#STOP GIRL YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME DIABETES

[ghost-proofbaby]

hi ghost i just got back from my day with my guy! im sorry to hear about eddie-coded guy 😔 hopefully you'll find someone more for you and more eddie-coded.

here is how everything the last few days went

so he visited me at work! He told me afterwards that he didn't tell me when exactly he was coming bc he wanted to surprise me 🥺 and i just followed him around for the 15 minutes he was there full on heart eyes 😂 but he got a coffee and he kept telling me how good it was 😂 and i got a hug before he left and it made working alone at night at a gas station as a 23 year old girl a little better bc i had that to remember if I died 🙃

But today I went to his house so we could go out to eat and all that. He gave me this cat crochet kit he bought for me 🥺 and when we came back I tried to teach him how to crochet and he managed a few chains but I think the hook was too small to properly teach him so I told him that I'd bring a bigger hook next time (he was like are you saying I'm too small and I'm like STOP OMG)

Well we went out to eat and we went to Barnes and Noble and looked at the music and the legos and I kept pointing out all the books I read. He lost me for a few minutes and he found me at the smutty romance section 🤦‍♀️ I pointed out icebreaker by hannah grace and was like I read that and he was like ooo there's hockey in it and I'm like Yes. Hockey. Just hockey in that book. 👀

On the drive back to his house we kept poking each other and he's like I think you're hitting on me and I said maybe and we kept poking each other and I ended up stealing his hat from him and wearing it for the ride back until he stole it back from me and then I stole it again 🤷🏻‍♀️

OH ALSO I made him and his family pumpkin chocolate chip cookies since they're always giving me stuff and I told him he wasn't allowed to die when he ate them bc he has diabetes. His mom liked the cookies. He said he was saving his for his lunch at work tomorrow so I'm expecting a review lol

We built Legos again big surprise and I kept telling him I was going to take one of his cats home with me and he said I wasn't allowed and I said well what if I trade one of my cats for her and he asked if he could have my cat (who is currently sleeping on my chest bc 7 hours without me is just too much for her 😂) and I was like no can't have that one if you take her I'm coming with her it's a package deal and he was like I'm okay with that 🥺 and he said that he and his cat are a package deal and I was being distracted by pictures of my cats on my phone lol so I didn't respond right away and he was like wow no response to that okay 😂

And he invited me to this Halloween party he's going to on Saturday but I work until 7 and I'm heavily debating calling off I mean no I'm not 👀 like do i have a costume? No. Can I get one that quickly? Possibly. Is there a high possibility I may end up kissing him for the first time while he is wearing a costume of kevin the bird from the movie up? Yeah probably. Am I okay with that? Yeah cause it's my fault he even got the costume in the first place 😂

And not to sound like a mega virgin again but when I left his house tonight he hugged me and he rubbed my back and the sweater I was wearing has this twist in the back so it's mostly just my bare back and OOF he touched my bare back and OOF 🫠

And also when I told him that I'd be working again alone tomorrow 🙃 he said he might try to visit me after he gets off work and I was like listen even just the prospect of you possibly coming to visit makes my day suck less 🤷🏻‍♀️

ALSO WHY HASNT HE KISSED ME YET GHOST! I KEEP THINKING HE WANTS TO! BUT I DON'T REALLY WANNA GO FOR IT CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW! NEVER KISSED ANYONE BEFORE! DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING!

I was really gonna try to hold his hand in the car but I chickened out 🙃 and then I was gonna try to kiss his cheek when I was leaving but I forgot about the plan when he hugged me 🙃 so that's my life. Gonna text him and ask when the party is Saturday if I can still work and go to it. Or I might just *cough* come down with something *cough*

Love, 🎸 anon ❤️

OH I MISSED THIS ONE BEFORE I ANSWERED THE OTHER ONE FUCK i still stand by y’all being way too damn cute 😭

as for why he hasn’t kissed you yet — i want to let you in on a major secret. he is probably just as nervous if not MORE SO. whenever guys struggle to make a move, they’re usually behind the scenes freaking out and over thinking it all just as you might be! especially when everything is as reciprocated as it has been between you two. i have no doubt based on the message i accidentally answered first tho that now that y’all have joked about it, it’ll happen!! i pinky swear!! 🖤

as for eddie-coded guy… life goes on 😅 i’m back on dating apps tho!! if anything this has taught me to get back into the dating world haha. i’ll find someone eventually, and until then, i’ll just keep writing in an attempt to manifest 😪

[ficsforeren]

This is so off topic to the tls talk, but I love how your blog just feels like one big group chat for Eren simps. I’ve never seen a writer so happy and genuinely interested in what their readers think, or even just to interact with the random Eren related content we send you. I feel like a lot of writers that have blown up for Eren fics act a little weird, uh I’m not sure how to explain it, I mean it’s valid sometimes considering the way this fandom harasses authors. I don’t really know what I’m trying to say lol, you’re just really great and I appreciate that.

As much as I want TLS to go viral and get the credit it deserves I kind of love that it’s like a little gem on tumblr, your readers really get to enjoy it without a mass amount of people here to ruin it. And it’s also not a fic that we’re reading just because it’s so overly hyped, this is genuinely good content. ALSO, THE EXTRA THICCC AND JUICY CHAPTERS 😩 I binged this fic when you were on chapter 8 I think and I was hooked from the first chapter, I never would’ve imagined a fic this detailed to be updated so frequently. I already told you how this fic feels a little personal to me, but you always have me feeling absolutely every emotion you write about, I love getting tingles at the little romance scenes. Btw your absolutely insane in the best way for writing 30k for the last chapter.💀

You are absolutely incredible, I genuinely believe you can do no wrong with your writing (I hope this is somewhat reassuring since you seem a little stressed about the ending), but I really mean it. Idk what you do for a living but if you aren’t perusing writing as an actual career I definitely think you should. PRINT TLS AND I WILL LITERALLY BUY IT NO JOKE! I’m so bad with words lol I feel like I can’t explain how much I adore you as a writer and a person 😭 Your fics are such a great distraction for me and I really appreciate them, I just really hope outside of your blog you’re happy and living a great life, you deserve it.❤️

Idk if you get hate or have any toxic readers but I just think you should know your work is appreciated. I didn’t mean for this to get so sappy oops😗 love you tho

oh no... you're gonna make me cry again

HERE COMES THE TEARS ASKDLFLDFMASD

honestly every time i see you in my inbox, i get so happy and excited because your messages are always so sweet and supportive, like omg girl, you don't know just how much your words mean to me. i always go back and read your messages again and again when i need to find some motivations to write. i've been having a hard time writing chapter 15 and the epilogue because I'm trying my best to meet your expectation but every time i re-read the stuff i wrote i'm like... man, i don't think this is good enough but i don't know what else i have to do to improve it 😭writing makes me happy but sometimes it can get a bit frustrating you know? i always feel like i have this wonderful scene i want to write in my head but when i put it down into words, it feels... meh. my vocabulary is limited, sometimes i know how to describe it my native language but i don't know how to write it beautifully in english. i lack imagination too and i keep repeating the same formula and sometimes it's just AARRGHHHH

i think it's because of that time when i wrote my first fanfic in EXO fandom. there was this one person i found on twitter who legit made a thread to make fun about my writings. my fic had almost 650,000 views and more than 28k subscribers so it was... pretty popular, i guess, at that time (personally i don't think so and i don't understand why it got recommended a lot by people). so this person made a thread and she was like, "can't believe people actually read this bullshit. i bet a thirteen years-old girl wrote it." and that... really hurt me. and i stopped writing for a while, i was so scared of being made fun of again. i guess that's what makes me feel so insecure about my writings, even to this day, so i'm very happy when people compliment me on my writings. and not just my writing, but also the effort i put into it. it makes me feel so appreciated so thank you so much 😭😭😭

and i think i'm just really lucky to have you guys as my readers. i only have 1.5k followers for this sideblog but all of you are so nice and you always give me feedbacks every time i posted a new chapter and that means A LOT to me. it keeps me motivated to write more and more. i don't mind if my chapter only gets a few notes, as long as i can hear your feedbacks and reviews.

thank you for existing, each and every one of you. i love you guys so much and i hope i can always make you guys happy with my stories.

[sardonic-the-writer]

DSMP x Reader

━"Incorrect Quotes"

━Everyone

━Tw: None

━Notes: I'M WHEEZING. THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE-

━Song: "Soft Fuzzy Man" By Lemon Demon

*Tubbo playing the piano*

Tommy: Is there anything better than pussy?!

(Y/n): Yeah! A really good book!

Ranboo: *Facepalming in the corner*

(Y/n): People say I need to go to college to do what I love

(Y/n): I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger >:)

(Y/n): He's at that special age where there's only one thing on his mind

Philza: Girls?

Techno: Homicide

Karl: Story time!

Karl: He had only one plan for this new year's World domination!

Sapnap: Mm! *Sassy hair flip*

Techno, Phil, and (Y/n): Happy Birthday Raven!

Ranboo: I can't swim...

Revivebur: Kiss one another~

(Y/n): Don't tell your mother~

Revivebur: DIE FOR EACH OTHER-

(Y/n): *Frantic running*

BBH, Skeppy, and (Y/n): We're the bully busters, we eat straight rocks. If we catch you bullying we'll knock off your socks!

BBH: Yo what's good? My name is Chester. Say a bad word and you're gone for the semEster!

Skeppy: Hey, hello, my name is Wayne. Mess with my friends and you'll feel the pain.

(Y/n): What's up my homies, the name is Jamie. Why be a goon when you can get more brainy!!!

Tommy: DONT FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!! AHHHHH-

Techno: *Sips tea calmly*

Dream: *Making fun of Sam from inside his prison cell*

Sam: You're disrespecting a future SMP army soldier >:(

Wilbur: Me and (Y/n) wrote a song

(Y/n): It's called "I woke up late for my finals."

Wilbur: *Clears throat*

Both: *Screaming*

Revivebur: *Regina George*

Quackity: *Gretchin Weiners*

Charlie: *Karen Smith*

(Y/n): What the FUCK is going on?!?!

Fundy: My dad has a big house!

Charlie: My dad has a gold tooth!

Michael: My dads have diabetes

Ranboo and Tubbo: o_o

(Y/n): What do you have?

Dream: A knife :D

George: NO-

Ranboo: He rUiNeD mY DrEaM jOuRnAl

Dream: I did not! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office!!!

Philza: ...

Tommy: Ayee, this boys got his free dell tac-

(Y/n) and Tubbo: *Wheezing at his fall*

Wilbur: That's it! Get on top of the fridge!

Tommy: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Sapnap: Two dudes, chillin' in a hot tub. Five feet apart 'cause there not gay

Dream and Geroge: 👁👄👁

Wilbur: *Comes back to life*

The entire SMP: Why do I hear boss music?

Wilbur: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Tommy: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks they can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Wilbur: I'm leaving you anD I'M TAKING PHILZA WITH ME!!!

Techno, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop plain' now

Eret: You often use humor to deflect trauma

(Y/n): Thank you

Eret: I didn't say that was was a good thing

(Y/n): What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Karl: I told Quackity their ears flush when they lie

Sapnap: Why?

Karl: Look

Karl: Hey Quackity! Do you love us?

Quackity, covering their ears: No

Ranboo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

(Y/n): The car takes a screenshot

Tubbo: For the last time, get the fuck out

*Nikki and (Y/n) skipping stones on a lake*

Nikki: It's such a beautiful evening

(Y/n), whispering: Take that you fucking lake

BBH: Skeppy, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Skeppy: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later

BBH: Ok, I love you too, but I'll just ask the egg

Techno: We need to get through this locked door. Phil, give me your credit card

Philza: Here

Techno, pocketing it: Thanks. (Y/n), kick down the door

Tubbo: Why are you on the floor?

Tommy: I'm depressed

Tommy: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get (Y/n)?

Revivebur: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

(Y/n): Im a knife

Quackity, from across the room: They're a little spoon

Dream: *Screams*

Sapnap: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

George: Should we stop them?

(Y/n): No I want to see where this is going

Tubbo: While I'm gone, Tommy you're in charge

Tommy: Yes!!

Tubbo, whispering: (Y/n) you're secretly in charge

(Y/n): Obviously

Nikki: (Y/n)...why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

(Y/n): Your text told me to satanize the place before you got back

Nikki:

Nikki: I said sanitize

Schlatt: Don't worry. I have a plan

(Y/n): Alright

Schlatt: Traitorsaywhat

Quackity: Excuse me?

Schlatt: What?

(Y/n):

Schlatt:

Schlatt: No wait-

Ranboo: What's a mix of the word 'sad' and 'mad'?

(Y/n): Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Tubbo: Smad

*The squad is trying to con some random guy*

BBH: Um, Skeppy? Why are you pretending I'm this guy's family

Skeppy: We need money!

BBH: You're scamming him?

Skeppy: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him

BBH: What? No way!

Skeppy: Why not? We already stole (Y/n)

(Y/n): Hey guys

BBH: No we didn't. (Y/n) can think and talk for themselves, they can do whatever they want!

(Y/n): I wanna steal

(Y/n): I slept for 12 hours. But I might still be tired, so let's go for 12 more

Philza: (Y/n), that's a coma

(Y/n): Sounds festive

Karl: Come on. I wasn't drunk last night!

Quackity: You were flirting with Sapnap

Karl: So what? They're my partner

Quackity: You asked them if they were single

Karl:

Quackity: And cried when they said they wern't

Sapnap: On a scale of 'damn Daniel' to 'free sha va ca do', how are you feeling right now

(Y/n): In between 'its an avocado thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America'. But as a solid answer, I'd say I'm 'I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger'. How about you Dream?

Dream: Probably 'road work ahead'

George: I speak many languages, and this in not one of them

Eret: Violence isn't the answer

(Y/n): You're right

Eret: *Sighing in relief*

(Y/n): Violence is the question

Eret: What?

(Y/n), bolting away And the answer is always yes

Eret, chasing after them: NO-

(Y/n), talking to Ranboo over the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you too?

Ranboo: You bet!

(Y/n): At what temperature?

Ranboo: 535

(Y/n): That's the clock

Ranboo:

(Y/n):

Ranboo: 536

Sapnap: Is stabbing someone immoral?

(Y/n): Not if they consent to it first

Dream: Depends on who you're stabbing

George: YES?!?!?

Karl, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda here. It's amazing

Quackity: Sure

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Karl: Orange soda please!

Quackity: I'll have the strawberry soda

Sapnap: Me too, strawberry soda

Karl:

I wrote this all durring a AP Geo test, dear god. I have no life

Personally, my favorite incorrect quote out of all of them was the bully busters one. That video is fucking hillarious man.

I am a grown ass teen. What the fuck am I doing with my life.

Edit: I added so many more inncorect quotes. SO MANY MORE-

1067 words

-WayToSarcastic

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Choices

Gif by me.

Warning: talk of abortion. Attempted abortion.

"Are you sure? Did you take a test"? Eyeball sucked on his cigarette like a freight train. He was freaking out inside but kept a cool composer.

"Yeah. I took three. Stole em from my sister. What are we going to do, Rich? We're too young to be parents. We have jobs that pay shit. We cant support a kid. What if theres two"? The thought of having more than one kid mad to hyperventilate.

"Y/N, calm down. Shh". Eyeball wrapped his arms around you and kissed your temple. "We're going to be okay".

"I'm not going to have it". You boldly said, making Eyeball let go of you.

"You sure? I dont want you to do anything you're going to regret". Eyeball sighed, running his hand through his hair.

"Yeah. It's for the best. We dont know anything about raising a kid. Look at our parents". You chuckle but it turned into a sob.

"Hey, come here". Eyeball cupped your face in his hands. "We're nothing like our parents. I'm never going to be like my old man. Ever. I would never hurt you or our child. But I'm going to support you with whatever discussion you make".

"Okay. I'm gonna go to the clinic today". You say sniffling.

"I'll take you".

"No". You put your hand on Eyeballs shoulder as he got up. "I'm going alone. I dont want you there".

"Y/N, come on". Eyeball pleaded. "I want to be there for you".

"No. I need to do this alone. I love you but I cant have you there, after it happens". You kiss his cheek and get up from the step of Eyeballs house. "I'll see you around". You sighed and walked off. As you turned the corner you both broke down. Eyeball punched the house, his anger mixed with sadness.

"Miss Y/L/N, the doctor will see you". The nurse at the desk motioned for you to come back. You gulped and headed back. This was it, you weren't going to be pregnant anymore. What a relief, right? Then why did you feel so guilty?

Eyeball paced Aces livingroom floor, chewing on his nails.

"Fuck man, you're making me dizzy. Sit the fuck down". Ace yelled and threw a pillow at Eyeball.

"I can't let her do this alone. I should be there. I should. Fuck, what do I do"? Eyeball asked his fellow gang members.

"Go. If you want to go then go. Who's stopping you"? Billy replied.

"She didnt want me to go".

"Who the fuck cares? That's your kid too. You should be able to see it leave this world". Ace chuckled.

Eyeball gave Ace a death glare. "I dont want her to get rid of it. I'm excited to be a dad with her". Eyeball grinned, he wanted to be a dad.

"Are fucking serious? Why"? Ace scoffed. He hated kids.

"I love Y/N. I want to marry her. I want a family and if that means starting one at seventeen than it was meant to be".

"Then I guess we should stop the procedure. You're gonna be a dad". Ace, Charlie and Billy cheered. They all ran out of the house and jumped into Aces car. Speeding off to the clinic.

Your nerves were starting to effect you. As you sat there on the bed in your gown, your leg shaked and your heart felt like it was about to jump out of your chest and land at your feet.

"Just stay calm, the doctor will be here shortly. You're not the first girl to come in today trying to fix their mistakes". The nurse spoke harshly.

You scoffed. It wasnt a mistake. Eyeball wasn't a mistake. You loved him. You loved everything about him and you wanted to marry him. This baby wasnt a mistake.

"Can I have a few minutes to re think about this"? You gulped sitting up.

"Sure". She rolled her eyes and went out the door. You sat there chewing on your bottom lip. A hand on your stomach.

"Hey, kiddo. Um, I know you're probably freaking out like I am but do you really want us as parents? We might screw you up or something. But then you might grow up and be a doctor and cure cancer or invent a medicine that cures diabetes. All those possibilities will go down the drain if I get rid of you. I wanna keep you. Are you okay with that? Give me a sign". You whispered to your stomach. Then you heard a crash from the front.

"Where is she? Where's my girlfriend"? Eyeball and the gang were fighting their way into the clinic.

"You need to leave. The procedure is being done". The harsh nurse from earlier told Eyeball.

"Bullshit. Where is she? Y/N! Y/N!". Eyeball called out as the security guards held him back.

"Call the police". The nurse said to another one behind the desk.

"Let me fucking see her, ya bitch". Eyeball growled at the nurse. Ace threw a punch at a guards face. Eyeball grabbed a guard by the throat and pushed him up against the wall.

"Y/N! I'm here"! Eyeball yelled over the chaos.

Hearing your name being called you smiled. "Thanks for the sign, kid". You hurried and put on your clothes just as the doctor came in.

"Miss"?

"I changed my mind". You giggled, jogging to the front.

"Eyeball"! You waved, getting his attention as the guards held him back.

"Oh thank God". Eyeball smiled through teary eyes.

"I couldn't do it. I couldn't". You pushed the guards off of him and wrapped your arms around his neck. "I'm sorry".

"No. I'm sorry. I should've stopped you. I knew you didnt want to get rid of it. I'm happy you didnt". Eyeball buried his face in your neck.

"How are we going to do this"?

"By trial and error. We can always learn from our mistakes on the next kid". Eyeball chuckled, grabbing your face and kissing your lips.

"I love you so much". You mumbled against his lips.

"I love you more. Let's go home". Eyeball wrapped his arm around your waist and walked you out. Ace was getting into another altercation with the guards and Billy was flirting with a cute redheaded nurse.

When you got home, Eyeball and you talked. A long time. He decided that he'll work two jobs before the baby's born and save up enough money then he'll quit the least paying job and help you out after the baby gets here. He was stepping up. He wanted this more than anything else in the world. Having you as the mother of his child and his soon to be wife. Life was looking good for the Chambers name. Just hoping history doesnt repeats itself.

[trutimeline]

idislikecispeople, The Most Infamous Dyscourse Blogger: Part 1.0, Rumors

idislikecispeople, also known as many names throughout her time on Tumblr (such as Adele, Kat, Mami, Samantha and Sayaka), was a former Tumblr blogger who became infamous for coining the term "tucute", among many other controversial things she has posted on her blogs. This was supposed to be one, very long masterpost about her, but Tumblr's post editor is a bitch and won't let me do that.

In this post, I'll be debunking or confirming rumors commonly spread about idislikecispeople. The rest of my posts about her will each be dedicated to a specific controversial belief she held or situations she got into. For simplicity's sake, I'll be referring to idislikecispeople as Kat for the rest of this post and future ones.

Rumors

Kat Coined the Terms "Truscum" and "Tucute"

Verdict: Partially True

Kat coined the term tucute, but she did not coin the terms truscum or transmedicalist.

Here's a screenshot of Kat's original definition of a tucute:

Transcript:

What is Tucute?

What does tucute mean?

Tucute is basically just the opposite of truscum, it’s a term and community for trans, nonbinary, and/or non-cis individuals created to separate anti-truscum from truscum and to serve as a safe place from truscum and from cis people, where they believe that being trans requires dysphoria, we do not,where they think that being trans is a medical condition, we do not,and where they deny numerous gender identities on the basis that it “discredits the trans community” we do not.

What are the prerequisites to be a part of the tucute community?

You have to be trans, nonbinary, and/or non-cis in general

You have to accept all pronouns and gender identities

You haveto believe that dysphoria is not necessary to be trans

You have to dislike truscum

You cannot side with truscum or believe in their ideology

You cannot misgender anyone no matter how mad they make you

You cannot be an ableist whatsoever

Did you invent the tucute community? Why?

I indeed did coin the tucute term and community and anyone who says otherwise are creeps who are trying to steal it from me and redefine it for their own nefarious doings. I started this community so anti-truscum could separate themselves from truscum and cis people who are a part of the truscum community, it serves as a safe space from both truscum and cis people.

I’m cis, can I be tucute if I believe in your movement and want to help?

No, you can’t be tucute if you’re cis, you can only be a tucute ally, and you need to be sure to never speak for or over a trans person.

I see a lot of tucuties being just as harmful as truscum, what will you do about it?

There isn’t much I can do to them other than ask them to stop aligning with the tucute community, and of course, that doesn’t mean they will. Also be noted that truscum and cis people will pretend to be tucute just to tarnish the name of the tucute community, so tread lightly, you might be talking to a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Spread the word, use the tag #tucute and join the army today!

[A digital drawing of Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica in her magical girl form, with a banner underneath her reading "Tucute 4 U!"]

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Kat Was a Cisgender Woman Who Lied About Being a Transgender Woman

Verdict: False

This rumor primarily comes from a post on Kat's oldest known Tumblr blog, chromaghost, where she claims that she wasn't MTF and only tagged a selfie as such because she thought that transgender people were "cool".

Transcript:

Anonymous asked: are you a mtf? i seen it tagged on one of your photos.

No lol. I wanted to post it to the tag because transgender people are cool :3

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However, Kat addressed this post and made it clear she very much was a transgender woman multiple times on her later blogs. This claim can also be confirmed with nude photos Kat posted online, which I don't feel comfortable spreading, so you'll just have to trust me on that one. I also don't feel comfortable directly encouraging you to go and dig up those nudes, as most of her nude photos were either taken when she was a minor, spread without her consent and/or were uploaded because people pressured her into posting nudes to "prove" she was a transgender woman.

Transcript:

Anonymous asked: you bound with ace bandage in one of your selfies. i don't know what to think about you anymore. according to some people you're a 27 year old cis woman scamming us, but you say you're a 22 year old trans woman. i want to trust you but i don't know if i can. i'm sorry.

Rest assured I’m not 27 years old lol. What you’re referring to is a less than graceful ~art piece~ we did (”Playing a Boy” or something) on deviantART when we were 16/17 (?) and really ill-informed. I ask you to not take that as how I stand currently – as I have learned so much more since, and I have a penis and I was designated male at birth because of it (feel free to purchase a passcode to our nsfw blog to see for yourself). At the time we were developing breast tissue but still had to appear as a ‘boy.’ Don’t bind with Ace bandages, kids, it can damage your rib cage, something we didn’t know at the time.

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Transcript:

[A picture of two prescriptions, estradiol and spironolactone, both prescribed to Adele Sheffield.]

grandtran still gonna think I photoshopped it or what

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Anonymous asked: In other words, you aren't gonna cough up the pics because you know you can't fake that shit because you're actually cis. Cool. BTW why do you keep changing your story about the blog, and if the blog was run by you when you were in denial about being trans because of self hate, why were the pics tagged mtf and you were constantly saying trans people were cool?

Yeah I’m not gonna do something for y’all and get nothing in return except more doubt from you, you see how one sided that kind of request is? Also its technically considered sexual harassment, just because its on the internet, you’re a coward (whats your username btw?), and you think I’m cis and you want me to prove time and time again to you that I’m dmab doesn’t justify sexually soliciting someone when they’re not comfortable in being solicited – for free no less.

At first I genuinely had no memory of that blog, it was only active for all of 2 months and for some reason I moved onto a new email and new tumblr, and I haven’t the foggiest why. As for the whole “me claiming to not be ~mtf~” I don’t have any memories from that time, I can only assume it was a lot of dysphoria fueled self-hatred and wanting to be seen/pass as a cis girl lesbian.

If you’re really gonna solicit nudes from a trans woman (a second time) as they do sex work to try and stay on their feet without offering anything in return just so your transmisogynistic ass can get off to trying to tell me my dick is fake isn’t classy at all. I perish the thought of what you’re parents would think of this behavior from you. But yeah, feel free to send some money to my paypal so I can get the gender markers on my records changed because that’s gonna cost a lot apparently, and I’ll definitely send you the dick pics you want. :)

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[A picture of a a hospital bracelet on Kat's wrist. The patient's name is Adele Sheffield and her sex is labeled as "M".]

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Kat Lied About Having Diabetes To Get Money From Tumblr Users

Verdict: False

This doesn't need much commentary from me, just view the screenshots below.

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To the people who keep harping on me buying a $15 video game for my mental health 7 MONTHS ago “with my donation money,” well, here you go, some proof, links and screenshots provided

So for everyone spreading misinformation about me spending $15 on a video game for my mental health, here’s a full list of reasons why there is no way, shape, or form I spent my paypal money on it:

Yes, I spent $15 of my own money after selling one of my possessions, not denying it:

[A screenshot of a Tumblr post by Kat where she shows off a copy of Fall Out: New Vegas, marked with a price of $14.99. The date of the post is marked as July 21, 2014 at 06:28.39 PM.]

Be sure to look at the date, July 21st, 2014 6:28 PM. Now lets look at my first donation post asking for help:

[A screenshot of a Tumblr post by Kat where she asks for donations to be able to afford insulin because she has no insurance. The date of the post is marked as July 20, 2014 at 08:14.00 PM.]

Hmm, one day before the purchase of said game, July 20th 2014 at 8:14 PM. Now, I’ve never heard of a video game store — much less a non-chain video game store accepting payment for video games in the form of virtual Amazon gift cards, have you? Oh, but you’re gonna say, “well you bought the game with your paypal donations anyway!” Well, here’s exhibit C:

[Another screenshot of a separate post made by Kat where she is also asking for donations to be able to afford insulin. The date of the post is marked as July 23, 2014 at 12:27.46 PM.]

Again, looking at the date of this posting which is the original donations post, you can see it was posted on July 23rd, 2014 at 12:27 PM, a full 2 days after I had bought the game. Now, if there’s no way for me to use Amazon gift cards for a real life video game store, then how can I go back in time a minimum of 2 full days to give past me $15 to buy said game, hm? This isn’t even accounting for the fact that I didn’t even have my own bank account associated with it until over a week later, and it surely doesn’t account for the fact that it takes up to 5 days to transfer from paypal to your bank account. All the dates are linked to the original unedited posts so you can see for yourself, and for added measure my first deposit was on August 14th, 2014:

[A screenshot of a deposit made by Kat. The date is marked as 08/14/14.]

Oh but yeah, anti-sjs, truscum, and the like took damniwishidthoughtofabettername’s postthey used to gaslight us with misinformation and you all bought it. Tell me how I could misuse donations that I could not use outside of Amazon and money I didn’t even start receiving until a full two days later, let alone the fact that there’s no way I could have transferred said money and used it two days prior as of the date of the paypal donations post.

I hope some of y’all could reblog this and get the word out, I’m sick and tired of people buying into that misinformation that person did solely to gaslight me as a means to try and disrupt my donations drive.

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[A selfie of Kat holding up a vial of Novolin to the camera.]

Hey anon, I don’t feel comfy giving you my receipts (because doxxing is a thing) but here you go, a selfie with my most recent insulin purchase. 👽

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Anonymous asked: Getting desperate for money again I see. How is your fake diabetes lately. I bet your blood sugar is like 800 this time and you're still able to be alive somehow.

You got me, I’m ~totally faking~

[A selfie of Kat. In the background several items used by diabetics are seen such as insulin syringes, glucose tablets, a blood sugar tester and test strips.]

[A picture that gives us a closer look at the background of the previous selfie.]

[A selfie of Kat holding up two vials, one of Lantus and the other of Humalog.]

Gee, must be one dedicated faker, right? To have hundreds of dollars of insulin equipment and insulin itself. Hmmm… Insulin syringes, glucose tablets, a blood sugar tester and test strips.. oh and insulin, hmmmm….

Oh and because you didn’t learn from last time you don’t die instantly when your blood sugar goes over 600 lol, something anyone who studies endocrinology can tell you, and I would know, being a diabetic, having to be hospitalized numerous times for ketoacidosis where the blood sugar has been too high for too long. Things you clearly do not know and you’re just jumping on the disableist bandwagon. I have an idea of who you are anyway, just doing this for future reference.

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[key201303]

Hellooooooo!! Since today it's Valentine's Day and we all crave for lovely drabbles😏 I'm opening special requests from today until Feb 28th❤️

RULES

Send me an ask with the number and the list (Fluff, kiss or smut) you want the drabble with.

Make sure to specify the idol and the group so I can write it correctly

I won't write smuts for minor readers or minor idols (AND I won't write smuts for NCT Jisung even though he's already an adult)

Please send a maximum of 2 prompts and a maximum of 2 requests so I can take others' requests🙏🏻

PROMPTS

Fluff

You're the only person I want to wake up next to

Hold my hand so people know we’re dating

If I win this game you date me and if I fail I’ll date you

I caught the bouquet (in a wedding)

Move away if you don’t want this kiss

Does this tickle? Why are you laughing so much?

We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about

I’ll keep you warm, hold me closer

I like playing with your hair

You know we’re meant to be

I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater

Don’t smile at me like that. You know it drives me crazy

I’m going to marry you one day

You made me breakfast in bed? What did you do this time?

I feel like I can’t breathe when I’m around you

It’s just 7am, are you sure we cannot stay in bed for a little longer?

I’m not going to stop poking you until I get some attention

Is that my shirt?

Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?

Can’t you stay a little longer?

Close your eyes

I heard that! / You were supposed to!

Somehow, I always seem to end up here, with you / Soulmate shit, hardcore as fuck

Be careful, I’m so sweet you might get diabetes

I really want to kiss you

Apparently all our friends have a bet going about when we'll end up together

I would've had breakfast ready but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn't want to wake you.

I don't want to wake up, you're so comfy.

You’re so perfect, I am so fucking lucky

I wanted to say ‘I love you’ for the first time without stuttering but that failed

Are you flirting with me? / You finally noticed?

I like the way your hand fits in mine

I know we’re being late for work but let’s just say we’re sick and spend all day cuddling

I’m falling hard for you and that makes me terrified

Your lips look better when they’re against mine so hurry up and kiss me

Let’s watch the storm together like we used to do when we were kids

Stop getting crumbs all over my bed

Sorry I have a girlfriend / I am your girlfriend you drunk idiot

I have no idea what you just said but I could listen to you all day

What? Sorry- I didn’t hear you, I was too busy getting lost in your eyes….OW! What!? I was just trying to seduce you!

What if I kissed you right now?

We’d make such cute babies though

I love you so fucking much

I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please

Come on, dance in the rain with me

Smut

Let me show you why you should stay in bed

…Or we could just get naked

Don’t give me that look

Like what you see?

Don’t be too loud, they can hear us

You’re in trouble now

No panties, baby girl?

Mine

Behave

Could he make you feel as good as I do?

Are you trying to turn me on or are you that oblivious?

The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh

Always so fucking tight for me

Can we just stay home so I can fuck your brains out?

Are you sure we can’t have a quickie?

You’re so wet for me baby girl

Angel in the streets, freak in the sheets

I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you’ll forget you ever met that asshole

You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, doll

You are not going out in that outfit

We’re not just friends and you know it

First one to make a noise loses

I could make love to you forever

I swear I just want to cuddle. And maybe fuck later. Wait, can we do both at the same time?

Let’s see how steamy this car can get

My dick isn’t that big. You can handle it

I’d hold onto something if I were you

What would your parents say if they knew how good of a slut you are?

Stop watching that movie and let’s just fuck

Forget the bed, let’s fuck right here

Fuck, I love the sounds you make

Don’t let a single drop go to waste

I don’t have the patience to remove your clothes right now

I heard shower sex is dangerous but I’m so willing to take the risk right now

Give me a little show

Who’s your daddy?

I’m going to ruin you

Let me take care of you

Bend over, I'm not kidding

I’m planning to mark your neck until it makes obvious that we’re dating

I just can’t control myself when I’m around you

Do you think they can hear us through the tent?

You can get louder, can’t you?

Does it hurt? Good

Bite your lip once more, I dare you

Come on, I want the neighbours to hear you scream

Grab the headboard for me, will ya?

I want to watch you fall apart

Slow down doll, let me worship you the way you deserve

If you keep doing that I won’t be able to control myself

Kiss

Small kisses littered across the other’s face.

A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.

Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.

Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.

French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.

Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.

A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.

A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.

Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.

Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.

Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.

A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.

A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.

One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.

Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.

Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.

One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.

Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.

A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.

A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.

Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.

Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.

Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.

Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.

One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.

Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.

Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.

Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.

Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.

An awkward kiss given after a first date.

Starting with eskimo kisses before moving on to soft kisses.

Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.

Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.

Kissing tears from the other’s face.

A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.

Kisses shared under an umbrella.

Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.

A kiss pressed to the top of the head.

Tentative kisses given in the dark.

Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.

A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.

A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.

One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.

Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date.

A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.

(Kisses prompts are from @kashimalin-fanfiction)

Masterlist

Here you guys have my MASTERLIST so you know for which groups and soloist I write❤️

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Sentence Starters - Russell Mod Quotes Volume I-can't-remember

"I'm quite amazed that all the jam managed to stay in that broken jar."

"I shouldn't be allowed in someone else's kitchen."

"I can't find the pepper because I'm a fuck up!"

"If you come any closer, I'll fart."

"If people want diabetes, they can get it elsewhere."

"Hey asshole, get your feet off the seat!"

"Is it me or is he crazier since he died?"

"He's going to wake up with his organs missing."

"I am way too proud of that pun."

"I saw a pair of slippers coming to life."

"I always knew he was just projecting."

"Super Anime Girl Trumpet Blast Attack."

"It doesn't help that he's absolutely terrifying in appearance and probably made most kids wet their pants when they first saw him."

"He is destroying her ass."

"You can say 'short', it's okay."

"it's about five men who met their deaths and they're forced to go to the same place every night and talk about it."

"Stop sneezing all over the place!"

"Teens are stupid."

"His nipples are like saucers!"

"My bladder is currently yelling at me."

"You can count the polygons."

"I'm just here for the shitshow."

"Why are some people crazy enough to have five children in such a small timeframe?"

"They're not impressed because they're fucking dead."

"His mouth is like a toy alligator."

"I'm gonna go watch cat videos until this is over."

"Frogs are cats then."

"Can you please vomit somewhere that isn't the carpet?"

"You disrespectful little shithead."

"It would be good for cutting an onion without murdering my eyes."

"Oh wow! Thanks for the warning! I never would have guessed that my ALMOND milk might have nuts in."

"If I could get a coffee IV drip put in, I would."

"Time is not on my side today."

"Don't eat the trash bird."

"Am I hungry or just digesting something?"

"Why is everyone trying to give me a nappy?"

"Imagine if that was red instead."

"Time for me to chew my nails to oblivion."

"I don't need sugar. I'm already sweet enough."

"I'm just sitting about like a lazy sack of shit, how about you?"

"You can lead me to a caramel shortbread, but you can't make me eat it."

"Why do I always need the bathroom at the worst possible time?"

"At least I know I won't run out of mushy peas when the apocalypse rolls around."

"He's a bobble-head!"

"This is why you're not allowed to drive anything."

"Why do I always pull on this door?"

"You want a pineapple? Is a grapefruit close enough?"

"At least I can somewhat get away with being clumsy. I'm small and thin, so people tend to think it's cute."

"I wish I could give more of a shit, but I honestly can't."

"I agree with him, but he's still an absolute cunt."

"My underpants are fabulous."

"Of course he stole a bar of soap, he wanted to make a clean getaway."

"Do I seem stupid? ... Don't answer that."

"I don't recommend eating it all in one go though, because it's really flipping expensive."

"I'm going to squish the crap out of this."

"I went to take the rubbish out. It's 'bin' due for a while. Ha ha..."

"Do I smell like a smoker? No I don't."

"It's not at all empowering to tell people they can't change and improve. Don't be a crab in a bucket."

"I nearly threw that into my eyes."

"I'm almost sad that no one was around to hear that burp. It was epic."

"What are you, a camel?"

"Well, at least my socks are good at picking up tiny shards of glass."

"I wish I could pretend to care."

"My motivation is just completely down the shitter today."

"Give me a couple seconds to get my shit together."

"Betrayed by my own chair..."

[dream-of-kpop]

Seventeen But They Love You...Too Much pt.1

Wonwoo

Professes his love to you 24/7

You get tired of it when you're trying to sleep...but you don't care anymore

Wrote a book and named it after you

The book is named "i love *you*" extremely basic but you applaud him for trying

Mingyu gave up his chances with Wonwoo to date you but wonwoo isn't having it

Wonwoo: "keep your eyes to yOuRself buddy"

Mingyu: "you're cute...NOT leave me and my girl alone"

*Wonwoo is defeated*

He finds it cute when you wear his shirts-

Ok but like Minghao is a whole mess, He got paint on the shirt "accidentally"

You: "Um...Wonu I'm sorry i got a stain on it...I'll put it in the wash"

*Wonu twitching his eye*

Wonwoo: "DoN't WoRry iTs fiNe"

Wonu tried to fight Minghao later that day...it wasn't pretty

Hoshi

Screams how much he loves you out in public

People look at you and the group weird you try to run away from his screaming just...keeps...following...you

He took you to a shinee concert, you were more into Taemin than him

He loves shinee but he was willing to fight Taemin at all costs

*Taemin singing* Taemin: "YOU MAKE ME THIRSTYYYY"

Hoshi: "WHAT EJSJJSJS HOLD UP-"

*He tries to jump on stage*

He danced the who performance for you but the guys saw and tried to jump him

He made you breakfast in bed once...

He dropped the plate by accident and food was EvErywHere

Mingyu was more pissed than you

Hoshi spends like 90% of his money on gifts for you

He got them at Target but still iTs cUte

Mingyu

He baked a pie just for you

You: "what did you put in it? iT tAstEs bOmb aF"

Mingyu: "oh you know love" *acts cute and makes a heart with his hands*

You: "that's cute but what are the ingredients-"

Mingyu: "oh you know..."

You: "..."

*You question yourself everyday what you ate*

He hugs you every 5 minutes, he's afraid you'd forget about him

You're at work and he still shows up to hug you

You woke up one time and found him in your bed while you were asleep *i mean i wouldn't complain* you were confused af but oh well

He makes you food everyday you're probably gonna get diabetes from all the sugar (suga)

Made you a heart out of clay but as he was giving it to you he broke it

*nice job boi*

He cleans your room for you everyday

You: "You already cleaned it yesterday Mingyu..."

Mingyu: "I know but cleanliness is key"

*Let's be real he's only "cleaning" because he's trying to see if dudes sent you shit or not*

You don't know where Dk's number is... Mingyu probably threw it away

Vernon

He made you like 4 mixtapes

You still havent listened to them yet...

Vernon: "dID YOU LIKE THEM???"

You: "Yes...i loved...all the songs boi"

Vernon: "yEs"

He falls and stuff just to make you laugh

*Does the kiki do you love me dance for you atleast once everyday*

He broke him leg doing so but if it made you laugh he doesn't care

He asks you weird questions everyday you don't know how to respond but any answer works

Vernon: "Do you think Kanye dated Trump atleast once?"

You: "i...what...honey...what??"

He raps for you everyday but its mostly in korean so you have no idea what he's saying but it's lit tho

He once called S.coups's raps weak and they got in an argument

Again over you and for Vernon dissing him

You caught Vernon staring at the washer machine once, you love him...but sometimes you question his sanity

Seungkwan

He gives all of his food to you if you're hungry

He ate like half of his sandwich and gave it to you

You didn't want it but you ate it anyways to make him happy

He cries more than you do, so you comfort him

He made you hot chocolate one time and burned it...how do you burn hot chocolate???

He constantly sees Dk trying to make a move on you so he blackmailed him

He thinks you don't know but you heard them

They were screaming of course you did

Seungkwan took you out for karaoke once, he got such a high score singing but you got a low ass score

He took you out for ice cream so you could feel better

The ice cream was cheap af so it didn't taste that good

*ig you can say after singing your throat was hurting...ill stop*

S.coups

He hugs you just as much as Mingyu does but the problem is his big ass muscles are like choking you everytime

He takes you everywhere he goes

EVERYWHERE HSHS

You: "Can we go to macy's then go home?"

S.coups: "YES YEP WE CAN"

*Goes to Macy's, nope then go to walmart, then to the mall, etc*

He works out everyday so he can look good for you

Like you're asleep at midnight and you still hear weights dropping, another reason you barely get any sleep in this house

*S.coups drops a weight*

S.coups: "shiT mY fOot"

Mingyu: "haha bitCh"

S.coups likes to check your phone when you aren't looking

S.coups: "Why is Cha Eunwoo's number in your phone?"

You: "..."

You didn't know how to answer that...

Papa Coups likes to massage your feet too

He does it too hard tho so your feet hurt for days on end

*You try not to cry through the pain*

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