#Sebastian Stanny

[donospl]

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[mildcrow]

elliott doodles. there's just.... somethin about him idk

[princehendir]

I love how the AITA submission specifies "a dozen people", therefore making it nearly impossible to tell whose side the op is on

[shortkingvi]

who is watching once upon a time again me it is me i am

[serenityfails]

sebastian vael stannies have suffered more than andraste. in a series full of clownable men theirs is one of the most clownable

[izzymalec]

why is sebastian stan so deadly set on having the absolute worst filmography in hollywood, now he's gonna play donald tump? haven't you made the stannies suffer enough? sadist

[skitskatdacat63]

Dear beloved mutual,

1. You have the power to revive one fashion trend, which trend do you revive?

2. How do you come up with niche but cool au ideas? Do they just appear out of nowhere?

3. You are to help create the perfect f1 driver, choose the dna of two drivers that will be used in the creation of this perfect driver and pick anyone related to f1 to raise them.

Oh my god, these are such fantastic questions. I feel like I have to turn the question back on you and ask how you came up with such unique ones?? Whenever I do this kind of game, I cannot think of actually interesting questions at all lmao

1.

Hmmmm....maybe that we all have to dress formally/more dressy all the time- Again, I like comfy clothes as much as the next person and sometimes when I wake up and have to go out, I cannot muster the energy to dress well at all. HOWEVER at the same time, I don't really feel incentivized to dress up anyways, considering I'll probably end up severely standing out. It just makes me so grrr to look at old paintings or pictures and everyone feels much more stylish compared to nowadays. Though, I guess their version of "dressing down" appears formal to us in modern day. Sigh, I just wanna dress up fancy and not feel like I'm super out of place. I'm just not a huge fan of modern fashion, especially fast fashion. Like we own so many more clothes now then we did in the past, but they're all so much worse quality and mainly boring.

2.

Ahhhhh good question. I think I might have said before, but a lot of them just come from me doing something or learning about something new, and I want to share it with people. But it feels much more interesting to actually do something with that information, rather than just infodump. It's actually a symbiotic relationship. I learn/do something -> I use making an au as a medium to share this new interest -> I then have an actual reason to learn more in depth, actually retain the info and have a reason to share it! I think it has to be something very fascinating to me for it to actually become a full, committed AU though. I joke a lot about creating random ones, but it has to actually stick in my head for it to come to fruition. But a lot of the things I joke about usually end up integrating into an AU. Such as when I use Machiavelli quotes, or draw specific scenarios. But yeah they're usually just random concepts that I want to draw, and then I come up with lore to make it make sense. It's fun though to randomly discover parallels, and make associations prob no one else would ever make. Like to who else other than me would HRE Charles VI and Sebastian Vettel being similar make any sense?? Let me try to write out how I remember coming up with my main AUs: Boy King AU: I've talked about this in depth before but basically I saw a little statuette of a Holy Roman Emperor as a literal boy king and it stuck in my mind for a while, and I'm like, haha Seb statue??? And it all spiraled from there. Matador AU: I think I randomly got a thirst trap tiktok of matadors on my fyp, and I became a bit obsessed with their clothes and aesthetic. And then I was like, Spain...Fernando...matador Fernando!! And actually, the only reason that AU has lore is bcs I'm a vettonso stannie lol(same with Boy King AU tbh!!) Nandopoleon: Well, I've been obsessed with Napoleon a while, so of course I unconsciously started trying to make comparisons. But honestly....they really are so fucking similar, it's insane to me. They are the same person, okay!! Renaissance Muse AU: Purely came from thinking Seb looked similar to The David. But tbh now it's more about statues/works of art I think he looks similar to and want to draw! + Bond AU and Hussar AU: I just find them fascinating and love the parallels. One of my fav posts of mine is still the Hussar to F1 comparison, very similar to matador AU.

3.

Lmfao you already know I'm making the vettonso baby. I like to think since they're pretty similar, the baby would be 2x as talented. It's hard to say who could raise them bcs I feel like those related to F1 who are good parents prob wouldn't put their kid into F1. So maybe Mark? And also I think it's kinda funny for him to have to raise vettonso's love child. But it's like Mark with Oscar. Maybe Mark didn't totally succeed, but maybe he can through managing the next gen, y'know?

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

[milflewis]

niamh ngl what u just answered to anon made me feel scared and horny 👀

is that not ur natural state of being tho as a sebastian fernando stannie

[the-pale-goddess]

Bucky fic snippet? YES please🤩 I am more than interested 😍 please & thank you 🌻

Glad to see my fellow Marvel girls simping over Bucky! 🥂

It’s already out, you can find it here. Btw, you must’ve sent the message when I was making the post - telepathy or what? 😌❤️

[escarlatafox]

Actually I still cannot believe people voted for pearl over Sebastian debeste. SEBASTIAN DEBESTE???? did they just not play aai2? 😭

[nimsabeef]

what your favorite obey me brother says about you but i'm mean about it

lucifer: im gonna list a bunch of characters and you tell me if they ring a bell: sebastian michaelis, levi ackerman, daisuke kanbe, jumin han, byakuya togami, kyoya ootori,

mammon: be honest how many times did you listen to the grr voice line. you know exactly what im talking about dont lie

leviathan: this isnt your first otome game isnt it ? fucking yoosung stannie

satan: do you by any chance have an ongoing sexual or romantic fantasy of distracting him while hes reading

asmodeus: i would call you horny but you already know that and you're proud of it so you probably wont mind. anyway how does it feel like to hide your insecurities behind a veil of self-aggrandizing jokes

beelzebub: quick question how frequently do you use the words softie and cinnamon roll to describe him. also how many times did you call him underrated and say he needed more love

belphegor: you listen to those yandere boyfriend asmr videos dont you

[princemick-archive]

Okay, lactose is bad for my stomach so only black coffee and without sugar as i don't particularly like sweet drinks and food, i am Sebastian's bitch :3

this is valid, youre a realist thats why ur a seb stannie it just makes sense to stan a 4x wdc and drink lungos. doesnt mean ur right for it. u shud simply just make ur stomach suffer.

[shirtgate]

YOUR TAGS ON THE SEB CAR FUCKER POST… 10/10 WHERE IS THE SEBASTIAN VETTEL “IM IN LOVE WITH MY CAR” COVER

HI HONEY,, 4GIVE ME IF MY 16 YEAR OLD DEVOUT QUEEN STANNIE SHOWS THRU TOO HARD THRU THIS AHSFHASJF

no bc imagine seb singing along so passionately like WHEN IM HOLDING YOUR WHEEL *imitates freddie's groan/run* ALL I HEAR IS YOUR GEAR *mimes drumming*

god i bet he'd get down so hard to the live version (rock montreal 1981 killer queen/im in love with my car inject injECT UGHGHGH seb how do u feel about rogah taylahs raspy voice) and feel guilty about singing about forgetting his girl and buying a new carburettor instead,,, did you know i never fully understood this song til i got into f1 and related paraphernalia but still thought it was a bop but let me just tell you now IT TRANSCENDS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL I UNDERSTAND WHY ROGER TAYLOR HAD A FEEL FOR HIS AUTOMOBILE AND SEB'S LOVE LANGUAGE WOULD DEFINITELY BE INVOLVING PUTTING HIS HANDS ON GREASE GUNS (mmmMMM iTS LIKE A DISEASE SON)

tldr i think my hyperfixation on queen during my early teen years and even til now and being obsessed w seb are somewhat related (?) AND SEB HAS TO DO A COVER RN OR A WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO

[borealopelta]

It is time for the final episodes! Commentary by yours truly

Ep 8 starting off as wonderful as the last 20 times I watched it, Mr Crozier’s little “that’s not how I see you 😳” when Mr Gender insults himself, and them stopping to have a few words while looking at each other… alack! The emotions!! They’re so gentle with each other in the way they talk and LOOK at each other and them calling each other brokfhsd…brothrjhvc…I still can’t say it…they look like they’re about to k*ss and then... cut to them running towards the camp like two little cartoon figures doing a stupid little cartoon dance

Back in the camp tragedy awaits (of course, what else could happen) and we’re back with our regularly scheduled programme of hating Native people and casual gore

And how could I forget Mr Hickey (I hate his face <3) back on his bullshit, interrupted by the man himself (with that I mean Mr Jopson the ultimate madlad) being sent out to the great emptiness to be confronted with his lies

Good Lord, Mr Bridgens and Mr Peglar standing in the tent, l-o-o-k-i-n-g [at bruises and being ever so gentle even in times of extreme hardship while Mr Collins eyes some bottles very conspiratorially, I wonder what’ll happen (except I don’t)] I did Not pick up on these two the first time around and it makes the things to come so much worse

Oh this show and it’s cruelly casual depiction of death and dying and illness and injuries and overall suffering (I have a whole lot of thoughts about that that I won’t put here but dear Jesus) It happens so often and is such an integral part of their everyday life that it seems so normal to have several dead people lying around, to have people fighting for their lives (looking at you Mr Gender and your St Sebastian looking face) eugh it pains me

Mr Goodsir saying his last words to Lady Silence pain me once more, he seems so desperate for her to stay and you can see the exact moment his oh so fragile heart breaks once more as she walks off into the fog…

Then we have the absolutely fantastic speeches by Mr Crozier and Mr Hickey, I’m vibrating from excitement at how petty these two are with each other

Aand they’re getting interrupted by the Collins one-man-rave. Oh and a giant spirit monster

More Gender scenes from the man himself (the gender is arson) His eyes are like black holes full of trauma…

Collins getting mauled to death and his soul sucked out, what a wonderful way to end an episode right? This got very long and I apologise for that but there are thoughts being thunk so watch out for more

Dearest boaty mcboatface i FORGOT to reply to these but I'm procrastinating on studying for my exam (its on friday!!! wtf is wrong with me!!!) so it's time for Them!

The Big Fitzier Scene is just. Yeah exactly what you said the next logical step was to make out. What's better than dying of scurvy but still snatching a smooch from your captain slash role model slash Beloved™???

I have to ask HOW you missed the bridglar tho like....they are So Tender you look at them and go 👀 a-HA you two are homosexuals!! I see! But dgbdhdndkd yeah everything hurts about them as well <3

What's an absolute kick in the chest with Silna's departure is that,,,, I can't say it without crying ANYWAY Goodsir apologizes to her. That scene fucking unzips me like he apologizes. GOD.

The whole Hickey thing is such a mess and i love it so much...the fog makes the whole mood muted somehow and everything feels urgent and dangerous like the moment before the storm where you're just waiting for that first crash of thunder. des voeux and [idk who the other guy is] convincing tozer to open the armory, little being pressured into greenlighting it, tommy armitage looking cute af (it's not important to the plot but it's important to ME), and then Irving's autopsy, Hodgson (boyfriend) confirming Hickey's lie, the whole got damn thing is just So Fucking Much. And hhhhhh the basis of me making james and dezza friends in every single au aka fitzjender suggesting des voeux to be put in charge of the armoury....he trusts him!!! and that makes me so sad ok.

anyway the hanging scene my beloved. mr jared harris deserves a thousand kisses for that speech his VOICE CRACKS man his voice cracks,,,,i can hear the "thAT was MR HickEY" in my head. also i love watching Tozer's face in that scene as he finds out about this stuff and you can see the horror on his face that hickey lied to him and murdered farr and Irving and alienated the Netsilik. and he was stupid enough to go along with it and now he'll die for it. as we all know i'm the #1 Tozer stannie round here so of course I'll yell abt him anyway. Hickey's speech too....hate the man amazed by his Skills of Manipulation. He talks in this super weird way when he's gaslight gatekeep girlbossing and you can't not listen to it,,,

Collins one-man-rave made me crack up but it really is that,,,the ensuing carnage is one of the worst/best scenes for being so graphic and just dealing with a bunch of side characters efficiently. Love diggle being just wrestled into a harness and made to haul with the mutineers, little and tozer's Talk™ (probably the basis of that ship gdhdhfjd), tommy hartnell the absolute lad being the Best Boy in the show and of course the jender and his rockets!!! he really went all out there <3

Collins' death and Tozer witnessing it is so....once again a thousand kisses to Walmart for using Microexpressions and Body Language because his little twitches and whatever the fuck his face does lives in my head rent free.

[lledron]

Sebastian Michaelis

Sebastián en el mundo de Canción de Fuego y Hielo. 

- Melisandre lo convoca sin querer.

-Sebastián encuentra su camino a Desembarco del Rey 

-Y conoce a este chico, el verdadero rey!

Sebastian trabaja gratis para Tommen porque cree en sus ideales de grandeza y prosperidad para el reino entre los que se encuentran ( y también porque no se puede comer un alma tan pura, porque tiene miedo de terminar como Hanna después de Lukas)

Hacer de los gatos el nuevo escudo de armas de los Lannister.

Hacer refugios para gatos.

Prohibir las remolachas.

Tommen lo alimenta con las” personas malas” entre ellas: 

-Daenerys Targaryen y sus tres hijos

- Ramsay Bolton (Sebastian se entero de que desolló a los gatitos de Winterfell) 

-Euron Greyjoy.

-Tyron Lannister

- Stannis Baratheon 

Y quien se interponga en el camino de este rey!!

[samenkomen]

new list of canons under the cut.

CRIMINAL MINDS:

DAVID ROSSI

RIVERDALE:

ELIZABETH  "BETTY"  COOPER     ( SEASON 1 BASED )

GAME OF THRONES / ASOIAF:

LYSA ARRYN (TULLY)

STANNIS BARATHEON

SANSA STARK

SANDOR CLEGANE

TRAILER PARK BOYS:

JULIAN

RANDY

LUCY

SARAH

THE BIG BANG THEORY:

DR. LEONARD HOFSTADTER

HOWARD WOLOWITZ

DR. BERNADETTE ROSTENKOWSKI

BBC SHERLOCK:

SEBASTIAN MORAN

TOTALLY SPIES !:

CLOVER

SOUTH PARK:

TWEEK TWEAK

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY & MANDY

MANDY

DISNEY’S RECESS

ASHLEY SPINELLI

THE MATRIX TRILOGY:

NEO

JOHN WICK:

JOHN WICK

BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE / BOGUS JOURNEY

THEODORE ‘TED’ LOGAN

CONSTANTINE (2005)

JOHN CONSTANTINE

OCEAN’S 11 - 13

RUSTY RYAN

SAW FRANCHISE:

BRIT STEVENSON

PETER STRAHM

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PSYCHO-HEAD

VENUS VIRGO