#Sam Evans Headcanons

[katyobsesses]

i can just imagining Sam Evans at the Cincinnati shows of the Eras Tour

In particular I can see him having the time of his life during the surprise songs of night one belting out im only me when I'm with you and jumping up and down alongside Taylor, sobbing during evermore

He'd do a fearless/debut outfit for night 1, cowboy hat and boots of course, maybe a bolo tie, and a lover outfit for night 2 (like my edit of him in this post)

He'd go back into McKinley on Monday morning and have the whole week of glee club be dedicated to Taylor Eras

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Dating Sam Wilson Headcanons

Sam is perfection. He's the perfect boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

He's kind, he's brave, he's absolutely in love with you, he knows how to take care of you.

People underestimate him. It's obvious, since he hangs out with super soldiers like Steve and Bucky, but you're very happy for Sam, your boyfriend. You love Sam for what he is, you appreciate his abilities honestly, and give him credit where it's due.

Sam pretends to be happy and confident all the time, but you can see beneath his charming exterior.

He has insecurities, has low confidence, and a lot of self-doubt. He's an Avenger, and a lot of things come with that. You always try to reassure him that what he's doing is enough, and that he's more than enough, sometimes it convinces him, sometimes it doesn't.

His love language is acts of service. He's the kind of person who'd do anything to reduce your work, and try his best to keep you stress-free and happy.

Sam likes to talk to you. He's always trying to make you laugh, and he bear it when you, the love of his life, is sad. He'll do anything to make you happy.

You have your highs and lows, and each time, he's there to support you.

Sam's great at giving a pep talk, since he was like a counselor to war veterans. But for you, he adds personal touch, and gives you real, useful advices instead of painting pictures in thin air.

You two watch a lot of movies together, and Sam spends a large time explaining to you how unrealistic the action scenes are. You bite your tongue every time and try not to remind him of the fact that he's an Avenger, and fights like that too.

People try to tell you that you can do better than Sam, or in exact words, 'why Sam Wilson? why didn't you go for Captain America or his hot friend?'. You get tired of telling people that it's Sam you love, and you don't have eyes for anyone else.

Sometimes, when Sam hears this, he gets upset. A part of him believes that you deserve far more than what he has to offer, but you dismiss his doubts by saying that it's him you love and him you want.

Your boyfriend is a hero not only for millions, but also for you. But his hero is you, his beloved partner.

Masterlist

[wanderingmind867]

Part 4 of me showing how DC's tend to be more sympathetic or at least more fun than their heroes (based on me playing Lego DC Supervillians). Mostly Flash Villians and Suicide Squad characters, this time:

Mirror Master: There's been two mirror masters. Sam Scudder and Evan McCullough. Skimming wikipedia, Sam Scudder seems pretty boring. He's just a simple convict who has mirror powers. But Evan McCullough (the one in the Lego game), oh boy. He was an orphan who was sexually assaulted at 8 years old and figured out who his parents were just to see them both die. That's all kinds of messed up, and it makes him incredibly sympathetic.

Killer Frost: There's been a few Killer Frosts (according to wikipedia), but the one trend I see: they're usually always scientists who get themselves in horrible accidents. I believe the current Killer Frost is Caitlin Snow, and wikipedia says her whole thing is that she's basically a vampire for heat due to a botched arctic experiment. And that's incredibly tragic.

Deadshot: Deadshot seems like he's got a really messed up backstory. A rich but negligent and abusive family, his mother tried to get his brother to kill his father. When he tried to stop them, he ended up killed his brother. That's incredibly dark and sad. Also, I think he has a kid whom he actually cares about. Which is sweet. At least he's possibly trying to be better than what came before him?

Captain Boomerang: Captain Boomerang actually does seem like a not great guy. He hates being ridiculed and grew up in poverty, but (at least in the comics, according to wikipedia) he's also a jerk. But he is fun and very entertaining, so I'll give him that.

[anika-ann]

Random thoughts on 9-1-1 and Avengers crossover

...which I will never write, probably, and no one will probably care anyway, so why not... (But I mean, the NAMES CONFUSION ALONE WOULD BE GOLDEN). Anyway... thoughts.

118 crew does not like the Avengers, because they have stolen their glory and headbutted their calls before

they unfortunately meet again during a big fire, specifically Steve, Bucky, Sam and maybe a few (mostly human) others

Buck especially is not having it, and not being afraid to go all: look hotshot, you might be a Captain but you ain't our captain

Steve being all "I understand. I'm not your captain and I'm not tryng to be, but we're here to help and as far as I know, your captain is somewhere in that building and has lost his comms. We don't have your experience and expertise, but some of us are a little bit more indestructible than you, so tell us what to do" and the 118 accepting it at last

Steve, at some point, saying "Buck you coming with me?", earning a slightly offended glare from Buck because he can respect him but they aren't pals, and a confused look from Bucky, because always, punk

Buck, still offended, picking up gear and asking how the heck did the name James Barnes turn into "Buck" or "Bucky", Sam gleefully telling him the middle name's Buchannan

Sam helping Chimney and Hen with medical stuff, potentially with Eddie

Hen and Sam returning from tending to a victim towards what seems to be the 'end' of search and rescue, surprised Chimney is the only one left by the engine, throwing his hands in the air, questioned by Hen and Sam as what the hell happened

"Well, our Cap was still unresponsive, so your Cap went all Buck on us and ran into the nearly collapsing building, Buck naturally followed right after him, Bucky and Eddie just exchanged one look of sympathy at choosing idiots for friends and ran after them too and I'm clearly here so people have a messenger to shoot... anyway. You coming with us, Wilson... and Wilson?" and Sam and Hen just stare for severeal seconds, trying to decipher what the hell happened again

For some reason, this whole thing is hilarious in my head, now I shall return to the realm of things I'm actually able to write-- now if you read till now I applaud you and thank you and please continue your day/night as intended 🤭

[arizonaaaaaa]

GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 2

11- Mike Chang- pansexual

-Goes with my Tina hc, he falls in love for who the person is, not how they are

-really supportive of Tina when she came out

-his father wasn’t supportive at first so Tina had to interfere again but now his cool with Mike

12- Matt Rutherford- gay

-he had a crush on Mercedes before he realized he actually likes guys

-I like to think him and Mike met again in university and they dated for a bit 👉👈

-he had so much potential😭

13- Jesse St. James- bisexual

-not calling Jonathan Groff a bad actor but not even for a second I believed this man was straight

-he was totally into Finn back in season 1

-bi4bi4bi St. HudBerry throuple?

14- Sam Evans- bisexual

-do I have to explain why?

15- Lauren Zizes- pansexual

-I mean, girl slapped Tina’s and Brittany’s asses while singing about what she knows what boys like

-she really deserved to stay in season 3, this 👆 is the only fruity scene she has😭

-her and Tina being goth girlfriends tho

16- Blaine Anderson- gay and trans

-canonically gay

-him being trans is not a unpopular headcanon surprisingly

-I don’t know why but this just makes so much sense

-I don’t have a lot to wright here, not the biggest Blaine fan out there

17- Sugar Motta- lesbian

-crazy how she radiates lesbian energy, like all woman surrounding her just becomes sapphic

-she has the biggest crush ever on Santana, like really, this girl was legit staring at her boobs in 3x04

-she and Unique are girlfriends I don’t make the rules

18- Rory Flanagan- gay

-“you now I wish I was Jessie’s girl”- Damian McGinty Jr on The Glee Project

-this was my Roman Empire

-totally had a crush on Finn and totally was flirting with Sam on Christmas

-Flanevans🔛🔝

19- Joe Hart- questioning

-he is a christian teenager of course he’s queer those are the rules

-not only that but he’s also on the glee club

-I think he never knew his identity, his parents always told him he was going to marry a woman someday so he thought that was the pattern…

-…until he saw Sam shirtless in the locker room

20- Dave Karofsky- gay and Bear

-canon

-in my opinion, as a gay man, he’s the most well written lgbtq character on the show, his story is perfect

- @starpawedart opened a universe of Karofsky ships for me, thank you king✊

-he out of all people deserved a happy ending

-anyways, kurtofsky 🔛🔝

-OMG I FORKGOR HOS ALSO CANONICALLY A BEAR IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE BEARS, BEARS I LOVE YOU ALL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[olipeaksforever]

blue rose task force gang and the albums they'd listen to!

[gleekidshooray]

Random things I project onto glee characters:

- Tina loves cozy games of all types and has a PC she basically only uses for The Sims.

- Mercedes has a whole wardrobe for her fauxhuahua.

- Santana runs her nails idly down the backs of people she cuddles with and digs them into her skin when she’s anxious or angry.

- Sam is afraid of birds.

- When Puck sees a cool rock he always picks it up. Sometimes he’ll give it someone.

- Quinn gets migraines and she loves cloudy/rainy weather cause it’s easier on her eyes.

- Artie was excited when he first got glasses cause he thought they made him look cool and smart.

- Rachel is gay. (If you want a serious one ummm she had a Disney hyper fixation when she was younger.)

[creepywrites]

Real names

Jeff the Killer- Jeffrey woods

Liu- Liu Woods

Ben- Ben Lawman

Sally Dawn- Sally Dawn (formerly Williams)

Sam Williams- Sam Williams

Milo the Electrocuted- Milo Moretti

Lulu- Lucille Greatfield

Clockwork- Natalie Rogers (formerly Quellette)

Zero- Zero

Jane the killer- Jane Vaughn Richardson (formerly Richardson)

Mary Vaughn- Mary Vaughn

Jane Everlasting- Jane Arkensaw

Vailly Evans- Vailly Evans

Nathan the nobody- Nathan Lux

Crystal the Hidden- Crystal Lux

Eyeless Jack- Jack Nyras

Kate the chaser- Kate Hayes

Rouge- Heather Marshall

Wilson the basher- Wilson Marshall (formerly Warren)

X-virus- Cody Rogers

Lazari- Lazari Swann

Stripes- Eloise Bellarose

Kaidy- Kaidy Zalgo

Senora Zalleen- Pandora Zalleen s.

Rasika- Rasika

Nina the killer- Nina Hopkins

Puppeteer- Puppeteer (formerly Johnathan Blake)

Zachary- Zachary Gibson

Emra- Emra Aldrige

Bloody painter- Helen Otis

Suicide Sadie- Sadie nanook (formerly Bennett)

Roadwalker- Zayner Nanook

Judge angel- Dina Angela-Otis (formerly Clark)

Nurse Ann- Ann Mia

Randy- Randy Harrison

Sully- Sully Harrison

Keith- Keith Davis

Troy- Troy Green

Dollmaker- Vaughn Volikov

Svetlana- Svetlana Volikov

Vicky genocidal- Victoria Ross

Hannah the killer- Hannah Jackson

Lily Kennett-Lily Kennett

Hung iris- Iris Illman

Lifeless Lucy- Lucy Jones

Asylum Nancy- Nancy Adams

Chris the Revenant- Chris Myers

Monday Child- Christabel Smith

Laughing Jill- Laughing Jill

Laughing Jack- Laughing Jack

Toby- Tobias Rogers

Lurking Lyra- Lyra Rogers

Killing Kate- Katherine  Knight

Lost Silver- Lost Silver (formerly Hibiki)

Cata the Killer- Cata Blackwood

Rotten Abigail- Abigail Walker

The Hare- Lin Wang

The Doll- Andrea Stevens

Raven- Manon Plume

Anna Schurks- Anna Schurk

Weeping forest- Jenifer Rhynes

Nightmare Ally- Adeline Abendroth

Red Death- Sifreid Gadriel

Gas mask maid- Marion Gadriel

Tim- Timothy Wright

Jessica- Jessica Locke

Taylor- Taylor Locke

Ellie- Ellie Aimoto

Labrador- Dean Lupei

Moth boy- Benjamin Miller

Starved angel- Lyet (formerly Matthew Lyet Campbell)

Sketcher- Sakura Aki

Sarah Erickson- Sarah Erickson

Hannya- Momoko Yamashita

Rosie- Dorothy Wilder

Hunter the proxy- Ethan Wilder

Doctor Irina- Irina Kennett

Deborah- Deborah Robison

Lucy the cannibal- Lucille Johnson

Andie Rosslyn- Andie Rosslyn

[gilverrwrites]

Which one of the Flash’s Rogues (and Eobard) is the best at eating someone out? Can you rank them?

Once again, only mentioning rogues who are/have been official members of ‘The Rogues’, + Eobard, and only characters I know well enough to have opinions on. Haven’t included Captain Boomerang,but you can find my NSFW headcanons for him here ━ [Link]

Mirror Master (E.M) dead last

Evan doesn’t eat pussy and he’s a right dick about it.

Heat Wave (M.R) 7th

Doesn’t really eat pussy (cause he much prefers dick), but he will for the right person. Prefers to lie back, hold tight to the warm flesh of your thighs, and let you ride his face, taking whatever you need from him.

Mirror Master (S.S) 6th

The true neutral of the bunch. He’s a bit on the selfish side, more concerned with his own pleasure when it comes to sex, so when it comes time for your turn it’s very A -> B, but he’s not without passion nor technique.

The Trickster (A.W) 5th

It’s not for lack of trying. Axel loves to go down on you and will do it for hours. He starts out enthusiastic, but he gets so lost in it, and therein lies the problem. He gets so dreamy and sloppy, that he barely notices how the puddle of his saliva decreases your sensitivity. Hardly pays any heed to how you’re bucking your hips and cooing his name; trying to get his tongue half an inch higher. Sometimes with Axel, you just have to thread your fingers in his hair and take the reins.

[Reader more about Axel's oral fixation here!]

Captain Cold (L.S) 4th

Also not much of a pussy eater, mainly because the bulk of his sexual experience comes from one-night stands, and going down on people isn't a classic part of his routine, but, by god, when he finds a fill time partner who likes their pussy ate, he dedicates himself to it.

This man took apart and rebuilt his first stolen freeze ray 100 times to learn how it worked inside and out.

He will memorise every inch of your pussy, every jerk of your body, and he will practice every flick of his tongue that gets a reaction out of you over and over until he knows exactly how to treat you right.

Golden Glider (L.S) 3rd

Lisa knows her way around a pussy, and she would be ranked higher, were she not a pillow princess.

When she puts in the effort, she goes all out. It can take hours, she loves to keep you on edge, gently exploring your body with her fingers as she teases you with her tongue, lapping and kneading and sucking at your clit until can't hold back the force of your pleasure any longer.

The Trickster (G.G) 2nd

If speedsters didn’t exist he would totally claim the #1 spot. James is a performer at heart and he lives to do 2 things; to please, and to leave you wanting more.

He’ll do that by learning exactly what makes your toes curl and your mouth run with ‘please, please oh fuck, please.’ His only downfall is that he also loves to brag, and so he’ll often goad about how he’s got you curled around his finger while his face is still slick with your juices.

Which is only a negative if you're not into being teased and/or degraded in bed.

Professor Zoom (E.T) 1st

Don’t get me wrong here, I don’t think Eobard makes a habit out of eating pussy often, but when he does ohhh, OH, OHHHH~ boy, does he make a meal out of it. Eobard doesn’t half-ass anything, and any skills he may be lacking in are made up for by the fact that he can vibrate.

[thewcrblers]

Your Body Is a Wonderland (glee cast version).mp3

412 NAKED hdcanon: Joe sings to Sam to cheer him up because Sam has been suffering body dysmorphia throughout the whole episode���� but in reality he is singing to Kitty as they started secretly dating ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[soupandsauce]

Sam Evans | Glee Poster Assignment headcannons

summary: imagine having to do a partner poster board as an assignment for glee. each pair of people (assigned by mr schue) is assigned a famous musician to make a poster about.

hearing the doorbell ring while you’re almost done making dinner made you jump slightly, mainly because it’s your crush from glee class, Sam.

your mom answering the door since you’re in the middle of straining food in the kitchen or something.

sam walking up behind you in the kitchen while you’re playing the food

“Wow, you really worked on this huh?” he says as he watches as you plate the dinner and walk over to the living room floor where the coffee table and poster supplies is.

“We’re gonna get this one in the bag.” you say

“i was OBSESSED with Katy Perry as a little girl and i have her movie and everything, i’ve even seen her in concert.” you say as you smile.

sam smiles too and laughs a bit at your geeking out. he likes how you’re makeup free, hair up in a pony, in your pjs. you just look so casual.

“alright then.” sam says, “lead the way.”

he seems like he’s actually enjoying the whole time you two spend together. watching the katy perry movie and gluing info onto the poster board. that’s why you liked sam, he wasn’t afraid to dive into more girly subjects. if he likes it, he likes it.

he recognizes a few of katy’s songs as the movie goes on and he sings along as you two make the poster, which makes you laugh.

“this is such a powerful moment because she’s just now going through a divorce with Russel Brand and is taking a breather before her show. Her self control and emotion regulation skills really show her maturity here.” you say as you pause the movie.

sam is watching with a sniffle

“i’m not sure which i wanna be more, Gaga or Katy…” Sam says. “Both are incredible in their own way and i can’t choose”

Sam asking for seconds from the dinner you made and licking his plate clean.

you two finish the poster halfway through the movie and just end up sitting on the living room floor with blankets and such.

turns into a light cuddle

then a heavy cuddle where you’re sitting imbetween sam’s legs and your back leaning against his chest with his arms around you.

[katyobsesses]

Sam Evans is a Hannah Montana fan

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

DATING MARVEL CHARACTERS HEADCANONS

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers

Thor

Loki

Peter Parker

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Stephen Strange

[acapellasaurus]

🛼GLEE CLUB GO ROLLER SKATING 🛼

Rachel: Thinks she's really good and is going ok but falls over after about 20 minutes which causes her to storm off but she rejoins after she's calmed down

Finn: Is decent but keeps crashing into the wall and fell over a few times

Quinn: Graceful but sticks close to the sides and doesn't really let go until near the end

Santana: Good skater, fast and confident and can do some tricks, probably wears inline skates instead of quads

Brittany: Same as Santana and at times, they go round holding hands

Kurt: Pretty graceful but never skates very fast and sticks near to the sides incase he need to grab onto them

Mercedes: Sticks near the sides and falls over a lot which causes her to get the giggles with Quinn

Blaine: Very skilled and wears inline skates and zooms around the rink, although he takes time out to skate with Kurt

Sam: Pretty good and speedy but attempts a trick a falls over which humbles him and he returns to skating normally

Puck: Skates very fast and shows off which causes him to get a bit reckless. He falls over but that doesn't stop him. Everyone else tries to skate away from him incase he knocks them over too.

Tina: Only skates holding Mike's hand and takes him down with her on the only time she fell over

Mike: Extremely skilled skater but tones it down for Tina. Towards the end of the session he shows of his skills and impresses everyone

Sugar: Refuses to partake because the hire skates are unhygienic and she doesn't want to mix with the poor people. She watches from the side with snacks

Joe: Skates were a shock to him, as he was still getting used to closed toed shoes. He is not very good and falls over too much so gives up and watches from the side to cheer the others on

Rory: Decent skater but cannot do any tricks or skate very fast so sticks near the sides just incase

BONUS HEADCANONS

Rachel definitely brought her own pair of personalised pink roller skates instead of using the ones available to hire because she thinks it's unhygienic to hire things

Mercedes and Quinn go round the edges together and get the giggles to the point where they need to sit down because they are laughing so hard

Everyone, especially Rachel and Kurt, sing along to every song that plays through the speakers

Santana and Brittany race each other around the rink when they're not holding hands

Finn leaves the rink before the session is over because he's tired of crashing into things so he goes and gets a drink and cheers Rachel on from the side

[iamchaossis]

Sam, Quinn, and Kurt were all Swifties. Argue with a wall.

[backslashdelta]

hi idk if this is sth you've been asked before but if kurt and sam had sang together in duets, what song do u think they might've chosen?

Well mostly I think that it would have been Kurt choosing lmao. He would come up with an idea and tell Sam it's what he thought they should sing and Sam would say he doesn't know it and Kurt would roll his eyes over how uncultured Sam is for not knowing whatever song he's chosen (which is definitely from a musical but idk musicals so idk what specific song it would be – I, like Sam, am uncultured) but then he says that Sam can learn it and they'll practice together because it's just the perfect song.

And then they'd do their duet together and they'd kill it and live happily ever after the end!