#SaltBurn

[ghostdrinkssoup]

✋✋ stop watching saltburn and start watching teorema, which is pretty much the same film except:

1) the mysterious stranger actually seduces the whole family (including the maid),

2) is freaky and artsy and deeply unsettling,

3) dedicated to unravelling the horrors of the bourgeoisie and class consciousness,

4) explores the intersections between class, gender and sexuality,

5) was made in 1968,

6) doesn’t star a character who’s middle class and also a loser,

7) only has 923 words of spoken dialogue but every time someone opens their mouth you know you’re about to hear the most insane shit you’ve ever heard

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[fairydust-stuff]

In the twisted deranged way Oliver loves, yeah maybe.

I'm gonna say something controversial: for as much as Oliver loved Felix, obviously, you know, he does specifically inverse every 'I loved him' with an 'I hated him'

except he also says 'I hated you all'

is the inverse true as well then?

did he love them all?

did he love Venetia when he kissed her through blood and knelt between her legs and kissed her again in the bathtub?

did he love farleigh when he laid back on that couch with him and ambushed him in his room and didn't-kiss-him and slept in his bed?

did he love elspeth when he called her fucking beautiful, fought to stay with her, found her again years later, took care of her?

like........ 🥺

[hvcklebury]

i'll eat you up i love you so!

if you saw this on twt no you DIDNT

[ethanmaldridge]

Vampire

[nessa007]

#she said stop being a fake fan lmao Rosamund Pike being interviewed for Saltburn (2023)

[filmreveries]

Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[conformi]

Emerald Fennell, Saltburn, 2023 VS Fauno Barberini, Glyptothek, München, 220 a.C.

[lovecrumbss]

Jacob Elordi in "Saltburn"

[glitterslag]

Also. All these bitches on tiktok who hyped it up to be the most shocking film ever seen are weak as fuck. Getting naked in the pouring rain and fucking the fresh grave of your deceased best friend/homoerotic idol is the tumblr girl's bread and butter

[idontbelievethehype]

Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.

[fairydust-stuff]

Oliver tried to hit on Elspeth the moment he arrived at Saltburn. She's a grieving window with nothing left and always finds Oliver fascinating.

Oliver has never been normal about any of the Cattons. Those two definitely fucked

what if i became an oliver/elspeth truther. what if i said they spend a night talking about felix and crying over him and then they fall into bed together out of grief but then it becomes something soothing to them both; elspeth hasnt felt wanted and desired like that in so, so long, and oliver worships the ground she walks because without her, felix never would have existed in the first place

so she wakes up beside him every day. they spend their days together reminiscing and sunning and elspeth becomes some kind of happy just with the companionship but then it also makes her feel young and beautiful again that someone as young and beautiful as oliver would spend as much time as he does fawning over her, petting her, kissing her -- would spend so much time buried between her legs one way or another, would spend so much time nipping and nibbling to leave little lovebites so that she cant look in a mirror without remembering she is desired

[mollspeak]

the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

[aridecs00]

Unreliable narrator that pretends that everything turned out the way he planned just to cope with the regret of what he had done.

[kittyrizzard]

[nessa007]

i love that emerald fennell is one of us