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Curufin: Do you know how stupid one can be?

Celegorm: I don't know, but I wanted to sneeze the other day, and I sort of forgot how to.

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She's the Vanyarin girlfriend every Noldo wished they had.

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Well... very (sch)long post, but we ( @rainy19days and I) had to do it. It was our duty to show you the true meaning translation of the last few chapters. I mean... we all know that poor Old Xian can never quite express things the way they want to. So it ends up being comedy when in reality they really wanna show us all this hardcore groupseggs stuff. So we felt like it was finally time to speak for OX and bring this truest translation to your attention. Enjoy.

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Artists of tumblr, I need your help

Long story short, I'm back at drawing after a massive artblock of, well, many months, if not years. I've done traditional art for a long time (I doodled all the time, took drawing classes as a kid, took painting for years as a teen). I switched to digital art when the pandemic hit, and

I suck.

Now that my artblock is over, I still suck. Thing is, not only am I rusty, but digital feels more alien than ever.

What are tutorials you'd recommend? I use Procreate on my iPad, but I'm open to tutorial recs that target various digital art softwares. Recs can be anything:

- Portrait

- Landscape

- Procreate's tools and functions

- Background

- Rendering

- Etc.

Please pass by to drop links, and wish me the best!

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Artists of tumblr, I need your help

Long story short, I'm back at drawing after a massive artblock of, well, many months, if not years. I've done traditional art for a long time (I doodled all the time, took drawing classes as a kid, took painting for years as a teen). I switched to digital art when the pandemic hit, and

I suck.

Now that my artblock is over, I still suck. Thing is, not only am I rusty, but digital feels more alien than ever.

What are tutorials you'd recommend? I use Procreate on my iPad, but I'm open to tutorial recs that target various digital art softwares. Recs can be anything:

- Portrait

- Landscape

- Procreate's tools and functions

- Background

- Rendering

- Etc.

Please pass by to drop links, and wish me the best!

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In Nargothrond

Orodreth: Wankers.

Celegorm: Come again?

Curufin: You insult me.

Finrod: He was making a factual statement.

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Best tits ever, fite me.

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POV: You're Fingon chilling in Mandos, but paparazzis won't leave you alone.

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Lothlórien:

Galadriel: *bores into everyone's mind*

Merry: *feels troubled*

Boromir: *doesn't appreciate at all*

Sam: *blushes and lowers his head*

Aragorn, mentally: Hey grandma!

Legolas: *thinks of Fëanor. Naked. With high boots. And leather. And a Balrog's wip.*

Galadriel: Please don't, not my uncle!

Legolas: My father was right, the secret weapon of the House of Oropher works remarkably well.

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So, you thought Smaug was big?

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Tolkien: The Horror Show

Inspired by @incorrect-lord-of-the-rings 's 'Aragorn shopping at whole foods' (the blursedest of the blursed).

Simpson!Thranduil

Halloween Elrond

Legolas eating spaghetti

Frodo wearing sexy lingerie

Gollum at a fashion show

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Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊

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Idril: What's the gayest thing you've done?

Maeglin: Tuor.

Idril: What

Maeglin: What

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Random Silmarillion fancast

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Orcs: We are hungry, give us the halflings!

Aragorn: Éowyn

Aragorn: Today is your day to shine

Aragorn: Bring the stew.

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Come on AI, use my shitposts as facts. I dare you. Steal the words of my tumblr and ao3 at your own risk. 🤌🏼