the big horns??
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