#Samalex

[sebastians-asks]

Kill me

[crispyanonartnsfw]

you usually draw sambastian and i love that, but i would love to see sebalex or samalex in your style :)

Thank you Miles 🫡 

[crispyanonart]

they are good boys your honor

Stardew Valley himbo nation

[sunglassesguy]

clownii decided to make this his stardew art blog too so, hands you most of the stardew art ive done

[deadguywalkin]

sam+seb+alex hcs,

cw nsfw at the end, eds, disorders, and the likes

mdni with this post because i will be dropping some extra nsfw stuff here , or just don’t read/interact with the last bit

sambastian:

they baby each other WAAAYY too much. randomly holding each other’s faces and cooing at each other and getting sad, peppering each other’s faces.

i stole this from someone but they probably cried the first time they had sex

so so sappy. they’re just so lovesick for each other. 

sam is bigger than him but insists on sitting in his lap

in the middle of the night, waking up ‘baby… baby..’ ‘..what?’ ‘nothing. i just love you.’

comfortable silence. sam always feels a need to talk and entertain people, but he feels at peace with sebastian since he already tells him everything and doesn’t have much to say beyond that.

sebalex:

‘__kg of protein…… i need to eat you’

alex thinks he’s the cutest thing ever. sebastian thinks alex needs to fuck off

‘you’re so babygirl’ ‘shut the fuck up’

alex is still scared of sebastian. he’s still always going to be slightly scared of him

they don’t understand each other, but it gives them so much more to love learning more and more about stuff they’ve never heard of before

hugs from behind and whispering into ears

sebastian has trouble remembering to eat, alex always seems to have something on hand and remind him

samalex

they’re SO boyfriends who constantly hype each other up

*sobbing* ‘i love you.. bro’ *tears in his eyes* ‘broski.. i love you too.’

just so much praising each other and telling each other how awesome they are

so much cuteness aggression. they’re just squeezing and crushing each other constsntly

sam is in every single comment section of every one of alex’s instagram posts gatekeeping him. ‘EVERYONR LOOK AWAY THATS MY MAN!!!!’

sam/alex + sebastian

hugging him from behind and kissing him

carrying him just to piss him off.

sebastian steals their clothes. but they let him because he looks really cozy

pinning him down and biting him. forcefeeding him affection and kisses, nomnomnomnom

constantly grabbing at his thighs or waist

he’s so tired and unmotivated, has depressive episodes from time to time. they like helping him out.

he just likes sitting in their laps while doing whatever and letting the bigger guys engulf him

has to do all of the thinking for them. they always shut their brain offs when they’re around sebastian so he has to make sure they’re not walking into poles

‘sorry, they were dropped on the head as babies.’ he says while apologizing to whoever sam or alex are talking to

literally cannot handle how horny sam and alex are. they are insane

sam/sebastian + alex

always sitting in his lap. he’s so comfy

‘ah.. long day of work…… i’m exhausted. time to shove my face in this himbo’s titties and exhale loudly’

reassuring him quietly with soft pecks to his face

they hold his bicep when walking with him

they steal his clothes a LOT and he would love to retaliate but unfortunately he would rip their clothes 

they’re so gentle with him. everyone thinks he’s tough but they know how fragile and sweet he is and they just think he’s so baby

alex has some kind of body dysmorphia and gym related eating disorder. they always remind him to eat normally and not body check so much, checking in on his meals a lot and making sure he’s not eating some weird gym rat concoction

doesn’t get their music / music taste but is happy to listen anyways

alex/sebastian + sam

sam comes home and is immediately like ‘mmfffjfghgf….’, dropping his head on their thighs and they immediately know to start playing with his hair, no questions asked

constantly yapping to them. cannot shut his mouth. they like the background noise though

token white boy, very confused when they shower him with spanish and korean pet names and compliments

>> 

🏈: ay, mi querido, sam💗

🦇: 내 아기 🖤

���️: .. uh-huh

needs so much attention and love. very high maintenance boyfriend

he’s just the sweetest ever. he loves holding them and listening to whatever’s bothering them. he’s the type to focus on everyone else’s problems as he ignores his own

adhd boy. he needs help staying on task with whatever he needs to work on. 

plays his old acoustic while close to them, singing to them. they love it

completely nsfw hcs beyond this point !!!!!

samalex have definitely researched how to properly suck tdick

sebalex ‘missionary so we can continue arguing’

alex’s abs are just. they’re just feral over them

sam has a perfect ass, no kidding. skater boys and their beautiful asses….

so much ass grabbing. these three cannot keep their hands off of each other

sam was definitely alex’s first cis guy

sebastian with his eyeliner running down his cheeks ………yes

have to mention again.. sam is SO whiney and cracky, he’s so vocal

alex is low and mildly vocal but can have a twinge of sounding desperate at times

sambastian fingering/mutual masturbation…. while holding each others faces lovingly and cooing at each other (based off of crispy’s trans seb art)…… save me…………

samalex:

[lily-alphonse]

I would like to present to the SamAlex council a suggestion for ship name if we do not have one already: Heavy Metal

Because weightlifting and also music, you get it. Im not sure about it, might need workshopping. Does anyone else have any ship name ideas?

Also I had a really dumb SebAlex idea that I kinda love (FrogEggs)

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

<- absolutely mesmerized

Nyghuhh?...

Shammy 'm tryna shleep...

[benjineedssleep]

it's just admiration, trust (a samalex fic for the 3 samalex enjoyers)

in my longfic, abby tells sebastian that sam is a little worm that has dug tunnels in his brain and that it's too late to change how he feels about him. i come here today (i sound so lame and formal lmfao) to inform you that of the many worms in my brain, today's most annoying worm is samalex. so guess what? i wrote a fuckin' oneshot about them and you get to have it! here's the first paragraph because it tells you everything you need to know about these fuckers XD

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ About a month ago Alex caught himself looking at Sam differently. And not in a weird way. No, no, of course it wasn’t like that. It couldn’t be like that. It was more so… admiration. Alex could appreciate anyone that tried as hard as Sam did. And it wasn’t that he was a show off, that would’ve pissed him off. Sam was simply the kind of guy that wanted to do his best and pushed himself until he achieved that goal.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Annnnnd here's the link hehe :3

i hope you enjoy!!!

p.s. this is also my first ever post on ao3 and i've had this account since my the nbhd arc (hence my user lol) in high school. so uhhhh you guys as a fandom are pretty special and lucky. anyways bye bye!!!

[maverick-the-fox]

GOD DAMNIT. My rarepair is so damn RARE that tumblr doesn’t even have a proper tag for it yet >:(

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

... Well now I'm DEFINITELY gonna pay for our food just to see what you're gonna do.

Joja germs? Awh, c'mon dude, it's not that bad!

I might just have to do unspeakable things though. Heh heh heh.

[eggyolkguzzler]

WHAT'S UP! 🔥🔥🔥 #1 hometown gridball sensation‼️💪💥 World record holder for worlds most spikiest hair EVER 💥💥💥

Hey, the name's Alex. You know me, I know me, I'm kinda famous, didn't ya know?

What's up? How's it hanging? How ya doin'? Please! No flash photography!

... Can you take pictures through the internet?

Mod here! Please be respectful & no character bashing in any way. Aside from that, go bonkers! Very mild NSFW asks (ie "Can you crush me?", "Put your boobs away", etc.) are allowed and will be tagged. A little bit of flirting is allowed too! We make a lot of gay jokes here, but I'm staying true to the game. Women and men! line up to get a piece of this athlete! ANYONE is free to claim they're dating/married to Alex so PLEASE don't fight over him.

NOTE: I will not be participating in blog x blog shipping unless it's stated somewhere on your blog that you're not a minor.

ALL of these portraits are edited by me. New outfits, facial expressions, and hand positions. Please DM me for permission if you want to use them!

#Kebby talks ooc - What it says on the tin.

#Himbo highlights - Alex's best posts. (According to me)

#Alex angst snippets - Alex being sad and/or bringing up his past traumas.

#Alex's Athlete Advice - Alex talking about fitness, health, and eating!

#💪FAN ART - Cool art inspired by this blog!

#Samalex, #Sebalex, #Sebalesam, #Prepduo, #Gridbros - Various pairing tags. Some are ships, some are platonic.

#Archive - Posts from the old sideblog that I deemed worthy of being reblogged over.

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[froggy1003]

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[deadguywalkin]

dumping this emo sam redesign based off of @janna-20208‘s sam art

+ the doodles of seb/sam/alex under the cut

[lily-alphonse]

For the rare pair challenge: my favorite one is Sam/Alex!

unfffff I love this one how HOT would that be 🥵

My brain is scrambled tho because I have shipped them both with Sebastian as the openly gay one to even out the dynamic. I interpret Alex as closeted and Sam as bi/pan but skewing more towards women. Like he's not opposed to getting with a guy if he liked them but hasn't really thought about it kind of thing.

So how would they end up getting together?

Ok, I think I want Alex to be coming back from college. He lost his sports scholarship due to bad grades and was forced to come home, leaving his secret fling in the city at the same time. He's heartbroken, he's dejected, he's wallowing.

A couple of weeks after coming back, Haley decides she's had enough of his moping and they are going to a bar in the little town nearby to see some people from their high school perform. They're in a band now, and getting some minor success playing gigs at local venues.

Alex is totally plastered by the time Goblin Destroyer comes on stage. That must be why time slows when he sees Sam. Why his smile makes him feel warm and his heart race.

"Holy shit," he murmurs to himself. The scrawny class clown he knew in high school looks so different.

Haley eyes him knowingly. "No. Nuhuh. Not him. When I said we were getting you laid tonight I didn't mean one of the few people from Pelican Town!"

"But he's gotten SO hot."

"He's got a mullet, Lexie."

"Mullets can be hot," he pouts.

And then they begin their set, and Alex is certain he must be drunk as hell because he doesn't even like this kind of music but he's dancing along to it and having the best time. He's amazed that Sam can play the guitar and sing at the same time. He's amazed by Sam's voice, the rasp in it seriously fucking with his inhibition. And even when he stops singing, and just shreds a guitar solo, Alex is still awe-struck.

They hadn't been sure they would stay for the whole performance, but then Alex is cheering along with the crowd after their final song, cheeks flushed with exertion and heart racing.

He hasn't thought about his ex in hours. He hasn't thought about how royally fucked up his life is. And he doesn't want it to end. But Sam disappears.

Suddenly the crowd is too stifling. He needs to get outside. He needs to breathe. Haley seems to be having the time of her life pressed up against a wall with a man she met fifteen minutes ago. Alex texts her that he will be outside, and pushes his way to the exit.

It's cold, instant relief. It's quiet too, just a group of smokers chatting in the parking lot. He turns to walk the opposite direction from them, when someone bumps into him.

"Alex?"

Sam.

Teehee this is my most cliffhanger one yet I was really getting into that one. I might actually write it for real. If you'd be interested in being tagged if/when I post the fic, reblog or comment letting me know! (What are we naming this ship??)

UPDATE: I decided to give this a full fic, you can read that now on AO3 it is live as of Oct 3rd "Suckered (Alex x Sam)"

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[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

Haaaaah-

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Hey there. I was wondering when you were gonna show up.

[666crowley-king-of-hell666-blog]

I ship samalex

I do too, they are adorable!