#SasoKona

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori sitting in the living room reading while Konan sits with a big pile of everyone’s clothes, sewing and patching*

Konan: Peaceful night, isn’t it?

Sasori: Mm. So quiet with the loud ones out on missions. Although I admit I do miss my Deidara.

Konan: Aww, you do? Thats rather sweet.

Sasori: Hard to believe his incessant chatter has become the background music to my life. *chuckles* Still, I suppose I’d better get used to the quiet if I’m to marry you someday, eh?

Konan: W-what??

Sasori: Deidara and I had a talk. You know how reckless he is; I doubt that brat will last another five years, if that, without blowing himself up. Now I used to be much more independent, and felt I could be alone for eternity. But Dei has ruined that for me. So we talked about it, ran through every member of the Akatsuki, and decided that you would be the next best possible match for me.

Konan:

Konan: T-thanks? I think?

Sasori: Oh it’s meant to be a compliment. I only wish to be with those I deem perfect, and you, my dear, are spectacular in every way possible.

Konan, blushing: S-Sasori … oh, but what about Dei? What if you went first; is he going to be with anyone else?

Sasori, his face turning cold: He picked Tobi. Fucking. Tobi. Apparently Dei thinks he’s “hot” and that he cooks better than me.

Konan: Tobi? You mean the Tobi he’s on his mission with right now? Doesn’t that worry you, them being alone?

Sasori: No. I know for a fact he’s too preoccupied to even be thinking of Tobi right now.

Konan: What do you mean?

Sasori: *pulls out his phone* Two hours ago I sent him a text that said “We really need to talk.” He answered me back right away, I ignored it. He tried calling ten times and I ignored every one. Then twenty minutes ago I texted him “Nvm you wouldn’t care anyway.” He’s been sending me pages-long paragraphs ever since. *laughs* Tobi, who??

Konan:

[mothervvoid]

1/1ch | 1k wc

"You didn't have to take that knife for me."

"The particularities of your new body still elude me, sometimes."

[d3caff]

thinking of sasokona. their fight from the game and the way sasori admire konans abilities from an artist perspective... very interesting

[spellcasterlight]

Hi there Congenial Clownfish Anon! 😊

Oooooo, now this is an interesting pair! Never written Konan before, but I've always liked her, so this was a treat!

I hope you like it! ✨

Suffer For Your Art - [Sasori x Konan]

@sasori-mini-bang - Day 1 Prompt: Modern Criminal AU

@badthingshappenbingo - Tile 18: Put Down Your Gun and Step Away

Warnings: Mafia Alternative Universe. Knives. Guns. Shooting. Violence. Swearing. Minor Character Death. Blood. Unrealistic Law Practices. Major Character Death.

Story Link: [Ao3🔗]

Ao3 ✨ | WIP Game Always Open ✒️| Ko-Fi ☕

[justanotherblonde]

SASORI MINI-BANG 2021 - DAY 1

All Dolled Up / Fashion / Choker

@sasori-mini-bang

i am not an artist. but i had to draw these before i could write the fic! (they have no faces because i didn't want to fuck anything up. i wish i could have drawn their cool makeup!! 🥺)

Cyberdolls' Night Out (AO3)

cyberpunk AU Sasori/Konan/Deidara!

[zombie-honeymoon]

An older SasoKona fic of mine that I'm sharing for the multi Sasori month! These two just go so well together.

Summary:

Sasori and Konan enjoy a date at the local art gallery and then a late lunch afterwards.

@multisasori

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

[ladykissingfish]

A Date with an Angel // Part Three // Sasori and Itachi

Sasori

“Do you like this place? It’s really colorful, isn’t it?” “It’s alright.” “These nachos are delicious. Do you want some?” “No thanks, the cheese would upset my stomach. I’m mildly lactose intolerant.” Konan just sighs to herself and picks her drink back up, slowly sipping as she tries to think of a good topic for conversation. Earlier, when the redheaded house member Sasori had invited her to spend an evening with him, her surprise had been greater than with any of the others so far. When she’d first been introduced to the household back when she moved in, she’d taken one look at Sasori and had been shocked; later on she sat in Nagato’s room and demanded to know why he was employing children to do the type of work that they did. “Children?”, he’d responded, shaking his head. “Sasori is no child; he’s 35 years old. He’s older than me and you, even.” 35?? With his short stature, smooth, unlined face and vibrantly colored hair ... it was simply unbelievable. The more she got to know him, however, the more she realized that he was indeed very mature; maybe too mature. He never smiled, never laughed, and made even less conversation than Kakuzu did. Whenever Konan made meals, he never joined any of the others at the table. “Don’t worry; it don’t have anything to do with you or your cooking,” Deidara had told her one night when she questioned it. “The guy just never eats. Hardly sleeps, either. It’s like he’s not human or something.” Considering his quiet, serious personality, his choice of venue to take Konan to tonight was entirely odd. “A comedy club?”, she’d asked, as he guided her through the doors. “Mm. They’re amateurs but really quite good. I’m sure you’ll laugh a lot.” And laugh Konan did — but not Sasori. His facial expression didn’t change once all evening, and he didn’t so much as crack a smile through even the most hilarious of acts. Now it was the interlude between sets, and Konan was trying to find something, anything to make conversation about. Before she can, the next guy comes on. It’s a man with a small dummy that he sits on his knee, that “tells” the jokes for him. Konan happens to glance at Sasori and is startled; for once, he seems interested. His eyes stay fixated on the little wooden toy throughout the man’s set, and when he’s done, it’s the first time that Sasodi cracks any kind of a smile. “Are you a fan of ventriloquism?” Sasori turns towards her, and unleashes more words than she’s heard him say in the entire time of living at the house. Sasori is gesturing, he’s vivid and animated as he explains the process of creating dummies and puppets, and the finer points of ventriloquism. “I didn’t know this was a hobby of yours.” He raises an eyebrow, and tells her it goes far beyond a hobby. The show is over so he takes her back home, and brings her straight to his room (which she’s never seen the inside of before). She gives a little gasp upon entering; Sasori’s shelves are filled to the rafters with various wooden constructs, some unfinished, some painted, some clothes, some with hair and jewelry and —

Konan goes to pick up a smaller one laying on a bench, gently turning it this way and that. “This is so realistic,” she says, softly. “I wish I had the patience for creating art like this.” “What do you mean? Your art is amazing as well.” She blinks when he says that; surely he’s not referring to — “I’ve been in awe of your origami for quite some time. The things you create are very beautiful. I’d love it if you could teach me your technique sometime.” Konan blushes; nobody except Yahiko had ever complimented her origami hobby before. She sees a piece of paper laying on his desk, and begins slowly folding and teaching him how to make a basic flower. After observing and asking questions, he’s able to replicate the simple lotus. She then asks him if he could walk her through the process for creating one of his pieces, which he does, from sanding to sculpting to painting. “Things like this are better than humans,” he tells her, quietly, at one point. “These you can create, and you can control. But you never really know what a person is thinking, or feeling, or what they’re going to do next.” At the end of it, Konan glances up at the clock on his wall and gasps: 1am?! Where had the time gone?? She gets up and thanks Sasori for (what turned out to be) a lovely evening. He hesitates, then takes her hand and gives it a light kiss. “You are welcome to come back any time you wish,” he says, as he walks her to his door. “I’m a night owl so if I’m not out on a job, I’ll be awake and working.” She nods, smiles, then returns to her own room. Before she falls asleep she thinks of another flower to teach him: the campanula. These bright blossoms offer beauty, and intricacy ... and are a symbol of new friendships.

Itachi

“Oh my Goddd.” “What’s wrong, Konan?” “Nothing; it’s just, I haven’t felt this relaxed in a while. Itachi smiled and took a sip of his lemonade, before answering, in his quiet way, “Me, too.” When Konan had been approached by the dark-haired Itachi earlier in the day and asked if she wished to spend some time with him that afternoon, she’d been excited. Itachi was somebody that mostly kept to himself within the house; always quiet, very soft-spoken but when he DID speak he always said the most profound things Konan had ever heard. He was one of the most calm and mature members of Nagato’s team, an Konan’s shock upon discovering that he was only 21 years old was immense. One night she went into the kitchen to cook everyone a meal, and was pleasantly surprised to find Itachi there ahead of her, doing prep-work for the dish she had said she was going to make. From then on, the two developed a slow, lovely friendship, punctuated mostly by them cooking together and occasionally watching a movie in the living room. Today however was the very first time she went anywhere with him in public, and she was nearly flabbergasted when they pulled up to a well-known luxury spa. “This — Itachi this kinda stuff is expensive. I can’t let you —“ but he just waved her off, took her inside, and told the lady behind the desk that they both wanted “the works”. A slow, soothing full-body massage, manicures and pedicures, eye and hair treatment, mud masks, as many desserts as they wanted (Itachi especially seemed to have a thing for the sweet dumplings), and now, a hot tub. “I wouldn’t have thought a guy would be into stuff like this,” Konan commented, reaching for her sweet tea. “Man or woman, everyone needs the chance to relax, don’t they?” Konan nods, and then says “Well I’m sure that all of you that work for Nagato do. But me? What am I doing that I deserve something like this? MY job isn’t nearly as stressful, and —“ “You take care of all of us. You’re there for us. That may sound simplistic, but that’s no small feat, my dear.” The two are quiet for a while, listening to the relaxing nature-esque background music of the spa, before Itachi says, quietly, “If — if you ever feel like talking about HIM, you can talk to me. I don’t know if you’re ready but I want you to know I’ve experienced loss, too.” Konan closes her eyes; while she appreciates Itachi’s kindness, she’s NOT ready to talk about Yahiko. So she asks instead, “You lost someone close to you?” He nods, faces her, and tells her the story about losing his parents in a car accident when he was 12. His voice wavers when he tells her that they were coming home from a parent-teacher conference for HIM, and how, for the longest time, he blamed himself for their deaths. “Me and my younger brother Sasuke were taken in by my older cousin Shisui,” he explained, now smiling. “Nice guy but definitely not father material. I guess it’s just the Uchiha curse; you lose someone and have to go to someone else. It happened to me, to Obito —“ Konan stops him, and is REALLY surprised to learn that Itachi and Obito are distant cousins. “But anyway, I just want you to know I get it. If the day ever comes when you want to talk, I can be there for you.” She scoots over in the water and hugs him; she blushes when she realizes her towel has slipped, and for a brief few moments their bare chests are touching. “S-sorry about that,” she says, backing away and covering up. “Don’t worry about it,” he replies; but he’s blushing quite hard as well. The drive home is quiet, each feeling comfortably invigorated and relaxed. When they get to the front door, Konan leans up and kisses Itachi’s cheek, thanking him for a lovely day. He tells her that she made the day even lovelier. They go inside and all of the boys make it a point to go up to Konan and tell her how great she looks after her day of pampering, which she appreciates. She goes into the kitchen to start dinner, and once again finds Itachi there ahead of her. She smiles and ties on her apron, and the two create another delicious meal together.

[universal-grounds]

Multi-Sasori Month

Naruto Fandom

Hosted by: @thatshipcat​ / @multisasori​

Hosting Site: Tumblr

Timeline: 

Open Event (no sign-ups needed)

Prompts already released

Submissions open: all of March

Submissions:

No Maximum or Minimum word count

All work allowed - excluding reposts of others' work. See Rules for exceptions and additional details.

For more information: https://multisasori.tumblr.com/post/637248629354217472/multi-sasori-month-2021 

[deidara-senpai]

First Assist

My gift for @evartandadam​ for the @akatsuki-gift-exchange​!

One time we talked about how Sasori could sever specific spinal tracts in order to feel pressure but not pain, but that was too difficult to draw so instead have a Sasori removing his own heart with Konan’s assistance 😊

[spellcasterlight]

All tiles now [Claimed]!

Surrender: Tough But Fair - Chapter 2 - [Tumblr🔗]

Bounty on Their Head: A Little Slice of Hell - [Rasa x Karura] - [Tumblr🔗]

Non-Consensual Touching: The Bittersweet Apple - [Obito x Mei] - [Tumblr🔗]

Damaged Wing(s): Feather Caresses - [Shino x Tenten]  - [Tumblr🔗]

Roaring Rampage of Rescue: Duty Above Everything - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Locked In a Cage: Shining Key - [Neji x Fū]  - [Tumblr🔗]

Sadistic Choice: [Claimed]

Taking the Blame: Terrible Timing - [Shikamaru x Shino] - [Tumblr🔗]

Put Down Your Gun and Step Away: Suffer For Your Art - [Sasori x Konan] - [Tumblr🔗]

Corporal Punishment: A Little Harder - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Theft: Wait For You - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Gave Up Too Soon: Who’s Truly Lost? - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms: By A Thread - [Lee x Sakura] - [Tumblr🔗]

Bloodied Knuckles: Lots To Learn - [Shikamaru x Hinata] - [Tumblr🔗]

Will Not Be A Victim: Feather Caresses - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Hysterical Strength: Slipping Through His Fingers - [Shikamaru x Hinata] - [Tumblr🔗]

Be Careful What You Wish For: Slipping Through His Fingers - [Shikamaru x Hinata] - [Tumblr🔗]

Mistaken Identity: Always Be Yourself - [Lee x Sakura] - [Tumblr🔗]

Working Through the Cold: Caring Kiss - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Isolation: Whatever You Want - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Hiding an Illness: Should Have Been Me - [Shino x Tenten] - [Tumblr🔗]

Bridal Carry: In One Second - [Darui x C] - [Tumblr🔗]

Severed Artery: Freely Given - [Lee x Karin] - [Tumblr🔗]

Pushed From a Moving Vehicle: [Claimed]

Tied To a Chair: Give Me Your Worst - [Shikamaru x Hinata] - [Tumblr🔗]

[clem-chan]

Drabbletober: Strangers Talk

Title: On Matters of Art and Beauty

Summary: Sasori visits the museum in an agitated state. Museum!AU

Ship: SasoKonan

Drabbletober day 1, prompt: Strangers talk. 

See here the other prompts on my list.

Submit a prompt here.

Word count: 219 (I simply cannot be bothered to respect word count limits, so I guess this is a double-drabble-ish?)

The museum was empty when Professor Sasori walked in briskly. In the room of the new collection, he bent down, his nose almost touching the protective glass of the new collection as he observed the shape and relief of the artefacts displayed there.

Quietly, art curator Konan shadowed him.

Konan enjoyed how the art professor watched artefacts, sculptures and paintings. No matter the medium, Sasori admired art. He didn't jump from piece to piece like the other Museum visitors. He took his time, always following the order of presentation. She also enjoyed the professor's art-oriented comments and questions.

Today, Sasori seemed distant, distracted. He retraced his steps often, lips and eyes hardening. He didn't speak.

His impassive face turned toward her at the last object of the exhibit. Konan froze.

"There’s a new student," Sasori volunteered, his lips barely moving. "A prodigy, they call him, but he has no taste in art."

"Isn't art in the eye of the beholder?" Konan replied carefully.

They had never broached any personal subject before.

Sasori returned to his contemplation of the last piece letting the silence grow, stiff and uncomfortable before replying in a whisper: "There's beauty that cannot be denied."

Konan risked a glance at his gleaming skin, his polished appearance.

"I supposed you're right," she muttered still watching him.

[justanotherblonde]

blonde fics masterpost

welcome to an index of my writing!

the fics listed and linked below all feature naruto characters, mainly sasori and deidara. i love writing AUs, and love writing smut, but that's not all there is. you're welcome to explore!

please let me know what you've liked by leaving comments or sending asks (i am currently happy to take reasonable requests, and when i have more free time, will also send out prompt request lists, like the 50 kisses one).

finally, remember to be mindful of the tags, and if you see something you don't like, just don't read it, my loves

💖💖💖

sasodei

A Lifetime of Moments (modern AU series, 18 works to date) - AO3

university art department, teaching assistant Sasori, late-start uni freshman Deidara, also features "The Dawn Climbers" (Akatsuki as a climbing club) and Uchiha family drama

contains ItaDei, which leads to some SasoDei drama, but the SasoDei train does not derail

in progress, will return to updating after the summer

Happy Holidays, dear readers (ALoM one-shot) - Tumblr

part of a Christmas story that will eventually make it into the series!

when it joins the other stories on AO3 there will be minor changes, but for now you may enjoy it as is~

Together, Beautiful (ALoM one-shot) - AO3

PWP 😈

it's a one-shot b/c it doesn't fit into the series yet

Moments in Which (canon-verse series)

First Sight, Second Thoughts - AO3

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun - AO3

A Moment in Which: Dreams Hurt More than Reality - AO3

A Moment in Which: Pieces Almost Fall Into Place But Mostly Things Just Fall Apart - AO3

The Moment in Which: They Figure It Out - AO3

A Moment In Which: That Which is Most Important Remains Unsaid - AO3

each piece is complete, but the series is still in progress. updates when i feel inspired ~ 💖

✨NEW✨ Hard Truths (2023 Year of the OTP series of shorts) - AO3

work in progress

Heaven in a Wildflower (hunter/prey AU, tiger-immortal AU) - AO3

what can i say? i'm in love with this AU

complete

Conquest of Spaces (sci-fi AU) - AO3

updates may happen for this AU, but this piece is complete

The Method in the Madness (Victorian serial-killer AU) - AO3

dark and violent~

complete

Lunch Break (shop owner AU; modern AU) - AO3

Deidara owns a katsudon food stall; Sasori is a photographer

second chapter in progress, updating at some point...

read a Ch2 preview here - Tumblr

It's Valentine's Day Stupid (Chinese highschool AU) - AO3

inspired by 19 Days; Rivals-to-lovers

complete but i keep playing with the AU, hence these two one-shots:

18. Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away (Chinese highschool AU) - Tumblr

5. Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips (Chinese highschool AU) - Tumblr

✨NEW✨ One Last Chance - AO3

Archaeology/treasure-hunter AU for SasoDei Week 2023

HALLOWEEN STUFFS

A Curious Form of Magic (modern magic AU) - AO3

Witch!Sasori meets blogger!Deidara... meet-cute, hurt/comfort, and chemistry

Smutty second chapter

✨NEW✨ Borrowed Time (modern magic AU) - AO3

Angsty sequel to story above

not actually Halloweeny

Tricks and Treats (kid fic, same-age, modern-ish AU) - AO3

it's Halloween night in "Kagetown" for 12-y/o Sasori and Deidara

cutsie, not shippy or romantic!!!

multisasori

Body, Mind, and Soul (OroSaso, SasoSaso) - AO3

canon-verse

a deep-dive into Sasori's decision to transfer himself to a puppet

included as a prequel to the Moments in Which series

I Sing the Body Electric (SasoKona) - AO3

cyberpunk AU; smut

U and Our Hands (SasoKonaDei) - AO3

cyberpunk AU; smut; sequel to story above; threesome~

Cyberdolls' Night Out (SasoKonaDei) - AO3

cyberpunk AU; fluff, getting ready to go out; sequel to above

Drawn (SasoSai) - AO3

modern AU artists; matured Sai; secretly blonde's favourite AU

Watercolored (SasoSai) - AO3

modern AU artists; sequel to story above

still updating

Come What May (SasoThird) - AO3

ballet AU; one of my favourite AU 🥺

still updating

I'm Not Sleeping In That Bed With You (OroSaso) - AO3

canon-verse; prequel to Body, Mind, and Soul

44. Tentative kisses in the dark (OroSaso) - Tumblr

canon-verse; 50 kisses prompt; prequel to BMS

42. Kisses that are meant to be distracting (OroSaso) - Tumblr

canon-verse; 50 kisses prompt; "deleted scene" from BMS

Scorpion's Kiss (Sasori & You) - AO3

modern AU, bartender AU, second-person POV

itadei

aside from Neon Angel and Broken in the Rain from "A Lifetime of Moments," there are also these two little canon-verse shorts:

3. Breathy demand: "kiss me" - Tumblr

a random cracked ItaDei thingy - Tumblr

ame trio

a new addition to the mix! i love writing Konan so much 🥺

When Ghosts Go Roaming - AO3

for the Naruto Calendar 2022, a cute little thing featuring witch!Konan, witch-in-training!kid!Deidara, and a ghostly Yahiko~

✨NEW✨ Voice, Eyes, Heart - AO3

for the Akatsuki Gift Exchange 2022, a punk rock AU featuring Konan, Pain, Kakuzu, Sasori, and the Six Paths of Pain (thus far at least!) and lots of angst!!!

This is my fav new thing that i've written. please give it some love!!

general

Home (android!Sasori & bab!Sasori) - AO3

same scif-fi AU as Conquest of Spaces but with a very different focus

multi-chapter

updates planned, but probably will not resume until summer 2022?

Paws, Play, Relax, Unwind (general) - AO3

Pein, Sasori, Konan, Deidara, and a fluffy cat

Akatsuki domestic fluff, canon-verse

completed

Laundry Day (general) - AO3

Konan, Kisame, Itachi, background Deidara and Hidan

Akatsuki domestic fluff, canon-verse

completed

character portraits

fics without ships!

Sasori

*NEW* Blood & Fate - AO3

canon-verse; something of an origin story; will probably make you sad...

The Narcissist's Muse - AO3

canon-verse; can be read as prequel to Body, Mind, and Soul

Deidara

All Things Must End - AO3

canon-verse; Dei origin story; features OC sensei who possesses the kinjutsu Deidara eventually steals from the village

read an excerpt here: Tumblr

Shino

solo mission, kaminari no kuni - AO3

87 - the uncomfortably blinding white of the page of a book you’re trying to read outside - Tumblr

updated 2023/3/4

[zombie-honeymoon]

Gift for @deidara-senpai​ for the @akatsuki-gift-exchange​  I went with SasoKona and bonding over art.  I hope you enjoy! 

Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Konan/Sasori (Naruto) Characters: Konan (Naruto), Sasori (Naruto) Summary: Sasori and Konan enjoy a date at the local art gallery and then a late lunch afterwards.

[kagura4]

like this post if you’re a sasori stan bc i need to follow more ppl who love my scorpion baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[konohagakureship]

He accepted her hand, and shook it stiffly. “Likewise, Angel. I hate to leave other’s waiting.”

Cover for Angel and Scorpion by @jashinist-feminist !