#Scheeze art

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this. this is what happened in that scene right

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Mack, please. Let the crew leads eat in peace.

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the top one is the one i edited for the fic while the bottom one is version i initially made for the older!captain :D

Cheeky - ISWM

Concept: For my discord friends who saw the idea of an Older! Captain and started simping ahshshd.

Inspired by: Artwork by @captainsaltypear

“Don’t get cheeky with me Mark.” Chuckled Captain, fondly.

The head engineer stood in the kitchen, holding the Captain’s jacket around himself and strutting around happily.

“I’m not!” He grinned, mischievously. “This is my jacket Cap.”

“Uh huh.” They hummed, standing wearing just a turtleneck on their upper half. Their rough yet soft arms on display. They had a small hunch that was in part of spiking Mark’s current mood.

“Since when does your jacket have a pocket watch in it?”

“Since now.”

“And a handkerchief. With my initials.”

“Since now.”

“And my name on the jacket.”

“Since now.”

“I see.”

They smirked lightly, running a hand through their grey hair.

“I mean, it’s understandable that my name would be on your jacket.” They commented.

Mark paused his walking to look at them curiously.

“Why’s that?”

“Oh well, that way everyone can see that you're mine dear.”

Mark flushed, so they took a step closer to him.

“It’d be quite a bother if someone assumed you were for the taking, wouldn’t it darling? Some people are so brash nowadays. And you, my sweet, deserve only the best supple care, from me and me only.”

Mark was staring up at them, face a blushing mess.

They took his cheek in their hand.

“Mark, my lovely Mark. Are you perhaps kicking up because you want some attention?”

Their second arm wrapped around his waist, under the jacket, pulling them closer.

“I can’t have my head engineer feeling that way, that’s just not right! Especially when you’re so precious.”

Mark gave a hum in reply, any coherent words having left his brain completely.

They kissed him on the nose.

“Would you care to join me for an afternoon of relaxation my dear? Just the two of us. A romance movie or two? It would make me so, so happy.”

“Yeah- That sounds great Captain.”

“Oh Mark, honey, you don’t have to be formal. Please, call me, Moon, for my hair is grey and I only shine, when I have you. My sunshine.”

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it's not just me. right? (I BLAME KEITH DAVID'S BUTTERY VOICE)

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this is so stupid im sorry KJHSDKJF

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based off a headcanon i came across the other day that i cant get out of my brain (the original headcanon's under the cut)

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for legal reasons caine needs to give pomni her own marketable gummipoo plushie. as a treat.

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today's adventure is brought to you by the phrase: "existential dread"

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can someone please give this jester a hug

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getting arrested by the universal stability agency.......WITH STYLE.

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the devil works fast but markiplier works faster

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so people have been sharing the headcanon that movie!vanessa has the same tragic backstory as micheal afton so here's my contribution to the fandom

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It's the thought that counts... Merry Christmas from the crew leads!

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I love how the iswm fandom saw this post and we ALL thought the same thing and went "yeah, he'd serve cunt in this fit". yall are so based for this. post under the cut:

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It's January and the mistledrone's STILL flying around? Danny......you've got some explaining to do......

bonus: THE MOST REQUESTS IVE EVER RECEIVED FOR A SINGLE COMIC

for the past three weeks, THREE WEEKS IVE BEEN GETTING THESE ASKS. I HEAR YOU ALL LOUD AND CLEAR.

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Warden made a bad decision by putting these two in the same cell.