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Still not over the fact my mom knows what fanfiction is and has read some before
Thanks Supernatural 👍
#for those of you wondering#she's with Dean#she literally says he's her fictional husband#i love her so much but BRO#Sam is better just saying#<-also never watched Supernatural in full#I've only seen what she's played infront of me#she's watched the whole thing multiple times
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Morning evsam nation
I feel like Evan would see something as simple as seeing her wash her hair as incredibly intimate. It’s the mundane, home life he’s wanted for a long time and this is one of many moments where it hits him how personal these experiences are and how comfortable she is with him.
#I feel I should clarify this is not a hE LiKeS hEr bEttER wITh HeR naTurAl hAir thing#black woman can wear their hair however tf they want 🤨#saying this as someone who’s a natural hair girly#I just thought the intimacy of the situation would be very cute#also Sam is just hot like that#evsam#evan x sam#sam x evan#sam britian#sam black#evan kelmp#misfits and magic#mismag#misfits and magic fanart#mismag fanart#d20#d20 fanart#dimension 20#dimension 20 fanart
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Harley and Ivy meet Jazz while she's Interning at Arkham, and think she's their daughter from the Future. Somehow.
They're not wrong.
Turns out the Fentons decides to test a Prototype Ghost Portal one day 18 years ago and accidentally made a Time Portal instead. Deeming the experiment a Failure, they were just about to close it and start again when a Baby was launched out of it and into Jack's arms.
The moment he looked into her Eyes he knew he wanted to keep her. Maddie was much the same.
They did Try to return her at first, but turns out the Portal was Unstable and constantly shifting between dozens of different TimeZones, so they could never find where/when she came from. She could either be from Earth 18 years later, or Mars 5 Million Years Ago. No way to tell.
So without any other option they decided that she was their Daughter now.
It helped that she looked so much like them, and that both had been in the Lab for 9 Months straight building the Portal so nobody would question the sudden Baby. They just told the Hospital they had an At Home Delivery and officially made her their Daughter.
They raised her believing that she was their's Biologically, because after a while they honestly forgot she wasn't.
Now Jazz is working as an Intern at Arkham Asylum, and has met the 2 Patients she will be helping take care of.
Doctor Pamela Isley, and Doctor Harleen Quinzel. Aka, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.
This should be an interesting internship.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Jazz is Harley Quinns daughter#Jazz is Pamela Isley's Daughter#She is a redheaded genius with an interest in Psychology#Of course they're related#Sam is extremely jealous when she finds out#Also yes. Jack and Maddie did kidnap Jazz from the Crib one night in the future and left Harley and Ivy to mourn their missing Baby.#It would have been much worse if they didn't know what had happened.#Still there's a big difference between knowing it will happen and it actually happening#Let's just pretend Harley and Ivy can have kids#Maybe Bruce sets them up with Cloning Tech one day in the Future#Idk it's comics#To make this even better lets say Danny is also a Time Travel Baby#They never had time to dismantle the original Time Portal while raising Jazz and accidentally stole a 2nd Baby#Btw to make this more interesting let's say Danny is in No Way a Batkid or a Kryptonian#Spice it up a little
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Sometimes love is planning on having a cosy cottage when the dust has settled, sometimes love is kissing the person you want to be with before a big battle and seeing where things go from there, and sometimes love is swiping a bag of shrooms from a cow man and letting the other know that you'd do any and every crazy thing they want with them
and all of them are valid
#critical role#cr spoilers#c3 spoilers#c3e115#bells hells#imodna#southern gothic#dorym#callowmoore#rockwild#imogen x laudna#laudna x imogen#dorian x orym#orym x dorian#fearne x ashton#ashton x fearne#the ships were fed for that first half#braius was funny with the pictures but kinda mission accomplished for Sam#for Imogen's sake I hope Liliana is okay but it seems like she got slorped#I like all three ships but you all know I have a favourite and it is so very much them but at the same time JUST SAY YOU LOVE EACH OTHER#I do love how each have a different approach too with their love interests#Laudna makes sure Imogen feels supported Dorian makes sure Orym feels looked after & Ashton makes sure Fearne never feels cornered/pressure#just let me grab them put them in my mouth and just go feral for a bit#and update the prayer circle because dammit they all better make it out okay!
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I think they need to invent a brand new word for that drop kick to the stomach realization when it sinks in that frodo is leaving for the undying lands
#lotr#the first time I saw it…… maybe I was 12? and let me just say#tears. TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!#I felt betrayed and horrified and I wanted to make him stay but then I realized he needed to (slowly)#and I was sick over it since. but I felt a lil better when I found out Sam sailed towards the undying lands when rosie died#to reunite w frodo
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sure i'll go with u to the haunted ruins wreathed in half memories from your traumatic childhood PLATONICALLY COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY PLATONICALLY OF COURSE IM SO CASUAL ALL OF THE TIME DON'T EVEN WORRY
#theres no tension here dont even worry yourself#thats just the poor oxygen flow in the deathtrap ive just followed you into#because im so cool and casual as previously mentioned#oh my god alice please#step away from the horrors#really manifesting jonny keeping her alive so he can say his shitty lil tumblr humour through her (/pos)#tmagp vague#the magnus protocol#tmagp#alice dyer#tmagp spoilers#feel like im being overly cautious with that tag but maybe not ?#better safe than sorry and that#shes so gay#ik sams a bloke but like thats the most lesbian behaviour ive ever witnessed
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When Eileen or whoever Sam's blurry wife is in a throw away line in a fic is pregnant to show that Sam's happy and doing good it kinda revolts me not gonna lie. We're really putting 2.5 kids on whatever woman shaped object is in Sam's love life? And on Sam for that matter? Who, by the end of the show, expressed zero interest in having a little baby and said he felt fulfilled by hunting, despite its downsides.
One of the reasons Sam and Eileen work well together is that they're both hunters and feel able to lean on each other in that regard, and yet pregnancy or motherhood is often the only thing we hear about Eileen in these cases. She's made into an incubator. Is the only vision of happiness she's allowed becoming Mary from the first minute of the Pilot?
#eileen leahy#saileen#in AUs as well this trend keeps appearing#In AU settings it'd be closer to how their partnership actually works to show that they're both successful in the same career field.#I knowww it's bc people aren't thinking very hard about it and are going 'sam with a little baby 😊'#and i still read majority destiel fics who don't care about sam further than they could throw him#i would HOPE in sam centered fics things are better for his female love interests#like I don't think Eileen is the most compelling character in the world and not every fic can or should dive into her motivations and such#but some thought? some minor spare thought? please?#and not just for eileen. this happened to jess a lot too when she was most the popular sam au love interest choice.#but we didn't know jess in the way we know eileen. she IS the barefoot and pregnant blonde girl fantasy bc she doesn't exist as a character.#so it feels a little less egregious with her although it's still an odd choice for sam in my opinion#it's possible that the majority of people writing her this way. did not watch the whole show.#and therefore missed her actual character. or weren't paying attention to Sam saying he's as content as he can be with The Life.
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happy 1 year anniversary of silly guys first sketch (I checked it after finishing the drawing, a sweet coincidence!)
featuring the all of the silly guys I dragged into this and my silly guys-coded OC Sam!
#fanart#my art#sketch#silly guys collection#oc Sam#bill cipher#isat loop#shadow milk cookie#scaramouche#wanderer#shigaraki tomura#flowey#otto apocalypse#crossover fanart#crossover#gravity falls#isat#crk#genshin impact#bnha#undertale#honkai impact 3rd#I'm still feeling weird about tagging fandoms pfff#but it's getting better anyway so yeah#happy year of me slowly being more open about what characters I like the most and how exactly I show it (by throwing them into one room)#it's been a year they haven't killed each other so I'd say that's a success! at least I don't see any reason to draw something like this#this is extremely self-inlugent as I just like sketching characters together like that when I need to cheer up
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Questioning Angel (WIP)
#this one is just a self portrait >.>#I had other ideas but once I made Todd nun...it was all over#and I made this one as a sort of pair with Genderqueer so Sam and I can hang out LOL#not to get too sappy but sometimes I imagine what Sam might say to all my questioning anxieties and it makes me feel better#pride angels
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POV: You’re back at the flower dance and have managed to reach 8 hearts with all the Bachelors who rejected your proposal last spring 💅
Extra:
#like yall didn’t want me last spring and you thought I’d double down this year?#I’m just saying Marnie better step up her game 💅#Marlon my beloved may I have your hand#elliott stardewvalleyfanart#stardew valley fanart#sdv bachelors#stardew valley#bachelorofstardewvalley#harvey stardew valley#alex stardew valley#shane stardew valley#sebastian stardew valley#sam stardew valley#Marlon stardew valley#flower dance stardew#spring flower dance stardew valley#oh how the turns have tabled
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that was an exercise in "who's going to tell Orym and Dorian to fuck" chicken
#and everyone lost#silver sending stones#dorym#orym of the air ashari#went ape shit in the tags again whoops#dorian storm#cr spoilers#cr 3 e 110#sam I NEED YOU TO DO BETTER#he almost got him#Braius ALMOST got Dorian#and i super thought ashton was going to#but alas#dorian is going to be on deaths door and orym is going to press seedling into his hands because seedling can /heal/#hes crying and trying to save him and he doesnt care if thats not how it actually works.#hes doing this for the wild mother so the wild mother can do this for him. she can bend the rules of her own damn relic#and she does. the sword heals dorian and hes coming to and orym is crying over him “please. i can lose someone else”#“without will. without you i cant.”#“i didnt even get to say i love you”#and dorian reaches up with a weak hand and says “you just did”
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“but shal, how could crowley have slept with naomi when fergus macleod wasn’t alive yet????”
well. for starters, “mesopotamia” could’ve just been a general poetic.
but also could be as simple as… he didn’t.
he has intel on her. and he’s posturing, as usual. because that’s what crowley does.
double entendres and innuendos are his weapons of choice to sow distrust, suspicion, discomfort, derision. to put you off balance, if he can. (and if that fails, he’ll switch to insults or, at worst, incessant goading.)
And the thing is… almost ALL his posturing is sexual. it’s how he wields power (from what traditionally tends to be from a weaker position)
it’s more about how he operates and fergus’s victimhood/ historical demon trauma more than it is a statement of de facto truth
he wants you to read into it
get distracted; get discomfited
just long enough to take your eye off the ball or give him the upper hand in a power struggle
#posturing characters#weak position banter#about crowley#crowley and naomi#fergus’s demon trauma#one of the fascinating things about crowley is#like rowena and sam he is not good w ppl nor particularly charismatic#which makes him a weak hell king#the sam rowena crowley triad of ambition#they’re all three wily persistent dangerous#but not naturally charismatic by nature i don’t think#sam’s moreso got a heroism ppl respond to but not as natural at decision making responsibility carrying#sam is better in larger groups seems to struggle when they get too close#crowley tho#anyway he inspires no loyalty in hell#then he spirals in a fit of caesarian paranoia and keeps reaching for more power to solve for his own inadequacies#crowley is excellent with tactics leading up to a power grab#lucifer has similar issues but has more cognitive empathy i think#lucifer is confident and crowley isn’t#and lucifer’s cognitive empathy contrasts crowley’s most self-directed emotions (crowley’s insecurity at work)#for example…#sam tries to kill crowley and crowley is like ?????#conveniently propping himself and his own efforts up INSTEAD of remembering he killed ppl sam saved and loved like 2 seconds ago#lucifer’s cognitive empathy is like oh yeah 👍 guess i deserved getting locked in AU world#lucifer isn’t just physically stronger… he’s better at reading ppl than crowley is#uncool kids table with sam metatron rowena crowley#crowley is NOT self reflective very much at all#i can count on one hand#crowley is actually less introspective than lucifer which is saying something#like sam crowley analyzes others but rationalizes his own behavior
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i don’t think sam and dean had sex pre canon (at least consensual), but i do think henriksen’s implication that dean possibly molested sam might just have some truth in it because dean being physically violent toward sam with sam just taking it (and often even urging dean to unleash his anger on him) was shown multiple times throughout the show. like the possibility of sam offering himself as more than just a punching bag isn’t that low
#it’s the way sam acts when dean is angry that drives me a bit insane#the way he basically offers his body as a way for dean to get some relief….#the way he says you wanna take another swing go ahead if it’ll make you feel better#or the way he asks dean if he’s satisfied after dean punches him and then dean just punches him again bc obviously he isn’t satisfied#i will always go insane over this#wincest#samdean#spn
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Ridiculously long rant below:
Y'know, something that still kinda pisses me off is in Psychonauts, when Raz goes to Milla and to Lili and tells them that Dogen's brain has been stolen, they reply with, "Oh, Dogen's just like that." I understand it's supposed to be a silly little, "haha, this kid is so airheaded that no one notices when his brain is gone," and I hate it. Raz knew Dogen for less than a day, and had maybe one or two conversations with him (not counting the times you can come across him before his brain is stolen), and he *still* knew Dogen well enough to realize that he was acting off. Milla and Lili have probably had way more interactions with Dogen, and they pass the poor kid off as some brainless dolt. Like, I'm not *as* mad at Lili, cuz she's kind of a mean, angsty pre-teen that would rather be anywhere except that camp, but Milla's got a past in childcare. Even if she does genuinely believe that Dogen is spacey enough to be on the same level as a brainless body, she should've at least said that she would go check on Dogen after the Levitation training, even if it was just to ease Raz's concerns.
And then, in Psychonauts 2, neither Sam nor Comtpon had very nice reactions to learning that Raz knows Dogen. Sam remarks that Raz's head looks "remarkably unexploded," amd then proceeds to state that Dogen only blows up people that deserve it, which implies both that Sam doesn't think Dogen can become friends with someone *without* blowing up their heads, and that if/when he *does* blow people up, it is intentional and/or the fault of the person. Compton, upon hearing Raz saying he knows Dogen, immediately panics and assumes that Dogen has had another incident. Granted, he *does* believe Raz when he says that Dogen hasn't had another incident, but it's sad that he can't hear about Dogen without assuming that the boy has done something.
Now, I'm not gonna rant about all that and completely ignore Dogen's behavior. He *is* pretty spacey, he's admitted to blowing up a few people, and he intentionally blew up the squirrels over a misunderstanding. He's very prone to getting stressed out and overwhelmed, and he's been isolated by his family for who knows how long, and yet he still tries. He wants to make connections and have friends. He wants to have control over his powers, he *wants* to be a normal kid. He's not perfect, but he's not a monster. And he's *certainly* not dumb enough or spacey enough to be considered on par with people that have had their brains removed.
Tldr - Dogen deserves better, and if we ever get another installment of Psychonauts, I want to see him come back. I need more positive interactions between him and Raz.
#im not saying that i think lili milla sam and compton would be better if they were all more concerned for/understanding of dogen#its a great way to show how much isolation and overmanaging and death can traumatize and desensitize a kid#and its a good way to show how a person's preconceived notions of someone can cause them to ignore any concerns about said someone#i just cant stop thinking of the conversation dogen has with loboto#“you have the insanity of a manatee!” “i know... :(”#dogens just so sad and resigned to the diagnosis#to the idea that hes just a crazy kid whos brain is irreversibly damaged just from existing#it breaks my heart#i live for all the fanart of dogen and raz being good friends#and remaining good friends throughout the years#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#dogen boole#raz aquato#razputin aquato#lili zanotto#milla vodello#sam boole#compton boole#rant post#dogen has so much potential for recovery#i love the lil green potato
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Immortal_AMC: Vampires and scary movies go together like blood and.. well, vampires. #InterviewWithTheVampire #FearFest
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#luke brandon field#assad zaman#eric bogosian#interview with the vampire#IWTV season 2 premiere#iwtv posting new/old content 🎉🍾#How much more footage from this night are they sitting on?!#they better give us all until season 3#sam giggling at something jacob said... likely place for him to be#they can not stop giggling at each other like this is so embarrassing#assad and sam sitting in the same boat as horror fanatics#i was about to say Jacob is just me bc i also dont like horror movies/shows#but then i saw people in the ig post saying that the jurassic park comics are actually more horror than the movies#So i google it and it says Jurassic Park it's a gripping horror-thriller written w/ the help of experts#from a variety of fields; artfully looking at the themes of human greed & ignorance
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MAJOR TDP SPOILERS UNDER THE UNDERCUT


This looked better in my head :(
#sam and max#sam and max fanart#freelance police#sam and max freelance police#artoftheday#snm#freelance husbands#i have art block#I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying it could be better imo#tdp spoilers#i forgot how angst works#Chappell roan max. it’s his world and we’re just living in it#also two quotes from two of my favorite songs#idk what else to tag
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