lesbiassoon
lesbiassoon
Future 2nd I Mean 3rd Tetris Winner
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Either sonic IS a god or could KILL god. I do not care if there is a difference. 22 y/o with like 20 hours of screen time on tumblr every week and a mile long queue. Please ask if you’d like certain triggers/spoilers tagged! Icon by @/deertism
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lesbiassoon · 3 hours ago
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lesbiassoon · 5 hours ago
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an important still
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lesbiassoon · 5 hours ago
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The Watermelon Woman 1996, dir. Cheryl Dunye
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lesbiassoon · 15 hours ago
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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lesbiassoon · 15 hours ago
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we've all seen trans boy dipper pines but i think more people should consider trans girl mabel. that girl has the most gender euphoria of all time shes over the moon to get to do preteen girl things like having sleepovers with her besties and crushing on boys and covering herself in glitter. also i think it makes dippers manliness crisises 3x funnier if mabel already had a gender revelation years ago and is just chilling. see my vision.
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lesbiassoon · 15 hours ago
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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling
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lesbiassoon · 15 hours ago
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lesbiassoon · 15 hours ago
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You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.
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lesbiassoon · 19 hours ago
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the biggest bullshit everrrrr is when people say "men and boys are punished for crying whereas women and girls are validated and comforted" it's such bullshit people will literally see a woman crying and call her an evil manipulative bitch
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lesbiassoon · 20 hours ago
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been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao
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lesbiassoon · 20 hours ago
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Akina, 42
“I’m wearing a 60s silk scarf and 60s glasses on head, 70s polyester shirt and modern mohair cardigan, 1940s skirt made of neckties, and reflective rainbow color Margiela tabi boots. According to a friend, my lucky colors this year are green and pink, so I am wearing them a lot!”
Mar 25, 2025 ∙ Industry City
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lesbiassoon · 20 hours ago
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too relatable
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lesbiassoon · 22 hours ago
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people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies
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lesbiassoon · 23 hours ago
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lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?
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lesbiassoon · 1 day ago
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does anyone have that pic of the guy texting like you need to find a new weed guy im in love with you
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lesbiassoon · 1 day ago
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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
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lesbiassoon · 1 day ago
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oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
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