#Serious inquiries only

[valverii]

took a wrong turn and ended up at the university of stray dogs, why is my physics professor beefing with our forensics PhD 🤕

[girlw-amermaidtattoo]

Listen up, betas

if your DM game is starting with ‘I wanna get to know you,’ it’s already in the trash. My whole vibe, everything you need to know, is right there on my blog and all over my Twitter feed. Do the work, scroll, and learn. When you finally slide in, make sure it’s with something worthy of my attention, not the same tired questions I’ve heard a thousand times. Bring me a real offer, a real question—something that makes me feel like you know how valuable my time is. Until then, keep goon scrolling.

[alwaysbetruexo]

Craving a good makeout session with some hickies, who's down?

[lesbiassoon]

Ok seriously folks.

How do we get Megan thee stallion to watch revolutionary girl utena

[slaygentford]

who’s a better one might stand

[thebootyspy]

SEETHROUGH LEGGINGS 🔥🔥🔥 MSG ME FOR FULL VIDEO

[witchyfemmee]

i’m so desperate for the company of a butch. I wanna sit next to each other and rest my legs over your lap. I wanna play with your hair, scratch and massage your scalp until your eyes flutter shut. And i want to know more about each other, telling stories and learning each others quirks. And every-time you look at me my face will blush. And i’ll slyly ask to see your rings, playing with them for a moment before i hold your hand closely to me.

[cybervom1t]

i’m bored who wants to have a very passionate and obsessive 48 hour love affair with me and then never speak ever again

[girlw-amermaidtattoo]

This is the kind of shit I’m talking about. Keep this out of my DMs, I’m not just something you can fill your empty and bland life with. 🙄

You’re not “bored” your BORING! 🥱 If you want conversation from me, pay attention to the blog, come join me on Discord where I’m actually active and willing to talk to subs politely (or not.) or buckle down, work hard and start paying tribute to consistently keep my attention. If that’s not your thing, make yourself useful to me or tell me something of use to me, please just don't waste my time in the DMs here, I get very cranky about it and I promise ya’ll will not like me when I’m cranky because you’re disrespecting me and my time.

[gcddamnvampire]

nsfw plots/kinks i want to write

breeding

stepsiblings

age gaps

teacher/student

princess/bodyguard

a husband watching his wife fuck his friend and telling her she's doing a good job

shy boy/friend's mom

dirty priest

tall, muscular man with short, tiny gf

free use???

[eversweetflowerpot]

uh hey excuse me why is no one letting me warm them while they play video games. cmon now!!!

[queenjazz7]

Is it attraction to Terry Silver or Thomas Ian Griffith!?!? Help?!!?

OR BOTH

Alexa play What is this feeling? from Wicked

[pallegina]

now hiring for a brunch boytoy... ur only job is to be on call 24/7 incase i get blasted on mimosas and need to rub on someone's chest... inquire within

[ohsofttouch]

Anyway, if anyone wants to give me attention for the rest of forever and you're okay with the payment being witnessing me being a cutie patootie then hmu.

[church-of-lilith]

someone who was at the good omens screening tonight message me ALL the spoilers about maggie & nina. i’m going through withdrawals for content of two lesbians i’ve never seen together before in my life

[snufflimsuperstar]

He left me for another girl, who wants to meet up, fuck me and then take my life?