#Seb Mueller

[lenasai]

[busts the door down]

ok

none of these are like....romantic relationships, these are just Character Dynamics™ i look at and act completely normal about. idk how obscure these are either, these are just guys i think about

ok actually i lied, there's one ship-ship i wanna mention and that's layna/magi. i just. i think...Women. 👉👈

idk how much people talk about barry burkhard, but as soon as i read he was besties with seb telephone on the wiki i was like "oh god there's so much angst potential there." he watched one of his best friends die twice and then later joined blaseball. AND THEN THE STEAKS WENT ROGUE AND EVERYONE IN THE HALL LEFT. HE GOT TO SEE HIS FRIEND AGAIN 😭

oh also he and flattery mckinley joined the "born to bat forced to pitch" club and they're friends over that. i'm not biased because i wrote a fic about it

chorby soul and parker macmillan should be friends. they both suffered at the hands of the league and got turned into a spectacle for the fans and they're sad about it. i'm not biased because i wrote a fic about that too

schneider bendie is the reason max ended up at the wlaffle house at the end of s14 and i think they're friends because of it. crime squad >:)

chorby soul ii and forrest best hanging out in the gamer cave playing mlinecraft (and hosting a bunch of guys who got redacted in s24) - they're actually very good hosts

layla pork (garages) and layla pork (steaks) pointing at each other like that spiderman meme

dimi blather feels some kind of way about niq nyong'o and i have no idea what it is. something something ghost redaction Funny™

nanci grackle has a one way rivalry with mohammed picklestein. mo has no idea. the second mo drops, nanci's gonna start monologuing at them and they're gonna be like "???????????"

oliver loofah right now is kind of to ankle halifax what oliver mueller was to her, and i'm totally not going to cry about that (lie)

I love Blaseball because you can take a bunch of 1s and 0s and lines of code that have become your blorbos and say “now kiss” through a very small detail that no one cared about literally seasons ago, and then the fandom will go “ABSOLUTELY YES” while also keeping their own blorbo thoughts and ship charts in their back pocket

[tomwambscunts]

I am so sorry for Lydia Night that she had to deal with something like this, also grateful that she has spoken. That’s very brave. On the other hand, FUCK COLE, SEB, MAX AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO COVERED FOR JOEY. In fact they’re STILL trying to cover for him. It is really fucked up. And finally, FUCK JOEY for EVERYTHING he has done to her and other women. More people should know that swmrs are manipulative hypocrites, who cannot even ACCEPT their horrible mistakes.

It was not easy for me to read that post. I got scared and couldn’t believe. We all believed in their sincerity and liked what they present. And now we are all terrified and disappointed. You guys deserved better. Feel free to talk to me about this. ❤️

[peachpxnic]

I stand with and am in complete support of Lydia Night.

This is fucking disgusting, and as a big fan of swmrs I am pissed at myself for being conflicted about how I feel toward the rest of the band.

Joey is a predator, a manipulator, a disgusting human. As far as I am aware, the rest of the band are also incredibly problematic for not calling this out or putting a stop to it.

It fucking sucks SO much more because of their performative wokeness. I have supported, respected, hell, even fucking idolised this band (or at least a couple of members) for their loud and proud defence of women’s rights, activism and political correctness, so it is really painful to know that 1) Joey was an abuser and 2) nobody did a n y t h i n g about it. If there had been action on any other member’s part, I could possibly forgive them.

Cancel culture is certainly intense and to an extent often taken too far, but if you won’t even admit to the wrongness of your actions and barely acknowledge that it was abuse, you’re seriously fucked.

I don’t want to cancel this band. They are one of my favourites. But I seriously can’t see any way to support any members (especially joey) until they apologise and take some fucking responsibility.

[swmrspics]

?/420

[ultradinamita]

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Box of Crap: SWMRS Dive Into a Box of Meaningful Items | setlist.fm

[noturpoet]

oh to be high and making out to swmrs with a cute pop punk guy :/

[335am]

the main faces of "young rebellious music" right now are swmrs, yungblud and the 1975 and i'm SO here for it

edit 20/10/19 this is a bad post stop reblogging it omg

[kayli17]

Forever mood

[sebdudefan]

Model material

[la0istouden]

OUT AT A SHOW IN SAN FRANCISCO

STEVE GOT ROBBED

IT WAS A SAN FRAN SHIT SHOW

[tomwambscunts]

I’m sorry, but do you mind explaining the story with Joey and Lydia? I don’t use Instagram to see the post with the details please 😧

Gladly. Here’s Lydia’s statement;

And here’s... whatever the fuck this is... from swmrs and Joey

[barrykeohgan]

FIGURING IT OUT // SWMRS

[thatkarleesidraws]

And bad tv is news 4 u

[swmrspics]

?/259

[andrrrgynous]

SWMRS opening for Cage The Elephant in Tilburg, NL

Photos by William van der Voort

[knowyourenemy]

Joey & Seb at the Uncool X Hurley event