#Sebastian Stanny

[donospl]

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[mildcrow]

elliott doodles. there's just.... somethin about him idk

[princehendir]

I love how the AITA submission specifies "a dozen people", therefore making it nearly impossible to tell whose side the op is on

[shortkingvi]

who is watching once upon a time again me it is me i am

[serenityfails]

sebastian vael stannies have suffered more than andraste. in a series full of clownable men theirs is one of the most clownable

[izzymalec]

why is sebastian stan so deadly set on having the absolute worst filmography in hollywood, now he's gonna play donald tump? haven't you made the stannies suffer enough? sadist

[forgottenroderick]

OOC | Roderick & Edmund

ok so obv there's a lot [ here ] regarding general treatment, but i do think ed and guin are probs his most consistent top contendors for the throne! not really bc of any particular claim -- he views himself as proof positive that god will choose the greatest (or this is what he tells himself) whatever a mortal king might prefer (still tryna stick it to his dad even tho the man's been gone a long time now laksjfkjs) -- but bc he views them as the most intelligent/capable/strong oof his kids. arthur he doesn't view as v intelligent, sebastian he doesn't view as v tough, and cassandra is a girl. yes, guin is also a girl, but she's the exception that proves the rule that women can't rule laksjdfjksdf

so yeah!! obv he does change his mind, esp if he's p/o'd at ed or guin (bc he's such a great dad <3) and wants to teach them a lesson/humble them a bit, raising up one of their siblings is a great tactic! or if, say, he watched ed get pummeled by arthur in the ring or smth and is like 'oh god that's not a good look for a king' laksjfkjdsf

i also think the fact that, like, whereas arthur is doing all of this to prove smth to roderick, edmund is doing it to prove it to himself -- like the independence of will is smth he really respects a lot more than someone tryna impress him so ironically the v act of trying to curry his favor actually ruins it but aklsjdfkjdsf here we are

so yeah! i do think ed and guin probs has the most experience in that sense -- like, they're the ones most likely to be summoned to shadow him for a day or whatever which is probs just as trying as it is rewarding bc he's def got some stannis baratheon in him and so he's pr severe a lot and akljdsfkjdsf its fun!

but yeah! in his way, he's proud of ed! bc in a lot of ways, summoning him for teaching is as much about that as it is abt showing him off? idk he's a weird dude alksdfjdskjf not in a 'look what i made' kinda way -- he was v hands off when they were babies for sure hahaha -- but in a 'you will bow to me and keep bowing to me and mine long after your bones have turned to dust' so!! fun times w dad = being a living, breathing symbol/weapon basically aklsdjfkjsdf its great lksdfklsjdf bonding goals! but also yeah its bonding time and passing on the craft of ruling or whatever alksjdfkjsdf who knows it depends on the day ig

also be looking out for a strongly written letter if you said or did smth that he didn't like -- and absolutely no acknowledgement if you did smth he ~did like!

[skitskatdacat63]

Dear beloved mutual,

1. You have the power to revive one fashion trend, which trend do you revive?

2. How do you come up with niche but cool au ideas? Do they just appear out of nowhere?

3. You are to help create the perfect f1 driver, choose the dna of two drivers that will be used in the creation of this perfect driver and pick anyone related to f1 to raise them.

Oh my god, these are such fantastic questions. I feel like I have to turn the question back on you and ask how you came up with such unique ones?? Whenever I do this kind of game, I cannot think of actually interesting questions at all lmao

1.

Hmmmm....maybe that we all have to dress formally/more dressy all the time- Again, I like comfy clothes as much as the next person and sometimes when I wake up and have to go out, I cannot muster the energy to dress well at all. HOWEVER at the same time, I don't really feel incentivized to dress up anyways, considering I'll probably end up severely standing out. It just makes me so grrr to look at old paintings or pictures and everyone feels much more stylish compared to nowadays. Though, I guess their version of "dressing down" appears formal to us in modern day. Sigh, I just wanna dress up fancy and not feel like I'm super out of place. I'm just not a huge fan of modern fashion, especially fast fashion. Like we own so many more clothes now then we did in the past, but they're all so much worse quality and mainly boring.

2.

Ahhhhh good question. I think I might have said before, but a lot of them just come from me doing something or learning about something new, and I want to share it with people. But it feels much more interesting to actually do something with that information, rather than just infodump. It's actually a symbiotic relationship. I learn/do something -> I use making an au as a medium to share this new interest -> I then have an actual reason to learn more in depth, actually retain the info and have a reason to share it! I think it has to be something very fascinating to me for it to actually become a full, committed AU though. I joke a lot about creating random ones, but it has to actually stick in my head for it to come to fruition. But a lot of the things I joke about usually end up integrating into an AU. Such as when I use Machiavelli quotes, or draw specific scenarios. But yeah they're usually just random concepts that I want to draw, and then I come up with lore to make it make sense. It's fun though to randomly discover parallels, and make associations prob no one else would ever make. Like to who else other than me would HRE Charles VI and Sebastian Vettel being similar make any sense?? Let me try to write out how I remember coming up with my main AUs: Boy King AU: I've talked about this in depth before but basically I saw a little statuette of a Holy Roman Emperor as a literal boy king and it stuck in my mind for a while, and I'm like, haha Seb statue??? And it all spiraled from there. Matador AU: I think I randomly got a thirst trap tiktok of matadors on my fyp, and I became a bit obsessed with their clothes and aesthetic. And then I was like, Spain...Fernando...matador Fernando!! And actually, the only reason that AU has lore is bcs I'm a vettonso stannie lol(same with Boy King AU tbh!!) Nandopoleon: Well, I've been obsessed with Napoleon a while, so of course I unconsciously started trying to make comparisons. But honestly....they really are so fucking similar, it's insane to me. They are the same person, okay!! Renaissance Muse AU: Purely came from thinking Seb looked similar to The David. But tbh now it's more about statues/works of art I think he looks similar to and want to draw! + Bond AU and Hussar AU: I just find them fascinating and love the parallels. One of my fav posts of mine is still the Hussar to F1 comparison, very similar to matador AU.

3.

Lmfao you already know I'm making the vettonso baby. I like to think since they're pretty similar, the baby would be 2x as talented. It's hard to say who could raise them bcs I feel like those related to F1 who are good parents prob wouldn't put their kid into F1. So maybe Mark? And also I think it's kinda funny for him to have to raise vettonso's love child. But it's like Mark with Oscar. Maybe Mark didn't totally succeed, but maybe he can through managing the next gen, y'know?

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[milflewis]

niamh ngl what u just answered to anon made me feel scared and horny 👀

is that not ur natural state of being tho as a sebastian fernando stannie

[the-pale-goddess]

Bucky fic snippet? YES please🤩 I am more than interested 😍 please & thank you 🌻

Glad to see my fellow Marvel girls simping over Bucky! 🥂

It’s already out, you can find it here. Btw, you must’ve sent the message when I was making the post - telepathy or what? 😌❤️

[escarlatafox]

Actually I still cannot believe people voted for pearl over Sebastian debeste. SEBASTIAN DEBESTE???? did they just not play aai2? 😭

[nimsabeef]

what your favorite obey me brother says about you but i'm mean about it

lucifer: im gonna list a bunch of characters and you tell me if they ring a bell: sebastian michaelis, levi ackerman, daisuke kanbe, jumin han, byakuya togami, kyoya ootori,

mammon: be honest how many times did you listen to the grr voice line. you know exactly what im talking about dont lie

leviathan: this isnt your first otome game isnt it ? fucking yoosung stannie

satan: do you by any chance have an ongoing sexual or romantic fantasy of distracting him while hes reading

asmodeus: i would call you horny but you already know that and you're proud of it so you probably wont mind. anyway how does it feel like to hide your insecurities behind a veil of self-aggrandizing jokes

beelzebub: quick question how frequently do you use the words softie and cinnamon roll to describe him. also how many times did you call him underrated and say he needed more love

belphegor: you listen to those yandere boyfriend asmr videos dont you

[cappymightwrite]

Only a Lock of Hair, John Everett Millais / The Wounded Man, Gustave Courbet / Sebastian, Matt Davies / A Storm of Swords, Sansa VI / A Dance with Dragons, Jon XIII

"Tell me, Alayne—which is more dangerous, the dagger brandished by an enemy, or the hidden one pressed to your back by someone you never even see?"

"The hidden dagger."

⁕ ⁕ weapon ⁕ ⁕

"A grey girl on a dying horse. Daggers in the dark. A promised prince, born in smoke and salt. It seems to me that you make nothing but mistakes, my lady. Where is Stannis? What of Rattleshirt and his spearwives? Where is my sister?" [...]

When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold…

[redbullseb]

If you don’t mind, can I ask what’s problematic about the grid dad thing?

umm okay so i don’t think it’s like “problematic” in the cancel culture sense, but i do take issue with several facets of the term, and i was omw outside and annoyed when i made the original post so. brevity took precedence over nuance. discourse under the cut eeee

we hear it all the time about seb. seb with his grid kids, grid dad this, and grid dad that. on the surface, i suppose there’s nothing insidious about it—after all, the man IS a father, and it’s not a stretch to think he’d feel some paternal-esque emotions about the younger drivers, particularly any he might see himself reflected in, like charles. god knows i feel similarly about my friends who are younger than me at uni. however, it’s when you think about the implications of the term, as well as how it’s been used most frequently, that it starts to rub one the wrong way.

the thing is: sebastian vettel is not the father of anybody on that grid. he is not a chaperone at a birthday party. he is a driver in his own right with his own ambitions. he is more than a one-dimensional father figure in a fictional world. he doesn’t owe any of the younger drivers anything. also—he’s not that old?? daniel is a couple years younger, lewis a couple years older, and nobody is calling them “grid dad” with the same fervour.

the closest comparison i can think of is that the term is doing to him what cars 3 did to lightning mcqueen, but if u haven’t watched cars 3, that might not make sense. it’s like, it’s the prescribed cottage core pacifist aesthetic that bugs me and whenever people use it, it’s almost always to fit their characterization that he’s already stepped aside and wants to see others win more than himself. which, if u have seen any of his race weekend interviews, is not true. i’m constantly disappointed over the blatant fanonization, uwu-ificiation, what have you, of this man. from shit like “sebu is SO CUTE” (and can we talk about how that contributes to infantilizing east asian language/culture at large) to this grid dad stuff, it’s like people don’t see him as a grown fucking man who is his own person. it’s dehumanizing: “grid dad” makes him a caricature and a combination of fictional tropes.

the biggest point of contention, i think, is when it comes to mick, charles, or max, but mainly mick, just because of the history there. in general, i dislike pigeonholing him into a fatherly role for the Kids Who Need A Dad. he’s not a stand-in for michael. charles would never dream of replacing his father. we don’t know jack shit about max’s childhood situation except what he’s chosen to disclose. tbh the way people make grief porn out of these three is quite frankly discomfiting. like maybe it’s just me but i don’t think their lives are some toy story 3 tearjerker to poke and prod at insensitively?? i’m getting off track.

seb being touted as mick’s adopted father considering the actual situation with michael is disrespectful at best to both of them imo. mick, because his father is still alive and still his father, and seb, because he’s not some retired driver wanting to pass on his legacy. he’s there and he’s racing and he wants to win. barbi wrote a good post about this specifically that u can find here: https://brawn-gp.tumblr.com/post/664851672503336960/wait-let-me-explain-myself-a-bit-better-because

anyway i hope this clears some things up and adds some nuance to my previous statement! the fact that the f1 channel has actively decided to perpetuate this idea is. offputting, like they’ve also decided he’s washed and are only paying lip service to what they think will get clicks. but that's just an opinion from an obnoxious seb stannie :)

[princemick-archive]

Okay, lactose is bad for my stomach so only black coffee and without sugar as i don't particularly like sweet drinks and food, i am Sebastian's bitch :3

this is valid, youre a realist thats why ur a seb stannie it just makes sense to stan a 4x wdc and drink lungos. doesnt mean ur right for it. u shud simply just make ur stomach suffer.

[shirtgate]

YOUR TAGS ON THE SEB CAR FUCKER POST… 10/10 WHERE IS THE SEBASTIAN VETTEL “IM IN LOVE WITH MY CAR” COVER

HI HONEY,, 4GIVE ME IF MY 16 YEAR OLD DEVOUT QUEEN STANNIE SHOWS THRU TOO HARD THRU THIS AHSFHASJF

no bc imagine seb singing along so passionately like WHEN IM HOLDING YOUR WHEEL *imitates freddie's groan/run* ALL I HEAR IS YOUR GEAR *mimes drumming*

god i bet he'd get down so hard to the live version (rock montreal 1981 killer queen/im in love with my car inject injECT UGHGHGH seb how do u feel about rogah taylahs raspy voice) and feel guilty about singing about forgetting his girl and buying a new carburettor instead,,, did you know i never fully understood this song til i got into f1 and related paraphernalia but still thought it was a bop but let me just tell you now IT TRANSCENDS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL I UNDERSTAND WHY ROGER TAYLOR HAD A FEEL FOR HIS AUTOMOBILE AND SEB'S LOVE LANGUAGE WOULD DEFINITELY BE INVOLVING PUTTING HIS HANDS ON GREASE GUNS (mmmMMM iTS LIKE A DISEASE SON)

tldr i think my hyperfixation on queen during my early teen years and even til now and being obsessed w seb are somewhat related (?) AND SEB HAS TO DO A COVER RN OR A WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO