#Scientific Officer
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got bored at work today waiting for someone to send some files and coded up a quick simulation for the lando/max championship battle and I’m here to calm the rumours and say that according to my calculations, lando has a 4.33% chance of winning the WDC this year. don’t get me wrong that’s still a significant number and shouldn’t be fully discounted but i hope it calms down some of the sensationalism surrounding the “lando championship charge” I’m seeing across f1 social media
#happy to talk through simulation parameters if someone wants me to just shoot me an ask but I won’t bore people here#max verstappen#lando norris#formula 1#f1#f1 journalism discourse#anyway here’s your reminder that f1 journalism is sensationalist which is wild considering this is the MOST scientific sport#and outcomes esp at this point of the season can be predicted#also the exact number made me BURST out laughing in my office when they came back but I cross my heart hope to die they’re accurate
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Can I pour one out for Mrs. Fudo????
Despite also being a lead developer on Satellite reactor, she does not have the title of Dr. Fudo, like her husband. She also died when the reactor blew, but makes no appearance in the show while Yusei's dad comes prancing in from the afterlife like once a season. No one ever mentions or talks about her. The only time she ever appears in the series is in a shattered photograph in one scene. This is the best picture we have of her.
Mrs. Fudo, ma'am, I want you to know I'm thinking of you.
#Yuma's mom also gets this but not to the same extent Mrs. Fudo is literally NEVER MENTIONED#ma'am you're so strong and smart and beautiful#you were a queen and should be remembered as such#she was a head researcher on a MASSIVE scientific endeavor that discovered an entire new form of matter???#she continued working even while pregnant????#she possibly gave birth to Yusei AT her office?????#she died in the line of duty alongside her husband??????#I'm just saying this woman clearly RULED#yugioh#yugioh 5ds#ygo 5ds#5ds#yusei fudo
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Would you love me if I were a worm
#That's it guys i have accomplished everything in life#ugly invertebrate Jose is the reason i was put on this planet#not scientifically accurate worm so that means that one day i will do just that to join this one#Richard Scarry's Lowly worm was my idol as a kid#i want to throw up#identity v#idv#jose baden#idv first officer#idv jose baden
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Putting 'geets is a cat' in my own tags has me laughing so hard thinking about how Bulma 'My Dad is an Avid Animal Rescuer' Briefs could probably circumvent Geets getting in the way during his 'I'm quitting fighting forever' phases by giving him his own little tasks to do that mimic hers
look at this little business man
#genuinely he was a commanding officer/lord and outside of battle most of his 25+ year career was probably just. Management.#with how messy bulma is geets is probably a major asset. I bet her lab/office is never more organized than when he's home#that said it is VERY funny to think that he was annoyingly rigid and getting in the way of Bulma's creative process at the beginning of#the 7 year gap so she just started giving him Very Important random busywork to stave off his depression but keep him out of her way#We know geets is also scientific and I hc he knows some basic mechanical engineering (to keep from falling victim to a ship breaking down)#nothing super advanced but enough to help out here and there and at least offer alien solutions to earthling tech problems#maybe she made him help her “fix” the gravity room and then test it out and that's how he started training again aw
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Hey! I'm loving your work :) I recently got into Specs and the Flyboy; it's such a good story! I'd love to learn more about the reader's time with the OSS and how she managed to join. Did she receive an offer like Peggy did from SOE? I think this is all so interesting.
You're so sweet, thank you! I'm so happy that you're enjoying Specs and the Flyboy; I try not to choose favorites, but it's probably the series that I've enjoyed writing the most. As for Specs and the OSS, I totally plan on writing a one-shot about how she was recruited from Bletchley Park! I haven't settled on how I wanna present that particular event just yet, but I was thinking of being a little experimental and doing it through letters (not sure when I'll get to writing it, but it's for sure being planned!). Thank you so much for reading and enjoying, and I appreciate your kind words ��
#thank you!#specs and the flyboy#tales from the ssr#jack thompson x reader#jack thompson x f!reader#peggy carter#agent carter#strategic scientific reserve#office of strategic services#bletchley park#marvel#mcu
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finally have some time this weekend to try to finish this stupid fic and now microsoft tells me my university account expired and I can't edit my files :/
#won't even let me copy over to libreoffice#I have never had to pay for office in my liiiiiiife what is this shit#academia sucks but I am learning that leaving academia might be worse#I knew my scientific journal access was going away but I genuinely forgot about office
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On 6 August 1945, during World War II (1939-45), an American B-29 bomber dropped the world’s first deployed atomic bomb over the Japanese city of Hiroshima.
The explosion immediately killed an estimated 80,000 people; tens of thousands more would later die of radiation exposure.
Three days later, a second B-29 dropped another A-bomb on Nagasaki, killing an estimated 40,000 people.
Japan’s Emperor Hirohito announced his country’s unconditional surrender in World War II in a radio address on August 15, citing the devastating power of “a new and most cruel bomb.”
The Manhattan Project
Even before the outbreak of war in 1939, a group of American scientists — many of them refugees from fascist regimes in Europe — became concerned with nuclear weapons research being conducted in Nazi Germany.
In 1940, the U.S. government began funding its own atomic weapons development program, which came under the joint responsibility of the Office of Scientific Research and Development and the War Department after the U.S. entry into World War II.
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers was tasked with spearheading the construction of the vast facilities necessary for the top-secret program, codenamed “The Manhattan Project” (for the engineering corps’ Manhattan district).
Over the next several years, the program’s scientists worked on producing the key materials for nuclear fission — uranium-235 and plutonium (Pu-239).
They sent them to Los Alamos, New Mexico, where a team led by J. Robert Oppenheimer worked to turn these materials into a workable atomic bomb.
Early on the morning of 16 July 1945, the Manhattan Project held its first successful test of an atomic device — a plutonium bomb — at the Trinity test site at Alamogordo, New Mexico.
No Surrender for the Japanese
By the time of the Trinity test, the Allied powers had already defeated Germany in Europe.
Japan, however, vowed to fight to the bitter end in the Pacific, despite clear indications (as early as 1944) that they had little chance of winning.
In fact, between mid-April 1945 (when President Harry Truman took office) and mid-July, Japanese forces inflicted Allied casualties totaling nearly half those suffered in three full years of war in the Pacific, proving that Japan had become even more deadly when faced with defeat.
In late July, Japan’s militarist government rejected the Allied demand for surrender put forth in the Potsdam Declaration, which threatened the Japanese with “prompt and utter destruction” if they refused.
General Douglas MacArthur and other top military commanders favored continuing the conventional bombing of Japan already in effect and following up with a massive invasion, codenamed “Operation Downfall.”
They advised Truman that such an invasion would result in U.S. casualties of up to 1 million.
In order to avoid such a high casualty rate, Truman decided – over the moral reservations of Secretary of War Henry Stimson, General Dwight Eisenhower and a number of the Manhattan Project scientists – to use the atomic bomb in the hopes of bringing the war to a quick end.
Proponents of the A-bomb — such as James Byrnes, Truman’s secretary of state — believed that its devastating power would not only end the war but also put the U.S. in a dominant position to determine the course of the postwar world.
'Little Boy' and 'Fat Man' Are Dropped
Hiroshima, a manufacturing center of some 350,000 people located about 500 miles from Tokyo, was selected as the first target.
After arriving at the U.S. base on the Pacific island of Tinian, the more than 9,000-pound uranium-235 bomb was loaded aboard a modified B-29 bomber christened Enola Gay (after the mother of its pilot, Colonel Paul Tibbets).
The plane dropped the bomb — known as “Little Boy” — by parachute at 8:15 in the morning.
It exploded 2,000 feet above Hiroshima in a blast equal to 12-15,000 tons of TNT, destroying five square miles of the city.
Hiroshima’s devastation failed to elicit immediate Japanese surrender, however, and on August 9, Major Charles Sweeney flew another B-29 bomber, Bockscar, from Tinian.
Thick clouds over the primary target, the city of Kokura, drove Sweeney to a secondary target, Nagasaki, where the plutonium bomb “Fat Man” was dropped at 11:02 that morning.
More powerful than the one used at Hiroshima, the bomb weighed nearly 10,000 pounds and was built to produce a 22-kiloton blast.
The topography of Nagasaki, which was nestled in narrow valleys between mountains, reduced the bomb’s effect, limiting the destruction to 2.6 square miles.
Aftermath of the Bombing
At noon on 15 August 1945 (Japanese time), Emperor Hirohito announced his country’s surrender in a radio broadcast.
The news spread quickly.
“Victory in Japan” or “V-J Day” celebrations broke out across the United States and other Allied nations.
The formal surrender agreement was signed on September 2, aboard the U.S. battleship Missouri, anchored in Tokyo Bay.
Because of the extent of the devastation and chaos — including the fact that much of the two cities' infrastructure was wiped out — exact death tolls from the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki remain unknown.
However, it's estimated roughly 70,000 to 135,000 people died in Hiroshima and 60,000 to 80,000 people died in Nagasaki, both from acute exposure to the blasts and from long-term side effects of radiation.
#Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki (1945)#6 August 1945#atomic bomb#Hiroshima#Nagasaki#B-29 bomber#A-bomb#U.S. Army Corps of Engineers#The Manhattan Project#nuclear weapons research#Office of Scientific Research and Development#War Department#World War II#WWII#uranium-235#plutonium (Pu-239)#nuclear fission#plutonium bomb#J. Robert Oppenheimer#Oppenheimer#Trinity test#Potsdam Declaration#General Douglas MacArthur#Operation Downfall#Henry Stimson#General Dwight Eisenhower#Enola Gay#Colonel Paul Tibbets#Bockscar#V-J Day
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the fucking shitshow i experienced today…
#i won’t even get into the details of it but my work is being undermined and i didn’t say anything about it bc i was so taken aback and in#absolute shock. i have literally never Ever experienced something of this sort im not being dramatic i went into my office and told my#coworker girls what happened and everyone was staring blankly like ‘they said that to YOU??????’ bc it’s genuinely fucking unbelievable#got told some out of pocket shit that i willllll notttttt let slide but i need to get my shit together and think up the best way to respond#bc this wasn’t just undermining my work it was borderline humiliating. all from this woman who is supposedly my PhD mentor who NEVER#fucking helped me with anything and now she’s trying to tell me something that is SO insanely unfounded and just insane truly#as if i didn’t take over the entire goddamned (multi million) project and played the role of *drumroll* two phd students three#collaborators and TWO mentors one of whom was supposed to be the project lead. all that did so well that our ceo STILL praises me in#meetings and he never fucking praises anyone. as if i wasn’t offered two job positions in two separate labs while in one of london’s top#universities. as if i haven’t published 8 papers and a scientific book chapter which I’m the first author of#all without her help and now she wants to play mentor by trying to talk shit. oh my god im so miserable right now you have no idea#i can’t fucking stand her and no one in the company likes her anyway lmao but like#when i get out of this fucking state of SHOCK she just put me in im about to tell her to fuck off forever so politely and so wonderfully#that she will not know what happened to her. doubting MY capabilities ohhhh as if. as IF.
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let’s crowdsource my career trajectory (note that i absolutely will not be listening to this poll. unless)
#text tag#i would still be an editor at all of these but just different flavors#current job: extremely passionate about it; traditional book publishing is my spot; i can’t believe it’s not making me prematurely gray; i#don’t have any money#scientific journal: seems more useful to the world; COPYEDITING; very evil; slightly more money but uhhhh#insurance company: i want to edit complex insurance documents actually; more money; mandatory in-office and i couldn’t leave ohio SCREAM
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while skimming dark cybertron for some things, i do think it quite interesting that when like... rodimus, ultra magnus, and drift are All off the lost light but percy's there, command of the bridge defaults to him.
#like i knooow he's chief scientific officer but it's so :]#TBF. WOULD YOU TRUST ANYONE ELSE....#[actively shoving getaway into an airlock]#【 ❝ i will never stop complaining and that is a promise ❞ 】 ✕ ooc.
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Re: Well, she can hardly say "Netflix & Chill" and "Dirty Talk" in an interview. 😄
If Ze can announce to a whole crowd he fucked his wife for the last three days, she can also say that. Equality. 🤌
That's a good point. 😂
#for scientific reasons i want to know if vova watched the interview#and what his reaction was when she was back in the office#“sooooooo darling 😏😏😏 we like to watch movies ive heard 😏😏😏”#“i could hardly tell the truth my love. and we watch movies”#“yeah the first ten minutes then we are busy 😁”#“at least i was more discreet about ... our couple activities mister three days with my wife”#“love nothing about that answer was discreet 😁 oh btw...wanna watch a movie right now? 😏”
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Friend... please enlighten us.
What does a part Veela/part house elf character look like? (And you can't just say 'Remus'.) 🤣
Hi friend I'm so glad you asked!! See it all started when veela Lyall Lupin fell in love with house elf rights activist Hope Wolfiewolf (free houself), and they had a beautiful baby boy!! Because his beauty is hard to describe I made you a very scientifically accurate drawing, hope this helps! I'll be happy to answer any and all further questions or provide more drawings, now that I am also finally also a professional wolfstar fanartist!!!
I cheated and my answer is totally still Remus Lupin, just in picture form hehe
#strugglequill#ask#remus lupin#thank you for sending me this very important scientific inquiry!!!!#i need u to know i drew this at work and was only a little terrified of my boss barging into my office while i was drawing#(she didnt but she came into my office earlier when i was looking at fanfic )#anywaysss hope you like this very profesh remus fanart!!!#put all the hand written stuff in the alt description too btw
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Theoretical semiotics is a fantastic start but we need more insane linguistic subfields that are seen as viable career paths in the star trek universe
#star trek#linguistics#I have no idea about other scientific career paths I just want more linguistic content in trek#where's my ensign who lives in a jefferies tube and spends the whole mission making theoretical syntax trees#where's my lieutenant who got a promotion bc they documented grices forbidden fifth maxim that only applies to telepathic species#where's my poor science officer who messed up one line of code causing the ships universal translator to swap adverbs with adjectives
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How a "normal" STEM human being uses Microsoft Office programs:
Word - papers, essays, reports
Excel - graphs and tables
Power point - Presentations
OneNote - maybe some odd docs
How I use Microsoft Office programs:
Word - template emails, maybe a manuscript
Excel - All of my experimental protocols
OneNote - PDF editor
Power point - ALL MY STUFF literature notes, data screen grabs, actual processed data, things for slapping together presentations, SOPs, educational materials for the undergrads, animations, figures, actual presentations
#chemistry#college#humor#stem#lab reports#scientific writing#steam#graduate school#chemistry students#microsoft office#if anyone knows how Access works i would love to know#or exchange#i think they both got downloaded to my computer#and i am CURIOUS#google doesn't explain how a actual human uses these
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I got?? A job interview?? fuckin help I haven't done this shit in half a decade
#I don't usually get this far#Is it what I want to do. No.#Is it a weekday no evenings liveable salary near where I live? Yes#... Fuck I have no fucking clothes for this#How gay does one dress for 'scientific reagent supplier office/warehouse bitch' anyway
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Do you ever just. work with a piece of equipment that was so clearly made by a programming and engineering team who had no fucking clue how to make a halfway decent UI?
Yeah. :)))
#our little lives don’t count at all!#I am about to teleport directly to this scientific equipment manufacturer's office and lecture them on good interfaces#I have spent. HOURS now. just trying to get the data to export correctly without one file affecting another.#the files should not even be interacting!!!!!!!!#my method file in one program should not be affecfing the method file in another program!#THEYRE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME FOLDER
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