#Semi-Nsfw

[epic-arc]

Evil Weiss Shenanigans 

Jaune would enter the room he shared with Weiss, Weiss would be writing in a personal notebook some evil plans then Jaune would sit on the bed and look at her with a calm smile on his face.

Jaune: How are you doing my queen?

Weiss would sigh and look at Jaune with a tired expression on her face.

(E)Weiss: I'm having an existencial crisis over the fact that i will be stuck with 4 idiots for the rest of my live, I'm doing splending thank you for asking dear.

Weiss would approach Jaune and kiss his cheek and then go back to writing in her notebook.

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(E)Weiss: Today, i'm gonna do something productive!

Weiss would tell everyone to do something except Jaune in which she would take his hand and lead him to her room.

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Winter's team would be fighting against Weiss' team and during the fight Winter would be hit by a blow from Weiss, it didn't hurt her seriously but it would leave a scar on her face and she would look at Weiss who had a happy expression on her face.

Winter: Oh fiddlesticks this really ruffles my feathers

Everyone would hear that and stop fighting and look at Weiss and Winter in confusion.

(E)Weiss: Please! Just say fuck!

[rijinks]

sucking blood, just a tiny bit

[incorrectjokerout]

Nace:Jan,you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends,right?

Jan,naked in Nace's bed:No,I absolutely do not.

Nace,already taking off his clothes:Fuck...me neither.

[texts-from-eurovision2021]

[joyce-stick]

さよひなすけべつめつめ #4-5 | pixiv link (nsfw) | art by こずみっく

[incorrectblindchannel]

Joel:I feel like doing something stupid.

Joonas:I’m stupid,do me.

[colorfullyminded]

Naughty/Dumb Pinescone Mini Fic Idea

This is so dumb! But it made me laugh, and I wanted to share with others and also just-- see how I should end it. So the idea: ---- Wendy and the teens joking that Wirt is Submissive and breedable (yes i was thinking of that friend's art) and they ask Dipper what he thinks, being he's Wirt's boyfriend and knows him the most intimately.

And Dipper is like "I mean…kind of. You are a pushover babe. And you're a sweetheart-- you totally give off that vibe"

And Wirt is all offended and huffy, like, "Im getting a drink."

Dipper: Get one for me too?

Wirt: (Immediately folding like a house of cards) Yes, dear.

Wendy: Told you!

Wirt shoots her a flustered glare, and walks off. When he comes back with the drinks, he hands Dipper his while leaning in his ear

"We'll see who's submissive and breedable tonight" ---

That's the idea. Now what I want to ask is-- if I were to write it, should I end it with more of a fade to black; a salacious tease for the reader's to wonder. Or, would people want me to include the later that night scene. I genuinely would like to know what sounds fun. Are we looking at a T+/M rated, or are we looking at E for this one?

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Mark:You look good in that hoodie.

Tom:You know where else I'd look good?

Mark,zero hesitation:My bed.

Tom,at the same time:By your side-wait,what?

[nascentwaves]

"A serving of thighs for my fellow thighthusiasts on this fine Sunday eve~."

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Geto: I put the pun in punishment. Nanami: I put the top in unstoppable. Utahime: I put the cute in execute. Haibara: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Shoko: I put the ass in class. Gojo: I put the D in Suguru.

[incorrectjokerout]

*Texting Jan*

Nace:I gave you a boner,don't ignore me.

[lovethewayyoudoso]

He knows how to get what he wants.

[negiwave2000]

[tswwwit]

(NSFW)

What was it like the first time Bill got turned on in his human body?? I mean even though he’s had demon sex (?) in his geometric form, and witnessed human sex dreams, it must’ve been weird the first time it happened to his, like. Real real body.

It sure was!

While Bill's possessed human bodies before, it was generally for mischief and mayhem, with the mind of the mortal screaming in impotent terror and/or rage. Which is hilarious, but not horny.

Even besides that, wearing one to get down with the human-style flesh-slapping didn't particularly appeal either; it just looked so.... meaty. With fluids going in places, I mean, c'mon! From the outside the whole ordeal looks completely ridiculous! You'd probably be all sticky at the end and pushing lots of air in and out. What a bunch of weirdos meatsacks are.

Of course, as we all know, Bill ended up in a meatsack at the beginning of Faking It - which came with a myriad of annoyances, but some extra benefits!

For one, having his own custom model suited Bill much better! It was quite literally made for him, tailored to his very essence. All the nerves and wires plugged into the right metaphorical ports and full driver installation. He's much more in that body than the other ones he's driven around, it's rigged out with all the luxuries and hooked right up to his own mind.

So it was with mild surprise that Bill noticed when he was, ahem, interested, there was an involuntary reaction. All the tubes pushing liquids into places and a slight rise in temperature; and some other things. One of which was quite evident. Bill was well aware of this one in the past he'd made considerable fun of it - but being in this body so much, and having it tuned to respond to his mental state, lent the absurd situation a bit of, uh. Urgency? Importance? Anyway, it was... much more distracting than he thought it'd be.

But hey! Weirdness is like, Bill's whole jam, you can't deny he's curious enough to poke around in places a being probably shouldn't, and he was already stuck in the thing anyway. Why not give it a little test drive and see what that's all about?

Important note: It's canon in the Bill POV sex scene that human flesh has hundred of thousands more nerve endings than his standard form. Considerably more sensitive. Touch is the difference between an armored gauntlet and your bare hand; temperature and texture are all very, very enhanced -

The results: Positive. Excellent. A+++, Bill was Enlightened and Delighted.

A convert was made that day. Bill Cipher is big into hedonism, and now the doors to the pleasures of the literal flesh were open.

Bill had to hand it to humanity; okay, like, he gets it now. It's an acquired taste to be sure, but once you get it it's fan-friggin-tastic! He cast all those old aspersions aside and prepared set sail onto new seas of sensation.

[incorrectblindchannel]

Niko:You know my motto:carpe diem,carpe noctem,carpe coles.

Joel:Seize the day,seize the night,what’s the last one?

Niko:Seize the dick.

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Crossover AU

Sora is confused on how massaging Ariel's butt will help her with her problem... but he will help in any way he can. It seems like the flirty redhead is enjoying it so there is that. Too bad he doesn't notice Mulan being jealous. Maybe she should do something about it.

(Semi-NSFW) (Massage)

"Oh Sora. Do it harder, stronger~!"

Sora raised his eyebrows at the strange moan he heard from the nice red-haired mermaid princess who was laying on his bed, wearing nothing but her white panties that barely hide how...round her bottom was much to Sora embarrassment who tried to push his embarrassment to the side.

"As your wish, Ariel." He said as he use more force on his mssage of her butt trying to be a good friend to the princess by helping her out on her BBD much to Ariel delight...

...and Mulan rage-filled jealousy who was glaring at the red-haired whore and the dense himbo with venomous gaze.