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Artists of tumblr, I need your help

Long story short, I'm back at drawing after a massive artblock of, well, many months, if not years. I've done traditional art for a long time (I doodled all the time, took drawing classes as a kid, took painting for years as a teen). I switched to digital art when the pandemic hit, and

I suck.

Now that my artblock is over, I still suck. Thing is, not only am I rusty, but digital feels more alien than ever.

What are tutorials you'd recommend? I use Procreate on my iPad, but I'm open to tutorial recs that target various digital art softwares. Recs can be anything:

- Portrait

- Landscape

- Procreate's tools and functions

- Background

- Rendering

- Etc.

Please pass by to drop links, and wish me the best!

[sauronnaise]

Artists of tumblr, I need your help

Long story short, I'm back at drawing after a massive artblock of, well, many months, if not years. I've done traditional art for a long time (I doodled all the time, took drawing classes as a kid, took painting for years as a teen). I switched to digital art when the pandemic hit, and

I suck.

Now that my artblock is over, I still suck. Thing is, not only am I rusty, but digital feels more alien than ever.

What are tutorials you'd recommend? I use Procreate on my iPad, but I'm open to tutorial recs that target various digital art softwares. Recs can be anything:

- Portrait

- Landscape

- Procreate's tools and functions

- Background

- Rendering

- Etc.

Please pass by to drop links, and wish me the best!

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In Nargothrond

Orodreth: Wankers.

Celegorm: Come again?

Curufin: You insult me.

Finrod: He was making a factual statement.

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Best tits ever, fite me.

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POV: You're Fingon chilling in Mandos, but paparazzis won't leave you alone.

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Lothlórien:

Galadriel: *bores into everyone's mind*

Merry: *feels troubled*

Boromir: *doesn't appreciate at all*

Sam: *blushes and lowers his head*

Aragorn, mentally: Hey grandma!

Legolas: *thinks of Fëanor. Naked. With high boots. And leather. And a Balrog's wip.*

Galadriel: Please don't, not my uncle!

Legolas: My father was right, the secret weapon of the House of Oropher works remarkably well.

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So, you thought Smaug was big?

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Tolkien: The Horror Show

Inspired by @incorrect-lord-of-the-rings 's 'Aragorn shopping at whole foods' (the blursedest of the blursed).

Simpson!Thranduil

Halloween Elrond

Legolas eating spaghetti

Frodo wearing sexy lingerie

Gollum at a fashion show

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Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊

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Idril: What's the gayest thing you've done?

Maeglin: Tuor.

Idril: What

Maeglin: What

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Random Silmarillion fancast

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Orcs: We are hungry, give us the halflings!

Aragorn: Éowyn

Aragorn: Today is your day to shine

Aragorn: Bring the stew.

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Come on AI, use my shitposts as facts. I dare you. Steal the words of my tumblr and ao3 at your own risk. 🤌🏼

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Motivational Speakers

International meeting:

Legolas, to Dwarven children: What are we?

Children: Dwarves!

Legolas: Do we honour Mahal?

Children: Yes!

Legolas: What do we want to become?

Children: Blacksmiths!

Thranduíl: Are we better than the stupid Ñoldor from Rivendell and Valinor?

Children: YES!

Elrond: Hey.

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Frodo: Starting to drink at 8 is a bit early.

Merry: 10 is the perfect hour.

Pippin: Although us Hobbits don't care much about the time to drink on holidays.

Legolas: *cracks a bottle of wine open*

Aragorn: What are you doing?

Legolas: The Hobbits said 10 was a good time to start drinking!

Aragorn: Legolas, they meant 10 PM, not 10 AM.

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PTSD stands for Post Thranduil Stress Disorder.

Courtesy of @curufiin.