#Satan is a real man
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veryobsessedchild · 5 months ago
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Do the mostly Hatchetfield Starkid fans know about Satan is a real man cause I think they’d like it.
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sudomanic · 1 year ago
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roadpiracyisnothijacking · 1 year ago
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"God is good"
God may be good but SaTAn iS a ReAL MaN.
And his name is Benedict Cumberbatch.
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devildomwriter · 6 months ago
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THE King
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Man built a freaking rocket faster than Mc and Beelzebub could stop a train and did it all just in time to catch MC from falling off the train top. Then he grants Beel’s wish anyway
Super rare to have a chapter without Lucifer
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misagenda · 1 year ago
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Listen Up Starkids
if you continue taking advantage of Team Starkid’s tireless generosity and loyalty
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they will no longer work as hard to provide accessible theatre and FREE content to fans
but more importantly, it’s fucking disrespectful
just look at the many faces of disappointment ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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feel shame & do better
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devilsorceress · 11 months ago
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Love Satan
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aq2003 · 5 months ago
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i laugh nearly every time i see somebody posting tinfoil hat conspiracies abt david tennant being secretly gay in love w michael sheen bc every time i have to picture david coming out as queer and having to woefully return the lgbt ally award so that it can be awarded to someone else
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megidoreyn · 10 months ago
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Happy Satan Saturday! 🌞 Had to draw the canon Satan husbands fusion of Walter-Lucifer and Jonathan-Merkabah to celebrate😈🙏👼💕 I hope everyone has a great weekend! 💙💛
💙twitter 💙bluesky 💙misskey 💙pillowfort 💙poipiku
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eightspringdays · 3 months ago
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You know what has always seemed funny to me is that Mello has some kind of relation with fire (the explosion and then the fire in his death), and at the same time, his real name is the same one of the arcangel known for having a flaming sword (even tho never stated in the bible but he's represented with one in almost everywhere for interesting reasons but no one gives a shit about that)
which i totally think is a stretch of my part because based on platinum end, ohba's vision of religion is almost the equivalent to the opinion of a 15 yo edgy incel that likes reddit too much
but still funny to me. it's also funny considering the name literally means "who is like god?" because, technically speaking, michael will never be like god, he's the protector and fighter. his name is almost the statement "no one will be like god" which I think is funny considering that the one who tried to be like god was cast out to hell, like u know, the good-looking angel that in some depictions is actually a very manipulative entity that convinces some angels to get into his side and fight with him and was defeated by this said arcangel
that's very funny to me
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numanumbra · 2 months ago
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Evil brainworms hit, drew MMX8 Lumine in Teen Titans style
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ghoulangerlee · 4 months ago
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i don't know ive just been thinking about the concept of the new papa being trapped inside the church and the chapter video being a red herring so yknow. have a ficlet or something about it! no name for the new guy yet bc we don't know what he looks like so just think of him as An Entity :)
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He has been...trapped for a while now, his soul tied to the innermost corner of the church; a dark room with a single window. Sometimes he thinks he can see the sun when it sets, but for the most part, it's dark, all too dark.
He can hear the call of his Father, the Great One Below, a low rumble of stone and fire, words licking at the edges of his conscious as he bides his time, waits; he is patient after all, after having been here for so long, time starts to melt together.
The words make no sense to him, not that he expects that much, not when She had taken away his ability to Understand; it was for his own good, She had promised him, her touch hesitant yet caring, gentle in an almost terrified way as she brushed her thumb across his forehead, her eyes glowing in the low light of his bedroom.
He had been young then, but he still remembers it vividly, her fear thick in the room as she took away another tie to Him. To his Father.
He had felt when She'd made another deal, a twisting feeling in his gut, the heavy disappointment as She had realized that he wouldn't be able to resist Him if She had left him untethered as he was.
It's a shame really, because he probably could have called her Mother if She had given him a chance.
The day She dies, he feels it, deep in his gut, in the same was he feels when His Twin mourns her; the contempt he'd held for Her long gone now that he'd ascended to Papa.
It's also, on the day that She dies, that he feels the binds tying him to this despicable room start to unravel, come apart at the seams, as if someone or something had been working at them, waiting and biding time until Her hold on them had weakened and went away.
His Twin steps into Her place, but no one tells Him that he must use the dormant magic inside of him to keep the Clergy's Mistake tethered to the church.
And so he waits, listens as hard as he can while he lets Him do the work, bringing forth a frenzy in the church, a hush among everyone as the New One is ready to ascend, bringing forth a new era for them with His Twin ushering in and welcoming the new Papa.
He hears it, when the doors start to creak, start to shake at the hinges, a crackle in the air of thick, dark magic that builds and builds and builds as it surrounds him--
His time has finally come.
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nerds-yearbook · 5 months ago
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Madame Menace along with Bear Benson were introduced in Machine Man 17#, cover date October, 1980. They were created by Tom DeFalco and Steve Ditko. ("Arms and the Robot", Machine Man 17#, Marvel Comic Event)
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hoshiina · 8 months ago
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I should return to my roots one of these days (akatsuki hyoga)
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princessasmosprincess · 22 hours ago
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My mom keeps saying we should hire a matchmaker for me. I'm... kinda afraid to look at how much one costs.
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rainbow-femme · 2 months ago
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“Bobby later mentioned that he had been trying to exorcise his home and had even bought a satanic Bible. He told his pastor he was just joking, but the pastor felt he had been telling the truth, considering Bobby had also recently asked him if he knew of any bullets that killed demons.”
Classic dad stuff, always insisting he can DIY the demon problem and saying he doesn’t need to call a professional exorcist
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rollforjackass · 1 year ago
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hellblazer’s rules about how heaven and hell work are the funniest bit of worldbuilding ever to me, because i'm pretty sure the lion’s share of their complicated nature exists solely in reaction to the fact that they created the first of the fallen — god’s conscience, constantine's perfect rival, humanity's Satan for whom constantine is, personally, The Devil, so chronically obsessed with our favorite scouse shithead that he once spent every night for 20 years tormenting a priest just to give constantine an example of what will be in store for him when he finally dies — and then had constantine beat the pants off of The Satan in his very first appearance. like, where do you go from there?
why, naturally to the next time constantine beats the pants off him, which is about…three issues later, and brings up that satan is part of a triumvirate of leaders in hell. also, if satan is tricked three times, according to The Law (that’s all it’s called), the person who tricked him goes free and satan has to take the punishment instead, just to make that time spicier than the last two. also, he undoes the first trick, comes after constantine, and gets fucking murdered (because being able to figure out the first trick at all was, itself, a trick) and there's a big final question about "where does satan go when he dies", which is honestly! really cool and thought-provoking!
but we don't want to lose him, since he was created as the perfect rival to highlight constantine's existence as a force to be feared by hell + the cost of that status in his personal life. so the answer to that really cool question is that satan was made mortal and fucked off to greece. as you do.
but also, you can restore greek-vacation-ex-satan back to power by getting the one he hates the most to give up their soul, who happens to be constantine, who happens to worm his way into staying alive while still fulfilling the terms, so now we’re back to regular ol satan again.
god i love these comics.
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