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It's an Easter movie
#rotg#rise of the guardians#it's funny because people considered it a chirsmas movie becuse it has santa claus as one of the charcters but it was more focused on easte#and it'd annoy bunny in canon#it's so ironic reminds me kf mike wazowski never being on the thumbails kind of joke#rise of the guardians bunnymund#rotg fanart#e. aster bunnymund#rotg bunnymund fanart#rise of the guardians fanart
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Sugar Daddy AU with a tiny twist! A young Harry with too much money gets told jokingly to find a sugar baby and finds one in much-too-old for him Tom.
#tomarry#tomarrymort#harrymort#not serious#joke story idea#crack fic idea#got the idea after listening to santa baby lol#okay but what if crack fic treated seriously
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One minute I was feeling absolutely heartbroken over Trudy and Timmy the next I was doubled over cry-laughing from kidnapped Santa I hate this show sm
#dndads#Gonna take that dumbass joke one step further and say that Santa must be part of the eldritch pantheon#why else would he be kept there#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers
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For those of you who enjoyed my last post about my roommate's previous mantis, here is an update on a new one she has. Her name is Princess Greenbean and we took her to see Santa today as well as did a photo shoot of her outside on my plants
#pet store had photos with santa today#she was so excited when i joked about bringing the mantis#shes gonna print it out and give the photos as gifts for the kids in her class#cw bugs#praying mantis#i dont remember what else to tag it with#my photos of stuffs#shout out to santa who happily agreed to hold the mantis for the photos#roommate also took her dog and those came out cute too#her dog really wanted to wear her lobster costume for the photos tho and she pouted when she was told no#*#200#300#400#500
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Legolas: Merry Christmas!
Gimli: Merry Christmas!
Sam: Merry Christmas!
Frodo: Merry Christmas!
Merry: Merry Christmas!
Pippin: Pippin Christmas!
#bad joke#cope#tolkien#shitpost#incorrect tolkien quotes#the lord of the rings#incorrect lotr quotes#legolas#gimli#sam gamgee#frodo baggins#merry and pippin#meriadoc brandybuck#peregrin took#I know christmas doesn't exist in middle earth#sauron was banished from being santa claus#the lord of gifts got it#k bye
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in this scenario Santa would be trapped within a shadow game trpg and they would have to go and save him and like learn about the heart of the christmas or whatever the fuck
#lots of jokes i wanted to make about this scenario but i only have so much time and energy#yugioh#uhhhhhhhh#bakura#Yugi Muto#yeah sure whatever fuck#Con goes to the Shadow Realm#lots of jokes... monologue abt right and wrong being judged by some white guy at the north pole... the santa clause...#santa face reveal (it's Shadi)...#the gang is stuffed in the same monster world minifigs but haphazardly decorated christmaslike...#ryou bakura naughty list...#Conarts
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PALOMINO???? LIKE WE’RE RIDING PALOMINOS EVERYDAY???? CRUTCHIE REFERENCE????
#crutchie newsies#jack kelly#santa fe#newsies#palomino#musicals#jokes#I’m so funny laugh at me pls#the outsiders
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You look great, Logan :D
#sanders sides#logan sanders#one of my favorite jokes from that livestream#context: patreon was discussing the secret Santa and they said ‘Virgil would give Logan space’
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starflung's 2023 advent 1/8 🔔 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 🔔 for advent this year, i'm doing a series of silly little kirby themed stickers as gifts for my partner!
there are 24 in total, though i may not post all of them (some are just silly). but i figure with only ten days to go until the 🎄Big Event🎄 i'll share a few to count down! to start with here's a batch of the little guy himself!
#also featuring my headcanon that kirby is santa.#no i'm not joking and i'll (hopefully have time to) convince you on this later 🎶#these are stickers so they're different to my usual style but you might recognise it from the little ones i posted of starstruck earlier!#i might also release the whole set at the end as free printables? if folks would like that? lmk.#my art#kirby
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satoru is a certified lover boy… in every single one of my fics no matter what genre… he will and always remain a lover boy even if he doesn’t know it
#nini’s entry#im not joking i didn’t realise it#it’s beautiful#also guys ik this is random but i cooked when i said#‘loving you was as easy as breathing’#in the secret santa fic#anyways#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader
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Random shower thought:
Hypnos, from Greek mythology, is kinda like Santa Claus but instead of being presents to nice kids he brings sleep to people
And Thantos, his brother, is like Krampus, if instead of kidnapping naughty kids he took those whose time was up.
#meme#memes#funny memes#lol memes#relatable memes#tumblr memes#shower thoughts#shower thinking#greek gods#sillyposting#jokes#the more i think about it#greek tumblr#ancient greek mythology#mythology discussion#greek myth#greek mythology#thanatos#hypnos god#Greek god#epic the musical#epic the musical fandom#santa#santa claus#krampus#random thoughts#random idea#random#random shower thoughts#random stuff
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SURPRISE!!!!! Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me for the @portal-secret-santa but you would be WRONG
This is my piece….well, pieces for @dualitysdownfall. I went with your first prompt, which was chell & glados exchanging Christmas gifts. You might say that the stickers are ALSO a gift to chell, and i guess you would be half right, but i imagine chell bought them because she thought they’d look pretty on glados (and they do 🥺)
Happy holidays and happy new year! Hope it’s a good one for you
#2023#digital#portal#chelldos#glados#chell#portal 2#shoutout to my wife who suggested the cupholder idea (which was a joke but i was like hm. no this is actually cute)#and my friend amy who suggested the stickers#i don’t know what’s in that Aperture Science Soft Drink Cup™️ but i imagine it’s nothing good#portal secret santa 2022
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#santa#santa claus#dear santa#christmas#happy holidays#festive#9/11#9/11 joke#tw 9/11#9/11 mention#meme#funny memes#funny#haha#humor#lol#memes#funny shit#weird memes#funny post
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I'm no Santa, but you can seat on my lap.
The only rule is wear a dress or skirt and no panties.
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michael de santa is the most attractive fictional character ive ever seen in my whole life. hes so handsome. i would DIE for him
#im not joking hes. so. hhhhh4tfreghurghueghrvuirhiu#hes so pretty#i love him sm#i just had to talk about him im sorry#when im sad i look at him and i smile every timw without fail hes so perfect........#everything abt him is perfect. his hair his looks his voice. his EVERYTHING. i keep replaying gta v just to see Him. i love him#michael de santa#michael townley#gta v#grand theft auto#grand theft auto v#grand theft auto 5#gta#gta 5
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Happy Holidays : ) A gift for cldhead on twitter 🐸
#steddie#steddiesanta2022#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things 4#missile toad#get it because mistletoe...#stolen jokes yeah#anyway they kissin#steve is an elf#and eddies shirt says hail santa btw#happy holidays#i started adding blue to the skin in my drawings do u notice#im still shy about it but once im used to it there will be SO much coloring#akjghkjahklgjh
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